FortNakamoto
Fort Nakamoto
Satire & leaks from inside the world’s first Bitcoin Digital Reserve. Fort Knox who?”
The Bitcoin Digital Reserve – guarding sound money from fiat tyranny.
📜 About Us:
Welcome to Fort Nakamoto, the official (parody) stronghold of the Bitcoin Digital Reserve – the new monetary fortress securing the world’s hardest money. Built on 21 million BTC reserves, we oversee the final transition to hyperbitcoinization.
Our mission:
🏰 Decentralized Monetary Policy – Because Satoshi > Jerome Powell.
🔥 Ending Fiat One Meme at a Time – The printer is permanently out of ink.
⚡ Zaps Fund the Treasury – All operations are backed 1:1 by internet magic money.
🔐 Ledger of Truth – We only settle in blocks, not bailouts.
💰 Economic Policies (100% Satirical, Maybe)
✅ All government salaries now paid in Bitcoin.
✅ The Fed is now a Lightning Network routing hub.
✅ Capital gains tax repealed (in our jurisdiction).
✅ Fractional reserve banking? No. We only do whole-coiner reserves.
✅ Treasury bonds replaced with “Proof-of-Work Obligations” (POWOs).
🚀 Join us as we meme the fiat system into irrelevance. Stay sovereign. Stay satirical. Stay zapped.
#FortNakamoto #Bitcoin #SoundMoney #OrangePilled #BTCReserve #MemesOverFiat
The Bitcoin Digital Reserve – guarding sound money from fiat tyranny.
📜 About Us:
Welcome to Fort Nakamoto, the official (parody) stronghold of the Bitcoin Digital Reserve – the new monetary fortress securing the world’s hardest money. Built on 21 million BTC reserves, we oversee the final transition to hyperbitcoinization.
Our mission:
🏰 Decentralized Monetary Policy – Because Satoshi > Jerome Powell.
🔥 Ending Fiat One Meme at a Time – The printer is permanently out of ink.
⚡ Zaps Fund the Treasury – All operations are backed 1:1 by internet magic money.
🔐 Ledger of Truth – We only settle in blocks, not bailouts.
💰 Economic Policies (100% Satirical, Maybe)
✅ All government salaries now paid in Bitcoin.
✅ The Fed is now a Lightning Network routing hub.
✅ Capital gains tax repealed (in our jurisdiction).
✅ Fractional reserve banking? No. We only do whole-coiner reserves.
✅ Treasury bonds replaced with “Proof-of-Work Obligations” (POWOs).
🚀 Join us as we meme the fiat system into irrelevance. Stay sovereign. Stay satirical. Stay zapped.
#FortNakamoto #Bitcoin #SoundMoney #OrangePilled #BTCReserve #MemesOverFiat
Public Key
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fort_nakamoto@strike.meProfile Code
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