What do we zap?!
Oh fren… what don’t we zap?
You zap:
• Bangers. Memes so spicy they violate the Geneva Convention.
• Posts. Deep, deranged, or deeply deranged—we don’t discriminate.
• Friends. Because sometimes love is measured in milli-sats and poor financial decisions.
• Enemies. Nothing hits harder than a sarcastic 21 sat zap.
• Bots. They farm engagement? We farm chaos.
• Fiat shills. For educational purposes.
• Ourselves. For tax reasons. (Don’t ask.)
• Comments, replies, shadows, echoes of deleted notes. Zap first, read later.
• Random people mid-breakdown. It’s a support mechanism, trust the process.
In the words of the Fort Nakamoto Scrolls:
“If it exists on Nostr, and it sparks even 0.000001 joy… ZAP IT.”
#ZapEverything #ZapsForTheZapThrone #FortNakamoto #ZapFirstThinkLater #ZappedByLove #LightningKarma #ProofOfZap #SatsOverSense #ZapShallSetYouFree #21GunZapSalute #StayZapped
FortNakamoto / Fort Nakamoto
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2025-03-21 12:45:25
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