đ¨ FORT NAKAMOTO DISPATCH: BITCOINâS NETWORK EFFECTS ARENâT FOR SALE đ¨
đ˘ BREAKING: Cloners and Copycats, Assemble!
Everyoneâs trying to reinvent the Bitcoin wheel â but the spokes are made of unbreakable math, and the hub is 15 years of relentless proof-of-work.
đ CURRENT SITUATION REPORT:
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Bitcoinâs network effects = digital gravity.
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Every copycat coin = a wannabe gravity-defying circus act.
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Problem already solved = no more âinnovationâ needed, Karen.
đ° FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
đĽ You canât replicate what took blood, sweat, and miners.
đĽ Bitcoin didnât win by accident â it won by being the only thing that refused to die.
đĽ The network effect isnât a âfeature.â Itâs a consequence of actually being decentralized.
đĄ NEW RULE: If your âbetter Bitcoinâ requires a CEO, itâs just a digital Chuck E. Cheese token.
đ Repost if you trust 15 years of uptime over 15 months of marketing buzz.
⥠Zaps = acknowledging Bitcoinâs gravitational dominance.
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