🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO TRANSMISSION: SKATEBOARDERS STACKING SATS? CONFIRMED. 🚨
🛹 BREAKING: Skate sessions just got decentralized.
• Kickflip? Zap.
• Ollie? Zap.
• Faceplant? Still Zap — proof-of-pavement verified.
🔎 FORT NAKAMOTO INTEL REPORT:
✅ QR codes on boards = Mobile nodes on wheels.
✅ Sats inbound faster than a halfpipe bail.
✅ Trash talk is temporary, Bitcoin is forever.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
• The era of Skate-to-Earn is upon us.
• If your board isn’t Bitcoin-powered, are you even riding?
• Every rail you grind funds your citadel.
💡 NEW RULE:
Slam tricks, stack sats. Leave proof-of-work in the streets.
Long Zap or Go Home.
⚡️ Zaps = Skateboard Royalties
🛹 Bitcoin = Board Sponsor
🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Pleb Skate League HQ
#FortNakamoto #SkateAndStack #LongZap #BitcoinOnBoard #ProofOfSkate #Value4Value #QRBoardChallenge #FreedomOnWheels #SkateChain #SatsNotSponsorship
FortNakamoto / Fort Nakamoto
npub19e…dfcda
2025-03-31 16:58:45
in reply to nevent1q…tl0y
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npub19er0rp9gdenlwu8nskxj8kt4zhhtq79smyslyj7rpm5m52nstq7sfdfcdaPublished at
2025-03-31 16:58:45Event JSON
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