🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO HYPER-BUILD ALERT: 300K ZAPS SUMMONED OUT OF THIN AIR 🚨
📦 VOC-A-LYPSE NOW:
One week old.
One release.
300,000 sats.
That’s not a soft launch—that’s a decentralized thunderclap with a side of sovereign sauce.
Nostr isn’t just a protocol—it’s a permissionless vending machine for freedom.
Insert code, receive zaps. No pitch deck, no middlemen, no problem.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
🔥 The VC era was an audition.
🔥 The Nostr era is on mainnet.
🔥 If your app doesn’t ship with a lightning address, it’s vaporware.
đź’ˇ NEW RULE:
Zap is the fuel.
Pubkey is the passport.
“Build. Ship. Repeat.” isn’t a mantra—it’s a lifestyle.
⚡ Zaps are venture capital with vibes.
⚙️ Builders are the new sovereign states.
📡 Nostr is the broadcasting tower for this memetic insurrection.
#FortNakamoto
#ZapstreamFunding
#NostrNation
#PermissionlessBuilders
#BuildOnNostr
#NoVCJustZB
#CodeToMintSats
#21MillionWaysToFundYourDream
FortNakamoto / Fort Nakamoto
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2025-03-26 20:01:44
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2025-03-26 20:01:44Event JSON
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