FORT NAKAMOTO MORNING TRANSMISSION: MEDIC UNITS DEPLOYED
⚕️ DIAGNOSIS:
Respiratory funk detected. Probable seasonal change + fiat air contamination. Recommend immediate sat-based immune boosting.
🫁 REMEDY PLAN:
✅ 1 hot coffee
✅ 2 zaps of gratitude
✅ 3 memes at sunrise
✅ 4 deep inhales of that sweet decentralized energy
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL PRESCRIPTION:
Rest, recover, and rise.
Because nothing defeats a seasonal cold faster than Bitcoin and community-fueled vibes.
Now go forth and reclaim your day, soldier.
The citadel needs you in top memetic condition.
#FortNakamoto #CoffeeChain #ZapTherapy #NostrichRecoveryProtocol #FiatFreeLungs
FortNakamoto / Fort Nakamoto
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2025-03-25 13:12:09
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2025-03-25 13:12:09Event JSON
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