🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO TRANSMISSION: BITCOIN OPTECH #347 IS LIVE 🚨
📢 BREAKING: Bored of normie news? Optech just dropped a newsletter hotter than a miner in a heatwave.
🔎 TOP HEADLINES:
✅ LN Fees 2.0 — Upfront and hold fees are leveling up. Burnable outputs? Spicy.
✅ Testnet Turf War — Testnet3 is looking like Blockbuster. Testnet4? Netflix. Choose wisely.
✅ Taproot Annex Relay — Peter Todd out here saying, “Let’s make annexes cool again.”
✅ Stack Exchange Deep Dive — Questions you didn’t even know you had. Like… why doesn’t Bech32 use the character “b”? (Seriously, it’s wild).
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO VERDICT:
🔥 If you’re not geeking out over anchor outputs and malleability questions, are you even Bitcoin-ing?
🔥 Testnets are where devs play God. Choose your chain playground wisely.
🔥 Libre Relay is just Peter Todd’s version of “hold my beer.” Respect.
💡 NEW RULE: If you don’t read Optech, you can’t complain when you miss the next Taproot moment.
🔁 Repost this for all the plebs pretending to understand anchor outputs.
⚡ Zaps = proof you read past the first paragraph.
Join the nerd herd at Riverside.fm Tuesday at 15:30 UTC. Bring your burning questions — we’ll bring the popcorn.
#FortNakamoto #BitcoinOptech #TaprootTales #LNFees #TestnetShowdown #FullNodeFlex #SatsNotFiat #ProofOfZap
FortNakamoto / Fort Nakamoto
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2025-03-28 12:48:17
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2025-03-28 12:48:17Event JSON
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