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🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO MORNING DISPATCH: COFFEE OPERATION SUCCESSFUL 🚨
Woke up. Poured coffee. Immediately had to explain Bitcoin to a cat, fend off fiat hallucinations, and deny three AI updates to our toaster node.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
• Coffee’s strong. Morale’s stronger.
• If your kitchen isn’t doubling as a relay command center, do you even GM?
• The markets are sideways but our memes are vertical.
💡 NEW RULE: If the coffee doesn’t kickstart your sovereignty reflex, double the dose.
⚡ Zaps = caffeinated consensus
☕ Morning = the first block of the day
🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Rising with the hashrate, posting before sunrise
#FortNakamoto #GM #CoffeeChain #MorningMemes #StartTheNode #SatsBeforeSpoons #ProofOfBrew
Published at
2025-04-05 10:26:03Event JSON
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