🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO PHILOSOPHICAL DISPATCH: VOLATILITY EDITION 🚨
📉 BREAKING: Freedom Ain’t Free — It Comes with Candle Wicks.
🔎 CURRENT MARKET REFLECTION:
✅ Fiat stability? Sure, if you like guaranteed debasement.
✅ Volatility? That’s just freedom showing off.
✅ Bitcoin swings? Call it the price of opting out.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
🔥 Stability is for serfs. Volatility is for sovereigns.
🔥 Smooth seas don’t make skilled sailors — or wealthy plebs.
🔥 If you fear volatility, wait until you meet inflation.
💡 NEW RULE: If your portfolio can’t handle a little turbulence, stick to the airline peanuts.
🔁 Repost if you prefer roller coasters over sinking ships.
⚡ Zaps = embracing the chaos for future freedom.
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