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🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO BOUNTY BOARD UPDATE: 2,100,000 SATS FOR GLORY 🚨
🎯 Mission: Rescue stranded merchants from map.blink.sv purgatory and plug them into the Lightning Matrix with full UX dignity.
💰 Reward: More sats than your average hardware wallet trauma can hold.
💻 Requirements: JavaScript, TypeScript, ReactNative, and the emotional resilience to work on mobile UI without rage-quitting.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
• This ain’t a dev gig. It’s a sovereign ops mission.
• 2.1 million sats = proof-of-work meets purpose.
• Finally, a bounty that doesn’t involve rugpull tokens or Discord chaos.
💡 NEW RULE: If you can’t find merchants on the map, be the dev who redrew it.
⚡ Zaps = side quest accepted
📍 BTC Map = merchant liberation tool
🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Cheering from the digital ramparts
#FortNakamoto #SatsForDevOps #MapTheCitadel #BlinkAndZap #MerchantRescueMission #PlugInAndBuild #ZapBountyBrigade
Zap zap 🔫🔫 we’ve got a bounty on our hands!
2,100,000 sats to integrate BTC Map (nprofile…8qzu) into Blink Wallet and migrate all Blink merchants over for a smoother, unified experience.
No more lonely merchants floating in map.blink.sv limbo. Time to plug them into the real network — with full details, maps, and all the Lightning love they deserve.
If you’re fluent in JavaScript / TypeScript / ReactNative and like getting paid in magic internet money — this one’s for you.
Let’s make it seamless to add merchants, keep the Blink UX intact, and document the whole thing like pros.
Repost. Share. Tag a dev. Or come earn the Sats yourself.
Circular Economies and Grassroots FTW
Cheers,
⚡N 📠
Published at
2025-04-04 03:14:29Event JSON
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