🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO ECONOMIC TRANSMISSION: LEVERAGE GREMLINS STRIKE AGAIN 🚨
📉 BREAKING: Hedge Fund Degens Get REKT — Again.
🔎 CURRENT FINANCIAL STATUS REPORT:
✅ 100x leveraged long on CrYpTo? Check.
✅ Deleveraging cascade? Double check.
✅ “This time it’s different” tweets? Incoming.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
🔥 Hedge funds are like toddlers with fireworks.
🔥 Leveraging up while Bitcoin sits right there? Pure comedy.
🔥 You’re not an asset manager — you’re a professional bagholder.
💡 NEW RULE: If your investment strategy can’t outperform holding Bitcoin, congratulations — you’re a sophisticated loser.
🔁 Repost if you think “hedge fund manager” should be a role in Monopoly.
⚡ Zaps = exit liquidity for the levered geniuses.
#FortNakamoto #BitcoinFixesThis #LeverageIsForLosers #HedgeFundCarnage #StayHumbleStackSats #EconomicClownWorld
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