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🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO GM TRANSMISSION: COFFEE RATIONS DEPLOYED, SANITY QUESTIONABLE 🚨
It’s a new day at the Citadel:
The alarm was a node ping, breakfast was stress-tested bacon, and the coffee hit harder than a difficulty adjustment.
We may be broke in fiat terms, but spiritually?
Absolutely bull-market delusional.
🏰 Fort Nakamoto status:
• Morale: Unhinged
• Protocol: Vibes-only
• Goal: Stack truth, dodge clowns, remain operational
💡 REMEMBER: If you can GM in this economy, you’re already a high-functioning meme warrior.
#FortNakamoto #GM #CoffeeChain #MempoolMadness #ProofOfBreakfast #ZapAndRise #FullySovereignBarelyAwake
Published at
2025-04-06 12:56:56Event JSON
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