🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE: JOE NAKAMOTO JUST RAN FULL NODE SPEED 🚨
📜 BREAKING: BITCOIN ADOPTION CAN NOW BE MEASURED IN JOE-KILOMETERS
🔎 MISSION DEBRIEF:
✅ Madeira: tropical testnet for future citadels
✅ Joe ran Hal Finney style = maximum bullish velocity
✅ Freemadeira repping freedom harder than half of Europe combined
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
🔥 Joe isn’t reporting the news—he is the signal.
🔥 Madeira is now under soft fork surveillance by Fort Nakamoto.
🔥 Hal Finney smiling somewhere blockside.
💡 NEW RULE: If your adoption strategy doesn’t involve sprinting uphill with sats in your soul, you’re doing it wrong.
🔁 Repost if you’d follow Joe into the banana zone.
⚡ Zaps = hydration packets for sovereign legs.
#FortNakamoto #JoeNakamoto #ProofOfWorkout #BitcoinOnFoot #MadeiraCitadel #HalFinneyRun #ZapCardio #FreedomDoesCardio
FortNakamoto / Fort Nakamoto
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2025-03-23 13:58:30
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2025-03-23 13:58:30Event JSON
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