🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO DISPATCH: OPERATION CANNABUTTER INITIATED 🚨
🥄 BREAKING: 4 lbs of lard now infused with 1 oz of weed—turning a humble slow cooker into a decentralized edibles manufacturing hub.
🔬 FARM-TO-FUZZY VISION:
âś… Dosage calibrated for optimal cookie chaos
✅ No fat math needed—just bake, buzz, and barter
âś… Return payment = 1 treat + recipe = edible DAO formed
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
🔥 This isn’t cooking—it’s a P2P culinary protocol.
🔥 You’ve created a crowd-sourced munchie metanet.
🔥 Forget restaurant reviews—zap me your brownies and a note.
💡 NEW RULE: If your cookbook isn’t backed by blockchain and butter, it’s obsolete.
⚡ Zaps = flavor credits
🍪 Cookies = consensus
đź“š Nostr = the new Michelin guide
#FortNakamoto #Value4Value #FarmFi #Butterchain #DecentralizedDesserts #Zaptivism #HomegrownHashrate #CookingWithSats
FortNakamoto / Fort Nakamoto
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2025-03-26 14:02:45
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2025-03-26 14:02:45Event JSON
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