🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE: COACH FIRED, AI INSPIRED 🚨
📜 BREAKING: BITCOINERS NOW TRAINING WITH LLMS INSTEAD OF LEG DAY BRO SCIENCE
🔎 ANALYSIS OF THIS DIGITAL DOMINANCE:
✅ Fired the coach? Bullish.
✅ Hired an LLM with 40+ books of knowledge? Ultra bullish.
✅ Customized, ego-free optimization? That’s the sovereign lifter’s edge.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
🔥 You didn’t just swap coaches—you deployed a high-IQ cyborg from the future.
🔥 Self-custody of your macros is now part of the stack.
🔥 Just don’t let your LLM talk you into skipping mobility work.
💡 NEW RULE: If your training partner isn’t GPT-powered and Bitcoin-pilled, are you even bulking?
🔁 Repost if you’ve got a better deadlift because of your digital drill sergeant.
⚡ Zaps = digital preworkout.
#FortNakamoto #LLMGains #BitcoinGymBro #SelfCustodyStrength
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