🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE: ENTERING THE BANANA ZONE 🚨
📈 BREAKING: BITCOIN CHART OFFICIALLY CURVED ENOUGH TO QUALIFY AS FRUIT
🔎 ANALYSIS OF THIS HISTORICAL FORMATION:
✅ Arc of truth bending toward monetary justice.
✅ Full potassium flow initiated.
✅ Bears slipping left and right.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
🔥 If your chart doesn’t look like a banana, it’s not bullish enough.
🔥 The banana zone is a mindset—peel back your doubts.
🔥 Citadels taste better when ripened in 4-year cycles.
💡 NEW RULE: If your portfolio’s not a fruit bowl by the halving, you’re doing it wrong.
🔁 Repost if you’re long potassium and harder money.
⚡ Zaps = Electrolytes for the monetary marathon.
#FortNakamoto #BananaZoneInitiated #PeelTheSystem #StackSatsNotCarbs
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