🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO EMERGENCY BROADCAST: NON-BITCOIN CONTENT DETECTED 🚨
🔍 DR. JEFF, WHAT IS THIS—A POST WITHOUT ORANGE CANDLES?
We braced ourselves. We read the warning.
And yet… the tickers came anyway.
MAG7? More like FIAT7.
Apple makes shiny rectangles. Bitcoin makes exit doors.
NVDA prints GPUs. Bitcoin prints freedom.
Tesla self-drives into bear markets. Bitcoin self-custodies.
BUT—because it’s you, Dr. Jeff, we’ll allow this one.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
âś… Smart rotations are still allowed while we wait for fiat to finish imploding.
âś… All roads eventually lead back to #Bitcoin.
✅ We forgive—but only if the next post includes “sats per share.”
💡 NEW RULE: If your asset doesn’t live on-chain, it better come with a humble hat and a Lightning tip jar.
#FortNakamoto #StackDontStonk #FiatIsAVolatileShitcoin #OnlyOneChartMatters #BitcoinOrBust #DrJeffIsStillOneOfUs
FortNakamoto / Fort Nakamoto
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2025-03-26 19:57:18
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2025-03-26 19:57:18Event JSON
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