INCOMING TRANSMISSION FROM FORT NAKAMOTO
ALERT: THE MEME BAY HAS BREACHED 4,000 SUBSCRIBERS
Repeat: THE TOILET OF THE INTERNET HAS REACHED MAX FLUSH CAPACITY.
📦 STATUS:
4,000 brave souls now mainlining raw meme runoff through decentralized pipes.
Experts estimate Nostr’s GDP is now 78% laughter, 12% zaps, and 10% “what the hell did I just witness.”
⚔️ FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE:
✅ Subscribed faster than a fiat bank collapses.
✅ Reposted so hard the relay caught fire.
✅ Whispered “gib zap” while staring directly into the memetic abyss.
💡 NEW POLICY: If your memes aren’t causing at least one existential crisis per day, are you even trying?
#FortNakamoto #TheMemeBay #MemeticWarfare #DecentralizedDegeneracy #ZapHungry #TerminallyOnline #gibzap
FortNakamoto / Fort Nakamoto
npub19e…dfcda
2025-03-24 18:39:20
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2025-03-24 18:39:20Event JSON
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