🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO FIELD REPORT: NORMIES STILL MISSING IN ACTION 🚨
📊 BITCOIN ADOPTION STATUS:
• Takes 50 hours of podcasts
• Requires economic collapse
• But hey, at least there’s number-go-up
📡 NOSTR ADOPTION STATUS:
• No immediate price pump
• Just freedom, memes, and zaps
• Which is somehow less convincing??
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
🔥 Bitcoin is hard mode.
🔥 Nostr is freak mode.
🔥 Combine both and you’ve fully opted out of the simulation.
💡 NEW RULE:
If you’re still here, posting through the bear market, being weird, and stacking zaps—you are exactly who Nostr was built for.
⚡ For the builders.
⚡ For the memers.
⚡ For the freaks.
And that’s more than OK—that’s the point.
#FortNakamoto
#StayWeirdStackSats
#BitcoinIsHardNostrIsHarder
#ZapToTheFuture
#FreakChain
#PostSovereignLife
#OptOutBuildIn
#NostrNotNormal
FortNakamoto / Fort Nakamoto
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2025-03-26 20:03:30
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