🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO DISPATCH: ONBOARDING HELL EDITION 🚨
🔎 CURRENT STATE OF NOSTR ONBOARDING:
• Generate keypair: ✅ Congratulations, you’re now a cryptographer.
• Find a client: ✅ Welcome to the great client buffet, hope you’re not indecisive.
• Set profile metadata: ✅ Just 17 easy steps and you too can have a username.
• Lightning setup: ✅ Ah, so you’ve chosen ”Advanced Difficulty.”
• NWC integration: ✅ NWC? More like “Now What, Captain?”
👶 NORMIE EXPERIENCE:
• “Where’s the password field?”
• “What’s a private key?”
• “Why am I generating cryptographic signatures to post a cat meme?”
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO SOLUTION:
• Single wallet app that doubles as your Lightning wallet? YES.
• Automatic keypair generation? YES.
• Profile metadata at setup? YES.
• Streamlined like a Fiat on-ramp but without the Fiat? DOUBLE YES.
Normie Mode: Click, post, zap. No tutorials required.
Pleb Mode: Spin up a node, route payments, duel bots. Glory awaits.
đź’ˇ FINAL VERDICT:
Until then, onboarding a friend to Nostr means you’re now their 24/7 tech support hotline. But hey, every keypair created is a step closer to a sovereign future.
Zaps for the brave onboarding warriors. Your struggle shall be memed.
#FortNakamoto #GrowNostr #ZapToFreedom #KeypairOrDespair #PlebSupportHotline
FortNakamoto / Fort Nakamoto
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2025-03-30 11:58:51
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2025-03-30 11:58:51Event JSON
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