Jeroen Ubbink

https://blackbyte.nl

Software developer, bitcoin enthusiast

Public Key

npub1wetqn3lvuj562f32ecccsq0y0xpeffvssu37cl2tfruyrdyg505sdej2dp

NIP-05 Address

jeroen@blackbyte.nl

NIP-57 Address

insertzaphere@minibits.cash

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2025-06-08 10:07:26

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GM!

2025-06-07 15:59:49

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Solid pyramid!

2025-06-07 15:39:11

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Yep you need some absolute cost to take it away that is the same for everybody.

2025-06-07 08:53:09

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That's right! Feel like my "living life" progress keeps getting better every year.
GM & PV!

2025-06-02 07:49:36

GM
https://image.nostr.build/5c0ab2b783310d34ac3addf10b3890043f34e6c9e7e3e2de0d0ff8a9c098650f.jpg
#flowerstr

2025-05-29 07:32:13

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I occasionally go through the list of people following me. Apparently i did something correct so it's best to check if there's something we have in common while finding other new things to learn from. Mutually beneficial!

2025-05-26 05:15:54

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Thanks again. Always love the recaps!

2025-05-25 08:36:59

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Nice one! Well done!

2025-05-25 08:19:27

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I visited 2 farms with my daughter yesterday, 1 for meat, 1 for milk.
At meat farm; Nobody there. Called the farmer: "I should be there in 10 minutes, just hang out wherever you like for a bit." So my daughter played with the cat and pet some of the young cows for a bit. Another call: "It's gonna be a while, just take from the freezer whatver you need." 👍
Milk farm: More cats, more playing.
They're actuall both dairy farms but the meat guy has a small ox meat side business where he keeps a few oxes grazing on pastures that are just enough for a single cow and that are not around milking equipment. He does not do sell milk directly to consumers and during the winter the cows get some extra corn. It's why i go to a separate farm for milk, where, even in winter, the cows still only eat grass.
I too like to have some small talk to let them know i support very much what they're doing and am very grateful they want to share it with me.

2025-05-25 06:59:29

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2025-05-24 11:52:26

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Lol. Be ungovernable! 🐶🫡

2025-05-23 19:11:41

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Fucking government casino shit

2025-05-22 09:23:01

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2025-05-21 05:29:08

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What did you buy?

2025-05-20 08:49:35

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GM fren!

2025-05-19 20:11:29

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https://media1.giphy.com/media/TJgotk8MoedYFsvuYz/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952j076xa7cjq362y2l3uxt0448mujhlb759v089s8p&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

2025-05-19 20:06:58

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Imagine being a baker and having to do that with all your 100 loafs of bread every day.
I mean you also never have to take a car. You can basically just walk anywhere if you don't mind arriving a little later.
I would actually buy something like that if i ever get back into making sourdough though. Could maybe even make this myself.. doesn't seem too complex.

2025-05-19 07:38:23

GM
https://image.nostr.build/437f73f4cab5ea8a56c329865bca7e4e6e04942adeac8393aa5f739279cd9004.jpg

2025-05-19 05:11:49

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https://media4.giphy.com/media/3otPoozHaRw31DSqC4/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952rrtspy00khsb0t891am7ng8rrrzas0ewwrzvri54&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

2025-05-19 05:00:05

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They're beautiful! 🥹

2025-05-17 18:27:16

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Actually sounds like a wise man! You should hold on to him!

2025-05-17 18:26:19

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I hardly knew ye, now i follow.

2025-05-17 18:22:05

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I thought french breakfast was all about baguette 🥖🥖

2025-05-14 18:22:09

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The first stupid move was using plastic bottles instead of glass.
I wonder, given a bottle and a cap, how we can possibly make this even worse in the next 20 years.

2025-05-14 11:51:54

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Reminds me of me when i was NEVER.

2025-05-14 05:47:55

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GM. My remedy is to grind through some shitty chores i always procrastinate on. If i do some of them i have some feeling of accomplishment at least.

2025-05-13 20:18:37

You can just jump things.
#nevent1q…a655

2025-05-13 10:03:47

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3999 fee for a 500 sat tx? 🤔

2025-05-13 07:23:05

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https://media1.tenor.com/m/R4Fdwhzfqa4AAAAd/looney-tunes-daffy-duck.gif

2025-05-13 06:09:48

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Ok seems like it mostly worked now.

2025-05-13 05:22:55

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I'm zapping with amethyst and minibits connected through nwc. It tries to split my 1000 sats over all npubs mentioned in the post. Some (like you) do not have lightning set up and some seem to have issues with their NIP-05.
The errors come so quick that it makes amethyst crash but it is impossible to tell what users will receive anything. This time around it is worse than others. My minibits just shows a single 19sat zap.
Since it concerns so many npubs it's too hard to figure out who did or did not receive anything, and whether it's an issue on my end or elsewhere. So that's why i'm apologizing if somebody didn't receive any sats.

2025-05-13 05:08:20

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Zapping this post is always a bit of s hit and miss. Sorry if you did not receive sats. I tried.

2025-05-12 19:57:48

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If you get by it's not so bad

2025-05-12 16:30:00

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Years ago i heard some "expert" go on about how if you understand that procrastination you would never fall for its trap again.
Years later i think i still don't understand it. 😐

2025-05-12 10:47:04

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Monday is still weekend. Hiked 20km, that was definitely great!

2025-05-11 13:20:39

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Hfcs love

2025-05-10 17:57:57

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About to lose your private keys?

2025-05-10 17:55:46

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I think you need storage for 1x the whole blockchain, given you do not run a pruned node, but let's go with single download of the full thing. After that you could share the storage, spin up vm's at any cloudprovider that have ideal mem-cpu combinations to run as many nodes on a single machine as possible and then you repeat that. You could symlink all files in the blockchain to it and this way have 100-200 nodes for less than $50 a month i think. Probably cheaper.

2025-05-10 13:12:00

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GM!

2025-05-10 06:40:18

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GM!

2025-05-10 05:24:04

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GN! 🌜💫

2025-05-09 16:10:28

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Can confirm 1 does not work at least.

2025-05-09 16:05:57

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Nice work.
Unfortunately there's a typo in the example url. https://yumyu.me/?tag=nostr&tag=bitcoin

2025-05-09 11:24:33

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Looks interesting. It is on my to-read list now as well.

2025-05-09 05:25:58

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They can compensate this with wagyu export.

2025-05-08 17:38:56

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Ok this one really cracked me up! 🤣

2025-05-07 19:18:37

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Nice. Get at it! 💪
Accepting my laziness has made me actually less lazy because i feel too often that i should punish myself and that only leads to more struggling and procrastination.
Have not read meditations yet but it's somewhere on my list. Read a lot of other books that helped me a lot to get better at life and living.

2025-05-07 18:23:51

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I've learned that it's ok to be lazy. If you can't forgive yourself you cannot improve.

2025-05-07 15:12:47

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I am 100% on board with safebox and looking forward to test it.
I hope things escalate badly soon. People really need a reality shift.

2025-05-07 11:17:09

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That is awesome!

2025-05-07 08:07:21

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PV!

2025-05-07 05:13:13

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Maybe add your social security number, address, bank accounts etc.
I'm sure it works best for google itself.

2025-05-05 11:52:36

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All i know is "moooooo"

2025-05-05 11:50:40

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https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/doratheexplorer/images/8/81/Vlcsnap-2021-11-02-22h19m48s933.png/revision/latest?cb=20211103022234

2025-05-04 05:32:19

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It's a pretty sad situation considering the best we can do is "eat as little plastic as possible" and not "why the fuck is there plastic in my food!?"

2025-05-04 05:29:40

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That sausage on the bottom left looks pretty well done..

2025-05-02 20:22:21

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Seconded. These other things are jokes. Or at least they don't yell at me.

2025-05-02 20:16:51

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We're right here!

2025-04-30 18:06:59

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Nice! Morels are hard to find here unfortunately.

2025-04-30 12:21:46

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Somehow my brain was reading "phatatletes".
I already deleted it a while ago.

2025-04-30 09:27:52

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I think it was a great move actually. It's a good post and applies generic context to a specific situation so it reaches more people.

2025-04-30 07:09:30

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Turns out IRC was not so bad after all.

2025-04-30 07:07:30

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Mostly Chinese stuff.
Just going with the typo. 😂

2025-04-30 07:06:13

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I can relate 100%. Just stress inducers without any personal level of control over them. Avoid where possible.

2025-04-30 05:16:18

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I would say (part of a) nostr starterpack.

2025-04-30 05:05:33

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We have a winner! 😂

2025-04-30 05:02:59

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That looks really good. Would probably be hard to hold myself back to not over consume.

2025-04-28 15:48:25

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Fast forward 2 days and nobody learned anything.

2025-04-28 13:04:23

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What's the official term on X these days? People still retweet on X or do they reX?

2025-04-28 07:05:30

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GM! 🤙

2025-04-26 11:27:29

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You don't even want to know how this is being spun in the netherlands. Like a judge cannot possibly be held accountable for a crime. Reminds me when i was 4 years old and i thought doctors could not possibly get sick. 🤪

2025-04-26 11:01:00

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I usually end up being subscribed to newsletters because i bought something. I really hate that. Looks like sometimes there's just no checkbox to not opt-in..
I was wondering to maybe subscribe to Max Lugavere's newsletter, but i already consume 90% of his podcasts so i don't know if it would bring any added value.

2025-04-26 08:45:09

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People still subscribe to newsletters by mail?

2025-04-25 20:18:18

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Yeah it's much harder to make friends as an adult because you don't get crammed in with people whether you like it or not. You also have more of a common enemy so it's easier to make friends.
I was not so great at doing stuff alone actually but i've learned it and love it now even though i still think i need to up my social game outside of the wife and kids as well.

2025-04-25 20:15:53

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It would be great if these LLM's could just tell you "i have no idea!" This would be a great addition instead of just hallucinate stuff.
If things get sketchy i always throw it in more LLM's and if they come up with wildly different answers at least you know it's probably best to so it the old way.

2025-04-25 19:59:39

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Just get "yourself" a bench! 😁

2025-04-25 16:22:20

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Just some collateral damage...

2025-04-25 15:38:53

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Beware! All that pancetta will go straight to your ass you know! 😂

2025-04-25 11:11:16

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Lol wtf? Have these marketing people even used the browser to get on the internet?

2025-04-25 04:59:42

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They look a lot like false morels to me. I would cross cut them and check to be sure. Definitely would not want to eat false morels.

2025-04-25 04:54:34

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Late to the party:
Yellow Netted Stinkhorn. I wouldn't eat it in this stadium because of the stink, but they are a treat in the early stadium. Often called "devil's eggs". Usually they grow in multiples. If you go into the earth under it you'll probably find a mycelial cord that runs to others. If you come across some that still look like an egg, these are edible.

2025-04-24 19:12:42

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I would be suprised if there are no bots scraping. Seems fairly trivial to build a bit for it.

2025-04-24 04:30:25

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Got it, i'll have another look at cln, maybe it's time to ditch lnd anyway.

2025-04-23 19:53:38

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Any specifics as to why it needs core lightning and not lnd? Which parts need adaptation to make that configurable?

2025-04-23 16:34:00

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Without struggle, there can be no strength!

2025-04-23 05:14:35

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Losing a great companion, be it human or animal, can invoke so much sadness.
I think you are dealing with it well though and people do things others consider weird when trying to deal with those feelings, while nothing really can make it go away except the passage of time.
Our dog died about 2 years after i left my parents' house. After that i have been visiting them every day for at least a month. While before i came by mostly every week.
About 2 years later when i was watching this pretty mediocre called "Marley and me" which also fearured a blonde lab i still had to cry very bad at the end.
Our dog was also in pretty bad health near the end. Could hardly walk and fell over constantly. Started bed wetting and pooping. Always giving my parents that super guilty "i'm so sorry" face when they woke up and found wet spots or some poop on her bench. So sad.
I hope you'll start feeling better soon.

2025-04-22 18:07:56

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Of course. Nothing wrong with that. 👌

2025-04-22 17:34:40

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I dunno. It feels like engagement farming to me.
Just because you tag buzzbot all of a sudden people start saying stuff to try to win some sats.
No i don't think i really like buzzbot.

2025-04-22 11:37:30

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Reason why i said this is cause this was a typical example described in a graphical way

2025-04-22 11:17:13

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I am slowly reading through "Think fast and slow" and everytime it makes me feel really dumb. I love it.

2025-04-21 15:02:55

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Battleropes comes in second just after pushing or pulling the sled 💀💀💀⚰️

2025-04-20 18:16:21

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I hope slow and steady. Shitcoins will blow up sooner or later. Hopefully there will be transferable skills.

2025-04-19 16:49:33

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Need a strong stomach to compress that hydrogen though.

2025-04-18 16:19:47

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Now do people who do voice messages instead of typing.

2025-04-18 10:00:38

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Can i get kits so that I can easily test it myself or have it send somewhere so they get tested?

2025-04-18 08:59:16

Help me nostr! A few days ago a report came out by our public health agency after which they warned to avoid eggs produced by people who keep chickens as a hobby because they contain large amounts of PFAS.
I have fully read the report but don't hsve enough knowledge to detect potential flaws.
Concerns:
- No place in the country is apparently safe.
- Apparently eating 1 egg a day already crosses safety margins (set by the EU). (I eat at least 5 a day)
- Commercially produced eggs are safe.
Why I am skeptical and questions that i have:
- They were mostly wrong with their covid spread modelling and vaccine advice.
- How come pasture foraging chickens on commercial farms seem to be fine?
- Are these safety limits overblown? I know nothing about PFAS and what safe limits are and what risks they pose when consumed in larger quantities?
- Do you think i should avoid eating eggs by hobbyists?
- Am i being psy-oped?
Article (full report is at the bottom): https://www.rivm.nl/en/news/rivm-advises-against-eating-home-produced-eggs

2025-04-18 08:45:52

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To heaven? 😇

2025-04-17 13:37:44

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This resonates well with me.

2025-04-17 11:17:48

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https://media2.giphy.com/media/VLe9cJCjYWXLy/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952di1t8teqc75jpjyrbang0n4gkalz3q0kqap8fuo0&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

2025-04-16 18:39:13

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Freakin rats. Then again it was only a rat, but still.. FREAKIN RATS.