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2024-07-08 03:08:11

Something that is crazy is how people have pool tables on yachts. They cost like $300,000 because they have these gyroscopic gears that makes the surface level at all times. You have to have them made specifically for your yacht. But I guess ppl w a lot of money are insane, so what are you gonna do? 🤷‍♂️

2024-07-08 01:21:47

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I always thought the Prime Directive was hilarious because it’s obviously the biggest loophole in Star Trek. I mean they break it basically every single episode lol

2024-07-07 07:07:26

Stupidly enough, my ex-sister-in-law is a proper Philosophy professor at Wagner and she went to this Philosophy conference and she met my Logics professor from Hamilton and she was like, “Oh, do you know James Douglass” and my Logics professor was like, “Yeah, is that that dude smoke a ton of weed?”
And yanno what? That is absolutely par for the course lol.

2024-07-07 06:38:49

I was actually stupidly enough, a Philosophy, Government and Law triple major. That was an insanely terrible idea. I would not recommend.

2024-07-06 15:42:52

I got drunk last night and DMed the ex-Prime Minister of Finland asking her out on a date. Probably not the best decision I’ve ever made, but here we are. Sanna, if you are reading this, the offer still stands.

2024-07-02 21:44:14

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“how ‘bout a drop of Spotted Cock?” “Alright”

2024-07-02 19:42:25

I really need someone who is British to explain to me like I am a 5 year old child, what is going on with their idea of ‘pudding’. Pudding, to Americans, is like a sweet sort of milk/tapioca dessert.
Yorkshire Pudding is like a bread donut(?) covered in gravy. Sometime it even involves a sausage product(??) I was always under the impression that ‘pudding’, in English terms, always referred to any type of dessert. Apparently, I was WAY off on that one.

2024-07-01 05:00:51

If you ever find yourself in NYC you are bored and having nothing to do and have no money, listen to me. Jump on the 6 train heading south. There is this wild subway stop that nobody knows about that has been closed off from the public for decades.
The 6 heading south technically terminates at I think Wall, which there be an announcement saying all passengers must leave the train. Stay on. Jump to the right side of the train with a window. The 6 does a huge loop to become the 6 heading north, but by doing so, it goes through the City Hall stop.
It’s not a stop anymore but the MTA always keeps it immaculate because only they are allowed to see it. It’s completely marble w fountains and hanging gardens and light shining from the sidewalk above. If I’m not mistaken, this is where the subway scene in ghostbusters 2 was filmed.
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2024-07-01 03:31:18

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that’s about par for the course, I would imagine

2024-07-01 02:20:27

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🤘 love the clash.

2024-07-01 02:07:16

I think poltergeists get a bad rap. You only hear about the shitty ones. The ones who throw books around and shit. What if there is a poltergeist who does the dishes and takes out the trash once in a while. I’d be okay w that.

2024-07-01 01:08:51

I think if I was on the ISS, I’d demand edibles. Because like what the fuck NASA? How many people have witnessed the sun rise and set 17 times a day? Gimme that government-strength kush brah.

2024-06-30 23:54:37

I’ve been watching these dumb YouTube videos of people who take trains around and I want to go see some of my friends in LA. So you’re thinking it would be easy to take a train from NYC to LA. You fool! You heel! You buffoon! You absolute scalawag!
It is the opposite.
The trains are all on different rails, which means you can’t just book a train like a direct flight. You have to go through all these insane various loops to get to where you are going. So a train from New York to Chicago is a completely different service than Chicago to Denver. THEN you have to get from Denver to LA via some other route. Wtf?
This is butt

2024-06-30 18:41:37

I just ordered what could only be described as a “terrifying” amount of food from Taco Bell. My dog sleeps next to me in my bed at night and I already feel bad for her. It’s gonna be Fart City.

2024-06-26 01:28:02

I am like, wildly fascinated by the German language because they can just sort of make up words on the go. So if you’ve ever seen a German dictionary, it is complete anarchy. Motorhausenfart. Doggenshceizenpoop. They don’t care. It’s amazing. Ballsandkickenhurt, what? Who cares let it roll.

2024-06-25 23:18:00

The Sphinx in Egypt is absolutely insane. We know from carbon dating that it is at least 8,000 years old, which is tremendous, but it may be 80,000 or 100,000 years old. And the reason why nobody knows is because for whatever reason, humans have always been rebuilding it. You can tell just by looking at the thing that there was apparently some sort of flood, which is why there is water damage up to the neck. But the weird thing is that it is not particularly close to the Nile River. So something happened there and humans just rebuilt it.
Nobody has any idea why.
There is supposedly a room underneath its paws that has no ingress or egress and we know that because you can apparently see it using sonar. It’s just a room. And apparently if you try to access it, the whole Sphinx will collapse. People think it is protecting something. There have been a few expeditions to access that room, but twice, a war has broken out and now the Egyptian government won’t allow it because it is a tourist destination and makes too much money.

2024-06-25 21:37:46

Another dumb fun fast food factoid is that the HQ of McDonald’s in Chicago has a restaurant in it & it’s the only McDonald’s that sells every single menu item from all of the countries McDonald’s exists in. It’s called the international menu. So you can get Japanese or Korean or Russian etc menu items that are solely unique to that country

2024-04-24 00:41:01

I’ve mentioned this earlier but it’s still worth a mention, Frances Bean Cobain makes about $10 million each year because she is the sole owner of every Nirvana licensed article of clothing. So when you see Justin Bieber running around with a Nirvana Smiley-Face shirt, Frances Bean gets all that money. Pretty good move by Kurt Cobain, really. He wasn’t as dumb as you might think.

2024-04-07 22:49:10

Man, those Charmin bears sure are enthusiastic about wiping their butts