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John

Interesting times. Dad, Husband, I mine fiat by practicing law. ⭕

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2025-06-04 18:47:37

It's also not uncommon for contracts to include provisions that grant powers to lenders where borrowers have little negotiating power to modify the terms of the agreement that the lender has no intention of utilizing but which lawyers will get for their clients anyway because they can. It's ordinary.
#nevent1q…vssy

2025-06-04 16:08:07

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Anomolous!

2025-06-04 16:04:56

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“Ah, but a man’s reach should exceed his grasp, or what’s a heaven for?” – Robert Browning

2025-06-04 13:57:16

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https://blossom.primal.net/26b884c89cbfbbd4a99435e1e32399da5843f59963140737274421512984485a.png

2025-06-04 13:34:23

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Dude, I just had a business idea. A prepper cruise boat where the duty free store is like...useful things and you and the homies go on a cruise and stock up on things to avoid paying sales tax and come home with like half a beef and shit like that. A floating farmers' market!

2025-06-04 13:32:16

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True

2025-06-04 02:31:16

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But you’re still going on right?….RIGHT?

2025-06-04 02:30:19

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Assassins Creed 9: GFY

2025-06-04 02:29:41

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Not sure what you mean but also yes

2025-06-04 02:24:06

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Gonna have to try from desktop I couldn’t hear anything.

2025-06-04 00:38:22

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Putting ecash in an emoji blew my mind today.

2025-06-04 00:34:18

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Fuuuuck

2025-06-04 00:32:23

@npub1rzg…kxve ?
#note1snj…tsqj

2025-06-04 00:31:45

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Cashu.me in the progressive web app you can embed the ecash natively. There is also another way to do it to any emoji but I don’t know but am trying figure that out tomorrow

2025-06-04 00:10:47

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28....28%

2025-06-03 23:51:29

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Ask for more.

2025-06-03 17:55:34

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Did they trans her or something?

2025-06-03 17:50:22

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Recall those nuts!

2025-06-03 17:43:52

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My destiny was to waste the next 4 years of my life instead and then become a lawyer. The stage will have to wait for the next act of my life.

2025-06-03 17:35:58

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#nevent1q…m6h3

2025-06-03 17:33:28

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It was more like https://blossom.primal.net/9f93edab79f30a8ecba45d3d1874414bc6f9f24114571583b138a373d3bf0f1a.png

2025-06-03 17:23:24

I was once a beer model in Japan. I wish I could find the picture of me with that shit-eating grin I got paid 10,000Yen and a beer, that was a great evening.

2025-06-03 17:19:36

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Its near the reference to the mcrib, seek the rib and coin you shall find

2025-06-03 16:38:14

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Straight to jail!

2025-06-03 16:37:59

https://image.nostr.build/b74ddf3195e7ef195eabd6aa5ac5015b1fe714d6af708a528056efe0509a8288.jpg

2025-06-03 16:35:00

Wen precrime?
#note1xnn…ll26

2025-06-03 14:34:06

I just had my mind completely fuckin' blown.
#nevent1q…evyj

2025-06-03 14:05:44

This reminds me I need to buy some more ammo.
#nevent1q…v7a9

2025-06-03 00:02:52

Selo isn't on here, but you can sats back for olive oil through https://www.oshi.tech/ if you buy this incredible croatian olive oil. I'm not even posting my personal code because I believe in it. It's delicious. I just ordered three bottles for gifts.

2025-06-02 20:28:40

These forever wars are taking a while.

2025-06-02 20:03:36

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This is why meeting local ranchers is the most important thing I did to protect my family this year. Milk, Meat, and Honey. Worth the extra money.

2025-06-02 20:01:47

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This reminds me that I need to rewatch Welcome Back Kotter.

2025-06-02 19:58:17

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These motherfuckers are so deranged, it's not good enough for them that they eat slop but they want to trick us into doing so too. Can PETA just go back to killing animals it rescues and leave us alone?

2025-06-02 19:37:03

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That's only if it catches on tho.

2025-06-02 12:49:21

Pikachu! Use Solar Storm!
#nevent1q…z73l

2025-06-01 20:42:53

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His shoes came off, he ded.

2025-06-01 19:07:08

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I like free markets

2025-06-01 17:49:51

I need more sellers on Robo Sats commonnnnn

2025-06-01 16:23:29

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I found this guy myself
https://image.nostr.build/0debc7da8a281fa8f5b0f5cfed6d4c6b3d18595263a2d533ea50bbc0f3cf3200.jpg

2025-06-01 01:39:45

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? Yes. It was very mild. I monitored it and only then told my wife lol. It left little welts but very mild I’d say.

2025-06-01 01:36:44

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More like burrs under the skin this one a little tingle with the feeling of movement.

2025-05-31 23:57:26

Can confirm, I'm a degenerate hasher.
#nevent1q…ys6x

2025-05-31 22:57:36

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We will need to work on the story.

2025-05-31 22:28:49

Does anyone out there accept sats to do full blown courses on Linux/GrapheneOS and other sovereignty stack tech. I'm coming a long on my own but I would benefit from just having someone teach me directly. Im a quick learner.
#nevent1q…6cwm

2025-05-31 21:56:51

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Fuuuuuuck. So much icecream needed .

2025-05-31 19:35:15

I don't know who needs to hear this but Lightning fuckin' works.

2025-05-31 19:27:28

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DO WAR!

2025-05-31 19:22:53

@nprofile…ffyf @nprofile…k7g4 @nprofile…m38g @nprofile…z0td
I need the ladies feedback on this piece of literature I've discovered:
https://blossom.primal.net/15b2429128986b3aa2f3c2ab8fc3197256d5dbf96c567da4a27b30940c0d5e70.jpg https://blossom.primal.net/f456701c279e548830234aea45aefb5705084bb5f007bcaa1c23cad16313cf0d.jpg

2025-05-31 16:54:32

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You’d need a lot more than 51% I don’t think I agree with this

2025-05-31 01:23:47

Irregardless
#note1m59…mc5x

2025-05-31 00:38:32

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TIL Ross U. is a Presley impersonator.

2025-05-30 18:24:21

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I'll take'm

2025-05-29 19:57:00

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Sucker, he would never be heart warming.

2025-05-29 19:41:21

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Wait...that's illegal?

2025-05-29 19:09:29

Ok nevermind, I was scammed by a fake bitcoin magazine youtube channel.

2025-05-29 18:53:37

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Delicious?

2025-05-28 14:10:41

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Makes Spooks Great Again. But for real, the reason the United States formed a global empire is because post ww2 we had a legion of selfless and ruthless agents (for better or worse) scouring the planet for opportunity for the country. They are mostly dead and what’s left are mostly self important political golem components looking to enrich themselves. I don’t know why I’ve typed this rant here but I’m posting it anyway.

2025-05-27 22:08:07

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But I wanna buy street tacos for sats

2025-05-27 15:33:08

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This is how worlds collide. In normal suit world, proof means an independent audit with legally enforceable representations and very expensive consquences for lying. He's doing these things. Now that he could use cryptography to better prove it doesnt matter. Really the only people that seem to give a shit about Saylor's answer are people that either dont have MSTR or lie about having MSTR and their hotheaded feelings about it don't matter to him, at least not to him. The gold ETF's don't let people into their cages to look at the gold or melt it down and assay it themselves, owners rely on the rule of law; that we can do otherwise with this new asset is a new thing the world is calibrating around. This rant is going no where but it's such a waste of time and I've now wasted mine. I just think if you dont trust the product you don't buy it and if MSTR has to change to get market share they will.
This is not the same story for retail purchasers through strike or river. Strike should be getting a lot more heat for not having proof of reserves yet then MSTR should.

2025-05-27 15:23:53

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Perfect!

2025-05-27 15:01:59

Is be interested to hear from conference goers whether they found any degen slots that payout in fiat but which you can pay over lightning?

2025-05-27 14:51:55

Has there been litigation over whether “the most secure” is mere puffery under the Lanham Act?
#note1739…4qs8

2025-05-27 01:57:50

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=iHKa8F-RsEM

2025-05-27 01:02:05

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Listen to “the city” next.

2025-05-26 19:34:44

My son went properly swimming in a pool today for the first time. That was cool. Weird it was on a boat in the ocean. But 🤷‍♂️

2025-05-25 14:43:55

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That was fun to watch

2025-05-25 14:42:31

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Entropic principles abound.

2025-05-23 12:43:17

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All this vitality is making me thirsty.

2025-05-23 12:42:50

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Tomato forrest gumbo

2025-05-23 12:34:46

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ded pack it arp.

2025-05-23 12:34:12

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Thoopah Thighcal!

2025-05-23 12:28:36

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But where money go? where go?!

2025-05-23 12:26:57

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Are you sure???
https://blossom.primal.net/39aa91130171f179edd503729fef9499cc6a935704e06b15de831ed0f9c56419.mp4

2025-05-23 11:53:44

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So when rounders reboot with bitcoin plebs shit talking boomers featuring you two ?

2025-05-22 22:21:30

I'm glad I asked this mean question because now I'm convinced that it's the right way to hold a cigarette. Snipers...are....everywhere.
#nevent1q…g4jf

2025-05-22 21:41:28

If you hold your cigarettes like youre trying to hide the ember from sniper fire, why?

2025-05-22 19:29:37

I'm minting a badge.

2025-05-22 18:31:45

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Wait...so the thing they were forcing kids to take for a virus that barely affected them...wait...how....wait a minute... *checks crimes against humanity books...*

2025-05-22 18:24:31

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Crizzo you appear to be stuck in the matrix.

2025-05-22 18:07:03

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https://blossom.primal.net/1210fbf735025fc924169fc49e4d3ee8e0cec6a304364f0947a44a07289605c7.mp4

2025-05-22 17:48:24

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Naw it’s a local joint called Gitto’s. One of my favorites.

2025-05-22 17:44:26

https://image.nostr.build/6c4c4d7d1f5353fc26c86442e2f8f6d72194cba42a8d7aa667795854293ce210.jpg
#note177e…snx0

2025-05-22 17:44:02

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Proof of pizza @npub153x…ryu8 @npub1de6…q0sd things are looking up

2025-05-22 17:14:49

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Thanks. I do feel better

2025-05-22 14:21:38

@npub18am…p424 dis count bull confirmed?
#note1d0x…ruvg

2025-05-22 14:02:28

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Oh shit, I was lucky to skip that phase. The only shitcoin I've luckily done was an airdrop of some venice coin since I was using their product, which i promplty sold for a little cash. I almost went down the .eth hole but right before I got deep into studying it bored apes exploded and I was like wtf is this shit, and closed that door forever.

2025-05-22 13:59:21

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間違いです、ごめん. 日本語は上手ではありません 😥

2025-05-22 13:53:09

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たまには一人で休むと心が休まるじゃないですか？

2025-05-22 13:42:34

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LFG! 🤝

2025-05-22 13:41:23

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We're excited for you. If you can do so without doxxing yourself, Id love to see what projects you do on your yard. Getting your own little space of land for the first time is such a fun thing.

2025-05-22 13:37:01

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As a family we've gone all in on XRP

2025-05-22 13:34:09

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Short term, but not day-trade. Like I can't look at it every day its self directed IRA and the dude isn't responsive enough for that.

2025-05-22 13:17:44

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FWIW @nprofile…4397 , my dad doesn't have one lambo tho'.

2025-05-22 13:03:11

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Ya, Ripple is a great company, you know they are good moral people because they've never even bought their own coin, they just sell it to all us humble grateful plebs.

2025-05-22 13:01:30

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Wasn't me, I'm all in XRP because it's going to be the financial rails for the whole world I hear

2025-05-22 01:41:08

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I’m depressed

2025-05-22 01:10:21

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The worst part is I think he actually does get it and is distracted like someone who keeps saying they should work out but just balloons up to enormous size.

2025-05-22 00:46:20

I’ve been trying to get my best friend into this thing of ours @npub1rzg…kxve since 2019 and he’s gone through so many rough patches and otherwise is relatively financially secure even though he’s always one minor catastrophe away from real pain and my question is do I bother telling him about the ATH today? I’m thinking no because I’m tired.

2025-05-22 00:43:59

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Friendship is painful sometimes.

2025-05-21 21:25:53

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Are people selling crack for bitcoin now?