CrazyMyra

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South Africa

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Last Notes

2024-09-28 17:00:49

I'm not given to rash decisions. A lot of time and scrupulous thought goes into my poor choices.

2024-09-08 07:08:58

Never forget
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/113/100/666/987/513/270/original/9b08c2bcc0f32546.jpg

2024-09-08 06:31:54

Trump's now like antiquated AI chatbot. He opens his mouth and out comes a string of words that he's learned often follow each other. There's no "thinking" going on in what he says. It's just an early-model LLM churning out what its frazzled circuits predict as the next likely words.

2024-09-05 15:17:21

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@npub1wuw…pjs5 Ballmer was always "front of house"

2024-09-05 05:01:10

Trust the top executives to pick the right tools for the job
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/113/083/158/596/504/721/original/10def9137103d577.jpg

2024-09-04 12:46:59

Trying to give the cat his tablets
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/113/079/339/653/130/536/original/f08364d9990ea08a.jpg

2024-09-01 15:01:10

Default's my favourite flavour
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/113/062/872/562/393/912/original/e179bbd3c6cdec7b.jpg

2024-08-25 05:07:19

Atheist alternative to "Christ on a bike!"
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/113/020/883/459/677/613/original/395c2b3bf23855e5.jpg

2024-08-19 19:44:05

How genetics work
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/990/359/233/770/713/original/515e356abc787167.jpg

2024-08-18 07:54:06

Good to see the FTC starting to take action against influencers buying engagement (via followers, likes, etc).
Trying to directly persuade the corporate ghouls who own social media to change has patently not worked. The techlords have profit centres in the places we have ethics and morals.
Tightening the screws on those who manipulate or abuse the algorithms might force a rethink.
https://www.businessinsider.com/influencers-and-brands-ftc-says-you-cant-buy-fake-followers-2024-8

2024-08-18 06:38:58

Damned mosquitos
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/981/632/820/737/791/original/2765dc33f9eb4fb7.jpg

2024-08-05 04:41:13

Monday Mood
Off to save the world again
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/907/555/329/453/264/original/1acd62bc16341002.jpg

2024-08-04 10:50:54

Found my congregation
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/903/364/798/330/207/original/621074a00e60e35b.jpeg

2024-08-03 16:12:27

https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/898/954/570/956/807/original/460044661933bb4d.png

2024-08-02 13:45:28

When you hate musicals
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/892/708/379/915/394/original/5a40979c80447493.jpg

2024-07-31 15:27:38

The only two bathrooms necessary
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/881/794/442/672/659/original/dc18428b97928b17.jpg

2024-07-29 18:32:13

https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/871/201/455/289/771/original/1af8dc0e06aefc9f.jpg

2024-07-26 17:04:58

Suburban Rhapsody
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/853/854/838/274/052/original/4c5e76c833486363.jpg

2024-07-20 02:29:16

The CrowdStrike outage aesthetic has a certain je ne sais quoi
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/816/437/770/951/554/original/4e0030428e980f56.jpg

2024-07-17 09:37:21

Someone reminded me of Friends Reunited - and, fuck, I didn't realise how deeply I'd memory-holed that shit 😂

2024-07-16 12:34:10

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@npub1us2…u74s It's a whole category of unintentional humour in itself: "Not getting the joke" 😂

2024-07-16 12:26:55

Schrödinger's cat is both on and off the counter
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/796/145/266/016/334/original/61ad0875c0ac3380.jpg

2024-07-13 14:29:36

If we do this right, they'll not suspect either of us.
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/779/633/793/290/233/original/1cfe683ca2c0a092.jpg

2024-07-12 05:22:37

When you're paid to put the bricks back neatly, not do jigsaw puzzles
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/771/820/160/248/648/original/33c18f42244c7915.jpg

2024-07-09 18:54:01

No idea what's prohibited here but it looks painful
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/758/025/157/951/104/original/eccddc4b654b7bec.jpg

2024-07-08 17:42:06

"Show me the Monet"
- Banksy
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/752/077/976/269/042/original/d72b651984c06ad0.jpg

2024-07-08 08:36:43

https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/749/934/501/315/538/original/ddef9f4e513cdd2d.jpg

2024-07-08 06:36:29

Hang them outside for everyone to see
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/749/465/889/907/866/original/54f724f77e30c427.jpg

2024-07-06 15:50:34

What did he have strapped to his tummy?
Constable Chicken decided to continue following the suspicious-looking mouse
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/740/315/375/164/364/original/5c23b68c43d53f78.jpg

2024-07-06 05:00:39

Has anyone checked to see if Temu's okay? Their AI and algorithms seem to be having a moment.
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/737/743/861/383/748/original/b7bbe0eb594d7f51.jpg

2024-07-06 04:40:50

A whole lot of "bad luck"
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/737/681/409/513/196/original/bca017f855db615b.jpg

2024-07-04 01:36:08

Hope my American followers have a banger of a day
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/725/632/208/452/535/original/385c446baa713a09.jpg

2024-07-02 12:05:19

When you leave self-portraits, not Rorschach tests
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/716/789/045/145/817/original/d42175a2cf0e0d23.png

2024-06-29 06:09:16

Site T&Cs are out of control
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/698/405/165/399/151/original/7887ecac1ab8a54a.jpg

2024-06-28 11:12:14

We can be herpes, just for one day
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/693/927/563/827/753/original/7a3af26e634db3d6.jpg

2024-06-28 04:13:06

Happy 98th birthday, Mel Brooks - born OTD 1926
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/692/275/115/343/837/original/5cd5a8887fcd2769.jpg

2024-06-27 21:22:33

The makeup job everyone forgets was a makeup job: Godfather edition
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/690/646/089/197/516/original/412333ab4596e9b7.jpg
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/690/646/857/105/077/original/3764a0cdf3317be9.jpg

2024-06-26 20:35:32

All we are saying is give piece a chance
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/684/819/790/860/505/original/c073c914df6ab5a8.jpg

2024-06-25 11:01:51

Thank you, Brenda. That's obviously what the rest of the photo looks like
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/676/896/329/035/121/original/076af9a4e16a403e.jpg

2024-06-22 06:07:00

The other 10 are very timid
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/658/752/671/729/617/original/68d18f451438a790.jpg

2024-06-21 17:15:44

Good price, though
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/655/729/168/043/509/original/251afdef6a80fbc6.jpg

2024-06-19 07:19:50

You could defeat the North Korean high command with a strong magnet
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/642/050/164/376/037/original/6a5840c55bc8e618.jpg

2024-06-16 03:44:08

One of my favourite celebrity pics (from Live Aid in London, July 1985).
You have David Bowie gossiping with Brian May and Roger Taylor of Queen, Bob Geldof whispering sweet nothings in Prince (now King) Charles's ear, various other people looking thoroughly disinterested, and the People's Princess sitting front and centre, alone, looking unimpressed by the show or the lack of attention.
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/624/208/163/246/395/original/7ceac9cd711719ac.jpg

2024-06-14 21:14:15

Yeah, we wept
When we remembered Zion
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/617/020/426/344/516/original/5922a246de3ba5a6.jpg

2024-06-12 10:08:54

Now that's what I call heavy metal
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/603/089/657/059/572/original/95cb1009c951b82f.jpg

2024-06-11 00:20:47

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The idea of platform accountability is still foreign to US-based social media. It's never been part of the Meta plan, Reddit is a misogynist, homophobic cesspool, and Bluesky welcomes harassment if it can be turned into "engagement".

2024-06-11 00:05:53

Interesting insights into how Twitter's Trust & Safety dealt with the insurrection. From my own experience of interacing with the executives on several matters, this is how the division really worked. They knew they were playing with fire.
https://www.cjr.org/covering_the_election/second-insurrection-twitter-election-integrity-anika-navaroli.php

2024-06-10 21:43:26

Good design is a joy
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/594/494/977/057/719/original/df902651424e7925.jpg

2024-06-09 10:43:12

Getting the gang in shape for Royal Ascot
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/586/218/862/967/532/original/e1f648f32ff079a1.jpg

2024-06-08 18:53:38

https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/582/502/619/056/368/original/c267df09c5e5dad1.jpg

2024-06-08 17:57:06

When you made plans, but you're not looking forward to going out
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/582/270/505/370/717/original/b50ab35678e3aeda.jpg

2024-06-07 16:19:51

This might as well be my bio
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/576/236/648/779/817/original/a5709988ffc093ec.png

2024-06-07 15:53:35

I left a note on your car about your parking
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/576/126/922/791/373/original/53c857ece2da4165.jpg

2024-06-06 16:35:03

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@npub1sac…apc0 Was it you?

2024-06-06 14:56:51

LinkedIn is the perfect example of techbros' "invisible vampire" business methods.
The site will heckle you, the user, until you indicate your field of employment, then you'll be spammed with job offers - a few of them even vaguely relevant.
Whether you're interested in finding a different job or not.
Like for any spammers, they don't need many takers for it to be cost-effective.
It's these companies in recruitment advertising - not the job providers or jobseekers - that fill LinkedIn's coffers.

2024-06-06 04:46:11

Someone online once asked me where South Africa is. C'mon, dude. It's one of the low-effort "what it says on the box" names of all time.

2024-06-04 01:48:18

The franchise finale we need
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/555/818/301/613/580/original/1edbf1a4d95c4dfb.jpg

2024-06-03 23:05:36

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@npub18lj…80hq Some Like It Hot
(and anything Mel Brooks)

2024-06-03 22:41:21

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@npub10xg…h39u That's wonderful!

2024-06-03 14:47:56

Gotta toot all like respectable again
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/553/223/436/997/245/original/3eb88d07e804c050.jpg

2024-06-03 13:23:06

🎶"May I have your attention, please?"
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/552/894/322/404/039/original/26d0882f622a838b.jpg

2024-06-02 20:11:37

When the kids have moved out but they still use your house as a storage locker
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/548/842/959/942/586/original/f1e9995191f4b804.jpg

2024-05-10 03:05:33

Even taking into account the heavy spin from the author, this is eye-opening.
https://www.piratewires.com/p/interview-with-jack-dorsey-mike-solana

2024-04-21 08:01:39

Good read
https://www.aljazeera.com/features/2024/4/20/i-am-prepared-to-die-when-mandela-shook-apartheid-changed-south-africa

2024-03-25 20:14:32

As I was saying
https://www.forbes.com/sites/davidjeans/2024/03/22/china-hawk-rep-mike-gallagher-is-taking-a-job-at-palantir/?sh=2abfb3ce5148

2024-03-25 16:42:23

Long and thoughtful interview. Decentralisation is certainly the ideal way ahead, but I'm still not entirely convinced Bluesky or the fedi is on the right path
https://www.theverge.com/2024/3/25/24108872/bluesky-ceo-graber-federation-social-media-decoder-interview

2024-03-12 14:59:08

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Larry Ellison's fingerprints are all over this.

2024-03-12 14:56:17

A sensible unpacking of the issues in play here, instead of the fear-mongering you see from the tech libertarians.
Personally, I think a ban would backfire spectacularly on the US.
https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/tiktok-ban-bill-us-what-to-know-1234985795/

2024-02-25 02:00:53

A reminder that Humble Oil (now part of Exxon) once bragged about melting glaciers
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/111/989/631/548/107/567/original/851c86242fabc2f3.webp

2024-02-13 06:00:55

Everything's fine
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/02/07/climate/2024-hottest-january-data.html?unlocked_article_code=1.T00.Q9ij.D1KCKpa4kHdN

2024-01-08 03:56:08

First major entry in the 2024 AI Catfish Influencer awards. She's already near 200k on Insta. (Beware of "beaconsAI" social media accounts - it's an AI infestation.)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12877501/ai-model-footballers-billionaires.html
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/111/718/290/573/337/921/original/9a2e4f235612d055.jpg

2023-11-22 14:25:47

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@npub1zdp…vqv8 Thanks! Will try inaturalist.org
Yes, she was alone - though I do see others of the same shape and size in the garden. She caught my eye because of the colour.
I don't have any closer pics, unfortunately - she wandered off under the bed.

2023-11-22 14:12:10

@npub1zdp…vqv8
Hi. Any chance you can help me identify this ant?
Google reverse image search says Polyrhachis sokolova, but - although we have the correct climate/marine conditions here in Durban - it doesn't mention Africa as part of the distribution.
What caught my eye was that from a distance and with the naked eye, it looked blue. Not a dark blue/black, but almost teal. I was surprised when looking closer.
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/111/454/580/029/802/837/original/874de5ff53f21530.jpg

2023-10-28 18:25:26

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As I've said so often it makes me tired: This is between Twitter (the company) and the banks. Musk is not liable for it. At all.

2023-10-28 18:13:52

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There's an endearing belief among those who don't understand finance that this is somehow all going according to plan for Musk, who will swoop in and buy up the debt for pennies on the dollar.
What they're ignoring is that Musk doesn't have the readies to do that even if he wanted to (which I've never believed he does).
Look at how his fortune has fared recently. Tesla results and price tumult are killing the gains from Starlink and others.
He's not spending another cent on Twitter.
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/111/313/978/454/235/700/original/77b8f88f91a1716e.jpg
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/111/313/978/786/354/307/original/681f6b17390e8a06.jpg

2023-10-27 14:54:54

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@npub1hpc…hjn3 It would be perfect if unions led the way.

2023-10-27 14:47:39

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@npub1hpc…hjn3 Fervently hope so.
The recent awful results are seeing pressure from Tesla shareholders (and lenders who hold his paper there) to stop the Twitter shenanigans and focus on core businesses.
It might be the nudge that starts the dominoes tumbling.

2023-10-27 14:37:34

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@npub1hpc…hjn3 😂 Little junkbond balls.
The WSJ comments are hilarious. They show why this guy gets away with it. They STILL believe he is liquid, when he's mortgaged to the hilt.
Musk is the guy with the car and the house - both he's still paying off - who can't afford groceries.

2023-10-27 14:29:46

Happy anniversary to the banks who saddled themselves with Musk's debt.
https://archive.ph/w4Shz
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/111/307/439/463/477/119/original/4951502981ecd626.jpg

2023-10-21 16:24:20

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@npub1ddp…2tax It is such an unhealthy attitude to foster.
The whole "get the conversation going" trend is used by commercial sites to keep users engaged for longer so they'll see more ads.
It's a very bad fit for non-commercial sites with exceptionally poor moderation.

2023-10-21 15:56:06

Every time I post a thread on Mastodon I'm reminded of why I do it so rarely anymore.
Some normal replies from friends, then at least one utter fucktruck who I've never seen before writing me an essay on whichever hair up their arse most closely resembles any of the words or images I used.

2023-08-23 09:24:01

Oh, Jesus. The tickeytrolls have manufactured another little drama to make themselves seem relevant.
Every day I look in ... 🙄

2023-08-14 15:50:11

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@npub1uxz…5ma4 How much do family ties prevent people (legally) going under the bus?
Thinking like a mob boss - the Jared/Ivanka angle interests me

2023-08-14 08:08:12

PSA
Please remember that the fedi is a public site and Search will make both your posts and pics more available.
I went to some hate groups/collections I monitor (on Flickr and imgur) over the weekend and found shitheads using pics lifted from the fedi to troll trans people.
I haven't seen this used against trans people much before - it was previously very race-related.
Most worryingly, the images often have users' handles visible.
Be careful what you put on the net. Becoming a rightwing meme might be the least of your problems.

2023-08-10 04:54:44

😥
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2023/aug/09/searching-for-sugar-man-singer-rodriguez-dies?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

2023-08-08 15:23:16

Gonna stop posting here for a while. Will continue to read and boost, but that's all for now.
May the holy sanctimony be with you.

2023-08-07 11:12:22

Why the gun?
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/110/848/020/803/945/284/original/112f5470135f17fc.jpg

2023-08-06 07:12:49

Jesus is the (land)lord
#OldMemesNeverDie
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/110/841/367/865/829/017/original/5784fff4bead9cdd.jpg

2023-08-06 03:32:48

When you make a joke and might as well pre-book yourself into hell
#OldMemesNeverDie
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/110/840/536/286/624/272/original/e911a332d3a95eec.jpg

2023-08-05 17:02:45

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@npub145u…hq7w 😂

2023-08-05 16:34:03

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@npub145u…hq7w The last step is a hangover from the Twitter algorithms, which - thanks to a litany of stupid small decisions originally designed to help all real users - gave an advantage to those who had far more followers than those they followed.
A high ratio was also seen as a status symbol because it resembled that of genuine celebrities.
The algorithmic feeds hid those changes from Toad to Schmoe. You got to see Schmoe's tweets because you were following them, but you thought it was because they were popular.
Yes, there are several marketplaces for such accounts. The more public-facing side is for big ones - 25k followers and up - but there are plenty that are used as sock-puppets for misinformation that have a few thousand followers.

2023-08-05 15:23:46

The biggest cottage industry on BlueSky is building accounts to be sold to "Twitter elite" who don't want to go through the drudgery of, you know, earning followers.
These spam accounts usually take the form of "cute animal picture" aggregators, though I recently got one focused on bonsai - which is a hilarious first for me.
They mass follow new arrivals to the platform, hoping to get a followback from people grateful for the attention.
Then they "follower-farm" - weeding out those who haven't followed back and following more.
Once they've achieved the desired number of followers - still low as BlueSky doesn't have 100k DAUs yet - they start unfollowing until they have the "elite" ratio, then sell.
Don't laugh - something similar is happening in the fedi

2023-08-05 14:18:59

Those who have never had to deal personally with fascism are the mouthiest gobshites on the topic.

2023-08-05 13:32:21

Mine
#caturday
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/110/837/248/692/141/348/original/ef68274cb7d026fb.jpg

2023-08-04 18:28:41

You thought your puns were bad? Just wait until you sea mine.
#OldMemesNeverDie
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2023-08-04 11:38:21

One of the finest of bon mots I've heard came from a friend who, when discussing a mutual acquaintance's progress from shouty anarcho-communist to loudmouth fascist, said he'd merely gone from douchebag to Ducé.
Not only a hat-tip to Mussolini's political switch, but a reminder of how close all authoritarian ideologies are to each other.

2023-08-04 11:24:00

Don't worry about him. Let's go shit on some cars
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/110/831/084/561/071/489/original/eeee358c2b65f661.jpg

2023-08-04 09:11:27

The right hand very much knows what the left is doing.
This pic, from "Maybelline Presents 1991 Look of the Year" at Plaza Hotel in New York, was taken when Ivanka was just 10 years old.
Photo: Ron Galella/Getty Images
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/110/830/536/184/057/308/original/932c1606db364882.jpg

2023-08-04 00:38:53

https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/110/828/545/919/148/188/original/3d6ce9b1946237bb.jpg

2023-08-03 13:05:46

Halp, I'm stuck in the weird animal sector of my photo gallery
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/110/825/811/242/815/841/original/4784e7c2d8613337.jpg