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Duck Nebuchadnezzar

https://duck1123.com/

Duck's just this guy, you know?

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Last Notes

2025-03-29 10:48:25

GM
It's so nice sleeping through the nights with my new bed where I was almost consistently waking up in the middle with my old one.

2025-03-26 17:35:40

https://i.nostr.build/0R5EY7VeQdJfYQBT.jpg
#nevent1q…eu97

2025-03-08 17:49:31

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Have you been made to witness a truely shit post? If so, you may be eligible for compensation. Call the law offices of...

2025-03-07 05:01:12

RIP George Lowe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quW0DNhRKMs

2025-03-01 00:44:03

At BD's to celebrate my youngest's 18th birthday.

2025-02-26 04:34:36

watching the Daredevil hallway scene.

2025-02-25 06:12:47

It's so hard to hold something like this in your hand and not want to just squish the fuck out of it.
https://i.nostr.build/LsDql9KFihuvdbdN.jpg

2025-02-12 15:59:08

I just found the BTCPay Server hat I've been blaming my daughter for losing this whole time.
I'm still not letting her borrow any of my hats ever again.

2025-02-12 15:23:27

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I have `netstat -ltnp` as an alias in my dotfiles. always useful to see what is using which ports.

2025-02-12 15:16:54

It's one of those days where your system decides it's gonna re-compile all your packages. #nixos

2025-02-09 20:02:37

Can the president bring a dead comic-book character back to life via executive order?

2025-01-31 21:05:33

You have to be really unpopular to get your house egged these days.

2025-01-31 19:33:01

Do you feel happy or sad when you notice that the person that made almost the exact same comment as you were about to got a whole bunch of likes?
You know it was a good comment
your phone isn't getting blown up with notifications

2025-01-29 02:07:36

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https://youtu.be/uzoVlzRjQMk?si=z9B8gXrw6detwHCf

2025-01-24 22:12:53

I'm listening to a copy of System of a Down's "Lost in Hollywood" where they're censoring the line "All you bitches put your hands in the air And wave 'em like you just don't care" because it's offensive but they totally leave "All you maggots smoking fags out there on Sunset Boulevard" because that's not at all offensive in context.
It makes sense, but just struck me as odd. (mostly because how did a censored track sneak into my mix)

2025-01-21 12:21:05

Got up early to get my daughter to a 6:30 appointment for a scan. We get all the way to the hospital only to find out that the insurance company denied it and we're going to have to schedule it again.

2025-01-15 05:34:52

It must be hard to come up with a career advancement schedule that works for both Humans and Vulcans.

2025-01-12 15:25:56

TIL that the female singer in the Electric Six song "Danger: High Voltage" was Jack White.

2025-01-06 18:49:23

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I have to assume that this only gets worse as time goes on.

2025-01-06 14:16:42

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Can we talk about the elephant in the kitchen?

2025-01-03 14:27:13

When you have a song stuck in your head so you turn on the music to drown it out but that very song comes on straight away.

2025-01-03 14:26:06

If he is, no one would believe that Elon Musk is Batman.

2025-01-01 06:20:20

https://i.nostr.build/SMtwP1OhHc0Fo3JD.png
#Batman (2016-) Issue 101

2025-01-01 04:30:48

The worst thing about some woman full-on backing into you in the Checker's drive-thru and fucking up your front bumper is now you have to drive around looking like you're the asshole that's running into people.

2024-12-30 01:44:57

Final Fantasy Logic:
NPC: Stay alert. Hope this helps. **hands Ether**

2024-12-30 00:01:30

"you probably shouldn't laugh anymore"
https://i.nostr.build/6iC7WpsO417tgVbN.jpg
#FinalFantasyX

2024-12-29 03:04:28

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Archeologists won't tell you about this.

2024-12-28 02:10:27

This just seems like an entirely impractical uniform for playing underwater basketball in.
https://i.nostr.build/xrD8HGus2AWthWgf.webp
#FinalFantasyX

2024-12-27 17:39:58

Ever notice the disconnect between the musical symbol used to denote a fart in cartoons and the actual length of the "note"?
Shows the person tooting out a 16th note when what you hear is more like a half note.

2024-12-27 03:33:40

Since I've signed up for DC Universe Infinite, I've read All-In, Dark Knights Metal, Emperor Joker and I just finished Dark Knights Death Metal.
I'm feeling rather multiverse-d out.

2024-12-24 16:27:00

Christmastime is so stressful. You have to make sure that you are snagging the free game from Epic every day.

2024-12-24 02:53:30

I still find it funny that the settings pages for Github has a section just for developers.

2024-12-24 02:08:24

Now that Steam has done a better job at allowing family members to access my game library from their own accounts, we need a good way for me to send my daughter her Stardew save file.

2024-12-23 18:18:04

It's a shame that there's no word just for a group of collective nouns.

2024-12-19 12:51:44

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After extending the offer, UDP never acknowledged and they ended going with TCP instead.

2024-12-14 16:46:38

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For all the confusing units of measure out there, "there's this thing called Bitcoin, it uses units called sats" isn't that hard to understand.

2024-12-10 22:24:06

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Perfectly decentralized so long as the higher-ups approve.

2024-12-10 18:43:35

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Ensuring a stress-free workplace. (Zero Tolerance)

2024-12-08 18:04:46

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https://media.tenor.com/ec6N5kVMjYAAAAAC/dip-my-balls.gif

2024-12-08 16:06:40

I'm waiting for the day when there's person who's only experience with "Elf on a Shelf" has been hearing the "You've heard of Elf on a Shelf..." memes.

2024-12-08 00:36:37

Youtube Music's year-end review is kinda lame. I feel jealous of the Spotify users.

2024-12-07 01:28:37

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At least we're not building robotic snitches.

2024-12-04 23:43:18

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Pretty easy to read. When they're colored, that's when you need more Bitcoin.

2024-12-04 18:50:19

The United Healthcare page for "About Us" has an "Our Leadership" link, but it just sends you back to the home page.

2024-12-03 01:34:30

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Finally. An appropriate spirit animal.

2024-12-02 17:52:15

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It was so hard to hold back the snark when talking to the banker to help my youngest open her bank account.

2024-12-02 15:49:34

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Brings new meaning to the phrase "We got a train going in our apartment"

2024-12-02 15:45:33

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You've only become irradiated. The next thing you bite will gain your proportional strength and agility.

2024-12-02 11:15:06

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Problem solved.

2024-12-02 11:10:10

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That's exactly how it works in #amethyst

2024-12-02 05:14:47

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6piWIjfW1QI
#tunestr #Puscifer

2024-12-02 05:05:13

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There are a bunch of good ones, but I feel like this is under-appreciated. https://wavlake.com/track/3c05773b-1572-4277-b5d6-3032b7ba1933

2024-12-02 05:01:06

I have to take my daughter's cat to the vet in the morning to have surgery to correct her hernia.
Can you imagine trying to convince a cat that they shouldn't have anything to eat after midnight?

2024-12-02 04:53:33

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I bet it makes quite a bit of difference if you make your own cookie dough with fresh eggs vs the much more likely scenario of pre-made, processed cookie dough.

2024-12-01 15:28:10

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Turns out that at some point they switched me from the version on my hard drive to the version they host (with included commercials) Now that I've switched back, I am no longer getting commercials.
I've been considering switching to a different service, but I've already paid for the lifetime pass a few years back.

2024-12-01 14:55:37

Plex is now inserting commercials into videos I've downloaded.

2024-11-28 12:26:52

It's hard to sit in a chair with a white cat on your lap without the urge to kill James Bond.

2024-11-28 11:38:10

Even Orcas get nostalgic for the 80's.
https://www.livescience.com/animals/orcas/orcas-start-wearing-dead-salmon-hats-again-after-ditching-the-trend-for-37-years

2024-11-27 23:26:39

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Nice, this gave me the answer to the missing tmpdir issue that's been plaguing me.

2024-11-27 11:30:59

https://i.nostr.build/FZjCMcdiGK2Xucvy.jpg

2024-11-26 03:18:34

Imagine the chill that must go down Batman's spine whenever anyone asks him who he is.

2024-11-26 03:01:09

I love that Detroit is one of the fictional cities in the DC universe.

2024-11-25 16:20:31

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The largest-ever purchase of Bitcoin in a day... so far.

2024-11-25 16:12:57

Would the ability to teleport Nightcrawler-style be more advantageous for defensive purposes or as a predator?
It would be pretty sweet either way.
#asknostr

2024-11-25 01:41:28

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Each edit requires more and more POW?

2024-11-25 01:32:56

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flawless

2024-11-24 16:45:24

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I love good long-form YouTube videos that I can put on and listen to in the background while I'm doing other things.

2024-11-23 23:29:09

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Greetings from Nostr.

2024-11-23 23:27:21

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The worst is when you've just poured yourself a big bowl of cereal, you open the fridge, and there is no milk.

2024-11-23 16:41:27

https://i.nostr.build/0P1cnu6cTs0g1QSF.jpg

2024-11-23 08:28:09

"Shit that never happened" has never been an actual Jeopardy category.

2024-11-22 04:34:53

I'm going to miss 4-digit sats per dollars. My Blockclock is going to feel so empty.

2024-11-21 21:55:42

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It's a 2010 so it might not even have any security chip in the first place.
It was supposed to just be a cheap first car but between the insurance and the work she's had to put into it, it's been anything but.

2024-11-21 21:51:57

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A Kia. Apparently this model of Kia is just super expensive to insure. We got the best rate by adding her as a driver on my car and then having her car as a secondary.
She's looking to get a different car to bring the price down. (We went looking last Sunday)

2024-11-21 21:22:14

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Adding my daughter (and her car) to my insurance increased the rate by $500/mo

2024-11-21 19:03:01

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https://youtu.be/8jZFnKZcids?si=V_kOgexXJP1g9kao&t=14

2024-11-20 05:11:23

All the muppets you used to know sound wrong.

2024-11-19 05:55:57

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All I get is:
```
2024-11-19T05:54:57.813308Z DEBUG eframe: Using the wgpu renderer
```

2024-11-19 05:43:03

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For some reason, it seems to build correctly for me, but running `./target/release/notedeck` does nothing.
Using NixOS with direnv

2024-11-18 04:45:47

It's very apparent that #DuneProphesy is only going to be very loosely based on Sisterhood of Dune.

2024-11-17 18:58:58

I knew it was a mistake to come in here. Just lost. #whamageddon

2024-11-16 17:04:49

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Have kids if you want to. Don't have kids if you don't want to. If you're on the fence, have kids.

2024-11-16 14:55:37

I hate when companies put "my" or some other prefix on their app name. It just means that I have to then go to a completely different part of the alphabet to find what I'm looking for.

2024-11-15 15:48:41

The 'nh' helper script is such a game-changer for #nixos.
It's nice having a handy search function and more readable output when doing switches.

2024-11-11 23:39:02

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What was Wenger thinking, sending Walcott on that early?

2024-11-11 03:31:33

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https://i.nostr.build/voRCXajp2bSICYmR.png

2024-11-10 18:54:56

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Sad day for anyone that does not have enough bitcoin.

2024-11-10 17:59:02

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I looked at pass again yesterday and considering that I already have so much invested in storing things in Keepass, I didn't want to fracture my secret storage solutions.

2024-11-10 16:15:54

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My big project yesterday morning was figuring out how to script pulling a password from my keepass db and building a kubernetes sealed secret so I could store it encrypted in my git repo but still be able to rebuild it if needed without needing any intermediate files. I was quite happy with how it turned out and will for sure be expanding on it.

2024-11-10 16:11:57

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I haven't taken the jump to using yubikeys yet. I bought one and keep it on my keychain, but I haven't used it in my day-to-day. I should look into that more.

2024-11-10 16:02:17

I don't know why it's taken me so long, but I've finally realized that I can set up all my mfa codes in my authenticator app and keepass at the same time. Now I need to go back and re-do all my codes.

2024-11-09 05:22:27

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Mystery Inc. was a really good series.

2024-11-08 16:33:20

It is so hard to have a commit where you simply remove a try/catch from your code and not quote Yoda in the commit message.

2024-11-07 23:34:17

The conference room we have been renting for @nprofile…9erf is finally out of post it notes we were using to direct any newbies to where we are.

2024-11-06 17:28:17

Old TV shows weren't considering binging when they decided to put their theme song at the start and the end of the episode.

2024-11-06 13:15:52

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I jumped forward to the third season to double check that they didn't change the openings in the later seasons.

2024-11-06 13:08:53

Does anyone else have the experience that some tv show theme songs are higher pitched than you remember? Currently watching the pilot episode of Dear John and I remember it being lower. I also felt the same way about Parks and Recreation.

2024-11-05 20:25:46

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https://i.nostr.build/pZwpI5w7ROQuefVy.gif

2024-11-05 13:49:34

My internet is all fucky this morning. I don't know how, but I'm going to claim election interference.

2024-11-04 14:41:17

Just got bit trying to use a feature of Bash that's been around for 15 years. Unfortunately, some of my co-workers use Macs.