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https://duck1123.com/

Duck's just this guy, you know?

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2025-04-29 16:21:32

It seems very odd to me that someone would name their son after their father / brother with their own name as the baby's second/middle name. It just doesn't seem like Michael to name his kid George Michael.
#ArrestedDevelopment

2025-04-21 02:19:44

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This way you know if someone tries to disrupt the video feed.

2025-04-09 17:45:13

Have you ever wondered if you were secretly Batman put into some sort of dream state by the mad hatter or the scarecrow or Hugo Strange or whatever where you are imagining yourself as just some ordinary guy stick in a menial existence when in reality you and all of Gotham City are in mortal peril unless you find a way to escape, but your subconscious is fighting back by reminding you of who you really are in the form of way too many movies. Just me?

2025-04-08 01:24:15

Much like how in The Good Place, once they learned the nature of their existence, they were unable to earn any more points, I feel like the same must apply to how people's actions once that 4chan post about returning shopping carts went viral, it is no longer a valid indicator of how well we, as a society, are able to self-govern ourselves.

2025-04-01 21:58:01

When I set up my monitors in the new desk I got them swapped from how I had them before and I figured that swapping the order in `wayland.windowManager.hyprland.monitor` should have taken care of it nicely but it wasn't working so I've been dealing with control pac-maning from one side of the screen to the other for the past few days.
I could figure out what is wrong with my config... or I could just swap the monitors back around. Solved.

2025-03-29 10:48:25

GM
It's so nice sleeping through the nights with my new bed where I was almost consistently waking up in the middle with my old one.

2025-03-26 19:32:06

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I think we should bring back the Google Wave style of seeing it typed out letter by letter

2025-03-26 17:35:40

https://i.nostr.build/0R5EY7VeQdJfYQBT.jpg
#nevent1q…eu97

2025-03-24 21:17:53

https://i.nostr.build/7RfTsMUP0EJsYaJ0.jpg

2025-03-24 21:04:26

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Do we need a nip to specify a preference?

2025-03-24 15:11:01

a script that runs when the prompt is displayed in a directory, if that directory contains a flake.lock and it has been at least 24 hours since the notification was last displayed, then a report is printed where for each input in your flake how far out of date is it versus the latest commit?

2025-03-24 13:31:31

GM
Realizing that since I disconnected the Ethernet cord from my computer and am just relying on wifi at the moment, none of my port forwardings are working correctly. I'll need to fix that if I expect to get anything done today.

2025-03-24 02:51:22

I want a feed of just notes from people that I don't follow that have been boosted by people I follow.
A good way to find more people to follow.

2025-03-23 13:34:31

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She started to chafe.

2025-03-23 12:42:52

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Almost seems concerning how few there are.
https://i.nostr.build/4I8DynxY9fqX41cy.jpg

2025-03-23 12:01:52

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Even if you think "oh, I don't have all that much Bitcoin in the grand scheme of things" it will seem like a whole lot more when the price goes up. And people remember.

2025-03-22 23:47:38

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Very cool indeed

2025-03-22 04:02:05

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Is this the New 52?

2025-03-22 00:09:41

I have reached the computer is on the card table because I wanted to move the desk out level of slow moving out of here.

2025-03-21 19:05:40

I think the movie where the newly-enbiggened Tom Hanks doesn't immediately get promoted as a toy designer and has to try to figure out how to get by with his entry-level paycheck would be interesting to watch.

2025-03-21 18:12:46

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Actual medical pharmacy doing bitcoin payments.

2025-03-21 18:01:02

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It's like trying to ban someone from pen and paper

2025-03-21 14:58:34

Linkedin telling me that 13 people around me have noticed me just makes me feel like I screwed up the stealth section and am going to have to reload.

2025-03-21 14:51:55

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It's a pharmacy that one of our members is opening and is offering up the space for out meetings.

2025-03-20 17:01:00

https://bloodywood.bandcamp.com/live/nu-delhi-listening-party
#bloodywood

2025-03-19 22:00:47

An app with a color wheel where you place a circle of a defined size and then a pubkey miner collects all the pubkeys where the first 6 hex characters match that color.

2025-03-19 19:45:04

I need a magit that specializes in jujutsu.
My meaning should be readily apperant without any additional context.

2025-03-19 14:35:41

Me: I just spent a lot of money this past weekend (for good reason) I need to watch it for a bit
Also Me: Hey, Bloodywood has tickets going on sale today and I need to buy a ticket. Ooh, I need a new tire. Hey wait, I thought Sleep Token tickets didn't go on sale till tomorrow, why are they already so expensive? No turning back now.

2025-03-19 12:36:34

My tire was looking a little low so I stopped to put air in it. I was partway through filling it up (far from overfilled) when it straight-up popped on me.
Looks like I'm getting it fixed now after all.

2025-03-18 15:14:23

My koosh ball has merged with my silly putty.
https://i.nostr.build/BLJjz2QYV1qgztbE.jpg

2025-03-17 15:51:59

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I spent a good portion of my past weekend converting by Kubernetes manifests from a custom Clojure solution I had come up with to generate all the helm invocations to a nix replacement that will generate and store all the manifests.

2025-03-17 15:43:13

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I asked because of the line "Oh, Daniel, my brother, you are older than me"

2025-03-17 12:42:28

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Are you also the older brother as well?

2025-03-16 13:37:07

Steam: Since you've played games tagged as "family friendly" in the past, we think you might like this porn game.
https://i.nostr.build/ZbsQyp19gQ9ZIVQE.png

2025-03-16 02:13:32

Today was a day of firsts. Not only did our trip to Ikea start off with us trying the meatballs (the problem all the other times was saving it for the end) but we actually bought some other stuff.

2025-03-15 19:15:35

Just got rear-ended by a tesla. The guy was trying to get me to come with him to get it buffed out, but honestly the damage was so minor that dealing with it is more of a hassle than posting about it and moving on.
https://i.nostr.build/CNzJHFObVPHnR98N.jpg

2025-03-15 13:37:49

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I asked. Thanks for that.

2025-03-12 15:02:37

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If I wanted to see the cashier, I would have gone in in the first place.

2025-03-10 21:56:25

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Not at all happy when things aren't working, but love it when they do and I'm not going back now.

2025-03-10 19:33:28

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To think of all the time I've wasted building out my nushell modules when I could have been using this.

2025-03-09 11:25:29

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"I like Through the Fire and Flames, but it's just too darn slow" - this guy probably

2025-03-08 22:11:38

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Is this parenting advice?

2025-03-08 20:21:51

You never appreciate zettelkasten more than when you need to fill out a rental application.

2025-03-08 17:49:31

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Have you been made to witness a truely shit post? If so, you may be eligible for compensation. Call the law offices of...

2025-03-07 21:35:54

If you bank a bunch of blood, and then later are turned into a vampire, will that blood sustain you?

2025-03-07 05:01:12

RIP George Lowe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quW0DNhRKMs

2025-03-04 17:59:25

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s/should/shouldn't/

2025-03-04 17:58:25

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To anyone that's getting this, while you should have to, you can update the default branch name at https://github.com/settings/repositories

2025-03-01 00:44:03

At BD's to celebrate my youngest's 18th birthday.

2025-02-27 23:58:28

Only Lexx would create a character named Sub Feppo and have him derive sexual pleasure from hurting others. (namely Stanley)

2025-02-27 21:39:46

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Littlefinger

2025-02-27 20:58:21

https://i.nostr.build/x9eIQKfvDRRUqkBu.png

2025-02-26 19:51:14

Ice breakers moved the flap from the bottom to the side.
Burn it down.

2025-02-26 17:41:37

It must suck designing your data models in a less expressive language than English. We sometimes have a hard time finding a word that precisely fits our meaning and we have all these words to choose from. I couldn't imagine working in a language with less than half the number of words.
Does Sapir-Whorf apply to database schemas?

2025-02-26 05:47:49

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https://i.nostr.build/7JpD6nX4EjY1fGH7.png

2025-02-26 04:34:36

watching the Daredevil hallway scene.

2025-02-25 06:12:47

It's so hard to hold something like this in your hand and not want to just squish the fuck out of it.
https://i.nostr.build/LsDql9KFihuvdbdN.jpg

2025-02-21 20:46:28

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Order 66, also known as Clone Protocol 66, Protocol 66, or simply "the Order," was one of top-secret contingency orders that identified all Jedi as traitors to the Galactic Republic and, therefore, subject to summary execution by the Grand Army of the Republic.
https://www.starwars.com/video/execute-order-66

2025-02-21 20:40:08

If the Jedi had been a bit more detail-oriented, they might have thought to ask about that strange gap between orders 65 and 67.

2025-02-21 15:21:56

I'm not calling Microsoft Nazis or anything, but they did just make me respond '88' before they would let me into Teams chat...
You be the judge.

2025-02-15 03:01:03

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The links in the main navigation are still pointing at site even though I was on com

2025-02-15 02:57:05

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She would change out of her wet clothes if she could, but I could never manage to get the cheat code (which I was assured was 100% real and working) to work.

2025-02-13 01:58:06

When you have already taken off your shoes and you discover that you didn't leave your phone in the car after all.

2025-02-12 15:59:08

I just found the BTCPay Server hat I've been blaming my daughter for losing this whole time.
I'm still not letting her borrow any of my hats ever again.

2025-02-12 15:23:27

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I have `netstat -ltnp` as an alias in my dotfiles. always useful to see what is using which ports.

2025-02-12 15:16:54

It's one of those days where your system decides it's gonna re-compile all your packages. #nixos

2025-02-09 20:02:37

Can the president bring a dead comic-book character back to life via executive order?

2025-02-05 12:25:33

TIL that there were 2 versions of the old Grey Poupon commercials. (three if you count Wayne's World)
In the first, the old guy eating just says "but of course" and laughs as they drive off but there's another version where there are younger guys and they actually hand over the mustard.
https://i.nostr.build/gkVB0LrzRL1yxwUg.gif

2025-01-31 21:05:33

You have to be really unpopular to get your house egged these days.

2025-01-31 20:10:14

I had to pay way too much, but I just snagged a ticket to the Nine Inch Nails show when they come to Detroit.
I doubt there's going to be all that many more opportunities and this is one I want to check off my list.
Why the fuck does Ticketmaster need $40+ in fees?

2025-01-31 19:33:01

Do you feel happy or sad when you notice that the person that made almost the exact same comment as you were about to got a whole bunch of likes?
You know it was a good comment
your phone isn't getting blown up with notifications

2025-01-29 02:07:36

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https://youtu.be/uzoVlzRjQMk?si=z9B8gXrw6detwHCf

2025-01-26 15:36:50

just legitimately ran the command `which watch`
Nushell replaces watch with a version that works differently.

2025-01-24 22:12:53

I'm listening to a copy of System of a Down's "Lost in Hollywood" where they're censoring the line "All you bitches put your hands in the air And wave 'em like you just don't care" because it's offensive but they totally leave "All you maggots smoking fags out there on Sunset Boulevard" because that's not at all offensive in context.
It makes sense, but just struck me as odd. (mostly because how did a censored track sneak into my mix)

2025-01-24 17:34:39

I want all nostr events to be exposed as a FUSE filesystem or something
```
cat /nostr/by-hex/47b38f4d3721390d5b6bef78dae3f3e3888ecdbf1844fbb33b88721d366d5c88.json | jq .
```

2025-01-21 12:21:05

Got up early to get my daughter to a 6:30 appointment for a scan. We get all the way to the hospital only to find out that the insurance company denied it and we're going to have to schedule it again.

2025-01-21 03:12:00

In the world of Minority Report, can you be pardoned for a crime you have not yet committed but has been predicted?

2025-01-15 05:34:52

It must be hard to come up with a career advancement schedule that works for both Humans and Vulcans.

2025-01-14 07:03:09

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https://media.tenor.com/QxW4VB7VOVcAAAAC/han-solo-never.gif

2025-01-12 15:25:56

TIL that the female singer in the Electric Six song "Danger: High Voltage" was Jack White.

2025-01-06 18:49:23

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I have to assume that this only gets worse as time goes on.

2025-01-06 14:16:42

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Can we talk about the elephant in the kitchen?

2025-01-03 14:27:13

When you have a song stuck in your head so you turn on the music to drown it out but that very song comes on straight away.

2025-01-03 14:26:06

If he is, no one would believe that Elon Musk is Batman.

2025-01-01 06:20:20

https://i.nostr.build/SMtwP1OhHc0Fo3JD.png
#Batman (2016-) Issue 101

2025-01-01 04:30:48

The worst thing about some woman full-on backing into you in the Checker's drive-thru and fucking up your front bumper is now you have to drive around looking like you're the asshole that's running into people.

2025-01-01 04:19:33

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After being arrested for everything, you can't be arrested again or it's double jeopardy. IANAL

2025-01-01 04:02:28

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I don't have a couch...

2024-12-30 01:44:57

Final Fantasy Logic:
NPC: Stay alert. Hope this helps. **hands Ether**

2024-12-30 00:01:30

"you probably shouldn't laugh anymore"
https://i.nostr.build/6iC7WpsO417tgVbN.jpg
#FinalFantasyX

2024-12-29 03:04:28

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Archeologists won't tell you about this.

2024-12-28 02:10:27

This just seems like an entirely impractical uniform for playing underwater basketball in.
https://i.nostr.build/xrD8HGus2AWthWgf.webp
#FinalFantasyX

2024-12-27 17:39:58

Ever notice the disconnect between the musical symbol used to denote a fart in cartoons and the actual length of the "note"?
Shows the person tooting out a 16th note when what you hear is more like a half note.

2024-12-27 03:33:40

Since I've signed up for DC Universe Infinite, I've read All-In, Dark Knights Metal, Emperor Joker and I just finished Dark Knights Death Metal.
I'm feeling rather multiverse-d out.

2024-12-24 16:27:00

Christmastime is so stressful. You have to make sure that you are snagging the free game from Epic every day.

2024-12-24 02:53:30

I still find it funny that the settings pages for Github has a section just for developers.

2024-12-24 02:08:24

Now that Steam has done a better job at allowing family members to access my game library from their own accounts, we need a good way for me to send my daughter her Stardew save file.

2024-12-23 18:18:04

It's a shame that there's no word just for a group of collective nouns.

2024-12-19 12:51:44

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After extending the offer, UDP never acknowledged and they ended going with TCP instead.

2024-12-16 21:44:04

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When I used to have to go to the bank every other week to cash my paycheck, I would always ask them to give me $20 worth or $2 bills and then I would go spend them around town. I should start doing that again.