awayslice

Beefsteak CEO and stuff. "κρέαςmancer", Nostroll.
This account is really just about my dog.

Public Key

npub1ejvhdkt8ppefezgz0sgnwdqrn8l4z8muws2k8dz2tv0a57ac2z9st56q8x

NIP-05 Address

awayslice@bitcoinpark.com

NIP-57 Address

dill@zeuspay.com

Profile Code

nprofile1qqsvextkm9nssu5u3yp8cyfhxspenl63ra78g9trk399k8760wu9pzcpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduq3kamnwvaz7tmjv4kxz7fwvf5hgcm0d9h8qctjdvhxxmmdeznyvj

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relay.damus.io

relay.bitcoinpark.com

nostr.hexhex.online

Author Public Key

npub1ejvhdkt8ppefezgz0sgnwdqrn8l4z8muws2k8dz2tv0a57ac2z9st56q8x

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Last Notes

2024-11-13 23:34:55

Is it too early to start talking about how much I FUCKING LUVE TURKEY!!!

2024-11-11 18:54:56

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not bad for a fucking priest.

2024-11-11 14:33:47

Dear Carnivore,
Salad is not the problem.
Sincerely,
Awayslice

2024-11-07 20:08:59

There’s nothing worse than a shower with a learning curve.

2024-11-07 19:19:38

i make post

2024-10-28 20:49:38

I’ll be there too! #note1d43…tg9u

2024-10-28 13:42:39

what the fuck man.
gm.

2024-10-15 14:45:07

i’m old enough to remember when people would shut up about shit they didn’t know.

2024-10-12 14:55:53

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i think you should make ten memes, look at them all, then post what u think the best one is.

2024-10-12 14:53:00

Roughly every two hours your nose changes it’s dominant nostril for breathing.

2024-10-11 02:57:57

when u sposda be folding aprons but….. https://image.nostr.build/65e95d2d6f5d4926f7ca96b81f7c3172ec6ebe10203c5ef931e5ee13a7b6f86c.jpg

2024-10-10 23:49:38

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do we know how long it’s supposed to last?

2024-10-10 19:54:08

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All good brother, i dodged a bullet today.
(matrix.gif)
just a reminder to be responsible.

2024-10-10 12:51:28

https://image.nostr.build/b5747809c647e714730e7c6090d9136639117c11d5a0086edba05109b0cd794e.jpg

2024-10-10 12:42:50

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haha… I didn’t even realize i was ousting u.
Next time just email me the dick picsz

2024-10-09 23:07:17

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yessir

2024-10-09 22:35:02

It was this thing. https://image.nostr.build/5bbd18657e5e352b44262189a7bf7ba9d0851a4b6aa0bfdcc4f757e51fee2433.jpg #note1678…5pr3

2024-10-09 16:17:17

Don’t dm me on Nostr. #note1yn3…s545

2024-10-09 03:03:09

i saw the movie.
cringe af.
hope he does nostr next!

2024-10-08 22:28:35

When does the hbo thing happen?
i can’t wait to find out!

2024-10-08 22:19:51

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winner winner….?

2024-10-08 21:51:46

Can u tell me what’s in this skillet? https://image.nostr.build/167d5f70300cb8e6c8502f6ce00c59b8384712c906c5a4e2443f787fe6c82e87.jpg

2024-10-08 12:36:05

Cookbooks are something I have trouble letting go of.

2024-10-08 01:05:10

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I’m…….curious?

2024-10-08 00:20:35

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CUT ACROSS THE GRAIN!!!!!

2024-10-07 21:41:29

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not if i luv 58k
(your move mandrik.)

2024-10-07 15:01:48

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what if i hated the 80’s and 90’s?

2024-10-07 02:51:01

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i’ve never heard the word “trostial”
is it used in a specific country or place?

2024-10-07 02:41:05

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this is kinda where my mind went.
i’m trying to say “truth, without trust”
u have a better way to say it?

2024-10-07 00:23:15

hey spanish speakers!!!
does this sound lame?
“verdad sin confianza”
does it make sense?
is something that’s used somewhere else?
(it’s for swag in a spanish speaking country.)

2024-10-05 02:36:08

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it seems to have fixed it.
however, i don’t get notifications when i get zapped.
who h i need to know both because it’s great for my ego - but also i have to redeem them in @npub1xnf…lpr5 every 24 hrs.

2024-10-04 23:17:54

could somebody zap me a lil bit to see if i fixed this? #note13e9…pp7u

2024-10-04 22:42:04

i just realized that my zaps are going to WOS.
@npub18m7…q955 says i have no wallet connected after a reinstall.
what’s happening?

2024-10-04 14:58:31

Golf doesn’t count as touching grass.

2024-10-04 14:38:23

Shrooms https://image.nostr.build/0c5d140ad3a7a7dc1a2fd41abc533b1df60079ef39b206620ad4d0e108c98d19.jpg https://image.nostr.build/e7ec67023d8d26c63e36155f9db4eb103910125950700b1e4d217a6bdb4b0407.jpg https://image.nostr.build/114d9abfc85f9f5d59073880a5c57cd9841f57d0c08a5208e59d2386c0a965a2.jpg https://image.nostr.build/f5e3df03daa1c7d87c41f68eadbfcbeb948e5aae16d97fa14cebc95fa3359a24.jpg

2024-10-04 14:35:57

https://image.nostr.build/aa5b5f8671220bf62c136349b384a3ebe9c9b9e3e55d74213ccb91a718a52d7b.jpg

2024-10-04 14:29:16

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it’s just crazy enough to work.

2024-10-04 13:11:16

most Americans would lose weight if they limited themselves to one beefsteak a day.

2024-09-27 22:52:10

https://image.nostr.build/b3faaa518273b8db2a17d861e183417b20b878aa8bc7b750891d97ffab249c6a.jpg

2024-09-27 19:24:57

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giants

2024-09-27 14:18:51

Pine is such a fiat tree.

2024-09-26 00:59:01

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it’s not a criticism.
i use a mac.

2024-09-25 17:41:48

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u listen to huberman?

2024-09-24 14:19:26

about me: i cannot enjoy a flat beverage out of a can.

2024-09-23 13:12:05

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ok boomer

2024-09-23 13:10:27

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guilty

2024-09-23 11:11:11

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yes

2024-09-23 00:38:58

i still use telegram for beefsteak chats (i know, i know)
how far are we from having something like a private group feed on Nostr?
it would (maybe) be very cool to spin up a private relay for an upcoming beefsteak - let guests join and communicate via nostr.
then scrap the whole relay after.

2024-09-22 22:57:29

Funny bone is a terrible name for it.

2024-09-21 10:39:14

I’m really enjoying Tokyo!

2024-09-20 11:20:08

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i want it.

2024-09-19 19:35:36

when explode PIN? #note1rkt…mq4e

2024-09-19 19:34:50

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fake news

2024-09-17 09:33:19

a kangaroo is just a t-rex with a fanny pack.

2024-09-16 15:30:58

Do you remember that time Bon Appetit staged a photo of a woman harvesting already cooked crab legs from the sea? https://image.nostr.build/41447eb4ac99a45bc3da4c92e362a1cf9ea4b95ae57ae585e58d068bfa3bf912.jpg

2024-09-16 10:45:22

@npub1xts…kk5s what’s the book u said u just read and liked?

2024-09-14 18:53:00

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where is this mayhem?

2024-09-14 18:49:13

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acceptable response

2024-09-14 15:52:35

define success for yourself. https://image.nostr.build/9efe1b68d921fd716686f9d977272b6b10798afde2ed1738597dcae2545b6aaa.jpg #note18rl…830d

2024-09-14 14:21:27

gm https://image.nostr.build/81f2b735cfd36ab6980bb07056e6132e8a2638b89cb5324142242b42daaeba1a.jpg

2024-09-13 13:09:26

i wonder what gave Joe cotton eye in the fist place.

2024-09-12 19:01:06

which one of you did this? https://image.nostr.build/f3a1b72c786fbb75060fa271178c473911ae10b546cc7e1953e2ae9cc33a4913.jpg

2024-09-12 16:16:33

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do u guys have any more hotstyle bottle openers?

2024-09-12 10:43:35

i’ve lost track of what color pill people are supposed to take.

2024-09-12 10:42:06

immediately fire any event planner that suggests a photo booth.

2024-09-12 10:37:45

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i went to one of the first ones.
it sucked but i could tell immediately this is what they wanted to do.

2024-09-10 18:03:57

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Are you accepting new patients?

2024-09-10 17:49:11

can one of you post this one twitter for him? #note1wvq…6p0f

2024-09-10 12:09:57

I feel like I know who will get elected, but I don’t know who will become president.
I wonder if this is the first time americans have experienced this.

2024-09-07 23:42:23

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it depends on how they were.

2024-09-07 21:50:41

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how were they?

2024-09-06 12:13:44

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5 out of 10

2024-09-06 00:19:24

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damn - what show was this?

2024-09-05 17:53:00

how ar ethe political texts so much worse this year?

2024-09-05 03:42:38

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in my defense, I am good at burger puns.

2024-09-04 02:28:50

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will there be babes?
or just us?

2024-09-04 01:59:39

little known fact: for a while i twilightwd as the guy that came up with the names of the specialty burgers on Bobs’s Burgers.

2024-09-03 12:17:54

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i’ll send u one to wear to thanksgiving.

2024-09-03 12:07:27

What do u think? https://image.nostr.build/29a06cbcf59f7aa188de3e0b62c73ab99429906c94347cba5b26174097cb2c83.jpg

2024-09-02 12:44:05

As you grow older, it becomes harder to distinguish between where you’ve changed and where the world has changed.
I used to consider myself left of center. Now I don’t give a fuck, but I am considered by my friends and family to be more right leaning - whatever that means.
Have I changed? Of course.
Has the land-scape changed?
HOLY SHIT!
What’s crazy to me is how many people let themselves be swept away in the change.
And how much they think they are what they’ve always been.

2024-08-30 21:14:04

it’s time. https://image.nostr.build/972bc5af3ee901072f829471bf9b5c99008796769b3152d88f4e68da0ac88241.jpg

2024-08-30 13:02:25

I have instant respect for anyone that has ever worked in a restaurant kitchen for an extended period of time.
It’s a physically grueling thankless job.
Not everyone can do it.

2024-08-30 11:55:02

Why does @Damus take up so much space on my phone?
~2 gigamegs
do i need to reinstall?
or does it require that much?

2024-08-30 03:38:12

Was the latest deadpool any good?

2024-08-30 03:10:50

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yes - it’s nuts
i loved it.

2024-08-30 01:07:25

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setting the table
salt
the wager
the art theif
the secret life of groceries
cod
the mandibles

2024-08-29 01:48:33

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is it bi-weekly or bi-monthly?

2024-08-29 01:40:59

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30-45 days is optimal.
21-30 days is enough.
more is funky/unpredictable.
less is not worth the effort.
if you buy a whole chunk - u can cut steaks off along the way to see how it’s changing.
u can always cut it up and freeze if u hit the stopping point.

2024-08-29 00:26:05

i think ribeye ages better than any other beef cut.
and i think aged ribeye is my favorite steak.
full stop. https://image.nostr.build/42e346fda57ac162dc529bf52655baefef5b09cf9ae7c88dbabfcf7e7a0e4b39.jpg

2024-08-27 14:20:39

actually - isn’t there a site that does this? #note1kxc…2r66

2024-08-27 14:19:44

this - but into the past as well.
those $300 headphones u ordered in 2020? $3000 now
That $750 espresso machine in 2023?
2250 now.
Were they worth it? #note1x6m…wyy8

2024-08-25 03:53:56

Don’t travel in bitcoin swag.

2024-08-24 20:59:53

have u guys seen my egg?

2024-08-23 14:58:24

Pickleball is a disease.

2024-08-21 23:04:21

i often don’t get a watermelon because i don’t wanna carry it.

2024-08-19 19:34:39

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also an acceptable use for veuve i guess.
- u should have a glass of tattinger sometime.
or even pommery.
some of it is great.
most skate by on being super cold and bubbly.
dom is just ok imo.

2024-08-19 19:22:47

Me before bitcoin/me after bitcoin https://image.nostr.build/36f8a5398800df34e03c4e590f86b504100d82bb784f42705bfb1997e1e8c28d.jpg https://image.nostr.build/baa359f36a2c3c2cf4e43b124dc208cef50a9bff234f9d94b6c346038babd221.jpg

2024-08-19 03:09:09

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bro - lemme save u here.
bring the veuve to a gun range and fucking shoot it.
unless you plan to drink it as a punishment for something.
like if we hit 5k.
but even then . . .

2024-08-19 03:03:42

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my gut says date

2024-08-19 02:51:53

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ho
lee
shit!
wtf!