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These are many of the beefsteak courses I’ve made over the years.
I love my job.
MASTER BEEFSTEAK MENU
Picahna with Worcestershire Reduction and Raw Vegetables (Traditional Beefsteak Course - Could be any cut)
Bavette w/ Sichuan Stuff, Chili Crisp, Cilantro and Fresh Ginger
Spicy Thai Steak Salad with Tons of Herbs, Chilis and Toasted Rice
Hanger Steak with Brown Butter, Roasted Kabocha, Clothbound Cheddar and Crispy Sage
Coffee-Crusted Strip Steak with Habanero Tomato Sauce and Kachumbari
Smokey Piranha with Orange, Honey Comb, Calabrian Chili and Olive Oil
Wagyu Flap Steak with Chimichurri
Corned Beef and Cabbage, Horseradish Cream
Greek Lamb Sirloin with Tatziki and Cucumbers
Korean Brisket with Kimchi and Napa Cabbage
Flap and Piranha as Spanish Steak Salad- Manchego, Olives, Parsley
Japanese Flank Steak with Ponzu, Cucumber, Hijiki and Pickle
Bavette with Hatch Chili and Sungold (white onion salad, cilantro)
Various Lamb cuts in the style of Morocco - Preserved Lemon Yogurt
Lamb Shoulder Birria with Onions and Cilantro, Tortillas
Flank with French Onion Creme (Potato Chips)
Beef Tartare with Pickled Radishes and Fresh Horseradish (Toasted Baguette)
Mixed Sausages with Spicy Dijon
Wagyu Bavette with Tiger Sauce
Katz’s Pastrami with pickles and Green Chile Kraut and Russian Dressing
Ribeyes with Honey Comb, Olive Oil, and Grenada Chiles
Bo Ssam - Roast Pork Shoulder with Oysters and Sauces, Lettuce for Wrapping
Vietnamese Sour Brisket with Daikon Carrots
Flap and Picahna Spanish Style (Manchego, Olives, Parsley, Chili)
Short Rib Rendang
Uzbek Style Veal Liver with Thick Bacon
Luau Pork (pineapple habanero sauce/cracklings for dipping - Mai tais)
Lamb Curry with Raita and Kenyan Chapati
Chuck Bourguignon (great porn name
The Herb Flap
Spiced Leg of Lamb with Tahini and Israeli Salad
Tritip with all sorts of everything Jalapeño
Ribeyes with Butter
Snacks
Jerky
Szechuan Deer Burgers
5-YR Old Dairy Cow Burger with EVO, Lemon
Veal Sweetbreads With Green Chili Sauce
Crispy pork belly with Ginger Scallion Sauce
Ethiopian Lamb Tartare, Njera
Duck Breast with Pomegranate and Pistachios
Tandoori Sweet Breads
Spicy Cumin Lamb Skewers (Yang Rou Chuan)
Beef Heart Anticuchos
Jerk Pork Ribs
Buffalo Sweet Breads with Ranch
Moroccan Spiced Wings with Tomato
Mandik’s Baklava

2025-03-14 21:37:08

zero carbs
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2025-03-11 13:44:25

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i know a good meme lawyer

2025-03-03 17:57:28

The NYT posted the names and faces of doge workers.
unreal this timeline is.
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2025-03-02 18:14:39

Steaks on a plane?
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2025-03-01 15:14:44

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make no mistake.
this is my own version of s2f.

2025-03-01 14:04:59

not investment advice.
#note1x34…8uew
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2025-02-28 16:37:28

jfc how bout that pic.
happy friday.
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2025-02-28 12:11:58

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brah

2025-02-28 01:28:55

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gin martini with a twist.

2025-02-27 17:17:12

FIRE
#note17yt…plhp

2025-02-26 14:20:12

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save it for the dating apps buddy.

2025-02-26 12:38:17

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yet intrigued.

2025-02-25 00:32:15

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women only want one thing….

2025-02-24 23:45:06

rate my butt
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2025-02-24 17:05:57

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it’s so good

2025-02-24 15:10:48

permutations
#note12h7…fvmp

2025-02-24 15:04:29

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nope.gif

2025-02-24 13:57:59

fuck touching grass

2025-02-22 19:22:24

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whatchu mean failures?
cards are getting declined?
u using real or virtual?
i haven’t had a problem.

2025-02-20 15:40:01

Taxes are time away from your kids.

2025-02-20 15:37:42

I have been hardcore audited by the IRS. It was a hard and expensive lesson, but in hindsight, a good one.
It taught me how to legally avoid as many taxes as possible - and has paid for itself 100x. Tho it takes resources to do so.
It also taught me to hate the IRS with a fervor. The process and the people are a joke. It was a full on witch hunt.
I know a billionaire with a stimmy check framed in his office. Not because it was a mistake - but because he pays so little in taxes that the govt thinks he needs aid.
A tax leak reveled that Jeff Bezos receives tax credits for his kids.
and actually - good for them.
The IRS and its agents are a joke.
The IRS will not even answer tax questions if you call them.
It’s unfixable.
Burn it down.

2025-02-20 14:15:06

mood
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2025-02-19 23:45:20

FACT: I ONLY KNOW OF ONE PERSON WITH ODELL DERANGEMENT SYNDROME.
#note1ytm…wqz6

2025-02-19 20:49:13

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u read that in the times?

2025-02-19 18:50:11

as a rule i dont own kitchen tools that do one thing.

2025-02-19 01:11:59

Does anyone know a good meme lawyer?

2025-02-18 22:40:24

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2025-02-15 18:01:15

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sad but true.
The book “Extra Virginity” has a lots to say on the subject. It’s more interesting than you think.
Tldr: there is basically no regulation of what you can call extra virgin olive oil.
look for bottles that state that the oil is processed and bottled WHERE it is produced.
If it gets put on a truck (or worse, a boat.) it’s almost certainly cut in transit.
https://groveandvine.com/membership/
this dude follows harvest seasons around the world and does exactly this.
Sends you a fresh bottle every 3 months.
i get the big bottles because my fam consumes a shit ton of olive oil.

2025-02-15 03:03:28

Life is short, fuck the one you love.
#note1u69…9vxx

2025-02-15 02:37:05

It ‘s crazy how quickly you go from hiding sex from your parents to hiding sex from your kids.

2025-02-15 01:41:39

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maybe a golden corale training video?

2025-02-14 18:37:43

The truth?
Generally, people like stupid shit. (see gm posts.)
If the world decided where we would eat lunch - we’d eat at mcdonald’s.
It would be cool if we could tailor a “trending among” list ourselves and add accounts we like to it.
for instance: i’d see a feed of posts trending among @npub1l2v…ajft , @npub1der…xzpc , @npub180c…h6w6 , @npub1sg6…f63m , @npub1qny…95gx, etc.
more risk of an echo chamber maybe, but more interesting. and you can turn it off anytime.
#note1d0z…9qsx

2025-02-14 18:27:40

babe
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2025-02-14 12:29:50

i’m a master of Broken Window Parenting.

2025-02-13 12:23:22

“got any smokes?”
#note1g3s…4lar

2025-02-12 21:29:36

Very cool!
Also, this is nostr, so you can just zap the shit out of them.
#note18kh…kggt

2025-02-12 17:53:17

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do u think u can have a healthy relationship with booze moving forward?
or are you done?

2025-02-11 19:07:53

Here’s my Nostr dream.
Spin up a paid nostr relay.
Somehow sell beefsteak tix via nostr with zaps.
access to the relay is the ticket
the feed on the relay is the group chat.
people can communicate somewhat privately thru the paid relay using whatever app they already use.
is this remotely possible?
@npub180c…h6w6 , could zapbox and/or lockbox aid in this quest.
cc: @npub1l2v…ajft
Could donate some to a dev that can help.

2025-02-11 12:45:44

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more gm’s will probably help.

2025-02-11 11:22:25

Rip
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2025-02-09 23:55:57

go chefs

2025-02-09 16:38:32

@npub1a2c…w83a would have you believe robotic vacuums are not advanced enough to have a good time.
and yet……
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2025-02-08 02:18:27

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no question

2025-02-08 02:16:56

this is the sort of wild life photography i specialize in.
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2025-02-08 02:15:43

after several decades of life - i finally got a couple days of surfing in.

2025-02-06 22:48:16

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mint feels like a no brainer.
bronners sells tons of it.

2025-02-02 12:27:34

i’m out of the loop - did saylor turn into xrp?
#note1ucp…pjnn

2025-02-02 03:22:59

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post better then.

2025-02-01 11:11:22

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i actually think of them as squat shoes.

2025-02-01 11:02:01

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#metoo
what’s your favorite jeff booth song?

2025-02-01 10:58:07

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the answer is yes.

2025-01-31 17:46:34

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it pays

2025-01-31 17:45:52

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*shakes head slowly*

2025-01-31 11:55:35

The biggest bubble we are facing is conferences.
There just aren’t that many interesting people. And the ones we have, bless their hearts, have said most of what they have to say.
There are more bitcoiners, yes. And we should bring them together. But with intention.
To all the organizers out there - I would urge you to lean hard into creating spaces where people laugh and make memories together and less into lining up chairs for keynote speeches.
The highest compliment a person pays me is when a person tells me they remember a beefsteak.

2025-01-31 02:22:35

hot pot.
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2025-01-31 01:50:12

good gawd yes
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2025-01-30 16:21:17

Don’t bring a knife to an integrity fight.
#note1pm9…nete

2025-01-30 14:09:38

U can’t stab someone with your integrity.

2025-01-30 12:12:48

Generic Morning Post @npub180c…h6w6

2025-01-30 03:58:38

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fuck man - now i can’t go to bed

2025-01-30 03:56:31

Pretty quick and easy dish.
Sear a coupla steaks in a stainless pan.
Pull em when they’re done.
Dump most of the fat out - add a sliced onion and sauté for a hot minute.
add a decent splash of worcestershire sauce and an equal splash meat stock plus one slab of butter.
Give it a swirl - until it comes together into an emulsified liquid.
Dump it over the sliced steak.
Enjoy.
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2025-01-29 14:18:04

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the perfect playlist doesn’t exi…..

2025-01-29 14:16:44

So much of customer service has become call centers telling customers they can’t be helped - but making them think they have been.

2025-01-29 03:38:24

creepy generic night post
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2025-01-28 15:54:57

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is that thing real?

2025-01-28 13:33:26

luv this from Lyn.
Arcane season 2 soundtrack is also weirdly good.
#note19uu…0jlf

2025-01-28 12:12:04

I’d be ok with some algo that pushes new people into a “trending feed” for some onboarding frame of time like 2-3 days for attention in the beginning.
they’d have to prove they’re not a bot obvs.
bonus points if I can turn that algo on and off.

2025-01-28 12:09:24

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imo @npub12vk…pugg has the best onboarding experience. it also has the most traditional feel and the best search features.
introduce them in a post - that’s usually a decent jump start.

2025-01-28 01:28:04

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then why are u in a box?

2025-01-28 01:26:56

There is no prize to perfection, only an end to pursuit.
- Victor

2025-01-27 23:42:52

At this point there is no death for Bryan Johnson that is not ironic.

2025-01-27 17:44:45

this would catch most of you.
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2025-01-27 14:54:07

GENERIC MORNING POST IN ALL CAPS.

2025-01-27 00:01:15

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the final moments of this photographer’s life

2025-01-26 14:40:57

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those were the days

2025-01-24 14:07:14

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wild -

2025-01-24 12:26:00

further proof we are in a simulation.
#note1eac…h3xr

2025-01-24 12:19:38

another generic morning post.

2025-01-24 01:59:59

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it’s SO risky.

2025-01-24 01:46:10

and this, my friends, is why i don’t own any bitcoin.
#note14fh…rdhj

2025-01-23 17:10:20

Could someone please bridge The Onion to Nostr so i don’t have to do this?
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2025-01-23 14:15:46

i often brag that i met baby Gandalf in south america because i did.
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2025-01-23 01:58:34

Generic night post because i’m doing the morning ones.

2025-01-23 00:44:25

Wood oven steak.
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2025-01-22 19:37:08

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can u do one that is popping blackheads?

2025-01-22 15:18:47

generic morning post with slight variation.

2025-01-21 16:34:38

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omg THANK YOU

2025-01-21 16:09:17

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haha go bills

2025-01-21 14:49:14

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wBitcoin is still cool tho right?

2025-01-21 12:21:47

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replied to your note.

2025-01-21 03:33:17

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salute.gif

2025-01-20 21:15:47

a little known fact about me.
i bet on almost every pro and college football game in a year.
but i can only name two football players and one of them is taylor swift.

2025-01-20 18:14:50

That time window between when you are ready to go sledding but everyone else is fucking around.
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