Bitcoin Black Mirror: not a prediction or financial advice, this is for entertainment purposes only
Bitcoin moons to 690,420 cuck bucks, the FED pulls the liquidity rug. Jerome starts QT’ing to the max as congress balances the budget. Banks fail, grandmas retirement goes poof, they let loose the hounds of media propaganda. Bitcoin is blamed for financial crisis 2.0.
On Friday the 13th 13% of us get black bagged and deposited in the nearest volcano while the rest of y’all get sent to the gulag for forced labor (hand knitting rainbow colored polyester covid face masks for dogs).
Meanwhile they 6102 the ETFs and close all on-ramps while criminalizing math and other stuff.
As the price nukes, Peter Schiff and Kramer both flip bullish at the same time thus condemning humanity to 1000 years of darkness.
The cascading collapse continues apace.
ODELL (npub1qny…95gx) gets a haircut and starts buttoning all his buttons.
jack (npub1sg6…f63m) starts showing emotion on a daily basis.
Craig Wright is recognized as the world’s foremost expert in samurai sword fighting. nobody (npub1z4m…na6p) and UNCLE ROCKSTAR (npub1j8y…vrvg) are his two star pupils and become bitter rivals as the vie for his attention and praise.
derGigi ⚡🧡 (npub1der…xzpc) changes his name to Ffs and forsakes his green suit for his birthday suit. Privacy be damned.
LynAlden (npub1a2c…w83a) and preston (npub1s5y…6q7z) start a paid group offering inside scoops on the next hot NFT project.
Jeff Booth (npub1s05…eyhe) starts a hot air balloon tourism company as he daily extolls the benefit’s of inflation to the masses.
HODL (npub1rtl…jtfs) goes back to school for an MBA and becomes an accountant.
erikcason (npub1hk0…20pf) runs for office.
yellow (npub1nw5…n2gn)'s fuzzy hair falls out revealing that his skin is actually green. He stops believing.
NVK (npub1az9…m8y8) starts making calculators.
PABLOF7z (npub1l2v…ajft) stops working altogether.
MartyBent (npub1guh…6hjy) finally starts zapping but no one cares.
jb55 (npub1xts…kk5s) and fiatjaf (npub180c…h6w6) get jobs at Facebook and really enjoy the free lunches and other perks.
BTC Sessions (npub1rxy…hnp8) pivots to making videos explaining how to pair your wifi printer to your laptop over tor.
BenJustman (npub153x…ryu8) renounces Creed and starts brewing kombucha
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awayslice (npub1ejv…6q8x) goes vegan.
Parker Lewis (npub1w69…zltw) is the last daily active user utilizing nostr
The world gradually then suddenly slips into the abyss and a million years later aliens are befuddled at the only remains of a brief dream of a bright orange future:
a stash of 21 bright orange plastic hand grenades with a strange symbol on them buried in what used to be CryptoCloaks (npub1lrj…zvrj) backyard with a bunch of random words inside…
royster / royster⚡️🌲🌽🗽
npub1x3…2mh3r
2024-03-15 18:28:16
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2024-03-15 18:28:16Event JSON
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