Nelly 🍁

👑 Dear Sir/Madam,
I am Prince Obi-Wan Gobsmack III of Nigeria, and I have a lucrative business proposal for you involving a substantial inheritance. Kindly provide your bank details so we can proceed swiftly.
Awaiting your prompt response.
Best regards,
Prince Obi-Wan Gobsmack III

2024-06-28 13:59:13

The heart always knows 🤍
https://video.nostr.build/0ec50974c67111af60932843ece8db5a991692cde3ccef09b71d4fc789a7dbc5.mp4

2024-06-28 03:05:53

Debate was a bloodbath. They'll be replacing Biden in the election.

2024-06-26 19:52:36

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Chainsaw dust.

2024-06-25 23:42:51

Scratched cornea. Not fun. https://image.nostr.build/52c85a629095dc51b665100410ac35597d21ef5c8132db5a0ddab84eea92559a.jpg

2024-06-24 01:33:53

https://video.nostr.build/bf1420b0315c5d9686c74bb194f82181dcab6724375f2164f8dbd5f7528736f3.mp4

2024-06-19 23:44:10

What happens in your head when you do 27 + 48?

2024-06-08 01:39:20

https://youtu.be/3rgnCnCb_us?si=BLxeyKbRcFSbGVGv

2024-06-07 21:11:54

Fueling up on gas coffee. https://image.nostr.build/350884f5345e516a7f0778c95c452be891199a1390a96e5f92fc4dadad6623e0.jpg

2024-05-27 19:28:20

#freeross
https://image.nostr.build/01e38c2b0a95cb56875447cbc548800383a2cccfcd5a429d7505261c6c83fb74.jpg

2024-05-27 17:09:12

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Are we doing a vacation wedding?

2024-05-27 11:10:53

Do good, and never look back 🤍
https://video.nostr.build/e5475ba9dac6663e84e75b752479e38f021d5b0bb9d0a52bc744f8331e0d4842.mp4

2024-05-26 04:18:42

I pray to God,
In quiet, desperate plea,
Then realize I'm the bug,
On my washroom floor,
Waiting to be squashed,
Beneath the weight of fate,
Small, fragile, unseen,
Yet hoping to be spared.

2024-05-24 01:33:48

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Skinnier. Photos are nit blurry anymore too lol

2024-05-24 01:28:10

Finally got a new cell phone. My Galaxy S10 served me well. S24 feels just a bit different.

2024-05-21 00:24:09

By Helmut Newton https://image.nostr.build/403884e2a672134ddde9b611c668e5ba180dc13547f91b1cf894f11c6c42f39f.jpg

2024-05-20 12:29:21

Yesterday, I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who survived a horrific car crash and lost his wife. The pain in his eyes reminded me to be grateful for every moment. 🤍
#Gratitude #Perspective

2024-05-18 01:14:00

You're an only child and find this book on your parents bookshelf. What do say to them?
https://image.nostr.build/dbca43519177248147f4a9eb6721550ab31d39fc5f4099bf320d575a24c2c98d.jpg

2024-05-17 13:11:35

No touchy touchy. Have a fabulous weekend Nostr. https://image.nostr.build/e76848d153c8d5d26a780e3f3e556fcb282501bfdf67fc0db926fdd92bf62091.jpg
#Meow #scrappy #plebchain

2024-05-14 23:59:36

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You're into some unique tunes

2024-05-14 11:11:30

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I don't know why. Why?

2024-05-11 20:55:29

Touchdown in dimension 243! Sky's not green, and telepathy isn't a thing here. Just wanted to check in with my crew back in dimension 949. Things are different but exciting.
#DimensionJumping

2024-05-10 21:42:29

What's up?
https://image.nostr.build/380a70b7770a5e9bcd8c2f625b6622476983504d216252a3a8d2f5c76fbee042.jpg
#Meow

2024-05-10 12:51:40

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I'm sure he doesn't own bitcoin because what if you lost your keys.

2024-05-10 12:44:37

https://video.nostr.build/b6f80aa87791512ca48b1ef82f282f792c701c4db9ac8344ffe1be6cb90a4e2e.mp4
#Animation #PhewPhew

2024-05-08 22:24:42

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2024-05-08 11:15:33

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A drone spraying pesticides on weird looking trees.

2024-05-07 23:55:35

Who dis. https://image.nostr.build/2e03e5b6644552894d3c5c2475462dcda1392f30fa999901070b45f7bea012e8.jpg

2024-05-05 11:53:54

https://youtube.com/shorts/0QUfWLvPYVw?si=mFaGPiUbstJI-y_S
#FreeAssange

2024-05-03 12:33:17

Sillage refers to the lingering scent that a fragrance leaves behind as it dissipates in the air. It's often used to describe the trail or aura of fragrance that someone leaves behind them as they move.

2024-05-02 23:42:21

Missing my dear friend Paul today. His absence is deeply felt. Sharing "Love Will Tear Us Apart" in his memory. Rest in peace, Paul. You are missed.
🤍
https://youtu.be/674KGKRQBPE?si=ZJcrLehzC6U91HVQ

2024-05-02 23:22:01

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Good to know.

2024-05-02 23:15:58

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Lol fair enough. If you visit Toronto, I'll buy you beer.

2024-05-02 23:14:51

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What happened?

2024-05-02 23:14:36

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Go visit her IRL

2024-05-02 22:23:14

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I care.

2024-05-02 22:22:42

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You can trust me. I swear. 🤞

2024-05-02 22:21:01

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Funny looking bird.

2024-05-02 22:20:43

Feed me.

2024-05-01 00:28:52

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I'm his son.

2024-04-30 17:41:34

Bitcoin CEO is having a sale.

2024-04-30 01:52:20

Sometimes you need to dance.
https://youtu.be/YZFgKbkrmIY?si=sUyDW6oe6HmD2h1g

2024-04-29 01:02:15

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Lovely 🤍

2024-04-28 22:52:11

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Haha.

2024-04-28 21:59:23

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So cringe.

2024-04-28 21:55:05

Some beetles, like the death-feigning beetle, pretend to be dead when threatened by predators. This behavior, known as thanatosis or death-feigning, can help them avoid being eaten or harmed. It gives them time to assess danger and escape when the predator loses interest.
Describes me at the bar.

2024-04-28 16:40:42

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Day drinking is the best. You get to bed before 10pm..

2024-04-28 13:30:11

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She was pretty.

2024-04-28 13:27:27

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Nope. It's too hard communicating.

2024-04-28 13:26:52

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Spanish.

2024-04-28 12:58:35

I went on a date last night with a girl who didn't speak any English. Felt like I was Catfished. She used a translator to chat with me by text. Highly awkward situation in person.
#Datestr

2024-04-28 01:28:29

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🤍

2024-04-28 00:54:30

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I have to try it now.

2024-04-27 22:56:17

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Where's his head?

2024-04-27 22:39:13

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He'll accident fall from a 30 story building then land on a knife 40 times.