poe😱

Potentially a person.
Something of a weirdsmouth.
Impossible poster.
510150
783044

Public Key

npub1uq6dv4yq94704gk5r22jsqg9gy2wpxkk5dft9q5gugc8tj53nq2qg5q22d

NIP-05 Address

poe7645@nostrplebs.com

NIP-57 Address

poe@npub.cash

Profile Code

nprofile1qqswqdxk2jqz6l865t2p49fgqyz5z98qntt2x54js2ywyvr4e2ges9qpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejsz9mhwden5te0wfjkccte9ehx7um5wghxyctwvshsdw32qm

Publishing to

nostr.wine

relay.nostr.band

wot.utxo.one

Author Public Key

npub1uq6dv4yq94704gk5r22jsqg9gy2wpxkk5dft9q5gugc8tj53nq2qg5q22d

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Last Notes

2025-03-01 20:01:48

Between mobile LSP wallets, my LND node and my private CLN node... I've got more inbound "self custodial" liquidity right now than I'll ever use.
All the better for planning my future utxo sizes.
https://media4.giphy.com/media/wv3lpsLXZZUAw/200w.webp?cid=4ea4f8d5l98r7pxqc10ip7imlpd6sbgknt3lvsnrqmnm91y7&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.webp&ct=g

2025-03-01 02:21:53

When the channel closes imperfectly perfect 🫠
https://i.nostr.build/iGl1VP2iVbPTDaKD.png
https://i.nostr.build/xtmUih4v4ZDSuqTG.jpg

2025-02-24 02:41:34

You can find me on nostr and stacker.news music saloon hosted by @npub1mg9…z4lv
Don't follow me either way.

2025-02-24 02:35:01

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Ladybirds these days
https://i.nostr.build/46M5Urbn50xfEWer.gif

2025-02-24 02:17:56

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https://media1.giphy.com/media/l3fQf1OEAq0iri9RC/200w.webp?cid=4ea4f8d58l1w0ki8301ltnjs9elollap2v5iiroyp532qhtm&ep=v1_gifs_trending&rid=200w.webp&ct=g

2025-02-22 02:47:22

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Don't you dare make rewatch Apocalypto again...
Son of a bitch.

2025-02-22 02:28:37

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Where there is a will there is a 'get the fuck out my propertuh'

2025-02-22 02:24:25

"Bitcoin isn't backed by anything"
https://i.nostr.build/avAu4OELdvAdM7dS.jpg

2025-02-17 21:37:34

"I'm right"
https://i.nostr.build/xT2HIE2onO39Ztbx.jpg

2025-02-14 22:29:36

https://i.nostr.build/K3MOPnRxnostrn2z.jpg

2025-02-04 23:52:12

No context.
https://i.nostr.build/f5X1AruK3xC29XYv.jpg

2025-01-30 03:17:42

The guy who's waited four years for a 1 sat/vB transaction to clear
https://media3.giphy.com/media/wv3lpsLXZZUAw/200w.webp?cid=4ea4f8d5cqwmp7lal6e6hz0d3qjliduhzhj65eomvy9kl0ja&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.webp&ct=g

2025-01-30 02:33:57

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Been trying to log in where it says nsec or bunker:// using Amber with a bunker url but the "login" button seems to not do anything... Haven't tried pasting my nsec.
Not sure if its not just my ineptitude. 🤔

2025-01-30 02:02:03

Me out of fiat until next fiat payday, using Strike bill pay to pay my electric and oil bills. An energy gamble.
https://i.nostr.build/AQ4zTitJjKDqPekN.jpg

2025-01-27 23:29:01

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Depends how you grip the pen I guess.
https://media1.giphy.com/media/nvUQdK0AVjLqmuHgP5/200w.webp?cid=4ea4f8d5467p4t7vjzab9w6bx07fv5bzva5bcqqeapm3msju&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.webp&ct=g

2025-01-27 20:08:18

https://i.nostr.build/ClT2zQ6yadetCruY.jpg

2025-01-27 15:24:56

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https://media0.giphy.com/media/TejmLnMKgnmPInMQjV/200w.webp?cid=4ea4f8d5dsg3poqjf64qp6lwbtgi3rimudeqpb35jrcjtcw9&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.webp&ct=g

2025-01-27 15:21:39

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👀😂

2025-01-27 15:18:06

Yakihonne auto cropping this... Questionably 😂
https://i.nostr.build/ut66ut9sSuDEBuQN.png #note15ld…z990

2025-01-27 13:04:20

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Testing gullibility... erm.... my zapper 😂

2025-01-27 13:00:01

Ah yes, a DM from imitation account claiming they need Pi Coin. Will I please sell them Pi Coin?
https://media1.giphy.com/media/bzDontn1O3vi/200w.webp?cid=4ea4f8d5106b9807bd2s3kz1zbrm1a70vdzawyoxapphhjci&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.webp&ct=g

2025-01-25 18:22:52

I had originally set up just an Alby Go connection from my node for my wife but couldn't figure out how to link a second alby account for the lightning address.
Finally followed this guide, created a new connection from the beginning, got a second account hooked up via NWC all back to my Hub. 🤌 #naddr1qq…3z22

2025-01-24 22:29:05

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https://media0.giphy.com/media/lgCvugdD94F6o/200w.webp?cid=4ea4f8d5wkyirsxbmg1sz0b0lbmzxbkybeuvy4mw7t9a0s0f&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.webp&ct=g

2025-01-24 19:30:28

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So I gather 90% of my notes aren't even readable on half the clients since I basically communicate in gifs
https://media3.giphy.com/media/CvZuv5m5cKl8c/200w.webp?cid=4ea4f8d5rwt8hcqusqbu6jck5izuks5cnctfkxp18zko6wha&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.webp&ct=g

2025-01-24 18:43:16

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Robin Wood.
Very good 🤌😂

2025-01-24 18:42:39

https://i.nostr.build/c5vbL21nv2WZ6zmF.jpg
#nevent1q…ssgz

2025-01-24 16:00:44

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😂
https://i.nostr.build/1Bz7fovYg0Qf3qzj.gif

2025-01-23 01:06:09

https://i.nostr.build/JwXnpZ0kE3yIFWq6.jpg

2025-01-17 14:05:08

Tick tock.

2025-01-04 19:19:37

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https://i.nostr.build/0g4BFHxnukiQmy3A.jpg

2025-01-04 16:37:12

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🤣

2025-01-04 16:32:23

https://i.nostr.build/89MG.gif
#nevent1q…ssns

2025-01-04 04:01:45

Note to self...
https://i.nostr.build/IpXYmJg07pIiDhLb.gif
It works.

2025-01-01 01:56:55

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Happy new cheers

2024-12-31 18:33:47

Getting asked all day if I'm doing anything special for "new years"
https://i.nostr.build/0KUtDR4DOl2A4mR7.gif
Happy evening.

2024-12-31 01:00:04

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https://i.nostr.build/GedPWYBannHHfHXK.gif

2024-12-30 22:34:46

When Amber? https://i.nostr.build/hQVQOh1dEaNgJoIC.jpg

2024-12-30 17:49:43

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https://i.nostr.build/UBgz9BRzECjQ9fwJ.gif

2024-12-29 23:52:31

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I hope it comes with a delicious bass
https://i.nostr.build/WCssntLAcydWNtf4.jpg

2024-12-29 23:37:51

I don't know why. An yet for some reason I keep tuning in.
https://i.nostr.build/nNmWSXzWARTqKyLy.jpg

2024-12-29 22:00:22

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https://i.nostr.build/vxPrEgKUH8fgoAs1.gif

2024-12-29 21:53:54

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Brutal, belligerent brilliance, bile
Given time to stick around a while
Lackluster, without a smile
Terminally a ruin
For the sake of a snake
I have no idea what I'm doin'

2024-12-25 14:06:13

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I was going to say even my shiddy node routed almost as much and I've made... About 4000 sats 🤣☠️🪦

2024-12-23 00:20:26

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Dirk Ross? Diggler it?
https://i.nostr.build/Gk6dmYfKUdCHNrJ2.jpg
... 🤷😮‍💨🥲

2024-12-23 00:06:46

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😂🫡
https://i.nostr.build/K7rBA7X3XLvpsWpV.gif

2024-12-22 23:11:19

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I think I've been on the interwebs too long.
https://i.nostr.build/M5crGK3VTGvQg87r.gif

2024-12-22 00:23:39

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I've been wearing these socks for three days.
What kind of crust do you like on yer pizza?.

2024-12-21 23:22:01

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The government:
https://i.nostr.build/8N4gZmDAxt7dz0z9.gif

2024-12-21 23:13:15

"you have a chance at understanding"
...
Sure thing Boss.

2024-12-21 21:40:52

https://i.nostr.build/VCpJXcJM9ow85uYT.gif
#nevent1q…mlgs

2024-12-21 21:25:00

Homeschooling be like
https://i.nostr.build/wdnBPuLsRkky1K4I.jpg

2024-12-19 22:10:02

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I'm still mainly using imgflip just because I'm used to the minimal tools I use.

2024-12-19 02:20:49

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Four "wallets"
https://i.nostr.build/9m47.gif

2024-12-19 01:23:35

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Or decentralized consensus of the protocol apparently 🤣

2024-12-18 23:18:09

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Butt DuH ScaLiNG

2024-12-18 23:16:04

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It's just Bernie Madoff's The "Empire Strikes Back".

2024-12-18 23:13:02

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What's wild to me is even when the thing I want to happen doesn't work just right.... I've got about six other workarounds to make it work whether it's the scenario I intended or not.

2024-12-18 22:59:16

Minibits ecash NWC for Nostr/stacker News send receive funded/withdrawn by/to:
Phoenix, Green Lightning, and Breez, backended by my electrum server, Alby go/Hub and Zeus connected to my shifty Umbrel node to accumulate/spend until a utxo is justifiable.
Withdrawn to either a hot wallet for future movement to Nunchuk, Green wallet, or Zeus on chain or a cold watch only wallet for PSBT hardware transaction signing through Sparrow and verified through my node.
I take full responsibility for getting in way over my head, losing all my meager stack, and not trusting coinbase like Microstrategy.
I scale in layers.

2024-12-18 00:33:28

https://i.nostr.build/EfWrZaC9yKS5YuS6.jpg

2024-12-14 18:18:52

Realizing you can buy fractions of a bitcoin but don't know what to call them and don't know sats already fixed this.
https://i.nostr.build/x2v9pXiERouWZdi5.gif

2024-12-13 22:41:17

My "orange pilling" technique at this point:
https://i.nostr.build/x8FuA4ME1lq29mA2.gif

2024-12-04 23:08:59

.
#nevent1q…cw7v

2024-12-04 01:31:55

@nprofile…5fk2 currently running connected to my LND credentials on umbrel, when trying to purchase an inbound channel keep getting this message
https://i.nostr.build/ntTIMAlfpcLwmNHz.jpg
Do I need to fund a utxo and open a channel directly instead of purchasing some inbound or am I missing something? Trying to test out the zeuspay changes...
Also, a simpleton 🫤🤔

2024-12-03 23:32:44

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This took a minute... And still sucks 🤣 https://i.nostr.build/zbwZgIjK2Le92Sxq.gif

2024-11-30 18:17:38

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First time giving the "new" I guess season 3 (2017) a go. I'm always late, and usually displeased by reboots/returns... But Lynch is somehow always Lynch.

2024-11-30 17:43:50

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Bozos? 😂
https://i.nostr.build/ngBM.jpg

2024-11-29 21:25:48

I goof. I grind. I go to bed.
Not yet though.
I've got some Twin Peaks to return to.

2024-11-27 01:23:32

Can someone put Saylor's face on this for... Future use cases?
https://i.nostr.build/PJx57e6PwVFvVYMS.gif

2024-11-26 23:33:46

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https://i.nostr.build/rhSXqpY2JaDyJi4J.jpg

2024-11-26 14:51:59

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https://i.nostr.build/ohpzDdiB55hH1ZWB.gif

2024-11-23 23:48:55

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If only 😂 https://i.nostr.build/tO093wZvLSFbpy7E.jpg

2024-11-23 23:41:40

https://i.nostr.build/MLla.gif

2024-11-23 23:33:47

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🌍🌎🌏
https://i.nostr.build/WfMCZbekKSJpnfOJ.jpg

2024-11-23 23:28:22

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It's a multijusidictional price prediction. I just need to remember where I left it 😂
https://i.nostr.build/ZAwq3mLzUp27G2an.gif

2024-11-23 22:36:42

https://i.nostr.build/5fbe0eUI6o7C02zJ.jpg

2024-11-17 23:29:41

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It wasn't what was asked but it's he best I got.

2024-11-17 23:28:45

https://i.nostr.build/JG85VBYTxz2SgLs2.jpg
#nevent1q…cf2r

2024-11-16 15:20:47

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I haven't been in a while. But 3 years ago and before it was a thing 😂

2024-11-16 14:54:49

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Michael's craft stores have unbranded T-shirts in all colors for I'm assuming tie dye or bedazzling for $3-5 last I checked.
🤌

2024-11-15 22:22:51

I should really get some lists sorted at some point.
Since I.
Don't Nostr as gud as I corn.
#nevent1q…0j22

2024-11-15 22:20:30

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I think I actually got my relays sorted. For a while there you were a hard search 😅

2024-11-15 22:01:39

Back on hourly purchases of 21 cents. About 230 sats.
Last time I did this I got about 1200 sats an hour.
Not so much now.

2024-11-15 15:25:41

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I would zap all this... But I think my node is down. And I won't be home for seven more hours...
https://i.nostr.build/lHCHa3eiLFmYxqUT.gif

2024-11-15 15:11:46

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If only can hit dat difficulty. Need to find more dwarves. Get more 🪓
https://i.nostr.build/8CTn2tFUtD4kEa2V.jpg

2024-11-15 11:41:56

GM
☕
https://youtu.be/zJWfBmPsiaA

2024-11-15 02:00:17

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As "income" from work. Or fiat work. To the gubment overlords. I meme. Nevermind. It's bed time 😅

2024-11-15 01:58:36

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Well... Technically it still makes sense if you don't report the mining reward....
🤔

2024-11-15 01:48:48

I need to think about setting up a second node at work... Since that's where my Bitaxes are.

2024-11-14 01:19:10

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https://i.nostr.build/BDWn.gif

2024-11-14 00:49:57

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🫡
https://i.nostr.build/GWnfCgXV3ZWlUnBP.gif
https://i.nostr.build/wQPd.gif

2024-11-10 20:48:43

https://i.nostr.build/kMPdzuJWu0BRuQwh.gif

2024-11-10 20:40:08

The aquiantence that 'i told you so' and 'you should get out now, it's over'' after FTX is asking me if I ever sold and that I should take profits if I haven't.
https://i.nostr.build/hpFANETN4HtQUIBP.gif
https://i.nostr.build/k1Gxwv0P6Pnmqw90.gif

2024-11-09 02:37:32

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I'm not sure I'll finish it. The 20 minutes may have been enough 😅

2024-11-09 02:04:05

When the doodler comes back but all you could think of is how much you dislike cities. Unsure of the results.
Note to self. Don't go without references.
https://i.nostr.build/ZJzOWr2Bn1uGc4h2.jpg

2024-11-08 02:29:57

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Plebitus erroneous en huffinstuff?

2024-11-08 02:25:00

Platitudes and other stuff.

2024-11-08 00:15:25

You're private key is like a box of chocolates.
https://i.nostr.build/vESnVSVfoEBIfukp.jpg

2024-11-07 23:48:36

https://i.nostr.build/6m7sTjh5UjUisCJf.jpg

2024-11-07 01:29:20

Sometimes this all just feels like a reiteration of itself. Like I've been here before.
Like I've continued to make the same mistakes.
Maybe this time I can sort myself to some semblance of betterment, acceptance.
I don't dare vie for clarity.

2024-11-06 22:27:02

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@nprofile…grh4 you onboard?