Uncle Sarah [Zap.Cooking | Content Coordinator]

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Last Notes

2024-10-04 11:53:08

Good morning! Today is the day I leave this beautiful hotel. I am grateful for the memories. Here is the last view of this exact spot. Hilariously enough as I took the picture, a bird flew by. Even better, after I took the picture, I noticed the bird was carrying something. Divine timing.
https://image.nostr.build/466f39888e6e29b6e513f1f6ce3ffa594f1fc413aaf50a6e308ca4418b7ed819.jpg

2024-10-04 00:51:25

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This is great news. I am sending all my love and prayers!

2024-10-04 00:27:41

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I have grown quite fond of my twin. xo

2024-10-04 00:11:14

Apparently my current bestie is @nprofile…anqt since he reps my PFP 🤪
#nevent1q…j949

2024-10-03 02:59:28

Good Night, Moon xo
Fun fact: The moon mirrors (reflects) the sun's light.
The moon is needed for the sun to give Earth it's nightly glow.
They are a team.

2024-10-03 02:16:28

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Sounds like the perfect girls night! Nostr Women's Club

2024-10-03 01:42:56

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seriously, i told you i think we were meant to be friends :D

2024-10-03 01:27:51

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my fave as well!

2024-10-03 00:44:38

Is raw milk cottage cheese a thing? #asknostr

2024-10-01 21:48:31

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I rather say I was bestowed with the gifts of humans

2024-10-01 13:59:43

This is such a great summary ❤️
Thank you.
#nevent1q…k6el

2024-09-30 23:28:06

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actually derek handed the reigns to Jeroen and now derek is now former CEO ...DID YOU NOT READ THE NEWSLETTER

2024-09-30 23:26:29

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the CEO doesnt do that grunt work lol

2024-09-30 23:21:30

I am official Elite now, they just welcomed me to the Circle xo
https://primal.net/simplysarah
Also I will be showing my face at yoga if you want to join us tonight

2024-09-30 13:59:48

Zap Cooking | Issue 2 is officially out!
This issue was a massive collective effort with help from @nprofile…jxr7 @nprofile…r6hd @nprofile…uy3d @nprofile…vaud @nprofile…cwfr @dikaios1517 @nprofile…0a9p @nprofile…x38u @nprofile…wpm2 @nprofile…p08j @nprofile…uqfj @nprofile…utae @nprofile…p0n0 @nprofile…q34q @kraftig @nprofile…8l92 @nprofile…xsgg @nprofile…e63r @nprofile…ejv6 @nprofile…46z4 @nprofile…5wdd @nprofile…9htr @nprofile…rmd4 @nprofile…6jnh @nprofile…f45l @devapyne @nprofile…83pz @nprofile…zszl @nprofile…dllq @nprofile…2nt7 @nprofile…x43z @nprofile…9jgn @nprofile…9hu2 @nprofile…anqt @nprofile…303a @nprofile…p7e2 @nprofile…xafw @nprofile…z68j @nprofile…u9cr @nprofile…t28c @honokashisha #nostrasia2024 @nprofile…t838 (npub.pro is great for newsletters on Nostr) and all the people that follow us, share the newsletter, and love #foodstr
We want to make the Zap Cooking Newsletter bigger next month! #grownostr and if any newbies are foodies, Hi! #introduction #introductions #asknostr
I appreciate all of you! See you at Nostr Valley! I will be bringing a mic if you want to sit down with me over "soup" and discuss life, please don't be shy! Xo
Changing the internet together!
#naddr1qq…eg45

2024-09-30 04:08:36

I spent many days staring at this exact view. It was my happy place. I would sit there for hours. Nature & Good Company is all I need in life. GN!
https://image.nostr.build/cdc951495f330a128ba52c25d6b6192c4eb71c090d35ff0c4d748d12a9489411.jpg

2024-09-29 23:47:23

Thank you universe for this random find in the freezer. I wasn't even looking and was watching a family member cook burgers, they were looking for bread, digging through the freezer, and all of sudden a sack of kids ice cream cups were unveiled. It's a miracle. I don't need my drive thru convenience store after all.
https://image.nostr.build/a9c940c18e7eb9c830b43e3573da9b252585ad066e136028a1b87c9e05b1b135.jpg

2024-09-29 13:43:10

I want this setup 😍
#nevent1q…h7mj

2024-09-29 13:32:15

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Great Version from my Besties
https://youtu.be/X7RMiaVLBW8

2024-09-29 13:28:29

One of my favorite songs 😘
https://youtu.be/ak6tttHk_R8
#music

2024-09-29 10:35:11

Question for the Married People or Long Term Relationship Folks,
First, really look at your spouse/partner/lover and then remember your first real love, first real crush as a child/teenager/young adult. Do they have similar features or characteristics?
I'm exploring this concept where the universe brings you through life to meet "the one" by introducing you to people that are...let's say...reminders, or more like clues. So instead of your first love being that person who was the one that was supposed to be your true love, it was a person introduced to you as a puzzle piece or character builder so you could meet the person that is more complete and is actually more suited for you. By following this idea of soulmates, its not about what you lost or could have had but flipping the script as the people in the beginning were helping you navigate to your destiny.
And if you are with someone who is your first love, do you feel a sense of wholeness, do you feel you complete? As if you bypassed all the clues and found your one.

2024-09-29 02:24:32

Night, Folks! Until tomorrow.

2024-09-29 01:10:32

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Tight or flowing

2024-09-29 00:39:54

Question for the Men:
When you think of Sundresses, what does the dress actually look like in your mind?

2024-09-28 22:25:13

:D I am thoroughly enjoying putting this newsletter together. I hope you giggle as much as I do when you see it.

2024-09-28 18:52:04

Pick:
1. Have the newsletter be easier to read but looks all off
OR
2. Have the newsletter look better but then you have to zoom in to read

2024-09-28 18:03:21

you make me happy.

2024-09-28 16:01:32

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@nprofile…anqt you got fans

2024-09-28 11:42:50

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Best I got right now
https://image.nostr.build/f370bdd8daea42f9ad774d10af206f4076913db233ff1e017892ae4de695a984.png

2024-09-28 11:40:33

Good morning, I might leave the house today. 😁

2024-09-28 11:39:06

Yes.
#nevent1q…rqyq

2024-09-27 16:17:42

If one of these elite nostrfluencers don't make this zap cooking newsletter trending, I'm going back to X to scount new popular people 😁🫡

2024-09-27 15:43:10

90% done with @nprofile…khmr October Newsletter
Submit your pieces to my DMs now or forever hold your own pizza slice
#foodstr

2024-09-27 07:53:26

Dear noobies: Iris was my first client that I was attached to and that worked for me for a long time...I look forward to the new stuff.
#nevent1q…5dkn

2024-09-27 07:04:26

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Nostr is built off of the FOSS model: Free and Open Source Software. It is expected that any work created within the Nostr ecosystem will fork from the original, whether it is code or how to successfully run a booth. We are expecting this to happen.
I understand when things start to take place and build momentum, it can be difficult to keep the team mentality and not let personal feelings intercept and divide the mission to build a decentralized protocol for the global community.
In Nostr, I hope we can all grow together, with support, mindfulness, and consideration for all parts of the tree, whether it is the roots, the trunk, or the branches.
Proof of work is our guiding light. Respecting that is important. As well as supporting people that can take the reigns and carry on the missions in their part of the world.
Let us move forward to accomplish this goal.
I wish you and your team the best, and I would like to see everything you put together.

2024-09-26 23:18:11

I beat @nprofile…p7e2 at something 😁
#nevent1q…r0p4

2024-09-26 20:53:47

Stop distracting me, I'm trying to organize @nprofile…khmr October newsletter

2024-09-26 19:33:20

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*bullshit

2024-09-26 19:14:48

I need a podcast host to bring on @nprofile…xv3n and @nprofile…9hu2 for a battle of the voices episode
Read off? Or that thing in school where the teacher made each student read a couple of lines? Or ASMR props?
Still toying with ideas. #asknostr

2024-09-26 15:20:09

@nprofile…9hu2 swooping in to take @nprofile…xv3n's place for best audiobook voice. 😜
Now we are getting somewhere on Nostr
The Annual Nostr Award ceremony is going to be fun.

2024-09-25 21:20:39

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I want pizza.

2024-09-25 19:00:42

if bitcoin was a scent to you, what scent would you imagine?
if nostr was a scent to you, what scent would you imagine?
#asknostr

2024-09-25 18:53:43

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since all the nerds gave me more nerd words, i just wrote it down on real life paper, and did what i had to do with my key signer lol

2024-09-25 18:42:01

MEOW!
#nevent1q…yy9p

2024-09-25 18:12:31

out of curiosity, if the zap.store app says to update amber, you have to backup your keys, but you thought that was your backup, where do you backup when your backup needs a backup #asknostr

2024-09-25 13:40:26

Good morning 💐 I hope you have a blessed day.

2024-09-25 01:51:57

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AMEN

2024-09-25 01:51:00

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i will share some of my coolness

2024-09-25 01:00:14

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Ol' Man Seth :D

2024-09-24 23:50:15

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Wear a Nostr T-shirt the entire time

2024-09-24 22:23:09

Xo
#nevent1q…ukju

2024-09-24 22:19:58

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i see it when i am on primal

2024-09-24 21:27:51

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i enter the bunker line from amber and try to hit enter but nothing happens

2024-09-24 21:12:17

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does it work with amber?

2024-09-24 21:09:51

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dont worry, we know :P

2024-09-24 21:08:45

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you got android?

2024-09-24 20:52:02

ask not what nostr can do for you, ask what you can do for nostr

2024-09-24 20:40:17

GM! @nprofile…qnju stats

2024-09-24 20:33:49

@nprofile…qnju stats

2024-09-24 20:30:54

@nprofile…qnju stats GM
#nevent1q…pvrm

2024-09-24 19:22:35

NSFW
#nevent1q…grrp

2024-09-24 19:11:17

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I feel very manly today, ty vm

2024-09-24 18:37:42

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Purrrr

2024-09-24 11:54:19

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GM, johnny, haven't seen you in a bit. 🫂☕

2024-09-24 11:53:58

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GM, Maria ☕🌞

2024-09-24 11:49:16

GM, I hope you all have a winning day. 🫂

2024-09-23 23:16:22

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i will give you the first two lines and see if you are a psychopath:
Psychopaths are social predators who charm, manipulate, and ruthlessly plow their way through life, leaving a broad trail of broken hearts, shattered expectations, and empty wallets. Completely lacking in conscience and in feelings for others, they selfishly take what they want and do as they please, violating social norms and expectations without the slightest sense of guilt or regret.

2024-09-23 21:24:23

My book just arrived. Gonna find out which of you is a psychopath
https://image.nostr.build/3599d9a07cb71772100751776335da0d54b81d7c0dc73331f2830355b0408dbd.jpg

2024-09-23 17:28:49

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Amethyst?

2024-09-23 14:41:24

I love nerd talk early in the day.
#nevent1q…n0zv

2024-09-23 13:58:18

No one: What is the first thing you did on the day you were supposed to work, now that you have no office job?
Me: Made ham n cheese egg flowers to go with my coffee.
#foodstr

2024-09-23 13:51:01

Keto Flower Test (please fix this recipe if you care to do so)
1. Cut Circles out of Egg Wrap
https://image.nostr.build/fa999a9637ab016a5e9ebda7ed7b4ac6001e3194c403f045b8598a63e9cd806c.jpg
2. Line Circles
https://image.nostr.build/6e7149613ac85dfe582b0bcb8fd36f6bf830867d2e1be8c127c7de48fe91810e.jpg
3. Add Filling
https://image.nostr.build/a7c93955a0ded10da31c4a4e9f5a3fddcb1bc94708de911f7f2baaa49c5af5c4.jpg
4. Fold Circles (I had to smoosh it for it to stay) and Roll from One End (I couldn't take a picture because I had to hold it closed, hard to manage, it also was tearing as I was rolling)
https://image.nostr.build/04c106e10f60b1dd054c2d1575821bbce4ca7987f57d5fce975e01158c985ce2.jpg
5. Place in Steamer Basket (I used a microwave version, 3 minute cooking time)
https://image.nostr.build/3faf2fe3fbab7f1fba508a4591cd29d6dcc13d6eebf5ac727284fab34f7ae9c5.jpg
6. Serve
https://image.nostr.build/b375a577859531fafaf54c4b47bf7fb402a7a1a1539dc64d455654aca3fe3ee1.jpg
#foodstr #zapcooking

2024-09-23 11:36:21

So you literally have to mute: https://nostr.fmt.wiz.biz/
And it goes away? Can't clients add that

2024-09-23 02:07:35

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very 🧐

2024-09-23 00:26:32

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i have a moto g

2024-09-22 13:36:47

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It's gonna get wild, put on your seatbelts for this ride!! 😁

2024-09-22 13:30:58

Did a bot respond to me with text AND a photo? #asknostr are we getting more advanced with our bots?

2024-09-22 13:16:02

Take Two on TRASH DINER BREAKFAST
Sunny Side Eggs, Bacon, Ground Hot Italian Sausage, and Cheese Bowl
The first one had ham instead of sausage.
https://image.nostr.build/b11003554beb06218eb7282ac055d267b53a58300d81835d79829f3b8f944d63.jpg
#foodstr

2024-09-20 15:02:52

I'm calling this: TRASH DINER BREAKFAST
https://image.nostr.build/c4d4d63ca7d4900e839eb2c958e133c5982952d73f3c70576148ece7ef29d4eb.jpg
#foodstr

2024-09-20 11:10:44

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Aw xo 💖🫂☺️

2024-09-20 11:09:36

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Hahaha yeah I went global and that was slow too... A collective break, probably everyone all coming down from the high from the day before. Lol 😂

2024-09-20 03:27:56

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I was wondering why it was unusually slow right now

2024-09-20 02:31:39

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purrrrr xo

2024-09-19 23:17:19

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Penis butter?

2024-09-19 18:44:42

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Wish you luck!

2024-09-19 18:39:46

Had the last talk with the boss
Boss: I want to thank you. Tomorrow is your last day?
Me: yes
Boss: I want to thank you and I hope you find something that makes you happy.
Me: *getting all weird* No, THANK YOU! I need something more challenging. *me in my head saying why did I say that, you want something more creative*
*Exchanges smiles with each other*
Breakups should be more respectful. Next Chapter!

2024-09-19 13:17:55

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damn, got me thinking i need to up my writing game

2024-09-19 13:09:05

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Hey, did you chatgpt that short story 🤔

2024-09-19 13:07:41

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You made it.

2024-09-19 12:13:58

Short Story Shower Thoughts:
A man and a woman were sitting at the bar. The evening was filled with conversation and laughter. The drinks were endless, and their intimacy and desires started to build up.
The man leans and whispers into her ear, "I'm madly in love with you."
She whispers gently, "don't love me with your addiction."
(Rough Draft)

2024-09-19 11:35:11

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Of course it's all performative, if you listen to the end of his walk through, he said he was heading to another location. I am more amused and also curious to see if pubkey gets more Bitcoin interest. After getting all this exposure. They were already getting bad reviews afterwards, pouring in. My question is did this help or hurt pubkey?

2024-09-19 01:51:10

That pubkey video has a quarter of a million views already

2024-09-18 23:55:57

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omg
omg
night, IB

2024-09-18 23:55:21

I am going to call it early tonight. This day has been absolutely breathtaking beautiful. I feel very blessed. I absolutely adore you, nostr. xo GN, Moon.
https://media.tenor.com/3SOReWFqWbEAAAAC/buenas-noches.gif

2024-09-18 23:53:51

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Free will.

2024-09-18 23:51:42

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Just change your name to Idiot_Beave then :D

2024-09-18 22:56:59

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thats a great question

2024-09-18 19:22:23

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Gotta make some bucks. I wish we can print Walker's Jack music album on a tshirt and sell that at nostr events. All proceeds will go to devs.

2024-09-18 19:20:39

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They can have the hair for $49.99

2024-09-18 19:15:18

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for $9.99 he will send you a bag of his