Laeserin

Dev account is Silberengel.

The beta version of the Alexandria library:
https://next-alexandria.gitcitadel.eu/about

Our project homepage is: https://gitcitadel.com
Join our relay: https://theforest.nostr1.com/
Our Lightning wallet is: https://getalby.com/p/gitcitadel

Public Key

npub1m4ny6hjqzepn4rxknuq94c2gpqzr29ufkkw7ttcxyak7v43n6vvsajc2jl

NIP-05 Address

laeserin@theforest.nostr1.com

NIP-57 Address

gitcitadel@getalby.com

Profile Code

nprofile1qqsd6ejdteqpvse63ntf7qz6u9yqspp4z7ymt8094urzwm0x2ceaxxgpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejszynhwden5te0wahhgtn4w3ux7tn0dejs4tygck

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nostr.wine

wot.utxo.one

nos.lol

Author Public Key

npub1m4ny6hjqzepn4rxknuq94c2gpqzr29ufkkw7ttcxyak7v43n6vvsajc2jl

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Last Notes

2025-04-07 14:18:51

WoT scamming, botfluencing, and trendlist maximizing.
This is why we can't have nice things.
#nevent1q…nut3

2025-04-07 10:29:47

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That's actually a lot, around here. I just checked, and I'm averaging about 280 sats/day, the last two weeks.

2025-04-06 20:31:05

#wandern #hiking #DACH
https://i.nostr.build/dmxDiug3X8hh7htv.jpg
https://i.nostr.build/l3WofkdOBRqRCEBo.jpg
https://i.nostr.build/OiNCu3I98ZfAnK4W.jpg
https://i.nostr.build/Vmqn59pi4BRZwvnm.jpg
https://i.nostr.build/lMLxsuNVebJPmemV.jpg
https://i.nostr.build/ifuTTVbtJ3qvgCie.png

2025-04-02 19:14:13

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I liked the idea of essentially running a spam filter backward. Instead of marking things 💩, you 🌟 things, and it adjusts your filter.
Kind of like @npub1utx…50e8 algo, but with the addition of examples, to the set of rules.

2025-04-02 06:08:23

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That is out of principle.

2025-04-01 19:19:03

I know they're printing crazy amounts of money, to stave off the inflation, but that will just crowd out private investment and cause the economy to run even colder, not hotter, overall. Expect asset and consumer goods/services prices to go down 📉, as the "Strohfeuer" (straw fire 🔥) they are igniting quickly burns out.
You cannot solve a collapsing economy and a shrinking, aging, lazy demographic of people who don't breed and can't read, by throwing more money at it. That money has nowhere to go.
#economics
#nevent1q…dsly

2025-04-01 19:06:43

SPD wants to raise the top income tax rate to an eye-watering 47%, while taking on massive amounts of government debt and destroying the economy, and -- in completely and utterly unrelated news -- the AfD is now polling only 1% lower than the CDU/CSU, tendency rising.
https://i.nostr.build/lTHryXbKLNQeAGZB.png
https://www.welt.de/politik/deutschland/article255839266/Umfrage-Schock-fuer-die-Union-CDU-CSU-nur-noch-einen-Prozentpunkt-vor-der-AfD.html

2025-04-01 18:44:16

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https://i.nostr.build/rdaAwmOu3eM1drkk.jpg

2025-04-01 13:27:25

About ze smartbot invasion... a poll!
https://pollerama.fun/respond/d94eb5a46713516f9334d2184ebc4e2e6bffc84af34ca6d7af88b10daee98787

2025-04-01 11:52:51

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I think it's more a lack of pattern recognition.

2025-04-01 11:41:47

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You tagged him. 😂

2025-03-30 16:50:30

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And it's giving rise to tiresome, pretentious lunch-table tyrants. Everyone obsessing over the follows of their follows like
https://media.tenor.com/CCZGxdtuC68AAAAC/riverdale-cheryl-blossom.gif

2025-03-30 16:40:44

#WoT relays based upon follows are turning Nostr into a gigantic circle-jerk.

2025-03-30 16:33:10

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Yo, I'm fine with that. 🤙 Ya gotta do, whatcha gotta do.
Following feeds dark, totalitarian impulses, but I'm a very respectable, recovering anarchist.
I don't do follows, I don't do Facebook, and, no, you can not reach me on WhatsApp.
If your WoT is too retarded to figure out who I trust and who I don't, then you should send your dev back to the drawing board, because the 1990s called and they want their algo back.

2025-03-30 15:57:40

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Yeah, had to buy more GB last month, as well. Brutal.

2025-03-30 15:43:01

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Here's a good one to block @npub1l5s…gx9z

2025-03-30 15:26:32

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I think the people shouting about it are using other socials for their non-Bitcoin needs.

2025-03-30 15:14:17

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2025-03-30 15:06:28

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It's funny, how fast you get used to a system never going down.

2025-03-30 14:11:11

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We used to do that with scientific journals and it was fascinating. Clump related event-networks and then make them brighter or dimmer, according to their activity level.

2025-03-30 08:49:25

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No, I switched to a Snow White edition. Your profile data is lagging behind.

2025-03-30 08:43:29

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Yeah, that's what ORMs are for.

2025-03-30 08:40:58

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Because it's documentation in a central registry.

2025-03-30 08:01:28

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@npub1qdj…fqm7 have you seen this? 👀

2025-03-30 07:54:18

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The idea comes from @npub1fjq…leku and I thought it was brilliant and immediately added it to my Sybil-created events.
Have a single-letter tag means you can filter for it, on the relay, in stages.

2025-03-30 07:52:03

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Not yet. Would be good for the wiki, so that people can fork and add their own stuff.

2025-03-30 06:13:23

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Yeah, and we have relays and filters and etc., people act like this stuff is hard.
I see lists as useful for some subset of would-be follows, maybe, (although relationships would be more useful), but basing everyone's feed on follows is archaic.

2025-03-30 06:10:33

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We are permissionless, so the client dev can define what he'll tolerate, for himself.
Our clients include "m" and "M" tags, in addition to tags, and we can filter for those. They're more useful than kinds, without breaking from normal Internet standards.
https://wikistr.com/nkbip-06*dd664d5e4016433a8cd69f005ae1480804351789b59de5af06276de65633d319

2025-03-30 05:14:04

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I thought this was an April Fools joke, but one day early, but he sold it to himself. 😂

2025-03-30 05:10:58

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Okay, just did so in a DM. Tell me, if you can find it.

2025-03-29 06:23:03

☀️ Guten Morgen, Deutschland.
Wir reisen 🚘 🚂 🚣‍♀️ ✈️ 🚎 🚴‍♀️ nach Berlin 🌆 !!
#nevent1q…kcjk

2025-03-28 22:59:38

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He wrote Song.

2025-03-28 22:56:09

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Like, "warlock" literally means "male witch or sorcerer".
I haven't played DnD since the 80s, but I don't remember it only being stuff like "warlock" or "monk", but I guess it was. 🤷‍♀️
I opened it up, saw that it was meant for men, and closed it, again.

2025-03-28 22:46:40

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Maybe it's my German-language background, but they all have male-sounding descriptions.

2025-03-28 22:45:53

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They all sound male, to me.

2025-03-28 18:05:13

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Couldn't you just assign people agents, or something, and track that way? Have a limit, per agent, and then throttle after that? Just make it part of a premium offering.

2025-03-28 12:26:57

Your vacation planning update. #DACH 💜
#nevent1q…a6q9

2025-03-27 20:15:00

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OMG that's hilarious. 😂

2025-03-27 19:37:13

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Yeah, I was laughing, when I posted it, as an African-American Snow White is just all kinds of wrong, but everyone was like
But... hold up... hear me out. 🤔

2025-03-26 12:28:46

This post really hit a nerve, with me, as #GitCitadel is actually a bunch of people who came to Nostr originally to use it, and ended up building a team to solve problems we were having with it. Like
* vaporware,
* disappearing devs,
* ugly, buggy, inefficient apps,
* spammy/gross relays,
* lack of high-quality content,
* Bitcoin-only feeds,
* irritating focus on follow lists and influencers, etc.
I think developers building solutions to solve problems they are personally frustrated with, is the most-powerful project model.
User built. User funded. User tested. User marketed.
Low time-preference, grass-roots development.
#nevent1q…yeyv

2025-03-26 12:15:10

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Make sure you also allow the nostr:naddrs to be directly addressable in the URL. That's something that's still missing in Alex and it drives me nuts.

2025-03-26 12:00:03

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Because they're working on Chachi and Olas, now.

2025-03-26 10:47:05

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I just use the browser, but it works as a PWA, as well, I think.

2025-03-26 09:56:38

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Necessity is the mother of invention. I needed it built, so you built it, and now it exists. 🤷‍♀️

2025-03-26 09:54:36

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I use web clients on mobile.

2025-03-25 19:21:48

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There are liberal, orthodox, and trad Catholics. He and I are talking about the same men. He's complaining that some of them aren't hardcore enough. Whatever. Troll.

2025-03-25 18:50:05

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I know some trad men who use corporeal punishment on their wives, so I'm also not sure.

2025-03-25 18:48:16

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Yeah, I have a private relay and I administer wss://theforest.nostr1.com

2025-03-25 18:23:00

Trad men are Catholic men who attend the Traditional Latin Mass.
Has nothing to do with being cruel to your wife.
Geez.

2025-03-25 17:17:33

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The notifications and feed are currently a hot mess of missing messages.

2025-03-25 17:06:52

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I was assuming he meant Catholic. Like TLM.

2025-03-25 15:21:18

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Best off talking to the PO about it. @npub1wqf…qsyn

2025-03-24 16:56:26

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Yo, man, we're headed up north, this time. You got some time for us?

2025-03-24 13:36:59

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Marriage is good for the adults, too.
The Bible is clear that God hates divorce. Divorce is always a tragedy, and I don't know of any Christian denomination that doesn't agree with that.

2025-03-24 12:55:17

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We like to get a feel for approximately how many people will be attending, either during the coworking/workshop session (circa 10:00 to 18:00) and/or the dinner out (circa 18:30 to 22:00), as we need to make reservations. So, it helps a lot, if we know, ahead of time, if someone is planning to attend.
We also usually need to pay for the coworking space, snacks, drinks, etc. (depending upon what the space is, they all have different reservation rules) and that will be split up amongst the attendees, with half paid in advance and the second half paid there. In Lightning or Euros.

2025-03-24 12:36:39

GM #DACH Nostriches
#PurpleKonnektiv is heading to Berlin! 🚀
#nevent1q…q79r

2025-03-24 10:38:42

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I remember talking to some of them about that, back in the day, and they were surprised how horrified it made me, but there's nothing in Catholicism that demands you try to knock your wife up, every year, like you're in some sort of reproductive competition.
Being open to life doesn't mean she's constantly pregnant.

2025-03-24 10:30:17

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Also, remember all the Manosphere guys all excited about that fertility cult, a while back? Quiverful or whatnot?
Yeah, that was pretty gross, but typical for their mentality.

2025-03-24 08:00:18

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Because they conflate their local customs with Christianity.

2025-03-23 21:11:28

He's not completely wrong, but he's probably a real jerk. I'm conflicted. 🤔
https://i.nostr.build/87kRREsPJ1Jj7IhB.png
https://www.threads.net/@laurenscomedystuff/post/DHi7QiYJXpl/some-men-are-no-longer-pretending-they-want-equality-they-want-obediencei-just-h

2025-03-23 17:30:56

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I met your AABB and raised you a Limerick, sir.

2025-03-23 17:27:26

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I ruminate I shall have to pass,
As your poem strikes me, alas,
Tis the sort of thing to bring
From men who can't sing,
And it's making you look quite the ass.

2025-03-23 11:24:14

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Yes, virtuous men are extremely intimidating because you can't easily shake them or bend them to your will. They seem like a force unto themselves, which is why even one of them can have such a massive impact.
Just as the most-virtuous woman is the quintessence of femininity, with -- as you point out -- her own inner strength. The virtues are the same, for both sexes, but they look different, depending upon the environment the person is in, including their own body.
One of the things that, I believe, defines female strength, is the humility of submitting to the limitations and possibilities of their own body, and to a man or men greater than themselves, including Christ. Since they overcome pride, through this.

2025-03-23 06:05:10

Women are attracted to men they find intimidating.
Crazy women are attracted to men they find scary.

2025-03-22 16:16:42

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I was thinking, people could buy users and ask them to be added to a sponsored-user pool, or something. We have devs who are students, apprentices, or come from countries where $50 is a lot of money, so it would be nice if there were some cross-financing.
Like @npub176g…q836 could "donate" his user, since he isn't going to use it. He would get the Lightning invoice, but someone else could get the server space.
Seems like a Christian-y, non-creepy way of offering some free server space to particular people we know.
And it would help out GitCitadel, by further lowering our overall cost basis.

2025-03-22 16:04:32

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No, you won't. You'll slap down one year and offer to sponsor our local IT apprentice @nprofile…xj27 . 😁
If he's interested, that is. You down with that, Ingwie?

2025-03-22 05:51:27

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Yes, a real document wiki. With kind 1111 comments and highlights. 🤩

2025-03-22 05:28:16

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Same difference, really. 😂

2025-03-22 05:21:56

GM ☀️
Okay, the current sign-up list, for the public git server is:
@npub1l5s…gx9z
@npub1wqf…qsyn
@npub1qdj…fqm7
@npub107j…ncxg
@npub18pu…a699
@npub15pr…5uyf
@npub1636…qpl4
@npub1use…k5ks
@npub1fjq…leku
@npub15qy…yejr
@npub176g…q836
@npub14ag…dadk
@npub1a6w…0tyc
Last call today, and then @npub1qdj…fqm7 gets a task ticket from me, to start pricing out possible setups.

2025-03-21 21:05:56

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Berlin Llama?

2025-03-21 20:39:31

I CAN BRAID MY HAIR! 🥳

2025-03-21 17:13:34

In case, you missed it.
#nevent1q…vsjp

2025-03-21 16:56:47

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😂
But, like, if you can figure out what she wants to eat and suggest it, on the first try, she'll be like OMG HE TOTALLY UNDERSTANDS ME WE ARE SOULMATES.

2025-03-21 16:50:09

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Their selfies:
https://i.nostr.build/idHGGuEi2YOz0t3Z.png
My selfies:
https://d3d00swyhr67nd.cloudfront.net/_source/artuk_stories/vincent-van-gogh-1853-1890-self-portrait-with-straw-hat-august-september-1887-detroit-institute-of-arts-city-of-detroit-purchase-725px-1.jpg
That is why I will only ever display my right ear, going forward.

2025-03-21 16:26:28

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Hmm. Women who grow up being well-liked and being told that they're attractive... don't learn to code.

2025-03-21 16:17:25

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They do it with clothes models, as well.

2025-03-21 16:14:08

I'm in the rather odd position of posting self-portraits into a feed containing (white and Asian) women half my age, who are much thinner and better-looking than I am. A few of them have all of their clothes on (usually), and a subset of them are even real.
Sometimes I wonder, if I'm annoying everyone with this odd spergy habit (probably), or if the sort of unapologetic realism of a countenance only an artist could love adds some greater depth of humanity to your feed, that otherwise is full of perfect people doing perfect things in perfect places.
I don't know.
And I'm too autistic to really care.
So, here's another one.
https://i.nostr.build/xBbhKGjpBROlGzfx.png

2025-03-21 13:04:41

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Less so, for Nostr, than for most social media.

2025-03-21 12:49:11

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Women like tall men with wide shoulders and backs, narrow hips, and strong legs. They like muscular men, but aren't as obsessed with big, bulging muscles, as men themselves are.
They prefer faces that tend masculine, but not overly so. They are generally flexible about coloring and ethnicity, but will be obsessed with one type of man (the one she is with or wants to be with), but they adapt quickly and switch type, when the opportunity arises. This seems to be a genetic artefact of bride-stealing and war capture, and underlies Stockholm Syndrom (which is just women adapting to their circumstances, rather than a mental disorder).
They are turned on by aggressive, slightly frightening men (but not creepy ones; difficult to discern the difference), but don't like to keep them around for long because they get tired of being scared all the time and worry that he'll shake the baby and sleep around. (He will.)
They like witty, wealthy, intelligent men (but I repeat myself) and are disgusted by anything craven or overly emotive.
They like being "allowed" to work, if they want to, but sometimes chafe at "having" to work, as they usually consider that his job.
They want him to lead, by making all the important decisions, so long as she agrees with those decisions.
Women are complicated.

2025-03-21 09:41:25

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Yeah, I mean normal pictures of kids. Not nekked stuff, like in their adult videos.

2025-03-21 09:30:13

Kinda strange seeing all of these people prancing and posing, half-naked and oiled-up, in videos taken in glamorous or nature-y places, trying to impress me with the awesome, amazing stuff their bodies can do.
I'd be more impressed by pictures of their kids.

2025-03-20 18:06:02

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Well, yeah, that too. 😅
ugh

2025-03-20 18:05:12

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Yeah, I dunno. I especially don't feel comfortable, not knowing where the info is going to show up. Don't need them plastering my full name and address on their web page, or something, so that I end up getting stalkers or my ex shows up at my house, or something.
You have no idea what they're going to do with that information, after all. Or how they store it. Everyone hamsters this data and then the intern forgets the USB stick on the train or some shit.

2025-03-20 16:54:20

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Yeah, it's kind of a dull utility, but it'd be a useful bridge and open up some more use cases and simplified onboarding workflows.

2025-03-20 12:34:47

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This is always the way it is, with gitstuff. 🤷‍♀️
I was trying to get people to use GitWorkshop.dev before, as we use that, and I helped test it and stuff, but it's like pulling teeth. Everyone's like... nah, prefer GitHub.
https://media.tenor.com/uRsOwDeA2j8AAAAC/hot-out.gif

2025-03-20 12:14:39

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Also, anyone on this list, who doesn't want to be on it?

2025-03-20 12:11:39

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Cloudfodder all "Google it, bro."

2025-03-20 11:47:44

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I think, so far it's:
@npub1l5s…gx9z (me 😁)
@npub1wqf…qsyn
@npub1qdj…fqm7
@npub107j…ncxg
@npub18pu…a699
@npub15pr…5uyf
@npub1636…qpl4
@npub1use…k5ks
@npub1zmc…7f60 ?
@npub1fjq…leku ?
@npub15qy…yejr ?
Anyone else?

2025-03-20 09:47:37

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If clients know you have a local relay and a relay has implemented the "only event IDs" query, then the client could just pull all of the IDs from the remote relay, compare to the local one, and each other, and then only pull one copy of the events that are missing, right?
Wouldn't that cut down on bandwidth, with only a minimal delay? #OnlyDeltas
Or am I missing something obvious?

2025-03-20 09:18:03

Still looking for more people who might be interested in a Lightning-paid, publically-reachable gitserver on a fast cloud machine. We'd also co-host some Nostr-Gitstuff apps, APIs, and websites.
As a collaboration area and a storage space for your repo, in addition to (or instead of) GitHub, Codeberg, etc. and/or your local instance. (We're not planning on including CI, at least not in the base price, as that gets expensive fast.)
#nevent1q…zfs5

2025-03-19 15:07:29

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A thread is a linked list. An index is an ordered list.

2025-03-19 12:27:39

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I think your first number is also MB, right? Alexandria is in the 4 MB range and our website is 16 MB. Njump is 33 MB.
Seems like circa 10-50 MB per repo, would be simplest to measure.

2025-03-19 10:35:18

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I was thinking that this could be something tied into the Awesome Nostr page.

2025-03-19 08:05:37

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Also need to be able to open up each blog entry, in isolation, like so:
https://next-alexandria.gitcitadel.eu/publication?d=the-gitcitadel-blog-the-great-repo-migration-1-by-stella-v-1

2025-03-19 08:02:26

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@npub1636…qpl4 has been ruminating on how to make blog-type styling more distinct (perhaps with a date, entries shortened with [...Read the entire thing.] at the end, and with highlights appearing after each entry, rather than on the side, or with kind 1111 replies to each entry, rather than only to the entire publication).
At any rate, would be cool to display them like a Wordpress page, or something. 🤔 And to be able to edit them by inserted a new section, rather than reprinting the entire publication.

2025-03-19 07:52:36

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I suppose that this is the marketing cardinal sin, that @npub180c…h6w6 was writing about, yesterday. Nostr products are too often aimed *people on Nostr*, but that is actually a miniscule subset of the global userbase, and it's one generally uninterested in anything other than zapping and tweeting. That's why products that do things other than zapping and tweeting tend to get little publicity, on here.
We should be designing products that appeal to larger swathes of the potential userbase, including almost all humans on the planet, who have never heard of Nostr and don't care about it. They just want to do XYZ and are looking for a tool, for that purpose. They are not looking for a Nostr tool. And most Nostriches aren't looking for a tool, for that purpose. So, we need to market to the XYZ people, directly, with some Nostriches also falling into that category. This is a distinction with a difference.

2025-03-19 07:33:05

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I wrote a blog post about it.
https://next-alexandria.gitcitadel.eu/publication?d=the-gitcitadel-blog-by-stella-v-1
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/3c/61/cc/3c61ccb4e98d862630ef4cd482635d09.jpg
#naddr1qq…v2wp

2025-03-19 05:14:27

Hmmm. 🤔 This didn't really gain any traction and it would be real work and cost real money, so nevermind.
Y'all must really like GitHub.
#nevent1q…6whw

2025-03-18 21:33:15

Men complain about most women not being against mass immigration, or unwilling to support mass-deportations, but
1) borders are a question of national defense and that's not our job
2) women are supposed to be naive, do-gooders; that's part of our charm
3) many of us stopped leaving the house years ago
4) the men we personally know are the most-likely to rape us, and most of us only know local guys.

2025-03-18 20:55:00

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I'm writing with Nostrudel, reading with Coracle, and checking notifications on Jumble. 🙄