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OK, I am really stuck and will put up a 90,000 sats bounty for anyone who can help.
I have an Umbrel and am trying to self-host my own Lightning Network wallet that I can zap to/from on Nostr using my own vanity address. via NWC.
Feels like when I get one thing going, I break another thing...right now I'm having a hard time generating the Pay Links on LNBits.
If anyone can help me get this setup, I'll zap you 90K sats.
My only hard requirement is that I want to do this synchronously, so you'd need to be willing to hop on a Zoom-type session. Also I'm English-speaking, so kindly ask you be fluent in English. 😃
Even if this isn't something you can't do, would kindly appreciate any reposts for reach. 🙏
#asknostr #grownostr #bitcoin #btc

2025-04-04 02:45:50

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Muted ‘em

2025-04-02 15:53:17

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Yep, it’s something I’d probably be operating on a loss on. 🤣 But it’s cool, I see it more as a public good promotional tool.

2025-04-02 14:18:19

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Gm! How are you BTCPG?

2025-04-02 14:17:57

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Gm! How are you?

2025-04-02 14:16:23

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GM Dave! ☕️

2025-04-02 14:14:24

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Love this! Thanks for sharing!
I think way too many people are blindly going this route without fully understanding what multisig without fully understanding its implications or what it really even is.
Truth is, many people who think they need multisig really don’t…they just need to have their seed phrase stored in multiple secure safe spots for redundancy.

2025-04-01 18:58:09

I suppose there could be client support for it, but it’d be a bit misleading.
#grownostr #nostr #memes #memestr
https://image.nostr.build/8dd2d13d79527e4073ccbcf095ec14d96e6b490817e2a1871c8b1083138ddc42.jpg

2025-04-01 12:16:56

Gm #nostr nation!
Have an amazing day y’all!
#gm #coffeechain #coffee
https://image.nostr.build/c5fc3b3f504208f3269069e496d344b395c6115571482a1e2ec3f74aedbff01d.jpg

2025-04-01 03:06:16

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Would love to see it next to the Enterprise

2025-03-31 22:54:08

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I’ve said it all day along…the persona of an early Bitcoiner is high intent 💯

2025-03-31 22:48:11

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It’s interesting you mention that…we normally have some in the house but ran out like 3 days ago. Gotta refill!

2025-03-31 18:06:52

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Definitely an asymmetric information issue

2025-03-31 13:42:07

Gm #nostr! Have an amazing day!
#gm #coffeechain #plebchain
https://image.nostr.build/c5fc3b3f504208f3269069e496d344b395c6115571482a1e2ec3f74aedbff01d.jpg

2025-03-31 00:23:19

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My kids also like to ASK me, haha

2025-03-30 15:13:18

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It’s not even Nostr v AT Protocol.
Nostr is trailing Farcaster and the gulf is widening. That’s the first boss to get to.

2025-03-30 13:34:46

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I don’t buy Bitcoin.
I sell dollars.

2025-03-30 13:16:19

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Now that you mention it, maybe not since 2021 or 2022?

2025-03-30 13:11:18

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Thanks Dave! Have a great day! ☀️

2025-03-30 12:05:21

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Sounds like you got a lot going on in the homestead!
Gm Maria! ☕️

2025-03-30 12:01:50

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Stay weird! 🤣🤙

2025-03-30 11:48:06

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Gm Jay! ☕️

2025-03-30 11:42:13

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You too!

2025-03-30 10:56:56

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Wild

2025-03-30 10:55:01

Gm #nostr nation! Make it a great day!
#gm #coffeechain #coffee
https://image.nostr.build/c5fc3b3f504208f3269069e496d344b395c6115571482a1e2ec3f74aedbff01d.jpg

2025-03-30 10:52:23

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Not a cat person, but I have to admit that it’s a damn good idea

2025-03-30 04:33:04

She had it coming. 🤣
#memes #memestr #nostr #cats #catstr
https://image.nostr.build/0b403c87220e55177622438c8a2569259479904952cbcddc8156ea4011a4c2be.jpg

2025-03-30 04:10:40

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Rock on! 🤘
https://image.nostr.build/b5b8d6f58d251dbf58b0c1f0589dfc134abedf3d8345b22ccbf9e5323a2c11ac.jpg

2025-03-30 03:41:43

Who’s with me?
https://image.nostr.build/9cad2438e4f62944fe8ae5f6cf31408f89bcf5fea669ebc33d49f925ab2cdf69.jpg

2025-03-30 03:03:34

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A. I mean, whenever you have an opportunity to show something to others and engage, always take it. You never if that opportunity will be around tomorrow.

2025-03-30 02:16:03

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Yes, exactly 🤣🤣🤣.
Vanity first, function second

2025-03-30 01:15:04

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TIL

2025-03-30 01:00:58

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People dunking on pineapple pizza have no idea what they’re missing
Kinda of reminds me of nocoiners, tbh 🤣

2025-03-29 23:46:00

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ZK-proofs 👀

2025-03-29 23:02:51

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Snakes in a pane…I see what they did there 🤣

2025-03-29 23:00:06

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Gn Dan!
https://image.nostr.build/0c49c814d7cd0640b987ae96715d264378ad8047f7dce4717a16cc7a08d033ea.jpg

2025-03-29 22:08:23

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Most definitely they are not, haha

2025-03-29 22:08:02

If there is a god, please, please, please bring this back!
I remember it tasting soooo good!
#food #foodstr #retro #nostalgia #90s #icecream
https://video.nostr.build/49d03ad537c8fb329cb5d0d00615b78ff39bdf6d24da1ae4876e09c14dc69566.mp4

2025-03-29 19:57:25

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Looks refined! Nice work!

2025-03-29 19:53:05

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Thank you!’ 🤜🤛

2025-03-29 19:51:10

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Thanks man!! You’re actually the first person to notice it and compliment on it!
I’m new here and trying to immerse myself into the culture and learn. Got my Umbrel, BTC Node, Lightning Node, and my own relay.
Next up is changing my LN to tapping into that domain. 🫡

2025-03-29 19:45:54

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Is this in production?

2025-03-29 18:25:10

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Happy to help. I actually have some expertise in this area.

2025-03-29 18:05:21

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Just LN

2025-03-29 18:02:40

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Well, unless if you’re running your own node, you don’t truly own your wallet anyway. So yeah, the 𝕏 one is custodial like most of the wallets here are, but you could always command the agent to transfer it to a wallet you custody when you’re ready/if you’re ready.

2025-03-29 17:56:33

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Tried to zap you, btw, but it wouldn’t go through :)

2025-03-29 17:55:43

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It wouldn’t be issued by X.

2025-03-29 17:53:05

It would be theoretically possible to issue everyone on 𝕏 a Lightning Wallet permissionlessly just the same way Bankr did for Ethereum.
One can also make an agent that would facilitate zaps.
Would this be a good thing for the LN ecosystem? Or is it straying away from some ideals/principles?
#asknostr #bitcoin #lightning #nostr
https://image.nostr.build/8893e36e228ba8557aaf5c339d32002ed10be5a862c5f690b647f366e2a6ae91.jpg

2025-03-29 17:37:49

This is wild!
#note1yhp…ejyj

2025-03-29 16:07:50

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Agree
https://image.nostr.build/265293ec9681afa77e74755923f41d346724de54abc07f4960702f50c10afbac.jpg

2025-03-29 15:45:33

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And thanks for the reply. I would have loved to zap you but it seems like you’re politely declining :)

2025-03-29 14:28:58

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Sorry, I meant filter out replies to people you follow. My toddler has my attention split. 🤣

2025-03-29 14:27:53

I’ve noticed some people I reply to never acknowledge them or reply to them.
We share much of the same relays, so I don’t think that is an issue? I see they also reply to some other folks on the thread, so I don’t think it’s a cross-poster issue.
Is there any other potential technical reason they might not be replying? Do some clients filter out replies to only show people you reply to?
Btw, this isn’t a gripe — I do realize and appreciate nobody owes me their attention. I’m just trying to make sure there aren’t any technical blind spots I’m overlooking.
#asknostr #grownostr #nostr

2025-03-29 13:36:37

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How about using a wood stove to brew your coffee 🤔

2025-03-29 12:56:18

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Safe travels 🛟

2025-03-29 12:53:44

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Maybe one day we can co-host a Davecon to unite and bring together all the Dave’s across the world.
🇺🇸 over here. 🫡

2025-03-29 12:50:11

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Love that one? I think it was actually the first one I saw and got me down the 007 rabbit hole.

2025-03-29 12:48:48

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Gm Sara Dragon! How’s everything going in the kingdom? 🐲

2025-03-29 12:46:25

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Gm BTCPG! 🧡 how’s your day been?

2025-03-29 11:32:07

After being added to the #hellthread, I can’t say there isn’t enough going on here. 🤣

2025-03-29 11:14:08

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Gm, Bullish! How are you?

2025-03-29 10:39:51

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Feels like I live in the wrong part of the world

2025-03-29 03:38:36

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Stupid question: what’s a hell thread?

2025-03-29 03:28:38

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Same same

2025-03-29 03:10:04

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Elon would love to offload it, if he could

2025-03-29 01:25:19

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Chat, is this true??

2025-03-29 00:36:10

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Ah, I see!
https://image.nostr.build/e10c9975f0368825dac3299e601304c1cf2016e34bb3b865eb657f805a566012.jpg

2025-03-29 00:31:47

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Ain’t no way, Ferris!
https://image.nostr.build/e10c9975f0368825dac3299e601304c1cf2016e34bb3b865eb657f805a566012.jpg

2025-03-28 20:18:06

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Get a new wallet

2025-03-28 16:39:43

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Happy Friday!

2025-03-28 14:52:42

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We got the short end of the stick on that one, but I gotta give it to the Bulls on that one

2025-03-28 03:35:30

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Couldn’t agree more

2025-03-28 02:54:29

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Oops, I meant answering my questions, haha

2025-03-28 02:38:19

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Ahhh, got it! Learning! I’ll start using Jumble as my desktop client. :) Thanks for thoughtfully asking my questions and hearing my feedback! 💛

2025-03-27 18:52:13

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Even though I know it’s just a meme, it makes me want to pull my hair out when I see “sell your Bitcoin.”
If you really need the fiat, then take a loan against it. Never ever sell it. Bad money management.

2025-03-27 12:53:19

Gm #nostr nation! Make it an amazing day!
#gm #coffeechain
https://image.nostr.build/89de5cb127e80c57deceb5589874ea1320830993afde3dc4528f3436c93235ff.jpg

2025-03-27 10:27:23

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There you go!
https://image.nostr.build/c8c7f8418880df0132954c3875ef54149383583c3009df657af5a9b17d158a28.jpg

2025-03-27 09:50:54

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Been my journey so far.

2025-03-27 09:34:21

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Awww, I love your friendly & cute dog! 🐶

2025-03-27 04:20:23

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Kinda thought everyone does at this point, haha

2025-03-27 03:33:54

Gn #nostr nation!
#gn
https://m.primal.net/PugT.png

2025-03-27 01:15:16

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I always thought we were npcs

2025-03-26 23:44:16

I’m not saying I’m a Bernie guy, but wow, Musk + Zuck + Bezos have more wealth than 170 Americans combined.
Stack sats because #bitcoin fixes this.
#btc #freedom #usa #politics #politicstr
https://video.nostr.build/e9bd779e2aa6f22f2ce193ba0141fa627afe1c5fb34d6a571890b5b992186f44.mp4

2025-03-26 22:12:08

Back at the grill!
#food #foodstr #grill #burgers #burgerstr
https://image.nostr.build/e04c91b0bb6b72103f07d78d6937a1a98d8044b53c6c8f36241249a7962c8714.jpg

2025-03-26 21:27:15

Just do it!
#bitcoin #memes #memestr
https://image.nostr.build/f81f38fa665ee3eb25763793c64818f832a17090169fb35c0a5db8ed39308434.jpg

2025-03-26 19:39:08

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Err, sorry, meant low key*

2025-03-26 19:35:40

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Samsung Level for me

2025-03-26 15:33:13

GM all! Keeping #nostr weird 🫡
#gm #grownostr #coffeechain
https://image.nostr.build/e5b6acd6323d15bae4340173f642bc214a9b092b82c49fdc437a7db08882b7c8.jpg

2025-03-26 03:32:44

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Imagine if all they did was stack sats 🤯

2025-03-25 23:54:14

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Indeed

2025-03-25 23:39:34

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Puttin’ on the Ritz

2025-03-25 23:31:05

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It’d be cool if this customization could happen via LLM vs turning a bunch of knows and filling out a bunch of text fields, haha

2025-03-25 02:58:56

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That’s near my old stomping grounds!

2025-03-25 02:23:12

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Agreed regarding Dark Knight! I always thought I was the only one who I thought both Batman Begins and Dark Knight Rises were better (Bane low key crushed it)

2025-03-25 02:12:35

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I dig this!

2025-03-25 02:11:26

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Not sure. I’m relatively new here and don’t have anything to measure against.
I do have to say it seems to trail the other decentralized apps in terms of what I’ve observed (Bluesky, Farcaster, lens)

2025-03-24 19:00:43

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It’s 🤯 such a thing could happen

2025-03-24 17:52:22

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I love this!!

2025-03-24 17:06:29

For all my March Madness people!
#sports #sportstr #ncaa #marchmadness
#naddr1qp…st8l