Sid🎨

Feel free not to respond to my follow request. It's totally fine! I'm an old millennial married dad who cooks & writes. I post about food, politics, nature, art, parenting, gardening. he/him. bi/pan/wife guy. I am a communist. Anti-communists don't interact

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2024-11-22 19:49:19

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@nprofile…fecl this is silly. His crying wolf doesn't need debunking anymore. He has no credibility outside fascists and fools.

2024-11-22 19:47:25

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he also took a hot one for her (literally) when they confronted the Witch

2024-11-22 19:46:22

she's having a hard time at work and called me yesterday when I wasn't available (I was driving my BF's friend to go pick him up, which she knew I was doing)
I told her we could debrief later, but then I went home and passed out at the end of the day, which I feel bad for
It's very weird apologizing to my ex for not being there and promising we can talk tonight. I was always there to unpack her stuff when we were together.

2024-11-22 19:43:57

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it's hard for me sometimes to feel like I am asking too much of him, but he needs structure in his life.
He's sleeping too late, staying up too late, vegging out too much. This is exactly what I didn't want to happen once the teacher strike happened.

2024-11-22 19:42:49

people always make fun of that line "Scarecrow, I think I'll miss you most of all," but he was the first party member Dorothy met and she travelled with him the furthest. Also, she seemed particularly close with his real-life Kansas counterpart, so

2024-11-16 19:44:56

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I had completely forgotten that the Tahrir Square protests in Egypt that kicked off the Arab Spring had the slogan "Bread, Freedom and an Arab Palestine."
I heard that at the time in 2011, but I didn't have the context. It didn't make any sense to me, but it was quickly papered over by the Western media, who assured us that Egyptians were protesting for vaguer things, like democracy or a closer relationship with the West

2024-11-13 20:44:55

Damn I really wanna play a city builder style game

2024-11-08 01:36:12

matching with a guy on tinder who has my exact mustache 😲

2024-11-04 05:49:20

With the BF, watched An American Werewolf in London, or as he puts it, a sad parable about twunk death

2024-10-29 18:44:57

Ugh, one of my kid's teachers, despite his excused absences and his ADHD accommodation that says tests must be able to be retaken, is insisting that he take a test right now.
Why am I constantly having to intervene whenever some teacher gets a stick up their butt

2024-10-26 21:51:11

Planning my menu so I can freeze some meals for the BF. His top surgery is coming up

2024-10-22 18:07:23

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Sweater or zip up cardigan? Vote or die
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2024-10-17 14:29:54

Thinking about reclassing my rogue character as a wild mage. That's a subclass of sorcerer. Basically his magic is very powerful, but he can't completely control it. So he's a bit unreliable as a member of the party
I just need to figure out how it works.

2024-10-13 05:33:10

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@npub1hwx…m93x I did watch that, but it was like 15 years ago

2024-10-13 05:25:42

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Rage Against the Machine. Get it?
I'm interested in what Smith said about the first matrix. How it was perfect but humans rejected it in favor of Neoliberal Hell.

2024-10-13 05:13:03

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His names Neo, ok? Quit deadnaming him
The subway fight is so cool

2024-10-13 05:07:32

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Carrie Ann Moss has so many cool bits in the rooftop/helicopter fight. Incomprehensibly cool

2024-10-13 04:58:35

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Lil guy feels bad for the security checkpoint guys in the lobby who get gunned down first. They do seem really hapless
He does not feel bad for the swat team

2024-10-13 04:56:36

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I love Agent Smith cracking and revealing his hatred for his assignment and for humans. It's very interesting to me and Hugo Weaving acts his little ass off
Like what other assignment would this computer program be doing that he would find pleasant anyway? So many questions raised.

2024-10-13 04:45:45

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"not like this" 😞

2024-10-13 04:32:30

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The white Buddhist kid really sets you up for the wrong expectation for who The Oracle is. The scene plays with your expectations really well
Also yeah, if you're an all knowing Oracle, why would you tell the One that they're the One? Seems counterproductive

2024-10-13 04:16:47

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Morpheus is fuckin' Neo!
(Everyone runs to go see)

2024-10-13 04:16:15

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Getting freed from the matrix and then immediately hopping directly into another program
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2024-10-13 03:53:54

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I like how everyone's clothes look horribly itchy in the real world. There is nothing at all comforting here. Every surface is cold metal. This would really suck to be in.

2024-10-13 03:48:43

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Neo waking up in the 55 gallon drum of J Lube. The queer references continue

2024-10-13 03:42:35

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@npub1g37…6ckn it's just so ass-numbingly familiar. It's their only trick

2024-10-13 03:41:48

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There's no reason that lady calling Neo "coppertop" (a battery) would make any sense on first watch. I like it though. It shows you have a little faith in your audience
I guess the thing about humans being used as batteries is revealed moments later, but still. I think newer movies don't give us credit anymore.

2024-10-13 03:32:53

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Morpheus asks the computer jockey to go outside to save his life, and he can't manage it

2024-10-13 03:30:31

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The Agents are such good bad guys! Just guys in suits

2024-10-13 03:18:28

Watching the Matrix with lil guy because there are just so many references to this movie in just everything he watches
The second word that appears across the screen is "trans" 😲

2024-10-13 02:17:32

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@npub1zff…crla @npub1m6u…uw56 it's the Biden people. It's the same team

2024-10-13 01:55:43

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Also she says she wants to put a Republican on the cabinet because she doesn't want to let politics "get in the way of a good idea"
Hey :goose_honk:
What are those good ideas? Invading Iran? Mass deportations? Slashing environmental protections? Union busting?
:goose_honk: what are the good ideas, Kamala?

2024-10-13 01:55:27

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2024-10-13 01:53:26

This triangulation stuff the Harris team is doing. "We're gonna put a Republican on the cabinet."
Hey asshole, why would Republicans want one Republican on the cabinet when they could have a completely Republican cabinet?
Republicans vote for Republicans. That's why they're Republicans, you doorknobs

2024-10-09 16:49:57

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I don't think having sex makes me less horny. I think it makes me more horny
Am I alone in this? This true for anyone else?
It's like "damn, that was hot. Thinking about that makes me want to do it again"

2024-10-09 02:44:19

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@npub1m6u…uw56 nobody is that stupid.
Also Woodward is a coward.
I saw him give a speech once and the first thing he did was ask by a show of hands who everyone voted for in the last election, then he tailored his remarks to that
He just tells people what they want to hear

2024-10-06 03:27:42

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And she's back!

2024-10-02 20:03:33

There's a lot of chatter about the Israelis being terrified that their troops will be taken POW in Lebanon by Hezbollah special forces.
If they have any brains in their heads, they're remembering what happens when the IDF gets it in their heads that being taken captive is a concern and they're getting real worried

2024-09-28 17:31:09

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@npub19fz…drd4 proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy

2024-09-26 05:53:34

Got an oil diffuser for my room. Falling asleep to forest smells. Cypress and juniper

2024-09-20 17:41:11

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@npub1g54…385k a high tech solution
Is an IR camera different from a thermal camera?

2024-09-20 17:35:44

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I dunno, fuck it. Enjoy the show, I suppose.

2024-09-20 17:07:29

A cop knocked and told me neighbors saw a guy in my backyard through a camera. I'm not worried about the alleged guy, but now I am left to wonder how much of what goes on in my hot tub they can see with this apparently infrared camera

2024-09-19 18:50:15

Stav speaks the truth! (Not so much the age thing, but the feeling weird about people being suddenly into you thing). Kinda needed to hear this from Mr. Halkias.
https://youtu.be/jnA29mXTuVM?si=zI7k9gxoPpH0arqt

2024-09-14 17:51:00

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@npub175k…wdyf scheduled for next week 😁 this week I'm on parent duty

2024-09-14 16:51:57

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Big guy is not an ironic name

2024-09-14 16:27:28

Robot vacuum take two. I got a Shark from Amazon that ended up being used and refurbished (I checked to see if the seller said this and they didn't), and it didn't work to boot, so instead I returned it and spent even less money on an off brand. We'll see what happens I guess.
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2024-09-14 03:48:23

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@npub10vs…hlga always a good decision

2024-09-13 19:45:30

I've made a lot of dates by this point, including dates where we all understood sex was gonna happen, but for some reason I'm having a hard time telling someone:
"Hi, I really liked that time we had sex. You wanna do that again?"
Like, we had sex already and both had a great time with it. Chances are she's going to want to again. And yet

2024-09-12 17:24:22

Every time autocorrect tries to start a sentence with "ingot" rather than "I got," I turn into Orson Welles
There's no known way to start a sentence in the English language with the word "ingot." Get me a jury, and I'll go down on you

2024-09-12 00:49:39

I still kinda can't believe there's a drug that prevents HIV transmission with 99% effectiveness and I didn't know about it until I was ready to date dudes.
I generally think of myself as a reasonably informed dude and I learned about it from *word of mouth*
No billboards, no TV spots, no web ads, no announcement from the president. Just some guy told me I should get it.
There really is no public health in the USA. It doesn't exist.

2024-09-11 20:13:30

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Yes he made himself one. So we match
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2024-09-11 15:42:11

my boyfriend wrote me a poem and it includes a shout-out to the way my legs look in jeans 😳

2024-09-10 12:58:39

She messages to say she has the best sex ever with "Rail and Bail" guy.
"We went through two blankets, by duvet cover, I have so much laundry to do!"
"I'm gonna be regretting this when I'm back home and I invited my preschool moms over. I said I would bake them muffins. What is wrong with me? I shouldn't be baking anyone muffins!" 😆
Now she says she's got new stuff she wants to try with me. Fun

2024-09-10 02:09:08

hey, really loud synthwave is good for getting shit done

2024-09-08 19:10:24

Putting my feet up, eating a sandwich as this robot cleans around my cats
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2024-09-08 17:10:03

The Boy and the Heron is so good. you should watch it

2024-09-06 01:16:19

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PS: Non-exclusive boyfriends
Which, i'm not exactly sure how that is different from what we're already doing right now, but I think he is not a big fan of the ambiguity thing and maybe he just wants the clarity of saying we're boyfriends

2024-09-06 01:12:04

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I never had a boyfriend ok??

2024-09-06 01:09:29

A guy told me he'd be open to us being boyfriends and I just started giggling uncontrollably
which probably means something
I feel dizzy

2024-09-04 20:08:42

What's it mean when you kiss someone for the first time and they say "thank you"?

2024-09-04 17:09:16

I am legitimately having issues balancing D&D with getting laid, which is a problem you're supposed to have sooner in life

2024-09-03 19:08:02

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I'm still obsessed with this guy's arms

2024-09-03 19:02:45

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@npub16ms…9q67 put Godzilla in a cowboy hat and he checks all boxes

2024-09-03 13:45:11

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I wish I was as good at banana bread as my wife is. That's a really comforting thing, banana bread. Maybe I could practice

2024-09-03 13:44:20

my friend's getting top surgery in November and we decided I could come over and help out with some stuff that's hard to get done while recovering
He has a very cute competitive streak, so I'm also thinking of games to play. He says no Monopoly, as he likes me too much to play Monopoly with me and risk ruining the friendship 😅

2024-09-03 12:42:15

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@npub1875…tte0 one of them is on T. The other is a woman. Unless you meant me lol

2024-09-03 05:15:06

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I'm actually bothered bc my red/green perception is not good. But I have green eyes.

2024-08-31 23:53:18

Sun-Mon: Danny
Mon: Kyle
Wed: Christa
Fri-Sat(?): Courtney (and maybe Eric)
Sunday: Michelle (and maybe Julia)

2024-08-31 03:42:05

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@npub189k…awrw my wife saw my older kid and I playing Fallout New Vegas and she said "oh is this why you'd get sarsaparilla from the store for a while"

2024-08-30 19:58:28

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This is all so bland and generic. How do you one-size-fits-all a divorce? These videos are like "yeah I know I shouldn't have griped at him for leaving dirty clothes out, but he cheated on me." What?
Our situation is individual, and a lot of this doesn't apply in the slightest

2024-08-30 19:46:55

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Four hours of sentences like "I know my breakup is the right thing, but it still hurts. Do you agree strongly, agree, neither agree or disagree..." In the TikTok voice. This is hell
I'm over most of the emotions here, and frankly they are none of anyone else's business if I don't care about you

2024-08-30 19:40:17

Taking the cool, wet sack parenting class. This is deeply weird

2024-08-30 03:40:10

I got like $8 from a class action lawsuit in my PayPal. Lol.
I guess that was worth filling out a bit of paperwork

2024-08-30 01:03:01

Big guy introducing me to Mobpsycho

2024-08-28 19:05:20

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Now at the GP. Nurse tells me "we don't really do ADHD because everybody has ADHD and nobody wants to do the diagnostic papers" cool
I say I do have a diagnosis. And just silence

2024-08-28 17:27:34

Lol I'm so angry that the psych talked to me about supplements, diet and podcasts instead of anything that could help

2024-08-26 22:21:25

the same guy who insisted that I go on prep is now insisting that I bring bear mace with me into the woods. He's so protective, this guy

2024-08-26 03:16:49

I appear to be closing the deal with two women, possibly at the same time, despite inadvertently bringing up communist theory during a date, so I dunno maybe it's a skill issue for people who insist only sexless weirdos are communists

2024-08-25 23:09:47

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@npub178m…z657 I found mushrooms?

2024-08-25 23:02:02

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I'm back with an adorable basket of chanterelles
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2024-08-25 18:44:13

Ok, women met, now heading into the forest with them both

2024-08-25 03:34:38

Oh. The mushroom hunting date just became a trio. Huh

2024-08-25 01:33:56

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Later in bed he said he could have beaten my ass to the top of the mountain, but I think he was just being a brat

2024-08-25 01:32:48

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The ruins of a house from the 1930s at the summit.
My date was trash talking he was gonna beat me to the top, then got really tired right as I got a second wind. I am 50/50 on him actually letting me win.
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2024-08-25 01:26:57

If y'all think I'm kidding about Oregonians wanting to hike on every date, I just climbed a butte with someone and then texted someone else about going mushroom hunting while he was getting dressed

2024-08-23 21:50:54

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This is what I settled on
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2024-08-23 21:38:28

Ok, how do you put on a mattress cover and fitted sheet by yourself wtf

2024-08-19 21:04:08

Oh I got another gay little letter
It is SO GAY

2024-08-19 20:25:22

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@npub193s…3pyc I think it's better, yeah. Having done it both ways

2024-08-19 20:17:01

Oil diffuser on top of the kitty box. Makes a difference! Smells like a forest. That I guess sometimes cats visit
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2024-08-19 19:39:31

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@npub1j2z…f4cw Alien: Condominium

2024-08-19 16:45:28

My date and I accidentally wore basically the same all over pattern. Whoops
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2024-08-19 15:59:04

hiking date later. Yes another one. Unlike all those posers on Tinder, we are actually going out and getting muddy

2024-08-19 05:44:10

It appears my wife took the edibles in the divorce

2024-08-18 18:19:18

Ok I'm off to my wife and her GF's place for a kid dropoff and some paperwork stuff.
I've been there once before, but I didn't know she was gonna, y'know, birddog my wife out from under me
Anyways peace

2024-08-17 23:54:52

one of my dates has a typewriter he writes poetry on. He wrote me a gay little letter, so I went home and wrote him one with a fountain pen, and mailed it off immediately
He flipped when he got it. "You used the MAIL? To send a LETTER?! To ME??? And you put a STAMP on it?"
So he sent one of his own, and asked me a day later if I'd gotten it. I was like, how fast do you think the mail works? Lol
Anyhow we are gay

2024-08-17 02:19:35

Look at this monster (size 9 dad Van for scale)
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2024-08-16 20:22:47

God I hate the "you hate pit bulls because of racism" people. I hate them because of the one that mauled my wife and I

2024-08-16 20:19:38

what do you put in a grownup sleepover bag. Hm