🐘🐘 Humpleupagus 🐘🐘

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I will put my trunk on your junk!

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2025-06-18 00:45:00

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Peace is just mutual swords at the neck. Everyone should have nukes.
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2025-05-17 04:47:36

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Don't worry, you'll be up in an hour to take a piss.

2025-05-14 19:28:50

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Slants v. Slats. I gotta see this.

2025-05-08 06:10:14

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2025-05-06 20:44:10

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I votw for leaded glass everywhere. 😏

2025-05-03 08:30:56

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The boomers won't say it, but they will pay for it.

2025-05-03 08:29:26

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I know what the people need and what they need is to be nigger rich.

2025-05-01 08:23:22

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Finish Him! 💦

2025-05-01 07:39:48

Long, but worth a watch.
https://eveningzoo.club/media/dce30119e4019c9e66cac1bc3fddabdf1230c0fac7a0255230ff23695a30613d.jpg

2025-04-27 10:44:36

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Who needs to see when I can taste that pussy. 😏

2025-04-27 09:43:27

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He was paranoid. We weren't watching him. 🙄

2025-04-21 09:22:28

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I'm constantly being fucked. 😒

2025-04-19 12:12:15

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Just what we need, more policing. 😒

2025-04-19 12:10:38

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You let her leave? Fucking rookie. 😒

2025-04-16 10:15:34

My middle daughter is extremely hyper, so I just asked her whether her head was noisy. Her response: "Screaming, running, violence, and other things. Oh... and killing unicorns." 😏
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2025-04-10 06:32:57

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I still have to send out a few emails and finish up a draft.

2025-04-10 05:51:14

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That we no longer use it is the real nigger in the woodpile.

2025-04-06 08:58:45

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That's not a normal marriage?
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2025-04-06 08:19:36

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Seriously. Your wife and I have absolutely normal sex. She's a modern day freak.

2025-04-04 07:52:10

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> You can't be certain another human is conscious....
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2025-04-04 07:01:17

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> What is the difference between consciousness and the imitation of consciousness?
For Turing, probably nothing.
Personally, I think the difference is phenomenal experience, and I'm not saying that takes much, though it's quite possible that all things have some type of phenomenal experience. So by consciousness, I probably mean, in context, one akin to human consciousness, which is really the kind of thing you have to experience yourself.
I one had a decent linguistics professor who told me "to know the name is to forget the thing." This has always stuck with me. A duck is a duck, and not the definition of a duck, nor is it the sound duck.
Forgive me, I'm really not trying to be nebulous, but I think you can see the difficulty is using but one part of the phenomena, language, to capture the whole. Logos is really the type of thing that impresses itself upon you from outside, and thus, can only be shown by pointing and grunting and hoping it impresses itself upon the other. Trying to weave the web from the objects of memory may cause one to fail to continue to look outside. Language is just a tool, as is reason. Both can be helpful, but they can also be poisonous. Plato's pharmakon.

2025-04-04 05:45:23

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Then how will the men look fabulous? 😒

2025-04-04 05:01:46

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I'm not going to claim I know how the brain works, but I do believe that at a very fundamental level, Materialism can't explain consciousness. I just always assumed that consciousness is as natural, and probably as empty and omnipresent, as space, and the brain is akin to an antenna that interfaces that medium. And no, I can't prove this with science, and analogy is all I have to facilitate explanation.😤
I also assume that physically, the system requires synaptic isolation and cross-talk / bleed. The fact it creates / projects one unified experience tends to suggest cross-talk / convergence at some level.
So I'm not convinced that more cores would necessarily create consciousness, though it could probably imitate it, and even if not, they could run Doom, so there's that.

2025-03-08 06:30:19

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> 9
Fucking rookie. 😒

2025-02-15 08:41:24

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Muh 6 million!

2025-02-15 07:50:02

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Try unfollowing me now and follow me again. That might fix it.

2025-02-15 07:41:21

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Yup.
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2025-02-15 07:40:46

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I have to unfollow first. Let's see if it throws an error.

2025-02-15 07:37:24

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Just throw her in the back and call it a day.

2025-01-25 19:37:39

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The law is not for you to read. It's for you to follow. 😏

2024-11-09 02:58:21

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But how does that affect you personally?
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2024-11-02 11:53:30

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I've seen this before.
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2024-11-01 05:52:43

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> Her: We're fighting for a democracy.
> Me: Which One?
> Mossad: Shut it down!

2024-11-01 05:48:37

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That's right... it goes in the front hole. 😏

2024-10-28 22:40:45

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I got sued by a client once in small claims (so the trial was informal). The judge listen to my former client, and then turned to me and was like... can you explain what happened (in the tone of voice that implied she knew I could). I did. The judge then looked at the client and just repeated what I said pretty much verbatim and than entered judgment in my favor on my cross-complaint for unpaid fees.

2024-10-27 21:16:03

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I called you a nigger. 😤

2024-10-27 21:12:07

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Pretending to be your mom and harassing me is psycho.

2024-10-24 04:35:43

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Imagine letting your wife decide when she has sex. SMFH. 😒

2024-10-16 12:31:28

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I have a bunch of sf30 pros. Every now and then, I have to replace a pad, but other than that, they've been solid.

2024-10-16 11:04:20

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> Named "Martin Luther"
> Works hand in hand with jews.
SMFH.

2024-10-12 10:47:15

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https://eveningzoo.club/media/b464d26b2101a99c3488d9a5d209318f77b0c880d0a9c584b9b3c2d6f0879652.mp4

2024-10-11 10:53:46

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Brb... gonns go commit die. 😒

2024-10-11 10:07:43

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Yes.

2024-10-11 07:03:59

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I'll bring the condoms.

2024-10-10 09:48:11

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How do poor niggers get so fat? 😒

2024-10-10 08:34:31

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I'm sure @jeffcliff@shitposter.world would say that this is misinformation. 😒

2024-10-09 08:24:04

Dear @Deplorable_Degenerate ... maybe if you'd stop being a food fag and start calling people "niggers," I wouldn't have to deal with this shit. 😒
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2024-10-09 07:34:25

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In Minecraft.
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2024-10-08 01:52:08

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She not wrong though. Trump caused her to reveal that she's an insufferable cunt.

2024-10-06 22:53:30

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> But you should be free to say what you want free of opinions with which the government disagrees.

2024-10-06 22:46:56

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That poor Asians. They'll never make it to college. 😭

2024-10-05 02:11:09

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And leave everything to her in your will. It's like highlander only gayer.

2024-10-05 02:08:00

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Become your wife. 😏

2024-10-05 02:01:52

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And the reason the personal injury guys can be very apt family law counsel is because they know how to put on a show. That world is very different from us civil law guys who are very formal and procedural.

2024-10-05 01:52:51

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Just tell him to be very careful about the counsel he chooses. Family law practitioners tend to be the bottom of the barrel. If he can find one that also does complex personal injury cases, e.g. medical cases, that's probably a better choice than someone who just does family law. That's not always the case, but I've met family law attorneys. 😒

2024-10-05 01:46:58

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Agreed.

2024-10-05 01:44:06

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Short of as necessary to exchange the children,
He needs to cease all communication and get counsel before he does something stupid. It doesn't take much to get a dvro against you, even on false allegations plus crocodile tears.

2024-10-04 00:43:15

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My eight year old son just answered all of these correctly. Fuck these people are stupid.

2024-10-04 00:34:47

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2024-10-04 00:30:33

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We civilized their souls. Simple as.

2024-10-02 09:50:07

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I'm going to assume that guys who pay for sex aren't exactly the pick of the litter. And I bet sex workers would have to service the handicapped under civil rights law.

2024-10-02 08:46:48

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If it's sex work, she should pay me to fuck her while she's laying there.
Typical woman, she wants me to do all of the work and then pay her for it. 😒

2024-09-26 05:51:11

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Like I tried to sit down a mix a song and couldn't figure out anything. Typically, I can memorize and process very complex signal chains.

2024-09-21 12:03:34

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Where's Hillary Clinton? 🤔

2024-09-19 11:07:24

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Man up. Use a gun. SMFH. 😒

2024-09-19 10:41:24

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There's this too. There's a free version somewhere on their site. It's limited, but I used it to associate buttons in a midi app on a tablet I use with keyboard commands, so I can cut, paste, move around, etc. with a tablet (I don't have much room for a keyboard on my desk. Too much shit, and my pullout underneath is an full sized S88.).
https://www.bome.com/products/miditranslator

2024-09-18 02:30:40

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2024-09-13 01:24:47

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Was the post on the fediverse?

2024-09-11 12:25:56

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You really don't need anything about 44.1 for playback, and anyone who tells you otherwise doesn't understand digital audio conversion and frequency ranges.

2024-09-11 05:22:37

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Run it til it dies.

2024-09-11 04:00:57

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Just buy one of these and you can have as many speakers as you want.
https://eveningzoo.club/media/adc58ac18720eed3be306d7fee2259c2dac06988bd941e5b967a12bd5741fd12.jpg

2024-09-11 03:32:00

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I just happened to have that box laying around and wasn't using it, so I was like... why not? I wouldn't have bought it for that purpose, but it is an option.

2024-09-11 02:25:45

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You could just buy a common usb audio interface, like a focusrite or presonus. I use an old presonus audio box. It was plug and play.

2024-09-10 00:53:01

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Music production in Linux is laughable. The DAWs and plugins just aren't available. Reaper is bottom tier and ardour is just a joke. I have a windows machine for this purpose.
Never done video, so I can't say.
Retrogaming is fine, but I'm old, so that's as much gaming as I do.

2024-09-10 00:43:51

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I mostly use my desktop builds for office work and most of that is document editing, compiling, and printing.
I have a server too that I use for storage and a few apps, mpd, local mumble, local irc, etc.

2024-09-10 00:40:52

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Never had an issue with linux. The networking capabilities alone can't be beat.

2024-09-10 00:19:28

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Who's that?

2024-09-05 22:48:30

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2024-09-05 04:11:29

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They're assuming this is for every student. This is to feed immigrant children.