🐘🐘 Humpleupagus 🐘🐘

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I will put my trunk on your junk!

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2024-10-24 04:35:43

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Imagine letting your wife decide when she has sex. SMFH. 😒

2024-10-11 10:07:43

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Yes.

2024-10-11 07:03:59

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I'll bring the condoms.

2024-10-10 09:48:11

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How do poor niggers get so fat? 😒

2024-10-10 08:34:31

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I'm sure @jeffcliff@shitposter.world would say that this is misinformation. 😒

2024-10-09 08:24:04

Dear @Deplorable_Degenerate ... maybe if you'd stop being a food fag and start calling people "niggers," I wouldn't have to deal with this shit. 😒
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2024-10-09 07:34:25

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In Minecraft.
https://eveningzoo.club/media/efb7f1abde3325ac0601a04c6cdbaba084ee42a6dac33a119f5c41684cb239b2.jpeg

2024-10-06 22:53:30

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> But you should be free to say what you want free of opinions with which the government disagrees.

2024-10-05 02:08:00

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Become your wife. 😏

2024-10-05 02:01:52

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And the reason the personal injury guys can be very apt family law counsel is because they know how to put on a show. That world is very different from us civil law guys who are very formal and procedural.

2024-10-05 01:52:51

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Just tell him to be very careful about the counsel he chooses. Family law practitioners tend to be the bottom of the barrel. If he can find one that also does complex personal injury cases, e.g. medical cases, that's probably a better choice than someone who just does family law. That's not always the case, but I've met family law attorneys. 😒

2024-10-05 01:46:58

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Agreed.

2024-10-04 00:43:15

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My eight year old son just answered all of these correctly. Fuck these people are stupid.

2024-09-26 05:51:11

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Like I tried to sit down a mix a song and couldn't figure out anything. Typically, I can memorize and process very complex signal chains.

2024-09-21 12:03:34

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Where's Hillary Clinton? 🤔

2024-09-19 11:07:24

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Man up. Use a gun. SMFH. 😒

2024-09-19 10:41:24

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There's this too. There's a free version somewhere on their site. It's limited, but I used it to associate buttons in a midi app on a tablet I use with keyboard commands, so I can cut, paste, move around, etc. with a tablet (I don't have much room for a keyboard on my desk. Too much shit, and my pullout underneath is an full sized S88.).
https://www.bome.com/products/miditranslator

2024-09-11 04:00:57

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Just buy one of these and you can have as many speakers as you want.
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2024-09-10 00:53:01

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Music production in Linux is laughable. The DAWs and plugins just aren't available. Reaper is bottom tier and ardour is just a joke. I have a windows machine for this purpose.
Never done video, so I can't say.
Retrogaming is fine, but I'm old, so that's as much gaming as I do.

2024-09-05 22:48:30

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2024-09-03 04:00:26

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You have to bring me a woman to impregnate. 🤨

2024-09-01 02:35:14

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Watch horror movies. Simple as.

2024-09-01 01:26:18

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Guys.... I think I'm gay. 😏

2024-08-31 20:40:29

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Note that they program in C, not C++, but he expects them to adopt rust. LMFAO.

2024-08-31 06:40:58

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Didn't laugh. Not a tranny. 😒

2024-08-31 02:28:16

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They'll go to jail for posting that racism. 😏

2024-08-31 02:24:48

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2024-08-31 02:19:55

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KN Designs Limited

2024-08-31 02:18:45

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He's doing it backwards. 😒
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2024-08-31 01:33:37

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If I had a dollar for every time someone posted dragon dildos, I'd have one dollar.

2024-08-31 01:17:30

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His name is Buck Sexton, and he's Fox News' preeminent buck breaker.

2024-08-31 01:14:04

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Buttsex will do that to a man.

2024-08-30 02:19:57

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Reagan did that 37 years ago. Every four years, same bullshit.

2024-08-29 22:30:56

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Peepeerika

2024-08-29 04:31:19

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Don't fool yourself girl, it's going right up your poop chute.

2024-08-28 09:25:54

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Stop trying to bum the admin. 🤨

2024-08-25 03:50:25

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Just got back from my parents. Had steak and macaroni salad.

2024-08-24 20:01:41

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You can emulate it with retroarch / citra.

2024-08-24 19:58:22

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The remake of Return on Samus in the 3DS is way better.

2024-08-23 04:43:00

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According to Wikipedia he's Half Cuban, Half White and was raised catholic. He went to a Jesuit high school.

2024-08-22 09:15:09

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Oh.... and you'd likely have to establish that the outcome would have been different but for counsel's acts or lack thereof.

2024-08-22 09:13:30

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No. 😤

2024-08-22 09:12:10

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Ineffective Assistance of Counsel.
I believe that IAC claims generally require that the defendant petitioner establish that counsel's acts or lack there of weren't strategic. In addition, it typically only gets the defendant petitioner a new trial, unless the DA throws in the towel.

2024-08-22 08:08:43

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They evolved from bush people. 😏

2024-08-22 08:03:10

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Don't doxx me. 🤬

2024-08-22 07:56:59

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He had it coming.
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2024-08-22 07:47:12

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It's honestly not that hard. A monkey could do this shit.

2024-08-22 04:32:07

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Why would you brush your teeth when they put fluoride in the water? 😏

2024-08-21 08:36:15

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No. I think it spikes my blood pressure to dangerous levels.

2024-08-20 22:17:21

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Do you tell lies? And say that it's forever. — Def Leppard
Don't let it be a lie. 🤷‍♂️

2024-08-20 22:09:36

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I would assume the blue line is more reflective of Whites given the era.
What I find interesting is the peak at 2. That's when people start looking around. It's interesting that in the 80s the highest number lead to a drop. Like they looked enough.
I'm going to table polygamy, because that's largely steeped in religion, which changes the whole dynamic. It's entirely different than a girl, a cuck, and a bull who fuck just to fuck.

2024-08-20 22:02:27

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2024-08-20 21:52:36

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You can't. People may think they are, but they're not. Pushing monogamous relationship solves at least one of your issues, being a whore. It may solve the other issue as well though. We know most gay men aren't exactly known for being monogamous.

2024-08-20 21:36:27

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Eve or the snake. Maybe both. 😏

2024-08-20 21:33:20

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You should always overshoot the goal. Since we know sex is a strong and dangerous drive, putting a high bar on its use is necessary, because many people will fall short. If the bar is lowered, as you suggest, then people will fall even lower. Ideals must be high even of reality fails to always meet them.

2024-08-20 09:48:09

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This is a shit analogy. It's not even worth a response.

2024-08-20 09:27:32

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How can they catch me. It's illegal to drive on the sidewalk. They're going to have to hoof it. Good luck. 😏

2024-08-20 04:54:08

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I grew up in a Mormon controlled town. They all moved back to Utah once their kids turned 18. Very strange.

2024-08-18 05:27:31

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If he hasn't killed a hooker, his opinion is irrelevant. 😒

2024-08-18 05:17:45

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How many hookers have you killed? 🤔

2024-08-18 05:04:15

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Blue with jazzercise.
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2024-08-18 04:36:02

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Like groundhogs day. It just keeps happening over and over. 😏

2024-08-18 03:40:01

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Because it's off patent. You can't get the good shit anymore. Thanks, bayer. Now I only get to kill them once. 😒

2024-08-18 03:35:00

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2024-08-18 03:32:52

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Can I still kill her? 🤔

2024-08-18 03:28:38

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Two hours a day, minimum. My poor wife. 😏

2024-08-18 03:25:03

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2024-08-18 03:20:26

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My condolences. ❤️

2024-08-18 03:18:57

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I typically do women with three legs, though it gets annoying when they start screaming and asking questions like "where'd you get those legs?" 🙄

2024-08-18 03:15:46

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So no giantess dommy mommy? 😒

2024-08-18 03:05:37

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See... when a woman acts crazy, she really just needs her daddy to punish her. Now get to work. 🤨

2024-08-18 03:02:36

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That's why you tell her to stfu and then fuck her in the culo until she can't shit for a week.

2024-08-18 03:00:22

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Rednecks and their doublewides. 😒

2024-08-18 02:53:29

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What's her number? 😏

2024-08-18 02:50:23

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Like he has three testicles? 🤔

2024-08-18 02:49:28

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Head to head!

2024-08-18 02:48:33

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Does one get the butthole and the other get the vagina, or do they just share both? 🤔

2024-08-18 02:06:42

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Nah... the twin's fat, literally.

2024-08-18 02:04:55

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That's all that's left of her twin sister, baby killer. 🤨

2024-08-18 02:01:55

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Supernumerary mammary. 😏

2024-08-18 02:00:42

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They already have. 😒
https://eveningzoo.club/media/7d5d712098346c22be4567f2bebf8840895a4846bf2ca19a4babfb6692da20fa.jpg

2024-08-18 01:48:38

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She's not the only one with some growth. 😏

2024-08-18 01:43:46

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Peek-a-boob!
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2024-08-18 01:42:36

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Fixed it. 😏
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2024-08-18 01:41:05

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If he doesn't do it, I'm suing for fraud! 😤

2024-08-18 01:39:42

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2024-08-18 01:38:03

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In my mind, I can follow it to where it meets her armpit.
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2024-08-18 01:34:24

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Live stream it. 🤨

2024-08-18 01:31:45

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Wood

2024-08-18 01:30:53

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Just end it now. 🤨

2024-08-16 13:35:26

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1. The Brady Bunch
2. Golden Girls
3. Cosby Show
4. Rosanne
5. Seinfeld
6. Family matters
7. Fresh Prince
8. Three's company
9. Full house

2024-08-15 20:40:55

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They're not homeless. They're free range, bigot. 😤

2024-08-15 20:34:11

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> Lock her up
> Does nothing
> Gets locked up
Smfh. 😒

2024-08-15 20:27:38

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While I have the equipment - a shit ton of mics, preamps, and a card that can route channels to my cpu - I really don't record live drums anymore. It's the hardest instrument to record. There are multiple technical issues from mic placement, time alignment / preamp timing, bleed, etc. Setting up a kit to put it to tape can take a day.
Once I have a solid signal and put it to tape, I have to hand cut each signal to just the strikes, which is a lot of work, especially when my kit requires 32 mics to capture everything.
Today most people are using vsts and samples. They're cleaner and sound just as good as a real kit if mixed right. With electronic drums (I own several Synesthesia Mandala Drum), rhythms can be played in via midi, with velocity and time, if a more natural feel is required for the track. Plus with Samples, you can layer drums to get a fuller sound (a sample of a real bass drum with various an synthetic bass drums eq'd with various cutoffs plus band compression etc) a live drum just can't compete on tape.
Being a real drummer helps when using such technology though. Knowing how the instrument is actually played, sounds, and reacts helps to get from samples to an authentic feel.

2024-08-15 20:10:44

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The problem is that the republicans keep playing "fair," because it's "immoral" to stoop to the DNCs level. This is a losing strategy. War is war. If someone is shooting at you, you shoot back. Simple as.

2024-08-15 12:52:44

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Could be the same mechanism though, just it gives you extra chub.

2024-08-15 12:49:46

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https://www.healthline.com/health/erectile-dysfunction/melatonin-as-treatment#How-Does-It-Affect-ED?

2024-08-15 12:30:43

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> I eat "healthy" because it makes me feel good.
So you're putting certain substances in your body to get a certain psychological effect...? Fucking druggie. 😒

2024-08-11 23:40:01

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2024-08-11 09:36:24

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They're gonna be horrified when they find that a woman is running for president. 😏