Tortuga
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Photographer | Fire artist | Bitcoin enthusiast | 📷🔥⚡️
#pleb posting #photography #picstr #artonnostr

Inspired by Ansel Adams and my uncle Paul.

All images are my own, unless otherwise noted. #notAI

Public Key

npub1e3mx09yq53gyh9368qyuhfstgk8t7p5vvfcnvgwa4994y7rqg37s20qvr5

NIP-05 Address

tortuga@cornychat.com

NIP-57 Address

inhumanactive49@walletofsatoshi.com

Profile Code

nprofile1qqsvcan8jjq2g5ztjcarszwt5c95tr4lq6xxyufky8w6jj6j0psyglgpz4mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuerpw3sju6rpw4esz9nhwden5te0wfjkccte9ehx7um5wghxyctwvskyrt7v

Publishing to

nostr.data.haus

relay.nostr.band

relay.damus.io

Author Public Key

npub1e3mx09yq53gyh9368qyuhfstgk8t7p5vvfcnvgwa4994y7rqg37s20qvr5

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Last Notes

2024-09-10 10:37:18

Monthly chart going back to 2017 bull run.
See any similarities!?? #moonboi #🌝
@npub12r0…9qrx @npub1yx6…7kza @npub1jv3…lakg https://image.nostr.build/bc8e88563030267afa9c31804d5d9906a7803cf2652fb440378745914e7e5513.jpg

2024-09-10 05:56:21

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Just support nip-81 and allow for petnames!

2024-09-09 04:44:43

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That’s why you use topical relays :-) my feed hasn’t seen a single reply guy post :-)

2024-09-09 04:26:48

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🤣😂🤣

2024-09-08 10:05:45

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they then go on to consolidate what looks like 42 of these giant txns into a single 6m+ sat utxo.
Thank you 🙏
42k utxos down to one.
Over a million sats wasted.
https://mempool.space/tx/cccb0bfc6daf1ef0a01438060f64de51019691919aee53ad40da142320ca95fe?mode=details#flow=&vin=10

2024-09-08 10:02:40

Shitcoiners getting rekt.
Someone paid 160k+ sats to consolidate 1000+ dust utxos into a 125k sat utxo.
Thank you for your sacrifice of sats to the miners and for consolidating the utxo set.
Next time don’t bloat it with your brc20 tokens in the first place and you wouldn’t have lost so many sats.
https://mempool.space/tx/a25ff23b03bfc51604472c6a24a4812bdf8da2535d586e84ba597b83ee7297b6?mode=details

2024-09-08 03:18:09

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Thank you for your participation! 👋 Till next time!

2024-09-08 03:16:58

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Agreed, I have to use my clients in an atypical manner to allow topical relays. But it’s an enormously better experience.
It should be a major priority.

2024-09-06 03:05:09

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#note1g79…0837

2024-09-05 05:12:37

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Yah, i call em brain dead. destroyed by the legacy and platforms algorithms

2024-09-04 23:33:55

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Im mistaken, and misread my chain tips block 859749 hash ends in …b3cfc5 and the whitepool block was built on and the Luxor block was abandoned

2024-09-04 23:32:30

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I was mistaken, I misread my chain tips apologies.

2024-09-04 22:57:17

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Mempool.space never updated this block and still reports it as mined by Whitepool when Luxor mined the block included in the chain.

2024-09-04 09:50:10

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Do you want to see your partner in the hospital if they’re sick or injured?
Well guess what, you can’t.
Didn’t even bother to read that part?

2024-09-03 22:22:10

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Dave’s drunk.

2024-09-03 22:18:27

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My node sees hash …b3cfc5 as the most recent hash

2024-09-01 23:05:23

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Your reading comprehension needs a bit of practice.

2024-09-01 23:04:37

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Moderation is important! And the type of chocolate, I’m not suggesting that you can’t eat chocolate, but rather that the mindset of saying you can’t live without eating chocolate is detrimental to your overall health!

2024-09-01 22:16:47

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Sure you can, you simply have a mindset that refuses to believe that.
Try replacing sugary foods with natural sugars first, like fruits. When you crave unnatural processed sugary foods, eat the fruit instead.
But first you have to change your mental model that says “I can’t cut sugar” as that is a defeatist mentality to start from.

2024-09-01 13:58:35

https://imgflip.com/i/922oav

2024-08-31 08:46:01

@npub1tft…xar5 is refunding people for pacific bitcoin tickets purchased earlier this year in the USD equivalent even if they paid in bitcoin.
So if you paid when the price was low earlier this year, you get less sats back, but if you paid at the all time highs, you get more sats back.
Bahahahahaha. Fuckin fiat maxis.

2024-08-31 08:07:02

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Yo add the relay art.nostrfreaks.com to your relay list and include the #🖼️ on your photography posts to get your work on the first curated art relay on nostr!

2024-08-31 00:24:48

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And you’re not allowed to be fully self sufficient because they’ll charge you for a connection to their grid just in case you ever need to use grid power.

2024-08-31 00:19:34

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The #nostrati strike again!

2024-08-30 23:27:27

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It is a screwdriver. 💯

2024-08-30 23:15:01

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I’d be interested in knowing if it works and my theory is correct or if they really are showing different preview images to different locations(which is even more insidious imho)

2024-08-30 23:12:12

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Now clear your browser cache and nostr application cache and try again, it will change. Because you cached the original story and by the time we saw it they changed the preview image.

2024-08-30 23:11:13

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No division on this particular thread, but generally speaking by publishing information and then changing images and words without any historical context for the readers allows some of the populace to see one version and another portion of the populace to see another, providing conflicting information and relative understanding.

2024-08-30 23:05:33

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One other comment here-
This is also how they sow division between the plebs, by providing the plebs conflicting views!

2024-08-30 23:01:14

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More likely the editor decided to switch the photos after corndalorian already cached the original published format.
Because, as you said, they’re trying to demonize musk to push the agenda of the globalists.

2024-08-30 22:47:53

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https://image.nostr.build/62394abd72c56346791321b69e7ca2fade9c3b25f330c849e4869b8396e37dba.jpg

2024-08-30 22:46:28

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Looks like musk to me…

2024-08-30 05:57:24

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There’s a relay for new users out there

2024-08-29 23:51:39

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Find your own food sparrow

2024-08-29 23:42:40

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That’s a solid opinion I’m onboard

2024-08-29 19:18:08

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😂 🤣
The sad thing is that the youth are easily manipulated by the coordinated media and the NPCs just march in line.
Is it possible there are enough voters awake to the fraud to out number the NPCs and manipulated?
I’m not so sure… especially when immature minds now extend into their early thirties.

2024-08-29 16:42:13

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Relays don’t store all the data, just the text. Most of the data is stored elsewhere and relays just store a link to it.

2024-08-28 18:24:09

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🐢

2024-08-27 06:56:04

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@npub1c0r…tlvg is an awesome audio chatting client! And @npub1z0l…8ldk is the best live screen sharing client great for movie nights!

2024-08-26 09:20:22

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They’ve been talking about it for 50 years now, and it’s been over 100 since it actually existed. Bretton woods wasn’t a gold standard, it was a dollar standard, and the fed was already playing games and rehypothecating the gold countries could “redeem” as soon as they could.
The gold standard isn’t coming back because we live in a world where shipping 10tons of gold around is too slow a form of settlement. The central banks don’t want to be constrained by some arbitrary commodity reserve, and the politicians want to be able to spend money whenever they want however they want.
Gold is useful for jewelry, and as a hedge for the bunker dwellers in the case of nuclear war. The gold standard is dead otherwise.

2024-08-26 08:50:46

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It’s not an upper target, it’s the target.
I’m not sure what people you’re talking about for whom it “feels right.” The bankers who use it to plan for their long term financial deals for estimating profitability? The exporters who expect to sell their wares for more? Equity owners for planning their ROIC? The worker saving their wage?

2024-08-26 08:29:27

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This is not true.
The 2% rate of inflation has nothing to do with gold. It is purely a construction by a New Zealand finance minister who recognized that cost of living increased ~1.7% a year. That finance minister then became a board member of the central bank of NZ and the central bank set the first inflation target of 2%, which caught on around the globe as a standard inflationary target.
This all happened in the late 80s early 90s.

2024-08-26 07:28:59

When you buy a beanbag chair and it becomes a dog bed…
#dogstr https://image.nostr.build/bf43fde70ae434aa7dd95d19fa779d763f4cc8df50aa81a769d0e09936f9a581.jpg

2024-08-25 20:34:30

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Yo! Add art.nostrfreaks.com to your relay list and join the new art relay!

2024-08-25 19:48:41

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Hahaha! I went for a hike last year and those HURT 100 people were doing their thing and damn it looked brutal! But there were a ton of aunties and uncles out there on their last last lap, it was mad impressive!

2024-08-25 19:12:00

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Is he one of those crazy people that do the 100mile race in Manoa!??

2024-08-25 19:03:55

Yo! Calling all artists on nostr to join this new curated art relay! We’re going to stop the hashtag spam, and create a space dedicated to real nostrich art for everyone’s viewing pleasure!
Use the #🖼️ to ensure your art is published to the relay!
https://i.nostr.build/nb6446.jpeg #note1ke0…fdpw

2024-08-25 01:22:41

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Just host the videos and post them on nostr for zaps bro. Instead he’s reaching out to Jack to pump his YouTube revenue.
Keep deep throating the upper class shishi it’ll work out for ya!

2024-08-25 00:32:39

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THaTs WHeRe aLl tHe VIEweRs ArE!
(And where I get paid)

2024-08-24 22:24:51

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Maybe they should simply stop youtubing?
…Or is it really just about the ad revenue dollars…

2024-08-24 15:14:21

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Or maybe that’s just when the lights come on at the party.
There are thousands of women in New York City that have been head down grinding for that cheese and have climbed the ladder of success, only to reach a lookout and realize “oh fuck, I’m 35”

2024-08-23 23:14:04

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😂🤣

2024-08-23 19:51:50

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Zaps only! Dope Zappy drawing.

2024-08-23 05:54:00

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Lyn’s really hung around and been awesome over here, thanks Lyn! Welcome back Stacy! Pretty awesome stuff happening here! Zaps are happening!

2024-08-23 03:48:45

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No! lol 😂 that’s Rupert! Cornychat is just an nostr integrated audio app where people hang!

2024-08-23 03:31:19

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👋

2024-08-22 18:47:07

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You sell bitcoin once a month for fiat and pay your bills.

2024-08-22 18:30:02

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Do the work yourself uno, I’m not just making shit up. Go read his notes.

2024-08-22 18:21:14

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The same cat admitted he brought a 13year old into his bed when he was 22. Serving time in prison doesn’t absolve an individual of such a sin.
Hopefully you’re simply ignorant of that fact and now you’ve changed your mind, or your judgement is also questionable.
I hope he never comes back.

2024-08-22 04:58:40

Sunsets in town.
#hawaii #picstr #photostr https://image.nostr.build/7a01a8132aaa3b4584d0189c4fd0408412417724c3683ecfe354dcea75d7e544.jpg

2024-08-22 01:25:11

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#note1gmm…mn59

2024-08-22 00:50:03

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Ain’t this the truth

2024-08-21 19:16:42

4hr chart looking like sellers might be running out of corn?🌽
#🌝 https://image.nostr.build/378f0ccd5012bc42287792943fc8442a0049ed6a5da63ea4a0073cd0d7f54da9.jpg

2024-08-21 06:24:36

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By all means people should do their best to be the best they can and as successful as they can be, but the key is if people are able to have kids(man and woman in relationship, without any medical issues) but CHOOSE not to, they are acting selfishly and are anti-human(actively choosing to limit human existence)

2024-08-21 06:19:59

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Yes, they should.

2024-08-21 06:16:25

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Kids don’t care about money they care about love.
Thus is a thought perpetrated by the anti-humanists to manifest their beliefs.
Having the kid will manifest the motivation to raise them in a healthy way, even if that means sacrificing one owns health(food) to do so.

2024-08-21 06:05:31

If you’re able to have kids but choose not to than you’re selfish and anti-human.

2024-08-20 22:50:03

Some freshly made pasta about to go into the fridge! Will use this for with some meat sauce and balls I have stored in the freezer I made last month and some clam sauce with lemon butter shrimp I’ll make tonight maybe?
This was my first ever batch! Taste like pasta, looks like pasta, feels decently pasta like… success? https://image.nostr.build/1e7f89cf85191b4b42b4bf6590fb829255d6c8b512a27216225941c52d752306.jpg

2024-08-20 21:19:58

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I’m going on 5 weeks with 8 to go :-(

2024-08-20 19:58:51

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This is better than anything @npub1lrn…qnw5 has made all week.

2024-08-20 00:30:44

Dude got a haircut.
#dogstr https://image.nostr.build/b58f58810fbd381e236d2c77902c01433edb2629f4a3a8d544728a9414324b7f.jpg

2024-08-19 00:43:46

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This is what is called exodus, when a ton of people all decide to leave at the same time.

2024-08-17 23:50:35

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That’s what I’m asking for, and how I currently use the global feed (for read only) but wish the home feed worked that way. Just add the same wine glass funnel icon thing at the top and let me turn them on and off!

2024-08-17 20:18:44

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😂😂😂

2024-08-17 18:55:58

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It is useful. I literally have to use the global section instead of my home feed to see and follow my friends’ posts because they get buried in my home feed. I do this by turning off all relays except for the ones my friends are using and switching between various ones of those to see different groups of people.
Topical relays are very useful.
I have no idea what “first class relays” are maybe you can explain…

2024-08-17 18:51:21

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Can you just enable the ability to turn relays on and off in the home feed and when posting? Similar to the global section!

2024-08-17 18:30:16

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Make nostr great! Allow users better relay management methods in clients!

2024-08-17 16:37:47

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🐢🔫🤦‍♂️💩☠️

2024-08-17 16:36:32

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🔫🔫

2024-08-17 16:34:34

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Cute doggo

2024-08-17 06:20:23

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This dude is totally hot.
https://www.instagram.com/p/C8tVNZgAGzr/?igsh=MXJ6YTBoc25xMm5hdA==

2024-08-16 19:30:42

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As generations age, their political views shift conservative. This will happen to millennials, albeit at a later age due to their delayed life events. This delay is countered by the extended life span of boomers.
I don’t think the outcome is as obvious as anticipated.

2024-08-16 19:22:00

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Don’t think this is true, there will be pushback from other millennials. Stop with the constant “millennials are the problem” and recognize the failures of boomers and gen x in the lessons they taught.

2024-08-16 19:20:03

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Communism has invaded the American psyche. UBI, equity goals, idolizing government, hatred of success, all classic symptoms of a communist infection.

2024-08-15 19:47:22

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100 blocks of sixty nine!

2024-08-15 18:46:28

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Clean your bedroom. Check air vents.
Might be mold growing in there somewhere. Check the mattress, behind the headboard, etc.

2024-08-14 21:20:54

This thing looked pretty damn cool in person!
#picstr #photostr #lasvegas https://image.nostr.build/603c46cfed2b0dd898f463ab0cf6916d728e2e08462c721605c9310bda461aca.jpg

2024-08-14 01:43:06

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I’m using Nostore, but it seems like the button is just … non responsive ? Doesn’t give any indication and Nostore is set to allow everything in cornychat

2024-08-14 01:31:34

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When I click save, it doesn’t do anything

2024-08-14 01:29:05

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Sup?

2024-08-13 07:03:58

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https://image.nostr.build/5b00c6ef40b93a119701a3aab5799bd60da2d38417e2e6dd69c4d1563f1f61cd.jpg

2024-08-13 06:59:27

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That means that your mute/block list doesn’t travel between clients if it’s stored by an app privately.

2024-08-13 06:58:07

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Nostrudel.ninja shows you.

2024-08-13 06:57:18

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Yes .

2024-08-13 04:50:17

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Woah we did! It works! I can read Japanese again!

2024-08-13 00:54:47

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Nah it was stuck at 190k-200k for like 30 min then it climbed to 400k for 10 min then it climbed to over 1m once Elon started talking saying he thinks they got it fixed. + another 200k in a simulstream

2024-08-13 00:49:31

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Million users on corny chat!

2024-08-13 00:47:44

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😂 when has trump ever showed up on time? He was an hour and a half late to his bitcoin conference speech.

2024-08-13 00:46:22

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He is?

2024-08-13 00:44:41

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He put the antenna in his butthole and climbed on the roof, it’s working!