retireyourwife
Retire Your Wife

https://btcpay0.voltageapp.io/apps/2KiZUqEU9WWFcghzYdYimXkgKfnL/pos

Building the safest and most private self custody option. Keep your seed phrase. Retire your wife.

Your Bitcoin, your keys, your legacy.

We are reimagining how true cypherpunks can build legacy and freedom in a world with Bitcoin and Nostr. We are a Nostr first company. By building on Nostr we are servants to no big tech overlords. We will be the change we want to see by enabling plebs to reach previously impossible levels of Bitcoin security, resiliency, and legacy.

We provide onboarding and support to create the most resilient BTC self custody setup possible via Liana Wallet. Get the security of multisig with the recover-ability of singlesig. Taproot enables you to keep all these recovery options fully private yet enforceable onchain. When you pass away your family will have idiot-proof redundancy with multiple non-kyc, private inheritance options.

Public Key

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Profile Code

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premium.primal.net

relay.primal.net

relay.nos.social

Author Public Key

npub1ct7ymfdepcunpqckargkekyjm74483ajwphq6rr6du6m7mcv0nxq947dsu

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Last Notes

2025-06-19 23:52:12

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Banking shutting down affects the poorest the most. If a bill comes in a day early and they receive funds a day late they either get charged huge fees, default, or take out usurious loans

2025-06-19 23:51:05

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Nostr is a win and grows in network effects every day 🫡

2025-06-19 23:48:34

Time locked seed plates are the ultimate inheritance

2025-06-19 14:58:28

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*Then infinite
iPhone autocorrect is such shit

2025-06-19 14:57:59

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Too many even just known issues and then invite unknown could emerge over decades.
Eventually we have to do a hard fork to fix the timestamps bug.
Quantum could emerge as a real threat(I am highly skeptical but it’s certainly possible).
It’s best practice to not do excessively long timelocks. This is partially why Liana focuses on relative timelocks that have a maximum of 65k blocks or about 15 months

2025-06-19 14:47:52

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It’s possible but not advisable.

2025-06-19 14:47:28

GM! For estate planning you can use Bitwarden’s emergency access to allow your heirs to access your BTC descriptor (NEVER private keys) after a preset delay. Hand them a steel seed plate and then Bitwarden provides them delayed access to the descriptor and you can provide instructions and other important estate documents.

2025-06-18 14:42:56

GM! Worried about Bitcoin inheritance? Just use Liana and hand your heir a time locked seed plate.

2025-06-18 03:25:07

BTC self custodial inheritance: hand your heir a seed plate that’s behind a timelock. They can’t access while you’re alive, but they have the key needed to access once you’re gone.

2025-06-17 12:49:59

GM! For a serious BTC stack a dedicated desktop computer is by far the best approach. Phones are fine for a modest stack, but not for retiring your family.
Don’t play games, browse the internet, and then handle your generational wealth on the same computer. You can get a used M1/M2 Mac Mini for $250-400. https://news.sky.com/story/meta-found-covertly-tracking-android-users-through-instagram-and-facebook-13379083

2025-06-17 02:11:09

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Oldie but goodie
https://blossom.primal.net/f84c5595a838f2601870c74e75898f22bae52e8606cf2a6c03719397606bba6c.jpg

2025-06-16 23:39:53

You can just use timelocks to make non KYC self custodial inheritance bulletproof

2025-06-16 14:24:30

GM! Liana with timelocks are a super power. Having a singlesig key behind a timelock is the ultimate inheritance. Just hand a seed plate to your heir and send them the descriptor. With timelocks they won’t be able to access until you pass on, enforced by the Bitcoin network itself. Not a closed source server that instantly breaks if a company or person disappears.

2025-06-16 02:11:01

Happy Father’s Day. Just showing up, caring, and putting in effort matters. I see your efforts as a father as a wonderful contribution to our world.

2025-06-14 16:19:52

In all past collaborative custody models a third party at minimum knows how much bitcoin you have, how it is stored and your exact threat model, and hold at least one key. If a gun is held to their heads you are in deep shit.

2025-06-13 14:14:07

GM! If a collaborative custody provider has your real name and address realize they can send bad guys straight to your door armed with precise knowledge of how much Bitcoin you have and exactly how it is stored. This can happen via hack, malicious intent, or anyone will give up that info if a gun is pointed to their families’ head. They don’t have to be a bad actor, the KYC data and knowledge of your self custody setup is the enemy. It will always leak eventually.

2025-06-13 02:49:46

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Algorithms and custodians control people’s lives

2025-06-13 02:48:33

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Love some healthy Nostr competition

2025-06-13 02:47:59

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Love it! Bitcoin is money

2025-06-13 02:19:49

@nprofile…vxv0 wallet will install and use a bitcoin node with a single click. No more trying to setup some crazy electrum server and connecting failures

2025-06-12 14:39:50

@nprofile…0jd6 can launch the current best in class Bitcoin wallet with a pruned node that requires minimal storage space with a single click. No trying to separately install, manage, and connect a node or electrum server yourself.
People claiming this is not possible are living in the BTC equivalent of the Stone Age. Go out and touch grass.

2025-06-12 12:55:06

GM! A tough spicy truth: Mac desktop is by far the best place for Bitcoin despite sadly being closed source. For a large BTC stack you really want the extra real estate of a desktop sized screen. Windows has become KYC-ed spyware and insecure af. Linux is open source and fun but typically has the worst support and most unstable apps, you will commonly run into UX issues and bugs not present in the comparable Windows and Mac apps . Mac is the most secure and stable option. Hopefully this changes, but it’s the hard truth for now.

2025-06-11 13:35:10

GM! Is it really sovereign self custody if you have a hard dependency on an outside company and 99.9% of users will never understand or even try the non-standard exit system?
You’re better than that, it’s not hard. Take an hour, watch a @nprofile…57ck video, put your seed in steel, and do a service for your family.

2025-06-10 13:38:14

GM! Multisig while you’re alive and stacking, singlesig after you’ve passed and your family needs your inheritance and legacy. This is the future with timelocks and it’s awesome.

2025-06-10 03:46:21

The BTC self custody setup you want when you are alive and have your full mental faculties is wildly different than the setup you want after you die or have a traumatic brain injury and your family needs to inherit you coins. This is the amazing super power of timelocks.

2025-06-08 12:57:08

GM! Cloud backups are just saving your BTC to someone else’s computer and hoping they will let you access it in an emergency. I don’t want my stack to live and die by the good graces of Google and Apple.

2025-06-07 21:27:43