The Dude™

The Dude Abides 🕶️ - Creator of cool T-shirts, mugs & more - Visit my shop! 🛍️ I can be snarky. I have a foul mouth. Vote blue. no DMs. NO MAGA. ☭. 🫎 - high

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npub1aalnrvqp9n23umpvl0pfvvtvy8nw9t8yx8ff70445nadcmwrwtaqrw5km3

NIP-05 Address

thedudeabides@iris.to

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nprofile1qqsw7le3kqqje4g7dsk0hs5kx9kzrehz4njrr55l8666f7kudhph97sf7p9ay

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2024-09-27 19:46:19

Before Jesse Watters there was Cucker Tarlson. The world leader in misinformation even out lying Hannity all with that stupid confused small lip pursed face he always makes. Fucking dumbshits. Cucker loves Putey pants. That's his term of endearment for Dictator Putin. https://nostrcheck.me/media/ef7f31b0012cd51e6c2cfbc296316c21e6e2ace431d29f3eb5a4fadc6dc372fa/6edee24fc0a713f18f503ee539de7876cf554d949bf1fdb1db1ea7643fa4cebd.webp

2024-09-26 10:43:22

Jared got 2 bln from the Saudis, but yeah, they need to look into Javanka.
#MAGA2024 https://nostrcheck.me/media/ef7f31b0012cd51e6c2cfbc296316c21e6e2ace431d29f3eb5a4fadc6dc372fa/513d6bc4e2cbee908913665a54da5d3e500513547684f5a3b1268f5733a5c382.webp

2024-09-20 11:35:57

I get to meet this beautiful 4 month old blue nose pitbull named Bacardi on Sunday to have her meet our chihuahuas to see if we can add her to the fam. The day also happens to be my wife Maude & I's 24th wedding anniversary. I want to rename her to Roxy Balboa. Can't wait! https://nostrcheck.me/media/ef7f31b0012cd51e6c2cfbc296316c21e6e2ace431d29f3eb5a4fadc6dc372fa/cc6dac46c2bfc190cc525c26196e84717672fdb6153d7b2d8c33c2e1b445f317.webp

2024-09-17 00:02:19

My wife, Maude met this little blue nose pittie named Bacardi today. She 4 months old and is a puppy of one of the ppl that lives by my wife's office. She saw him walking her. He wants 500 bucks for this baby. We are gonna see if our 2 chihuahuas dig her. If so, she's ours.

2024-09-11 17:45:04

I uploaded video of a song for the band that I was in, recorded in 1999. The band's name was Painflux and the song is "Disturbed". Check it out so far. It is still a work in progress, so cut me some slack, yo!
https://asscast.org/

2024-09-05 20:13:42

I created another informational site that has links to my main site to have more points of contact or traffic.
https://soloist.ai/thedudeabides

2024-09-02 15:05:05

Happy Labor day errbody, and remember that labor unions are overwhelmingly supporting Harris/Walz this election. Keep that in mind as you a joy your holidays and weekends that Unions fought for. https://nostrcheck.me/media/ef7f31b0012cd51e6c2cfbc296316c21e6e2ace431d29f3eb5a4fadc6dc372fa/dbdfd04b9d5e7ae32428bee1ba73778c1db65d53ee33b66d4e6b1f7dca167ee6.webp

2024-09-01 21:03:16

I got a shirt and the Crippling Hot Sauce 5 pack. Link below:
https://thecripplingcompany.com/pages/about-us
This kid, Drew, Lives with cerebral palsy, but has started his own business. I just supported him by buying his stuff. I got a shirt, but waiting on the hot sauce to be delivered! Order now! https://nostrcheck.me/media/ef7f31b0012cd51e6c2cfbc296316c21e6e2ace431d29f3eb5a4fadc6dc372fa/6f8d47f55f50d2c1e5c3a30b37cb29f0f2e07be0349d41109c008376cd447248.webp

2024-08-31 12:28:55

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2024-08-30 18:24:04

Beatlegeuse
Beatlegeuse
Beatleg... Nah fuck that. I might accidentally summon The Orange Fuckface™.
https://nostrcheck.me/media/ef7f31b0012cd51e6c2cfbc296316c21e6e2ace431d29f3eb5a4fadc6dc372fa/36a8781e7d32b6bc233753972e62d3c2814566b823e6ada4605b995ac69b8579.webp

2024-08-30 11:18:28

The new Clutch tour starts today!
It's the Blast Tyrant tour. I have the tour shirt that was delivered yesterday.
I don't think I'll get to see this tour though as I am in the middle of the house buying process. That really sucks, because Blast Tyrant is my favorite album. #clutch https://nostrcheck.me/media/ef7f31b0012cd51e6c2cfbc296316c21e6e2ace431d29f3eb5a4fadc6dc372fa/efb8a3e6b857b6fb941b9fde456ef87c898ef592113fa6d0114da2562f428feb.webp https://nostrcheck.me/media/ef7f31b0012cd51e6c2cfbc296316c21e6e2ace431d29f3eb5a4fadc6dc372fa/d9afc16403562ba08dc5071a804f32c887b06248e34a1e261436cb16219d3524.webp

2024-08-23 23:12:44

This is the Dude helping Tyler Durden blow up the debt record.
The Dude Abides® https://nostrcheck.me/media/ef7f31b0012cd51e6c2cfbc296316c21e6e2ace431d29f3eb5a4fadc6dc372fa/bcb05a59f4958869553b19f01d243b3dacf3f0909767742f35ebc938ff9fa09d.webp

2024-08-21 11:41:13

Installing this TP holder was a bitch. The Orange Fuckface™ wouldn't stop squirming. https://nostrcheck.me/media/ef7f31b0012cd51e6c2cfbc296316c21e6e2ace431d29f3eb5a4fadc6dc372fa/ca18b66608dfa1d4bad023f456d322df644fee338ecd1fea00f7abac188797b8.webp

2024-08-21 11:10:24

Hey errbody. I'm fairly new to NOSTR and don't quite understand how to filter or control the firehouse of nonsense that I am seeing from bitcoin bros, and foreign accounts.

2024-08-21 09:53:35

I work from home, and like to rock this shirt I designed.
It says "This Machine Destroys Fascists".
https://thedudeabides.shop/products/this-machine-destroys-fascists-design-unisex-t-shirt-1?_pos=2&_psq=Machine&_ss=e&_v=1.0 https://nostrcheck.me/media/ef7f31b0012cd51e6c2cfbc296316c21e6e2ace431d29f3eb5a4fadc6dc372fa/bb5e43075c9a1d3b7f88fde2e6fb62dae62a62fd51ebd832e62f93c32890e15b.webp

2024-08-18 13:06:24

Hey errbody!
Charlotte, NC is celebrating Pride!
I made some designs for all 50 states for Pride. They include on of the State animal and one of the State shape but raindows everywhere! 🌈
Check it out.
https://thedudeabides.shop/search?q=north+carolina https://nostrcheck.me/media/ef7f31b0012cd51e6c2cfbc296316c21e6e2ace431d29f3eb5a4fadc6dc372fa/ef1bc51f5fa881891e1601f10264f09c806c7ce60085338cf160e025c6eb01fb.webp https://nostrcheck.me/media/ef7f31b0012cd51e6c2cfbc296316c21e6e2ace431d29f3eb5a4fadc6dc372fa/c3aa1a0b06fc56756c6b489ba7491cd401b15b8064f0cbbb04ae24e2ab1a6d1b.webp

2024-08-17 18:40:13

This tweet has been up for 6 hours on Elons shitty app. 3 impressions. Fuck Elon. https://nostrcheck.me/media/ef7f31b0012cd51e6c2cfbc296316c21e6e2ace431d29f3eb5a4fadc6dc372fa/35c7c68bb35f66cdd57d4ae00608b677c10d005522d441e62bd0b27a2a1c9be6.webp

2024-08-16 20:06:52

I bought this Pink Nightmare costume a few years ago for a Christmas Party. I think it needs to make a reaopearnce this year. I'll blow a few Bongs and hit the Christmas party circuit. There is no fucking stopping the Pink Nightmare™. https://nostrcheck.me/media/ef7f31b0012cd51e6c2cfbc296316c21e6e2ace431d29f3eb5a4fadc6dc372fa/596b81457baba2d64897ad3297fc2230a9840808bffe64d7aad7f8ba41b62a8d.webp

2024-08-16 10:43:13

We have a pond in the backyard of the house we are in the process of buying. I want to make it into a real life scene from Gilligan's Island. Why the fuck not? #gilligan https://nostrcheck.me/media/ef7f31b0012cd51e6c2cfbc296316c21e6e2ace431d29f3eb5a4fadc6dc372fa/4fadbabaaecec90bf9f2e5463165f5955a81499a144dd0e6a0b7fdce00c6b7b2.webp

2024-08-16 09:26:37

Kamala Harris is a saint. She decided to take pity on The Orange Fuckface™, & extend a peace offering. She suggested they get to get her for a meeting but he insisted on playing Strip Ping Pong. She is winning & he has issues getting his cheese crackers into his facehole. https://nostrcheck.me/media/ef7f31b0012cd51e6c2cfbc296316c21e6e2ace431d29f3eb5a4fadc6dc372fa/d17cc79a6a4bd37049f23ac7275ca5ddd7a8e1f3f259b26f0718fb6520052d08.webp

2024-08-15 13:03:58

When I get hungry, I go to Micky Ds now that they have a 5 dollar value hamburders again.
So does The Orange Fuckface™. https://nostrcheck.me/media/ef7f31b0012cd51e6c2cfbc296316c21e6e2ace431d29f3eb5a4fadc6dc372fa/67d07fa23f40030be37fdd209ad6e7db7edec4e8e176c9602769ae8efd499a99.webp

2024-08-15 11:46:31

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Lol, you're funny.

2024-08-15 11:21:19

Vote Harris/Walz to move society past MAGA bullshit. https://nostrcheck.me/media/ef7f31b0012cd51e6c2cfbc296316c21e6e2ace431d29f3eb5a4fadc6dc372fa/80951df766421682e6da9ea21be09b34054afaa8429a6ef60d32b6eedab6f747.webp

2024-08-15 11:19:40

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It's gonna happen and they will be dragged kicking and screaming into the new world built by Democrats seeking fairness and equity.

2024-08-15 11:19:17

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Capitalism is evil with out checks and balances. Oligarchs can't be trusted not to give in to their base instincts to hoard their wealth. It is caveman behavior in a modern world and they need to be reigned in.

2024-08-15 10:04:35

Trump loves his kids, except Tiffany. https://nostrcheck.me/media/ef7f31b0012cd51e6c2cfbc296316c21e6e2ace431d29f3eb5a4fadc6dc372fa/0f6ea1dab7af526a66ef3716cbbea89006d09300974d047b3f0abe801ad809a6.webp

2024-08-14 21:52:58

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I'm a Lil hungry... I might get a Lil something later, IDK.
https://video.nostr.build/35dc76371b79908df4ef9d98c1aa03cc1dfa3b464c0a3eca0e901d4804c7716d.mp4

2024-08-14 21:49:38

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https://video.nostr.build/649d663281b2e51284ac105bc752d0d13bbea36069eda59453ef9a3ce65c8814.mp4

2024-08-14 21:48:34

#nevent1q…teud

2024-08-14 21:35:52

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Talk to the Republicans that keep blocking price gouging bills brought by Dems to address these types of issues that they don't want to fix so it gives Trump a talking point to campaign on. You all should be pissed about this, not just restaurants. This is the oligarchs flexing their muscles and unfettered capitalism that MAGA is fine with apparently. https://video.nostr.build/ed29b5f0c73ff6bb8f74799431b92d66cddfd66bd62de027e8cd1a18f6c2f757.mp4

2024-08-14 21:29:07

Check out my scary Pre Halloween video.
https://video.nostr.build/649d663281b2e51284ac105bc752d0d13bbea36069eda59453ef9a3ce65c8814.mp4

2024-08-13 22:55:06

Any Gen X know sumthing about this? https://image.nostr.build/6b2a416a2c9bf294e8ae97e96dee699b4f31ff36eb6766a25a34d306ff396cdd.jpg

2024-08-13 22:52:04

https://linktr.ee/Thedudelives

2024-07-09 19:29:03

New Shirt Drop Alert!
This one is an anti capitalist design:
"Proletariat >Bourgeoisie"
Check it out.
https://thedudeabides.shop/products/proletariat-bourgeoisie-design-unisex-t-shirt

2024-06-23 14:02:07

https://video.nostr.build/86138f83576bdc0a144252b16351b2bbc822b989060bdecc2f9e6df5ba52a389.mp4

2024-06-23 14:01:30

https://linktr.ee/Thedudelives
https://video.nostr.build/0f22a03f385ac6ed17686f1600de4f5ea30dfc881cd06c95a46b24056e9baa23.mp4

2024-06-23 13:17:27

My NOSTR pub key if you want to follow me back on NOSTR - @nprofile…g8m3

2024-06-23 13:16:06

I just linked my NOSTR account to Twitter.
Check it out now, the funk soul brotha , check it out now, the funk soul brotha.
https://linktr.ee/Thedudelives

2024-06-23 13:14:14

What up NOSTR?
https://linktr.ee/Thedudelives

2024-06-13 14:10:48

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Your orange god is a dumpster fire of doofus, Putin, Authoritarianism and Fascism. You should really go fuck your self and This pig is going to go through some things. https://image.nostr.build/b751135ca2f68abc33c484aa297dc514080be43dfe62472dd8cc5ee075f20757.gif

2024-06-13 14:07:55

This pig is going to go through some things. https://image.nostr.build/b751135ca2f68abc33c484aa297dc514080be43dfe62472dd8cc5ee075f20757.gif

2024-06-12 12:56:04

I fuck with MAGA daily. It's my stock and trade at this point. Not sure what I will do when they all move to Russia or die fighting the US Military in some farsicle Civil War™. https://video.nostr.build/ea9a8d06d1ff9700f7bb5f6ae13d80b555515b8e736e9c633ec31f56c3722c37.mp4

2024-06-12 10:56:39

Allies are all around. Don't let MAGA deter you. Enjoy your life and mute the hate.
https://linktr.ee/Thedudelives
#love #loveislove #pride https://video.nostr.build/7c78661c72b4b2d8db3bd1dca59f2bb894ca60a19b9c5c3731f572802335d30e.mp4

2024-06-12 09:02:39

Waiting for Stable Diffusion 3 to drop today. Excited!
https://image.nostr.build/3c15e7dee2c3395b0570ce5881a78d3926a2b5cac075d4f3e330fc2982ff9d27.jpg

2024-06-11 19:49:39

It's weird to take such glee in weaponizing the justice system against a private citizen for crimes that thousands of other citizens do all the time. Usually it's MAGA with the guns, & the ones committing those crimes. The justice system worked as intended in Hunters case as well as The Orange Fuckface™. We should make a "Running Man" type game show and hunt citizens for doing criminal acts. We could also include fat diaper shitting Orange former Presidents. Is the Purgey enough for you guys? https://media.tenor.com/T_Ccli32qi4AAAAM/hey-hi.gif

2024-06-11 16:28:20

Seems Biden's Orange drank Is a bit controversial in the smooth MAGA brain.
https://image.nostr.build/4cee2b5e6c604cda900067be4b4e05020d9da6bab69288ce1e627379dffabf1e.jpg

2024-06-06 11:00:19

Most illegal immigrants aren't as dangerous to America is this one Legal immigrant. The difference? A fuck ton of money helped Elmo buy his citizenship. Time to deport him and Rupert Murdoch. https://image.nostr.build/946b80aa04468ee7608cd641fe95d42fcb1e12a1ae0241fa7d4b619d16c4eb79.jpg

2024-06-05 15:05:34

One of my old Bosses at a fast food restaurant that rhymes with Wendy's always said: "If you got time to lean, you got time to clean.", so somebody get this Hamberder eating MFer a broom. https://image.nostr.build/dbf8cb159b13b319842bbc601bb7a46bf51c94236ea2eebe0db8a2338375a667.jpg

2024-06-02 11:45:14

Vibrant rainbows as gay pride symbols have woven their way into fashion, becoming iconic expressions of love and identity 🌈✨. We celebrate this evolution with our desjgns that let you wear your pride your way, every day. Happy Pride everyone. https://thedudeabides.shop/collections/pride-designs

2024-05-30 14:43:29

Hey MAGA,
This design is Ashli Babbitt approved.
FAFO - Fluff Around Find Out FAFO
https://thedudeabides.shop/search?q=fluff
https://image.nostr.build/02c075550a925ae8ec9bf2b0a7f1e8177157717618c9b3e4229283b808d8fa73.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/efada0c96fb9d9839f4facfcb2270459e7c015734e335ef4e1d1f4ded176dc0b.jpg https://image.nostr.build/fe595b01d47dc92f4564886f600368f0a67d60353dc0cc2061f00440e787797f.jpg

2024-05-29 10:59:36

Mr Global has some info on inflation as it relates to the minimum wage. It's pretty interesting to find out that a higher min wage DOES NOT create higher inflation. In fact, the states with higher min wages are half as likely to see higher inflation. It's almost a 3 min video that everyone should watch. To me it is capitalist manipulation to claim higher wages cause inflation and a scare tactic for keeping wages low and profits for the shareholders high.
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLWUbGrX/

2024-05-28 17:06:26

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Seriously go fuck yourself, dude.

2024-05-28 17:00:55

FYI. I made a reversible bucket hat with a weed leaf motif pattern with the Abide logo on the front and back as well as a graphic on top that is the Wake N Bake on the outside and Late Night Baking in the inside. https://image.nostr.build/727d562e3090940f9ba3fb1a2a27058ff1ebf3ed8a5bbafa7026efb2edf5317a.jpg https://image.nostr.build/bb8a6ef3d5afd90a7d1f630df46c9e43a7b7ae235552385030fd02b94406a8c7.jpg
Check it out!
https://thedudeabides.shop/products/wake-n-bake-late-night-baking-reversible-bucket-hat

2024-05-28 11:19:16

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No thanks, we don't like Fascism.
https://image.nostr.build/3c5ff821d2f5208c58e7ca6cb392c9af97336322ef1d6e6956acfc4a85a29f7b.jpgg

2024-05-28 11:18:03

Anybody like grouchy animals and a cute punk rock song?
https://thedudeabides.shop/search?q=fluffy
https://video.nostr.build/584d2926abc30cc5bd3dcf2d2c35dbc66752c0ed880ad5c8878fbd506fb4bb95.mp4

2024-05-26 11:25:15

I invite you to check out my profile for tips on haute cuisine.
https://image.nostr.build/cb75c079deb1906dde5dd343a8725c71210f6eb223ce44adb3d504c648012158.jpg

2024-05-26 10:15:05

Craig is a fucking legend. https://image.nostr.build/9b83a2b0303ba182941ac0c9f30486243cdaacc6cfb09d414487ec561c994642.jpg

2024-05-25 11:32:07

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Yes, I am trying to jump ship too. Elon's Folly isn't just about the Cyber Dumpster™. https://image.nostr.build/f61ee810dc6482070b725767811a3041144408b7fab0bc905963009d7674fe5f.jpg

2024-05-25 11:06:51

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Why would you quite Infowars? Are you some sort of Q nut job? Are the frogs still turning gay?

2024-05-25 11:04:58

Elon's Folly is doing well... https://image.nostr.build/f61ee810dc6482070b725767811a3041144408b7fab0bc905963009d7674fe5f.jpg

2024-05-23 12:09:03

I added a video of these designs set to a punk song I made.
https://video.nostr.build/393228680d60b48ca8aabb7554e3e0c335495e5efe3aebd2ae31548fcddaf07b.mp4ounk
#nevent1q…e7wl

2024-05-20 22:58:34

https://thedudeabides.shop/search?q=fluff https://video.nostr.build/369594aaac0824c65eca21d30d715097adfb194a89de764348ebf95ea639acba.mp4

2024-05-20 22:56:01

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Gen X over here be like... https://image.nostr.build/8ced4a30c8acaccf203a56b51c64cd965209e4d0cdf3ef8b3a10be89dcc337c9.jpg

2024-05-20 19:51:19

I made a punk rock song for my "Go Fluff Yourself" & "Don't Fluff With Me Today" designs.m that I just created and uploaded to my website.
Check it out.
https://thedudeabides.shop/search?q=fluff
https://video.nostr.build/79e9ab88f833a4379f7edc63ab40fa2fe08be9900a657767a3fc3058803ad17d.mp4

2024-05-20 11:20:58

This Pride Month, make every interaction in public a bold statement of love and equality with our vibrant collection of Pride designs. Let's celebrate diversity and stand against hate, cuz every color represents a voice in the chorus of freedom. ✊🏳️‍🌈
https://thedudeabides.shop/collections/pride-designs
#PrideMonth #Equality #TheDudeAbides https://video.nostr.build/3cadfadea2a2e14a2ccb9a44213af8d346518cef47635a70b7d9159c4a0d080b.mp4

2024-05-17 16:04:18

I just made an industrial song called Cicada Armageddon™ and the lyrics are "Do The Cicada Stomp!!!" 🪲🦶
Check this out!
https://thedudeabides.shop/products/cicadageddon-catch-the-buzz-design-unisex-t-shirt
#CicadaGeddon #cicadas #cicadaseason #cicadapocalypse #Bugs
https://video.nostr.build/70a0b31d784731210e09f39897f437c8bee9bb0602547ea9156c6345e45a7b75.mp4

2024-05-17 16:01:47

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Sure, doucher.

2024-05-16 09:37:40

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MAGA is not a good look.

2024-05-16 09:36:45

Is hate rampant on this protocol or is this guy just a MAGA doucher and Pedo?
https://image.nostr.build/c167409d7f366d4673f11bbab8934f0ed4d85bf1574200b33ed063a621662804.jpg

2024-05-16 09:33:58

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Hey doucher. https://image.nostr.build/c167409d7f366d4673f11bbab8934f0ed4d85bf1574200b33ed063a621662804.jpg

2024-05-16 09:28:51

Pride designs for sale. This design series is entitled "Pride Lives Here".
There are 100 designs broken down into 2 groups of 50 designs each if either the state animal or state shape in rainbow colors with the state name also referenced to let everyone show that Pride is celebrated in their state in America.
Check it out, dudes! https://video.nostr.build/dce72be6f45943645915fba53474563503c855dc7869d8f99399f1c4a61f5e29.mp4
https://thedudeabides.shop/collections/pride-designs

2024-05-14 23:12:13

Jebus. Now I gotta try to find a Torso to buy for 100k https://image.nostr.build/cc2118a9bd94cd1640dd7ed39f749384c2dec27fac903537bccc4759c0dcba6a.jpg

2024-05-12 13:01:22

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Were planting cucumbers, and imma get some cucumber molds to hook into the vines when Maude ain't looking.
This harvest is gonna be fucking lit.
https://a.co/d/1XPMnce

2024-05-12 11:32:53

Cockcumber Mold for Growing Cucumber and Eggplant into Fun Shapes Vegetable Fruit Mold (1) https://a.co/d/1XPMnce

2024-05-11 22:44:18

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Yeah he ain't running the fight club, but certainly is a member. You can always tell. In death. We have a name. His name was Robert Paulson. His name was Robert Paulson.

2024-05-11 19:18:03

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Yes 💯

2024-05-11 12:23:26

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I haver never been to Tokyo. I would very much like to visit. I am in the USA.

2024-05-11 11:31:40

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Hello. I'm here now. If you decide to follow. Me, just know this will be us. https://image.nostr.build/da602495f0730a7714cd15ee4133839affae4ecb405c056db54b36332b217e83.jpg

2024-05-10 21:02:04

Hello Dudes! Just getting started on here and checking it out. Hopefully this is more positive than Elmo's dead bird app. https://image.nostr.build/8bd2c7d67996a40b9959ec4028a2dd47b1594429ba10b27a4955f4dd1281b89b.jpg

2024-05-10 11:21:58

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I am here because of Jack Dorsey. Hopefully this will be something to finally kill Elmos folly.