The Felon Pope :popephil:

Mock them until they foam at the mouth;then laugh and mock them some more.

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2024-10-22 19:50:06

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@npub1xr8…vs4w
It's my wife beeping at me that drives me nuts.

2024-10-02 19:37:57

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@npub1npg…nt5c sanity - perversion.

2024-10-02 17:15:07

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@npub1ptm…6rn8 Now, kids learn to read inspite of the school and the teaching methods not as a result of them. I have taught 4, 8-9 year old kids to read, all of them were considered hopeless by their schools. The most difficult case took 10 weeks (meeting once per week for 90 minutes), the others took 8 weeks. After that they were reading at grade level. Its the schools that are hopeless not the kids.
Of course, I have the advantage of not having been brainwashed by a teaching college.

2024-09-15 20:12:34

So my wife has it in her head that it would be a good idea the mix the sheep and the goats instead of keeping them seperate. This means she wants me to do it. So I went out their and opened the gate between their pastures. Within 2 minutes they had just swapped places and were grazing away on the wrong side of the fence. Hardly any mixing took place at all. I'll try again next weekend.

2024-09-13 14:16:10

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2024-09-11 14:03:48

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@npub1dux…wjvy They have been completely dumbed down and made vacuous. Nothing is to be learned from them as the format/questions completely preclude the possibility. it's a waste of time to even bother watching them.

2024-09-01 21:11:46

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@npub1h2f…ahme no. I trimmed her hedges so she was thanking me.

2024-09-01 21:05:38

My sister baked a cake for me. She doesn't mess around.
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2024-08-18 20:37:31

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@npub1h05…shrl well I might be okd and senile one day so maybe I stored away some good karma for myself

2024-08-18 20:27:20

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I stayed with her for sometime. I think about 9 hours. She told me the same story 20 times, but completely enjoyed the goats. Then it finally started to rain and the goats dashed for the barn. She turns to me and says, goats hate the rain. I should go home now, but I dont know the way. So I walked her home during which we introduced ourselves to each other 4 times. My wife would be so good with this stuff but of course it happens when she's gone.

2024-08-18 20:21:47

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She goes on and says I came to see some goats, but I can't find them, even though I'm not allowed to because the goat people don't want me there. I said my wife is the goat person and you are welcome to see them. Would you like me to show you the way? Oh yes it will help me not be lonely and think about my boy dying. (I can't believe this is happening to me) so I take her to the goats. They filled her with joy. She was like a little kid whooping in delight. 2 of 3

2024-08-18 20:16:05

God is punishing me. Our neighbor's mother lives with her. She suffers from advanced dementia. I went out the front door to put away my garden tools before it rains. I hear a voice and look over and that senile old lady is sitting on our porch talking to herself. Of course my wife isn't home to rescue me and I have no idea what to do. She sees me and says, Hi I've been alone for so long and I can't take the intense loneliness any longer. (Why couldn't it have been somebody there to shoot me 1/?

2024-08-17 18:03:00

Im at the 30th birthday party for a niece. There are a lot of her friends here (from college, etc) that are about her age. Of about 10 guys, 8 are effeminate. Of the 13 females, 9 are fat and the 2 ugliest are married lesbians.
We are doomed.

2024-08-17 14:59:19

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@npub1sn4…xwk9 even so, I'm especially careful to keep my phone well away from my junk.

2024-08-17 14:56:52

Anybody else where one of these lead smocks when they step outside of their faraday cages?
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2024-08-17 13:58:58

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@npub1h05…shrl yes, I realize that not everybody can keep up such a grueling schedule, but I try to set a good example.

2024-08-17 13:51:13

Saturday is chore day. I keep a pretty aggressive schedule. 1 hour of rest for every 25 minutes of chores. On Sunday, I keep more sustainable schedule; 2 hours of rest for every 15 minutes of chores.

2024-08-17 13:04:27

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@npub1sn4…xwk9 well I can't see this. Does that make me retarded?

2024-08-14 19:56:16

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@npub1sha…uuuh Could be, I guess. It could be used for all kinds of evil purposes.
Just selling them to illegals could probably bring in a nice chunk of cash.

2024-08-14 19:51:20

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@npub1h05…shrl Funny how all the "glitches" go in one direction.

2024-08-14 19:44:37

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@npub12hn…jefx What we need to do, is get people like this out of the USA.

2024-08-14 19:41:08

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@npub1sha…uuuh It's crazy not to have your credit history frozen.

2024-08-14 19:27:53

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@npub1xg3…nyjk how much to you get paid to spew this complete bull shit?

2024-08-14 19:21:13

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@npub1jkg…lg4s TRUTH.

2024-08-14 19:14:13

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@npub1w2g…feln The Pope approves of your message

2024-08-14 19:12:51

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@npub1ttw…67ld Seems that the real global health emergency is butt humping, the pox is just a side effect.

2024-08-10 13:16:37

I needed 12 screws for something, I have hundreds of screws in stock but nothing quite right. So I ran to Home Depot and found a 12 pack of exactly what I needed. Got home and discovered the 12 pack had only 10 screws in it. Boy was I bugged.

2024-08-08 20:13:39

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@npub1sha…uuuh oh? how do you know exactly?

2024-08-08 20:11:44

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@npub1sha…uuuh You might have finally stumbled on something that is worse than chicken porn.

2024-08-07 14:16:43

Honey, does this chair make me look fat?
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2024-08-06 23:01:10

We bought new hay holders for the barn. Harley is helping me assemble them.
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2024-08-06 19:25:21

The fox is guarding the hen house.
https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/justice-department-monitor-compliance-federal-voting-rights-laws-michigan

2024-08-06 14:54:38

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@npub1h05…shrl It's interesting to me that PA, which is fairly liberal, also got a D, and Alaska, which is fairly conservative got an A. The list is weird and I wonder what the criteria was.

2024-08-05 23:51:04

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@npub140v…ysvf those babies are even uglier in person than they are in pics.

2024-08-04 13:12:47

The goats are having a picnic
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2024-08-03 18:25:15

Would somebody please tell Nabisco that one serving of oreos is one row, not 3 cookies. They tell you that a serving is 160 calories but its really 800.

2024-08-01 18:14:16

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@npub12k7…9und Yes,public bathrooms and locker rooms, too.

2024-08-01 15:23:00

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2024-08-01 15:22:47

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2024-08-01 15:22:25

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2024-08-01 08:54:30

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@npub1p3n…v4ug I go to bed at 10 and get up at 4. Its why I'm rich.

2024-08-01 01:32:09

Good night weird people.

2024-07-31 20:12:42

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2024-07-28 00:03:16

My wife is an animal whisperer. Just now she was in the pasture with the sheep. She was standing near the fence and a deer (doe) walks right up to her on the other side of the fence and stood there while wife talked to it. This isn't supposed to happen. Soon I'm gonna hear that we need another barn for deer.

2024-07-27 21:35:15

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@npub1yev…f08e will tye soylent green be made from democrats? Asking for a friend

2024-07-27 11:59:35

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@npub1mlr…w32q your arrogance is cringe, you should consider muting yourself

2024-07-26 18:38:39

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@npub1h05…shrl I can't imagine how he put that together.

2024-07-26 17:47:34

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@npub1k45…epgq try this
https://12ft.io/proxy?q=https%3A%2F%2Fstudyfinds.org%2Fmusic-key-to-staying-sharp%2F

2024-07-26 17:23:25

@npub1k45…epgq Perhaps this is why we remain geniuses in our dotage.
https://12ft.io/proxy

2024-07-25 23:58:44

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@npub1xd3…9tk9 my dentist, who was practically a vaccine missionary, had to quit practicing because his vaccine injuries were so severe.

2024-07-25 19:13:13

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@npub1h05…shrl When I first look at this, I thought it was a pic of ugly row houses.

2024-07-25 18:35:10

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@npub1mxe…pv2m I would be delighted to have you whip me up some and serve it with a sandwhich please.

2024-07-24 00:32:07

Im sitting in a rocking chair on the front porch, rocking away while watching the sunset. Good grief, I've become my grandparents

2024-07-24 00:17:18

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@npub1k45…epgq she doesn't think in terms of right and wrong; she's more of a top or bottom kind of girl.

2024-07-24 00:06:50

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@npub1mrz…0z3x he better where protective gear against infectious diseases.

2024-07-22 20:16:27

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@npub1t3d…qnlg yes momentum, much like a car careening off of a cliff.

2024-07-21 23:02:57

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@npub140v…ysvf and Trumps mother was from Scotland.

2024-07-21 22:38:07

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@npub140v…ysvf this is not correct. She was born in the US to legal residence and it has been well established that this makes her a natural born citizen. She has a US birth certificate.

2024-07-21 20:52:04

The dems that are left are hilariously jumping behind cumala and singing her praises, just a week ago she was an embarrassment too them. They really are retarded.

2024-07-19 00:16:21

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@npub1k45…epgq he denied this in a tweet

2024-07-17 16:01:12

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@npub1k45…epgq I had absolutely no idea that my recliner was so dangerous. Why hasn't congress banned them?

2024-07-16 20:02:57

It seems that the left wing presstitutes are trying to discredit JDV, but damn, they are making him sound better all the time. I hope he is at least half of what they say he is.

2024-07-16 14:34:46

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2024-07-15 23:07:50

I'll say this about JD Vance. He has balls that are 100x larger then the tiny things Mike Pence has, which his wife keeps in her purse.

2024-07-15 19:39:07

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@npub1p3n…v4ug well that's not great news.

2024-07-14 15:04:01

Its a hot and humid day here today and I just spent 3 hours weed wracking. Using a gas powered weed Wacker. I'm sore and tired but I'm not dead and am not having chest pains. Though I wondered if I might drown in my own sweat. I did take two 5 minute breaks. All in all not bad for an old guy.

2024-07-14 01:00:33

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Ok so on way home wife says, I couldn't believe what they said and I was surprised you didn't erupt after the first comment and was surprised at your vehemence when you finally did erupt. But everything you said is true and letting such horrible comments pass is tacit approval. And the look of shame on their faces means your response was very effective, so bravo, I was uncomfortable by it but also proud of you. So I said diez that mean you'll show me your boobies?

2024-07-13 23:52:54

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BIL says thats a bit over the top. His son says no, he's exactly right, if you want my daughter to be safe, you won't vote for Biden.

2024-07-13 23:51:39

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Offer up your grand daughters to be raped by a pervert. You must be sick.

2024-07-12 17:58:27

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@npub1pc6…mu7e dem men are a bunch of wimps.

2024-07-12 12:39:17

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2024-07-11 00:30:03

We have a drawer in our kitchen just for chocolate (and some other candy but mostly chocolate). It often calls to me in the night. I've resisted for weeks but the pull grows stronger and stronger. Soon ill be sleep walking to it in the night and stuffing my face. I better start checking the counter for drool in the morning. The 6 different kinds if ice cream with 3 different sauces in the freezer isn't very helpful either. Did I mention the cookies on the counter? Its a miracle im not huge.

2024-07-11 00:08:56

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Do you get a thrill out of dominating goats? I said no, but they do, I'm sure you can identify. Then I ran.

2024-07-11 00:07:46

My wife is trying to introduce new goats to old goat. She's been telling me the old goat is very aggressive (at first I thought she was talking about her mother). So she's been asking me to come and observe and manage it so she could watch. Tonight I finally acquiesced. He was pretty docile. He played with them but wasn't aggressive. Wife says. Why is it that he is so different when your here. I said because I'm an alpha male and dominance oozes from my pores. She says. 1 of 2

2024-07-10 23:38:18

Its a sad day. The repair shop delivered our lawnmower today. A whole week early and Wife saw it before I could hide it and canceled the lawn service that was coming tomorrow.

2024-07-09 18:06:33

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@npub1h05…shrl I have one but don't really use it, but i don't want to see it.

2024-07-09 18:04:29

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@npub1h05…shrl I'm not going to look at it but it's probably impossible to tell.

2024-07-08 23:03:08

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@npub1h05…shrl I hope somebody reminds him to wash his butt with soap.

2024-07-08 20:12:11

So I bought my wife one of these shits that has a zipper over the boobs. She said it was for nursing and completely missed what a romantic gesture it was. I'm an under appreciated romantic.
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2024-07-07 00:16:24

So today I drove 325 miles in the motorhome to get my daughters stuff out of her apartment then drove 325 miles back home. I got gas 3x. $152, $145, and $137. The last leg of the trip, after getting off the highway, the brakes started feeling mushy. 8 miles from home the brake light came on. In the driveway I had to use the emergency brake to stop. I stopped just in time to not take out the fence. I guess I should probably have it towed to get the brakes fixed.

2024-07-04 13:22:14

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motorhome, cleaned the battery terminals and diagnosed and repaired a small electrical problem. All while I sat on my ass. No the wife is up so the sitting might be over soon.

2024-07-04 13:20:39

My son has a paid internship this summer. He gets holidays off but no vacation time. He had off today but not tomorrow and its too far to come for one day. So I was quite surprised when he waltzed in at 415am while I was having my morning coffee. Turns out that they had some problem that had them all stumped. He had a brainstorm late Monday night so he went in and fixed the problem so they gave him tomorrow off as a reward. By 8 am he had replaced the motor to the electric steps on the 1of2

2024-07-04 00:26:10

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@npub1sha…uuuh yes and it sounds like a furious infant. Its quite creepy. Next time if I think of it I'll record it.

2024-07-03 20:03:22

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@npub1sha…uuuh Won't eat, has a heart murmer, persistant vomiting, and more.
I don't think I would take that on.

2024-07-03 19:47:49

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@npub1h05…shrl HAHAHAHA

2024-07-02 20:09:20

Trump sure is a trend setter. Seems to me that wearing orange face is racist.
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2024-07-02 00:28:26

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grade me drawings I mostly got Ds and an occasional C. Now she tells me she can't believe how mean she was, especially since she basically learned how to draw from those sessions. By 10 she had surpassed me. So hers is her first real drawing
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2024-07-02 00:25:59

When my daughter was 10 years old. My wife and hermaphrodite dragged her to a garden store. She was very bored. She often got bored so carried around a back pack with stuff in it to entertain herself. She plunked herself in a chair and drew what was in front of her. My MIL had it framed and hung it in her house. Now that she passed it came back to us. We had forgotten all about it. When she was very young she often wanted me to draw with her. Then she was terrible at it but she would 1of2

2024-06-30 19:57:19

Who remembers "your kiss is on my list by Hall and Oats?
I took my wife out to lunch. On the way home I said now you better make me a nice dinner. She said you are sooo my list. So I sang the afore mentioned song to her but changed the words slightly:
🎵 Because your tits, your tits are on my list. Because your tits your tits I can't resist, because your tits are what I miss when we turn out the light.🎶
Follow me for more romance tips.

2024-06-29 23:45:15

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@npub1sha…uuuh sorry. It was awful almost made me vomit. I could barely eat the second scoop.

2024-06-29 16:30:43

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@npub1h05…shrl well then you'll have to suffer

2024-06-29 16:27:36

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@npub1h05…shrl try a naked rain dance with your neighbors.

2024-06-29 16:05:19

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@npub1h05…shrl no rain. My lawnmower is in the shop, i dont need any grass growth and I already watered the stuff that needed it.

2024-06-27 14:48:38

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@npub1zw6…4qes wow, I'm nowhere near old enough to retire, Mrs. G.

2024-06-25 18:54:38

I can't imagine why anybody would have an objection to this.
seems to me that women should be allowed to go topless and men should not, expecially if they have moobs.
https://nypost.com/2024/06/25/lifestyle/i-flash-my-boobs-at-nyc-tourist-hotspots-for-gender-equality-if-you-dont-like-it-dont-look/

2024-06-23 02:04:02

My son came home for the weekend. So we took them out to dinner. Since my wife's sister was hone alone, my wife invited her too. So there were 5 of us. My wife made the mistake of telling our kids they could pick any place they want. When we got there and I saw the menu, I about had a heart attack. It ended up being 450 bucks. Not much cheaper than my first car. Next time I'm picking the place. We'll go to the city mission.

2024-06-19 15:05:25

So the climate change dupes, vandalized Stonhedge. The fact that they think this will make people sympathetic to their cause, just underscores the fact that they are retarded, although the cause itself already proves it.

2024-06-17 14:17:14

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@npub1k45…epgq yeah, but they are genuises compared to him. he is one of the dumbest people in the public eye. Do you see, so much as, a glimmer of intelligence in his eyes?

2024-06-17 00:15:13

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@npub1c66…tduv no interaction between the candidates, is dumb and is probably a biden requirement, he can't prepare for that.

2024-06-16 14:08:24

Last night my MIL was a bit restless. So my SIL asked me and then told her that I would come and play and sing for her this morning. Just as I was getting ready to leave, I got the word that she died. She loved to tease me, so I'm pretty sure she did that on purpose. She got the last slam. I might even miss the old bat a little bit.