FruitSaladMike ☣️

Trans man, anti woke and not relying on others.
I can't get enough of myself!
#Bitcoin & #Freedom
Content moderator for my own content!

Zaps will be forwarded to someone who needs them.

Public Key

npub17psnu8dtnuxnazcj2s2vg7ckk9v20eske8mvuhu7e7yx6z27zzdqk8q4ur

NIP-57 Address

easternselect45@walletofsatoshi.com

Profile Code

nprofile1qqs0qcf7rk4e7rf73vf9g9xy0vttzk98uctvnakwt70vlzrdp90ppxs5lyhy4

Author Public Key

npub17psnu8dtnuxnazcj2s2vg7ckk9v20eske8mvuhu7e7yx6z27zzdqk8q4ur

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Last Notes

2024-09-09 03:54:47

GM #coffeechain
It's Monday, the trauma is real!

2024-09-05 18:27:00

Learn to say "No!"!

2024-08-29 17:40:34

Good evening #nostr
when I arrived back home today, my landlords were waiting for me. Apparently they made a mistake with my utility bills. I've paid too much since I moved in.
The next two months I don't have to pay any rent.
Should I increase my minimum zap size for a second time this month?

2024-08-20 03:59:08

The freedom of choice!
GM #coffeechain
#nevent1q…jzuy

2024-08-18 17:57:06

Since 1492 baby 😆😆
#nevent1q…7pye

2024-08-18 13:26:29

They implemented that in Germany after WW2. It simply doesn't work, but opting out is unnecessarily difficult or even impossible if you don't want to leave the country.
Best advice here is to forget about it and invest in your own retirement plan. Which is taxed and they have plans to charge you for social security on your earnings 😂
Yes, the system is screwed.
#nevent1q…vq7j

2024-08-18 05:37:44

GM #coffeechain
No, I'm not getting out of bed before 10.

2024-08-17 19:18:03

I know I am...
#nevent1q…32q7

2024-08-17 19:16:33

Good evening #nostr
Today I tried something new and went to an art gallery.
Turns out that I'm not smart enough for art.

2024-08-17 19:15:26

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you are talking about it, therefore it's real

2024-08-17 04:02:12

GM #coffeechain
Today I'm enjoying my first coffee in bed.

2024-08-16 18:06:59

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what is fart posting? could be the stage before shitposting... 🤷‍♂️
but you are on fire today! I love it 😘

2024-08-16 17:59:57

There she is, the queen of shitposting! Follow her and you won't be disappointed!
#nevent1q…a5m0

2024-08-16 17:58:02

Good evening #nostr
Going by bike only took 30 minutes longer than I need by train. Of course that includes the commute to the station.
Gonna do that more often from now on. Quick shower at work after arrival and I'm ready for work.
#nevent1q…4a3t

2024-08-16 17:54:18

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gross! girls don't poop or pee

2024-08-16 17:51:32

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oh yes, thanks for calling me a basic ass white boy 👍

2024-08-16 17:49:50

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fuck yes 😂😂

2024-08-16 17:46:55

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cause it's hilarious

2024-08-16 04:27:16

GM #coffeechain
Time to try something new. Going to work on my bike. It's just 36km, should be doable.

2024-08-15 18:05:21

Money for nothing and your chicks for free...
Good evening #nostr
#nevent1q…geku

2024-08-14 04:00:30

GM #coffeechain
Dubai or Madagascar? In both cases I have to work...

2024-08-13 17:45:22

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not losing your notes

2024-08-13 17:33:26

"Nobody dies a virgin. Life fucks us all."
Kurt Cobain
#nevent1q…sz4j

2024-08-13 17:30:49

Good evening #nostr
I checked on my kickboxing coach today, he still refuses to let me do one on one contact training. 😩
All my doctors saying that they can't do anything about my pain tolerance.
Maybe I start a freak show with myself as the main act, hammering nails through different body parts 😆

2024-08-13 03:50:16

GM #coffeechain
Just watched some parts of the Musk/Trump interview.
Elon just couldn't get Trump's dick out of his mouth. Although Trump seemed to be very clear and focused and never lost control. I was hoping for some rants in gibberish 😆

2024-08-12 04:04:30

GM #coffeechain
My team leader wants me to lead his meeting today. He is sick and won't make it.
I don't know what the meeting is about, neither was I invited 😆
It's going to be glorious.

2024-08-11 17:27:39

Good evening #nostr
How was your weekend?

2024-08-11 06:07:50

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😆
It's not that. In this case the restaurant just opened up last weekend and I was already out of town.
My comfort zone is almost as big as my ego 😆
But thanks for your concern 😘

2024-08-10 05:59:53

Hi @nprofile…3tqm
are you or your publisher planning on translations of your book?
Would make a nice Christmas present, but unfortunately not all of my friends would read the book in English.
If you see this note and answer, Thank you!

2024-08-10 04:43:28

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sounds like KYC
yuck 😆

2024-08-09 18:31:02

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glad I could make you laugh, now let us try something else 😏

2024-08-09 18:16:03

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700M or 700k?

2024-08-09 18:11:45

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and just like that my evening is saved. thx friend

2024-08-09 18:09:50

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a bit early, but thanks.

2024-08-09 18:02:41

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on my knees...

2024-08-09 04:05:12

GM #coffeechain
Four hours of sleep is enough, right?

2024-08-07 04:21:01

GM #coffeechain
How is everyone today?

2024-08-06 18:18:33

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Wow 😭😭😭
I meant a receipt for a Sunday roast, you mean bot!

2024-08-06 18:15:04

Oi @nprofile…w4vy I need a good roast.

2024-08-06 17:55:51

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all the best 🫂

2024-08-06 17:48:17

My bullies sat on my head. They didn't talk much, or at least I couldn't hear it😆
Good evening #nostr
#nevent1q…9y0q

2024-08-06 17:45:52

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Bring me the horizon.

2024-08-02 18:11:58

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you tagged me?

2024-08-02 03:53:43

GM #coffeechain
Finally it's time to get up again before 6am

2024-07-31 05:35:30

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2024-07-31 05:34:29

GM #coffeechain
#nevent1q…env7

2024-07-30 17:47:25

Good evening #nostr
with all the elections happened and happening in the near future, there will be the "stolen" ones.
My question:
Would you be willing to give up your anonymous vote in order to get realistic and verifiable results? Everyone could see how you voted, but you can see that your vote was counted right.
#asknostr #Venezuela #elections

2024-07-13 12:23:14

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the real question:
can you opt out?

2024-07-13 12:05:25

Create a new npub? So much work 😩
Oi #nostr it's me again with a new #shitpost
#nevent1q…2h0m

2024-06-19 18:05:15

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welcome!
Please enjoy your stay with an ice cold Pepsi!

2024-06-19 04:11:44

GM #coffeechain
So #chickstr is live, what about #cockstr ?
#nevent1q…p3c8

2024-06-18 19:11:22

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I'd be happy with a little ball (or two) 😆 but I guess you mean scoops.

2024-06-18 18:40:15

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keep them or buy an ice cream

2024-06-17 18:47:37

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apples and pears...

2024-06-17 18:42:11

nostr is the new smurf!
you can nostr everything, even if it hasn't been nostred before.
smurftastic! I mean nostrtastic
#nevent1q…84cw

2024-06-15 18:02:43

Go out and find a place where you can buy an ice cream with your sats...
#nevent1q…rj9c

2024-06-15 17:52:02

Mass adoption and usage brings value. Not a few horders sitting on it till death.
Use it, spend it but remember that there won't be any helicopter #bitcoin
#nevent1q…93ex

2024-06-13 18:12:01

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it blocks users by just visiting the profile, with
@npub12gu…fle6 it happens every time I view one of his posts. I unblock and click his next post and he is blocked again...

2024-06-13 18:05:03

Wtf #Amethyst ???
I didn't report any post!!!
To everyone getting reported by me, I'm sorry. The app is doing what it wants

2024-06-13 17:50:33

🤔🤔🤔
#nevent1q…s9qy

2024-06-11 17:48:06

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"This same spam-effect will hit the least information-dense ones, which is why we can expect each cohort to eventually branch off into their preferred nevent, relay, client and hashtag realms, where they can be themselves without feeling put-upon by other npubs' negative reactions."

2024-06-10 18:07:01

The excitement about the iPad is ridiculous. If I pay that much money for a freaking pen I expect that it writes in every single app.

2024-06-09 17:57:34

I didn't vote. I didn't know what to vote for because there isn't a democratic option left...
Good evening #nostr
#nevent1q…pgkp

2024-06-08 19:00:12

Good evening #nostr
I'm not allowed to book a stripper for the stag party 🙄

2024-06-08 18:43:20

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not in the near future. Tomorrow I have to go to Zurich for two weeks, then my best friend is getting married (lots to prepare), July I will do absolutely nothing in Malta 😆 and in August I start my new job and will be in Africa for two or three weeks.

2024-06-08 04:51:54

GM #coffeechain
I've lost track of the day...

2024-06-08 04:39:33

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you could visit her...
and then me 😆

2024-06-07 19:21:57

When ever I mention #nostr in my city I only get weird looks. Anyone in #Jena Germany?
#nevent1q…r9fd

2024-06-07 18:59:57

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just trying something...

2024-06-07 18:49:00

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meeee!!!!
did I win???

2024-06-07 18:43:27

Pride month...
Girlfriend asked me to go to a march. Said no because of my experience two years ago.
If you want people to accept you, you have to accept the people...

2024-06-06 17:15:43

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what ya smoking there???

2024-06-04 17:56:13

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Damn, forgot the #shitpost

2024-06-01 18:27:01

Turning 26 this year and I know nothing about the pop culture of my generation.
Does that make me a nerd or anti nerd?

2024-05-26 17:38:46

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who that?

2024-05-24 17:49:50

Good evening #nostr
Is there only black or white in the #Bitcoin world?
#nevent1q…s72g

2024-05-24 15:29:42

Show him some love dear #plebs
https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/bitcoin-is-now-a-threat-to-us-all/

2024-05-24 15:22:38

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I mean, they kinda did...
Which doesn't mean that it's a good move
https://iranwire.com/en/society/103464-iranian-state-aligned-newspaper-praises-hitler-on-holocaust-remembrance-day/

2024-05-20 17:54:09

Good evening #nostr
We should donate more helicopters to tyrants, it's a good investment imo...

2024-05-20 17:49:21

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and the first thing they ask for is my name. that's a bitter pill to swallow...

2024-05-05 17:42:18

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oaths mean nothing to him. he was in it for the money. China turned him down and now he is serving his life sentence in a prison that he chose for himself.
I just don't understand the hype about his person. he is a traitor, not a hero.

2024-05-01 17:24:12

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who cares about the past...

2024-04-30 05:15:15

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Maha Vajiralongkorn on nostr so I can tag him?

2024-04-23 18:12:23

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once your bowels are empty you are good...

2024-04-21 17:35:29

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e-reader?

2024-04-17 17:40:23

Good thing that they only come over one relay. Be gone!
#nevent1q…twgx

2024-04-17 17:35:34

Come on, really? Script kiddies found us 😆
good evening #nostr
https://image.nostr.build/57b3e2923e4f6480ddc358796935f39786f8741c459e2369ef706fdc0553fb61.jpg

2024-04-15 18:09:33

Defund the government...
It really doesn't matter which one!
You pick and you want make the wrong choice.

2024-04-10 04:20:54

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lawn mowing? I'd really like to introduce you to the greenkeeper of our local stadium. He has a university degree and earns the same as a software engineer... 😆
but I see where you are going.
Taking orders at a fast food place needs social skills too. Same as waiters...

2024-04-09 17:56:08

Is it only me that finds the term "low skill job" weird if not offensive/wrong?
In my country a waiter would be classed as a lsj, but I couldn't do it. I find it extremely hard dealing with lots of people with lots of different moods. I don't see that as a low skill...
#nevent1q…q0x6

2024-04-06 09:50:07

There are splits, don't know if they work.
#nevent1q…wzuv

2024-04-05 18:09:18

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I like the idea, but why did you pick GvR?

2024-04-04 16:50:14

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damn, I will be in Marsaskala on Sunday...

2024-04-02 18:17:05

"Elons vision of free speech"
Haven't laughed that hard in a while. Thanks Will! Keep doing what you are doing 😘
#nevent1q…q6h0

2024-04-02 17:59:46

Binance won't let me do my weekly 500 Euro -> #Bitcoin swap...
Don't they have any left?

2024-03-29 06:55:31

GM #coffeechain
Back in Germany.

2023-08-16 04:47:56

GM #coffeechain
No electricity in my office. At least the kitchen has electricity so I can drink coffee.
I have no idea where the fuses are located in the building.

2023-08-12 04:30:04

GM #coffeechain
AUF GEHT'S JENA! KÄMPFEN UND SIEGEN!

2023-08-11 18:00:31

Good evening #nostr
Today I managed to piss off my best friend! Simply by telling her that her blouse still has the tag from the shop on it. She is still not talking to me.
Maybe I should have told her in the morning before work when I saw it the first time 🤷‍♂️
tbh, I love when she is mad and I can push her buttons 😆

2023-08-11 04:39:37

GM #coffeechain
it's Friday and in 14 days I have a code review. Let's see if they cut my funds 😆