Zeborah

Rage, rage against the lying of the Right. Nō Ingarani, nō Aerana, nō Kōtirana ōku tupuna, nā, he tangata Tiriti ahau.

Public Key

npub13cnah9a9nw05e8ey9qqsqzx7a2v6gc3wm0crrfp8p4vn56awxf9sfyym2u

NIP-05 Address

zeborah_at_mastodon.nz@mostr.pub

Profile Code

nprofile1qqsguf7mj7jeh86vnujzsqgqpr0w4xdyvghdhup35sns6kf6dwhryjca5n2yq

Author Public Key

npub13cnah9a9nw05e8ey9qqsqzx7a2v6gc3wm0crrfp8p4vn56awxf9sfyym2u

Show more details

Last Notes

2024-10-13 02:03:16

- reply

@npub1dts…6798 @npub10yr…4rgj That photo is AI-generated: https://leadstories.com/hoax-alert/2023/05/fact-check-old-photos-of-donald-trump-with-underage-young-women-are-not-authentic-ai-generated.html

2024-09-15 05:34:54

Sitting in orthopaedics (waiting room number 3 for the afternoon following a silly fall ice skating - right wrist) bored enough to try typing with left hand. Codeine is good for you. Not sure if they'll be content with a cast but anyway I think this is going to inconvenience me for a while. Left hand very bad at typing on phone.

2024-09-14 20:27:53

Mr Starling carrying a couple of [kōwhai?] twigs sits next to Ms Starling and chirps all "Look at this wood I got. You got a nest I can insert it into? 😉 😉 "
Ms Starling flies away. Mr Starling sorrowfully drops most of the twigs.

2024-09-11 08:34:38

- reply

@npub19xu…e8yd ...If they get that patent does that mean other cars won't be able to listen to their passengers?
#BaselessOptimistism

2024-08-20 07:00:38

There's so little butter left on the shelves at my local supermarket, from any brand, that I'm convinced that they've personally offended the butter gods. This is no longer "due to high demand" (which was clearly always a euphemism for "due to low supply"), this is "Our procurement manager slept with the wife of Boutyros so Boutyros turned him into a bull and you can't milk that so we're putting together a crew to sail over to ask the oracle what to-- Uh oh, sea monster just happened."

2024-07-24 08:12:47

- reply

@npub19xu…e8yd Have you *tried* using search engines recently? I'd say we're well due for a Yellow Pages renaissance.

2024-07-15 09:27:19

- reply

@npub1jq9…jqnl I feel like there's a point where we might need to stop saying "nest" and start saying "house".

2024-07-08 02:25:20

- reply

@npub1zg9…nh26 Ahhh. I hadn't noticed pollen, but I did notice two giant bumblebees today so I guess *someone's* noticed it....

2024-07-05 06:44:28

- reply

@npub12nm…wh2s :heart :meowheart:

2024-06-27 07:47:33

- reply

@npub19xu…e8yd Rainbow Confectionary's about to be getting some business: https://rainbowconfectionery.co.nz/catalogsearch/result/?q=fish

2024-06-09 21:07:57

- reply

@npub1zg9…nh26 Huh - it did for me from Christchurch libraries - how strange!

2024-05-31 09:20:11

- reply

@npub1zg9…nh26 Ah ha ha, can you conspire with them to pick a time when you're all standing at your windows together just staring down at her in silent judgement? 😈

2024-05-29 03:54:23

- reply

@npub1zg9…nh26 I was about to say that's normal, tradies are super busy with more potential customers than time.
But your last line makes me wonder if I should get myself a gender-neutral name next time I try. 🤔

2024-05-16 02:52:20

- reply

@npub1zg9…nh26 Hm, some dodgy clouds and rising wind up here too, I should go see if there's anything I want to do in the garden while I still can, I guess. Oh, actually should hit up the shops for some groceries...

2024-05-13 02:50:03

- reply

@npub1zg9…nh26 Wow your absence has really brought them bad luck. 🤔

2024-05-12 05:45:36

- reply

@npub12nm…wh2s Absolutely appropriate. Being "rejected" doesn't mean they don't want you, it just means they wanted someone else even more. They've now already got that person so the equation's changed.

2024-05-11 03:42:01

So what are the actual chances that
a) there'll be more aurora tonight,
b) at Ōtautahi latitudes,
c) visible with naked eye,
and d) from within Ōtautahi if I maybe go down to the local park - or do I need to quickly con a friend-or-family into driving me out into a dark area somewhere?

2024-05-09 02:50:32

- reply

@npub1zg9…nh26 Ahh is that why my phone company just emailed me to remind me my landline won't work in a power outage because of how modern it is.

2024-05-08 03:56:25

Apparently sushi is woke now? 🙄
"Due to popular demand we'll keep school lunches but we're going to make them racist though" is such a quintessential Act move.
#NZPol

2024-05-07 01:40:50

Just remembered that on the way home from ice skating yesterday the bus passed a guy cycling in the bike lane
wheeling a shopping trolley on his left
in which stood a very happy dog
while a second dog ran happily alongside on the footpath.
No doubt highly inadvisable but also 🤩

2024-05-07 00:08:49

- reply

@npub1zg9…nh26 🥳 🎉

2024-05-04 03:38:21

- reply

@npub12nm…wh2s Oh no. 😞

2024-04-28 01:46:24

- reply

@npub1zg9…nh26 What kind of crafting? Would she be into modelling clay?

2024-04-26 06:48:54

- reply

@npub1zg9…nh26 🤞

2024-04-18 06:36:36

- reply

@npub1zg9…nh26 🎉 🥳 🎉 👏

2024-04-18 06:24:40

- reply

@npub1zg9…nh26 🤞

2024-04-08 06:33:06

- reply

@npub1zg9…nh26 Oh no. Can you counter that you're paying to take down the birch so she'd need to pay to take down the maple, that's just logic?
Though then there's the off-chance risk she might agree. Hmm. 🤔

2024-04-02 02:56:19

- reply

@npub1zg9…nh26 Oh hoorah for advocates!!!

2024-03-27 19:18:50

In the spirit of "I will increase the thing" does anyone know where I can purchase a whole lot of rainbow stickers to put up randomly everywhere?
(Am also looking for other stickers to spark joy and/or revolution.)
https://mastodon.nz/system/media_attachments/files/112/169/243/112/860/743/original/15046c63c0dcf4be.jpeg

2024-03-27 07:20:53

- reply

@npub12nm…wh2s Oh yeah, that'd be ideal.

2024-03-27 07:18:18

- reply

@npub12nm…wh2s Yes, but if you *don't* arrest anyone you're complicit with it. It's already super dangerous rewarding their threats by cancelling the library events.

2024-03-23 02:41:38

- reply

@npub19jq…n6a7 *Definitely* mask up for potting mix, Legionnaires sounds nasty. If you're spraying things it's likely a good idea too. And also yeah just for pollen. Also sometimes I get home and just start pottering without really putting my things away so I'm just still wearing my mask from the bus...
@npub1zg9…nh26

2024-03-16 02:25:52

Media rushing to report the single study among thousands that reckons Long Covid is no worse/more likely than other post-viral illnesses without considering either:
a) maybe the study is an outlier for a reason and/or
b) maybe other post-viral illnesses are also surprisingly terrible and frequent.
😡

2024-03-16 00:55:12

- reply

@npub12nm…wh2s A third of my team currently; I've heard second-hand that 60%(!!!) of another part of the org. This is normal, this is fine.

2024-03-14 05:26:38

Hot take: The help info linked to from your computer's "can't connect to the internet" error message should not be located on the internet.

2024-03-12 19:09:27

I disapprove of this recent fad of cold dark mornings. 😠

2024-03-09 20:41:39

- reply

@npub1zg9…nh26 Funny, someone mentioned to me yesterday that people generally like either mohawks or 3-turns more than the other. So far I'm not sure I have a preference, I just struggle with different things for each one. 🙂
I can do about 2 slow rotations on a two-foot spin, and a couple of small hops. I don't know that I'd want to do more than maybe a waltz jump anyway, it seems asking for broken bones. 😉

2024-03-09 03:12:55

- reply

@npub1zg9…nh26 Oh no! I enjoy doing forward drags but my left turnout (and/or right balance?) is weaker so the ice has chewed up my skate there terribly! I keep meaning to investigate skate tape and then not getting around to it.
Currently working on my FO 3turns and FI mohawks - still need to be near the barrier to dare, but slowly gaining confidence. Definite progress today. It's mostly in my head, my technique's close to passable or at least would be if I could commit to the turn properly.

2024-03-09 02:33:24

- reply

@npub1zg9…nh26 Got up late, made breakfast, sheltered my neighbour after another argument with her partner, went ice skating where I'm finally getting the hang of a couple of key steps, put on laundry, had lunch, hung out laundry, visited op shop (2 shirts donated, 1 bought) and bulk food store, confused the bus driver who thought he'd seen me just a few hours ago (he probably did!), and now about to make hopefully-ice-cream for dinner at a friend's tomorrow.

2024-03-05 05:33:06

- reply

@npub17nc…9dam My money's on the tī kouka. You just can't kill those things.

2024-03-04 04:12:29

- reply

@npub1zdp…vqv8 There's a restaurant locally that may or may not open on any given day (and when it does you don't order, you get what you're given). I think they have a Facebook page or something maybe, but the other way to tell if they're open is the *massive* queue outside the door.

2024-03-02 22:27:52

Ah yep, sure enough, the person who came to me at noon Friday and said "I'm feelish feverish and headachy but I can probably keep working" and I said "Yeah you're going home now" is now testing positive with Covid.

2024-02-29 06:57:16

- reply

@npub1zg9…nh26 Oh wow I could spend a lot of time drooling on my keyboard while browsing Miss Maude's. @npub1k86…6h68

2024-02-25 19:29:30

- reply

@npub1ke3…xcva 3) Clear the cache.

2024-02-22 05:31:45

- reply

@npub1zg9…nh26 Mm cereal! Hope you both feel better soon.

2024-02-18 00:53:12

- reply

@npub17nc…9dam Oh those ladybirds are gorgeous, is it okay if we keep them?

2024-02-17 00:23:42

- reply

@npub1zg9…nh26 What a great idea!

2024-02-07 23:26:54

- reply

@npub1zg9…nh26 So much maths in crafts! I was watching a video about drafting sleeves and going "That's a whatchamacallit curve shape thing! There's probably a formula for this involving pi and/or sin and you're just eyeballing it with a measuring tape!"
I wonder if there'd be a market for a book on "Maths for Crafts" either for people who actually want to use maths to upskill their crafts or (very different audience) in school teaching to make examples not all about sports fields and stuff.

2024-02-04 20:14:48

- reply

@npub12nm…wh2s The school I know of that's closed today due to too many staff off with Covid are confident that they can run classes on Wednesday just like normal though so this is clearly fine. :thisisfine:

2024-01-30 05:04:23

My home timeline is only showing a few recent posts. Local and notifications looks fine. My hashtag-based column is fine but my list-based column has nothing.
Just me or are other people's advanced web views looking funky too?

2024-01-30 04:56:09

- reply

@npub1zg9…nh26 She *might* have managed to get her whiskers in....

2024-01-29 23:52:05

- reply

@npub1zg9…nh26 Mine used to try to hide under the vet's cupboards - sadly the space was less than an inch deep so it wasn't very effective...

2024-01-23 08:11:39

- reply

@npub1zg9…nh26 Oh no. 😞

2024-01-13 01:04:32

- reply

@npub1zg9…nh26 Sounds good, baking soda is great at absorbing moisture/smells.

2024-01-13 00:54:38

- reply

@npub1zg9…nh26 If there's been mould present, then probably a white vinegar spray/wipe? Then dry thoroughly. If you can position it such that the portion being dried is in direct sunlight, UV is a good disinfectant too.

2024-01-10 01:09:16

- reply

@npub1zg9…nh26 Make sure the canes have fully died, or else use them upside down, otherwise they'll grow roots!
I actually cut one branch into a solid walking stick once. The bark whittled away beautifully. For smaller widths the centre is spongy soft which has pros and cons depending what you want to do with it.

2024-01-10 00:49:39

- reply

@npub1zg9…nh26 Elder babies grow thick as grass in parts of my garden! Luckily if I spot them soon enough they're easily uprooted. One hid long enough I had to take the saw to it which will mean lifelong vigilance as they just keep regrowing, like tī trees....

2023-11-19 19:27:11

- reply

@npub12nm…wh2s *If* you're the only person in the car I can understand not abandoning it because if the queue does start moving again your car will be holding it up.
But where it was clearly two in a car? Yeah, just take turns, and if the queue miraculously clears then meet outside the mall.
Even without desperate bladder requirements I'd be sending one to find out what's stopped traffic (because I've read stories where poor signage led to the queue going round in circles....)

2023-11-09 23:43:29

- reply

@npub1zg9…nh26 Hopefully they've got enough energy stored to regrow quickly...

2023-11-01 05:30:15

- reply

@npub1zg9…nh26 Lovely! What a beautiful sound - precision but with notes flowing into each other all at once.

2023-10-27 05:17:55

- reply

@npub17nc…9dam A sibling of mine did once run afoul of tramtracks on a (motor)scooter. But that's a reason to also build separate cycle paths....
@npub1gkn…dh2p

2023-10-26 05:36:05

Today Pak'n'Save tried to charge me $175.64 for a kilo of corned silverside and that's how I learned that if you scan a barcode wrong the computer can misplace a decimal point.
(Everyone agreed it was weird and then fixed it.)

2023-10-24 05:35:13

- reply

@npub19xu…e8yd I'd answer them if I really wanted to make sure the staff member got kudos, or if I really *really* wanted to make sure the staff member got... well, either remedial training or some support to find a new career better suited to their talents.... (I think I've only done the latter once, after a great deal of provocation over multiple encounters.)
Otherwise I can't be bothered and I assume the company expects that.

2023-10-19 18:59:57

- reply

@npub1zg9…nh26 How come every time we get to the weekend the weather packs it in? I've been trying to get to some belated tree pruning for over a month and now it's *very* belated. 😕

2023-10-18 05:34:51

- reply

@npub1zg9…nh26 Oh I just had a thought! Actually percolating a while since reading someone's "lolol our ancestors really wasted their time ironing stuff" post which on the one hand yeah ironing can suck, but on the other hand - it does add an extra step to the hygiene process. Cotton/linen stand up to a good high heat setting.
If you have time (and an iron), until you get an new dryer, maybe ironing the sheets (while watching a movie) would be worth the tedium?
@npub13hu…n5rp

2023-10-17 22:21:24

- reply

@npub1zg9…nh26 Crossing fingers!

2023-10-12 06:10:29

- reply

@npub19xu…e8yd But... but rebooting fixes everything!

2023-10-04 18:57:51

All these products being all "This bottle contains recycled plastic" like, mate, at this point we *all* contain recycled plastic, please be more precise.

2023-10-02 00:21:43

- reply

@npub1zg9…nh26 I was hoping to be first in to vote at the place by my work but they didn't have forms for my electorate (everywhere but!) and I'm not faffing around with a special vote, so I'll just have to do it in the weekend or something at the mall.

2023-10-01 08:13:54

"heat stress, extreme weather, and droughts cause plants to release more biogenic volatiles—which seed more clouds"
Sooo basically plants have evolved the ability to influence the weather to their advantage?
🤯
https://arstechnica.com/science/2023/09/this-cloud-particle-is-making-climate-calculations-hazy/

2023-09-30 09:43:34

- reply

@npub1ke3…xcva Ohhh now I remember - the moral being to do your research basically. 😂

2023-09-30 06:54:32

- reply

@npub1ke3…xcva Definitely remember it. Don't remember the advertiser. Some kind of beer maaaybe?

2023-09-29 07:13:22

- reply

@npub1zg9…nh26 I've had asthma most of my life - that was the worst for me, mostly it's been well under control
But there definitely is stuff in the air right now. My nose gets stuffed up easily and I have been noticing that the last couple of weeks (makes it hard to sleep at night). OTOH I also discovered sitting the portable air filter by my bed at night seems to be actually helping - crossing fingers that's not just a coincidence of which nights I've tried it.

2023-09-29 06:06:18

- reply

@npub1zg9…nh26 The feeling as your lungs just relax and you can breathe again is lovely isn't it?
Once I was having quite a bad attack and the afterhours clinic sat me down with a ventolin inhaler and a spacer and gave me six puffs all at once. I'm not sure if ventolin technically gets you high, but I was certainly feeling high on oxygen afterwards, if nothing else!

2023-09-29 00:31:05

- reply

@npub1zg9…nh26 <crossing fingers>

2023-09-29 00:21:20

- reply

@npub1zg9…nh26 ugh family amirite.
I hope the party itself is a good one.

2023-09-29 00:16:38

- reply

@npub1zg9…nh26 Apparently the British Museum recently put out a call for help returning stolen items(*) so we'd just be complying with their request....
(*) They appear to have meant stolen from them, but still...

2023-09-22 06:21:55

- reply

@npub1zg9…nh26 Oh no.
On the other hand, does that mean clearance sale?
On the third hand, that could be dangerous...

2023-09-21 01:11:41

- reply

@npub1gj5…7kjc @npub1zg9…nh26 And maybe giving her some decoy buttons so she isn't tempted to pry the cover off....

2023-09-17 04:12:13

Yeah the tī rākau in Ōtautahi are breaking out mighty blooms already -- this summer's going to be hot as!

2023-09-10 09:46:11

- reply

@npub1trd…ussx Slight tangent: I always wonder why people plant a pretty row of baby lancewood/horoeka in that one-metre bed between a new build and the pavement.
Do they not know the horoeka lifecycle? Or do they just not care that they're going to have to be chopped down as soon as they reach adolescence? The landscapers will have been long paid by then, so I guess it's not their problem anymore...

2023-09-08 06:11:01

- reply

@npub1zg9…nh26 A propos of nothing I'm now remembering the time when I was learning violin at school, and one day the thickest string on the violin broke which correctly struck me as unusual and exciting, so when Mum came to pick me up at the end of the day I ran to her at the gate shouting for the world to hear, "Mum, I broke my G-string!"
Absolutely could not understand why she was red-facedly shushing me. 😂

2023-08-31 00:49:57

- reply

@npub1zg9…nh26 Eat them and/or make linseed oil, surely. :-)

2023-08-30 05:46:21

- reply

@npub1dn4…cue6 I think (pending more thought/other information) I'm leaning towards option 5, which may involve some landfill short-term 😬 but within 6-12 months seems like it'd be the cheapest/most carbon-friendly/most effective approach.

2023-08-30 05:31:49

CCC information/consultation on options to manage green bin organics in light of the odour problems around the current Bromley processing station: https://letstalk.ccc.govt.nz/organics #Ōtautahi #Christchurch

2023-08-22 06:44:33

- reply

@npub1zg9…nh26 @npub1kmc…zwp6 I'm getting drool all over myself. Their range of silks is also dangerous...

2023-08-15 06:55:26

According to the birdsite-Covid19NZ account, masks will remain free until end of September and RATs until end of 2023. Apparently decisions have yet to be made for after that.
So I just emailed Ayesha Verrall and asked the govt to commit to free masks and RATs permanently, since protecting yourself shouldn't only be an option for the wealthy.
I also asked for air purifiers in classrooms (improve class attendance!!)
And for StatsNZ to ask about Long Covid symptoms in its surveys.

2023-08-10 01:38:48

- reply

@npub1zg9…nh26 @npub168g…m07j I've kept my old b&w laser printer, long may it last.

2023-07-28 06:41:11

- reply

@npub17nc…9dam @npub1k86…6h68 My parents live within 1km of Radley Park and had a black morph hanging out in their backyard last summer at least, not sure if it's still around.

2023-07-07 08:44:36

Sharon Murdoch is an absolute national treasure, her political cartoons rarely miss the mark and usually just absolutely skewer it.
https://www.stuff.co.nz/opinion/94869389/sharon-murdoch-cartoons