mrecheese 🧀 and other cheeses

You can access it via any PC on your network or Tor. You should do the CA stuff that it suggests. Get a big ol' UPS for it and if it still dies, it'll generally just fire back up and update the chain. Pick a PC on your network and use that for network backups. DO THE BACKUPS.

2025-04-04 18:49:49

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If you don't see it, you're okay. Just select power off, then turn it back on.

2025-04-04 18:16:07

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You have no idea...

2025-04-04 13:57:18

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I'm down for it if they have good BBQ.

2025-04-04 03:11:30

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Try holding power and volume down. It should reboot. Just don't select the reset option or you're screwed. You could be screwed anyway, but that's worth a try.

2025-04-03 13:15:56

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Morning. I'm excited to watch the @nprofile…d6j2 journey.

2025-04-02 21:24:04

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No, she is very bad at it. She understands nothing.
She clearly thought "wash the dishes" meant "kick me in the balls."

2025-04-02 04:59:54

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She'll pay you to throw me out of a plane, chute optional.

2025-04-01 19:57:41

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Gross. 😘😘

2025-04-01 18:40:41

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That is a damn lie.

2025-04-01 17:26:15

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If anyone does you'll know it's me. 😂

2025-04-01 12:35:00

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Let me know if you get it figured out. I'd like to be able to buy some NFTs with BTC.

2025-03-29 18:04:06

Before I left, I said, "Okay, y'all are in charge of @nprofile…5fkf." Then I see this tomfoolery. You people had ONE JOB.
#nevent1q…z2yx

2025-03-23 16:30:48

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Guilty as charged. I hogged up a room for hours working on my relay.tools instance. The ladies are good at telling us to shut up, though.

2025-03-23 15:36:48

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Basically, yeah. It just kind of works itself out. Normal conversational stuff like "excuse me" will work if you want to say something.
Some rooms are kind of focused on a topic. We start a Mario Party room sometimes, so there's not really any normal coversation going on there. You'll just get @nprofile…9400 yelling at me for stealing her stars.
It's super easy to just open up another room, so you can always fire up a side chat. For example, you could go to cornychat.com/cigarlounge right now even though we aren't there. That room would show up on the home page and @nprofile…f6yx would post a note about it. Somebody else might see it and come chat with you.

2025-03-23 03:20:58

It's the afterchat.
#nevent1q…53xk

2025-03-22 16:16:04

I was very wrong in predicting a big fee spike for that block.
#nevent1q…x6f2

2025-03-21 23:32:37

Homeschooling update:
We're only a week into it, but there are definitely some things going on.
- He sleeps MUCH later. Normally 6-7 AM on non-school days, now 9 AM every day. Very unusual for this kid.
- He wants to be outside more.
- He spends more time just doing little random projects. Today he's making clubs and vampire stakes out of tree limbs.
- He added Spanish and Portuguese to the school program.
- A few days without a time limit on everything has him a lot more relaxed.

2025-03-19 19:56:02

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Memory Stick is all I need to see.

2025-03-18 05:41:15

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Oh yeah I was just singing about the local option for those that don't know.
My dad uploaded pictures of my kid into the Apple one. I was...displeased.

2025-03-18 03:32:42

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Chatter UI lets you run a small model locally.

2025-03-18 02:54:34

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Currently getting electrolytes with @nprofile…5fkf. She's smoking the 1926 natural.
https://i.nostr.build/AgIRYMBVcS925g6c.jpg

2025-03-17 22:26:15

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Let me guess...whackadoodle sentences, gradually increasing in whackadoodleness, culminating in a level of crazytown exceeding human capacity for crazy?

2025-03-17 22:19:52

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This little thread is extremely weird because I've muted whoever that is you're talking to.

2025-03-17 15:05:03

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Will do. 🫡🫡

2025-03-17 15:02:03

First day of homeschool for @nprofile…8vsx

2025-03-17 14:48:55

I sign all my presidential pardons with nos2x.
#nevent1q…v543

2025-03-16 06:37:48

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FYI, onboarded @nprofile…fw03 tonight and she could not follow anyone. Downloaded the current version in the app store. Any suggestions to fix the disabled follow button?

2025-03-16 01:58:29

@nprofile…fw03 is our cake making buddy and a Nostr noob. She made @nprofile…5fkf a German chocolate birthday cake.
We're up here having cigars, whiskey, and cake. It ain't a bad way to spend the evening.
https://i.nostr.build/SUQ6Q9BLmjHEzW8a.jpg

2025-03-16 01:25:16

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It's working kind of...

2025-03-14 13:56:21

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Careful...you see what happened to the last guy.

2025-03-14 00:24:40

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Those are like our hammock stands on steroids.
https://www.tensaoutdoor.com/product/tensa4-hammock-stand

2025-03-12 18:50:11

This is the stuff I like to see. Nuts in the nuts.
#nevent1q…f6yg

2025-03-12 18:22:09

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Those fuses sound sensitive. I'd be terrified of static if it can pop from a phone's RF.

2025-03-12 17:07:16

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Some prick at a gas station in the early 2000s turned the pump off because I was talking on a cell phone. This makes complete sense because of all the gas stations that were constantly exploding back then.

2025-03-12 16:42:49

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I had to sit around and nap for a day, but nothing too bad.

2025-03-12 14:19:53

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Yeah, that's why I made it. 😂

2025-03-12 05:33:58

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The JD Vance generator.

2025-03-12 00:33:43

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Dang that shouldn't get damaged that easily. If it's the one from CI, I bet they'll replace it. Your picks should bend or break before the lock does.

2025-03-10 13:54:58

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They......talk.....so.......slooooowwwww.....

2025-03-10 13:50:50

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The exact, current process for card redemption. Some cards require invasive apps to be installed, some are physical and need a mailing address, some require a manager, etc. Users could probably keep this updated with feedback.
@nprofile…tnxf has pretty good instructions on each page, for what it's worth. User reports would make it even better.

2025-03-10 04:46:29

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https://v.nostr.build/IWWck3jUaRu48WtI.mp4

2025-03-10 04:39:05

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https://i.nostr.build/jQ5XabIKjppuBtqd.gif

2025-03-10 04:32:39

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I always shill this book. It's a really nice hard copy to have around, or the PDF is free.
https://www.toomanyeggs.com/

2025-03-08 21:50:03

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Apps are the things that do the stuff.

2025-03-07 16:04:17

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I enable the yarn hoarder in my spouse.

2025-03-07 14:46:12

https://i.nostr.build/XEYWBLqq8PNDdtJ2.jpg
#nevent1q…8r30

2025-03-06 21:44:46

In this press conference monologue, replace "President Trump" with "your outie" and have a giggle. #IYKYK
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=mQMKP2cSdIk

2025-03-06 05:12:10

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That ain't a bad gig right there.

2025-03-05 20:36:33

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No󠅜󠅟󠅜ice

2025-03-05 16:33:36

#pickstr
Special GFY to whoever it was at PACLOCK that gave me a high cut pin 7. I need to do this one on video and get the 200k Club patch.
https://i.nostr.build/e9NDvA2L2CEsmw5F.jpg

2025-03-03 20:55:20

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@nprofile…20fc I believe had something similar going on, but I don't remember the details.

2025-03-03 20:07:39

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There's a secret Nostr achievement for that. 🏆

2025-03-03 19:16:26

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Try one of the Meyers-Briggs tests just for grins. I'm dying to know. 😂

2025-03-03 19:03:51

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Okay, for science, are you an INFP personality type?

2025-03-03 17:54:36

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Was it the "I don't need permission from gov like you radio bootlickers" argument?

2025-03-03 14:25:52

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I done been up son.

2025-03-03 12:59:06

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Sounds perfectly reasonable to me. 😂

2025-03-03 04:54:20

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Hmmmm...all of them? 😂 They're all different. Usually 5 to 7 pins, different depths. Some of mine are pinned to be hard to pick. High next to low, stuff like that. I don't know the exact cut depth most of the time, but a Lishi tool can tell you. You could pick one with that and then cut a key for next time. Then you're getting into the realm of red team pen testing stuff. That machine you have there would make you VERY popular with that crowd.

2025-03-02 21:58:17

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It's just a mechanical puzzle. Not many people actually pick locks to get in anything. Not even locksmiths. It's all bypass tools, bolt cutters, or a drill.

2025-03-02 19:12:36

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Ugh yes. Our locks here are all boring and suck.

2025-03-02 19:02:28

Well, I spoke too soon. The only thing I didn't try was the OG Bogota rake. I swear those things are blessed with wizard magic or something.
https://i.nostr.build/fYjCEY0ZS8FYGLHC.jpg
#pickstr
#nevent1q…29uc

2025-03-02 18:14:30

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I was just being descriptive. It's a very nice potholder. A tremendous potholder.

2025-03-02 18:13:43

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You and @nprofile…s7j3 are on the same page, I see.

2025-03-02 18:10:57

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Yeah, our kid has a bunch of fake gross stuff so there are maggots and vomit and poop everywhere.
I always suggest this: https://covertinstruments.com/products/learn-lockpicking-bundle
Or this: https://covertinstruments.com/products/genesis-lock-pick
The aforementioned kid can open enough stuff with that kit that I keep Abloy cores around for locking important things.

2025-03-02 17:26:35

#pickstr
I can't pick this thing. I cleaned it and now it's somehow the most precisely-built lock the world has ever seen. I've tried everything. I used a bunch of picks and tensioners, a burnt potholder, a multi-color ink pen, two other picked locks, a fake Dupont lighter, a 1 oz. silver bar, a AAA battery holder, some tangerine lip balm, Nintendo games, a 2.7V 10F capacitor, an empty American 1100 box, and a rubber maggot. Nothing has worked.
https://i.nostr.build/wmE2i2Yyj31YTxCW.jpg

2025-03-02 16:52:08

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Good morning.
@nprofile…9400 @nprofile…drx8 just look at the exclusive club you've joined.

2025-03-02 16:48:14

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Lazy lesbo temps ole‘!

2025-03-01 21:52:10

These are all the same spamming asshole.
@npub1dee…3q2n
@npub1hqc…y8su
@npub1apj…x0lq
@npub1wgt…zex2
@npub1glx…s0lf
@npub1jan…teaj
@npub1d8p…jlx4

2025-03-01 20:09:51

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Running scrotal pearls

2025-03-01 18:11:54

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@nprofile…xfg7 can you see this reply?

2025-03-01 18:03:24

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Okay good thank you 😘😘

2025-03-01 18:02:09

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How about this?

2025-03-01 17:59:03

@nprofile…5fkf testing

2025-03-01 17:47:01

Apologies in advance for the test spam I'm about to send. It's for science.

2025-03-01 17:22:18

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Spam test 3 @nprofile…5fkf

2025-03-01 17:16:01

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Spam test 2

2025-03-01 17:05:38

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Spam test

2025-02-27 02:38:36

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Shug shows one being tied at about 14:30 in this video. No ape suit, though.
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=4cG0Ne_Ef5w

2025-02-25 20:06:49

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He's a hammock maxi. Sleeps in one every night.

2025-02-25 20:01:23

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🤔 I'll consider it.

2025-02-25 19:12:07

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Is it like the rig in my grug brain hammock guide? We call it "porch mode."
#nevent1q…daul

2025-02-25 12:38:52

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Just sent again. DMs are flaky lately.

2025-02-25 12:35:16

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Nostr DM

2025-02-25 03:23:08

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Dang it I didn't get the note signed earlier, but @nprofile…uy3d also.

2025-02-24 21:15:55

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@nprofile…f2ut sells paintings.

2025-02-24 21:09:10

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I think this is better.
🍑💨💅

2025-02-24 20:41:51

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Damn right. That happens a lot with this crowd. It's a bunch of "I thought I was the only one" kind of people.

2025-02-24 17:52:06

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Ugh. Same. I always felt alone in that.

2025-02-24 15:24:27

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APPLY FART DIRECTLY TO EYEBALL

2025-02-24 01:21:54

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My best girlfriend is on Nostr.

2025-02-24 01:17:53

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Feel blessed.

2025-02-23 17:57:25

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I wasn't anywhere near her and she just stalks me like that.

2025-02-23 16:56:12

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AAAGHHH STOP IT

2025-02-23 16:54:26

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I like when they accuse YOU of being emotional.
Or even better, "Why does this bother you so much?"
Like WTF bro, I'm just calmly pointing out you're a retard. Settle down.