Noshole

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Nobody asked me, but…

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npub1ymt2j3n8tesrlr0yhaheem6yyqmmwrr7actslurw6annls6vnrcslapxnz

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noshole@turdsoup.com

NIP-57 Address

poopypants@coinos.io

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wot.downisontheup.ca

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2025-04-27 15:34:22

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I’m not scared of bugs at all actually. I pick up cockroaches and spiders with my hands. My husband is the one who’s scared of bugs in this house. In my vagina;however, yes. That would scare me

2025-04-27 15:32:34

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Yeah because how could I know for sure?

2025-04-27 15:32:00

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They’re not mine yet 😂😂😂

2025-04-27 15:03:44

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I don’t think so. I think that means you have to go to your gynecologist 😂

2025-04-27 14:54:14

Don’t lie women, one of your biggest secret fears is that a bug is gonna crawl up into your vag one day.
To my knowledge, this has still never happened to me, but the thought keeps me up at night 😳

2025-04-26 15:55:36

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Is blizzard a steam game?

2025-04-26 15:43:08

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It’s a Linux computer disguised as a console 😳

2025-04-26 15:41:37

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A steamdeck bitchhhhhhh

2025-04-26 15:41:18

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😂😂😂

2025-04-26 15:28:11

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Ughhh. I better have my husband’s baby gravy checked out before I even try

2025-04-26 15:27:22

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This is gonna be the next primal house video 😂

2025-04-26 15:22:24

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1) not my gender, you tell me 😂

2025-04-26 15:20:54

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😂😂😂 you should have told them

2025-04-26 15:07:35

This is real ????! 🤯😂
https://i.nostr.build/hzZq5dnSIbTsAsf7.jpg

2025-04-25 20:34:49

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I’m used to hellthreads, but yeah…I’m not reading through all that shit 😂🫂

2025-04-25 17:09:39

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Well that’s true 😂

2025-04-25 16:49:45

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Are you? 😂 bitch I was ⭕️ before ⭕️ even existed

2025-04-25 16:44:33

I’m pooping

2025-04-25 15:29:50

Are we still decoupling or have the markets caught up?

2025-04-24 20:41:28

I’m proud of all my dev friends today 🫂🥰
Keep building you beautiful nerds!

2025-04-24 19:56:19

Get your relays here!
#note1qqq…rn3q

2025-04-23 20:03:42

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Got it! Thank you 🫂

2025-04-23 18:55:38

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Women with endo don’t quality for hysterectomies anymore.

2025-04-23 18:49:48

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Laparoscopic surgery was almost a year ago, I saw a doctor since who said he suspects it grew back faster because I was under extra stress with my dad passing 🤷‍♀️

2025-04-23 18:37:59

Tis that time of the month where I contemplate doing a DIY hysterectomy at home.

2025-04-23 18:28:10

Game changer for Damus. Finally, a client with a built-in lightning wallet that’s actually non KYC.
#note1mmt…lshg

2025-04-23 00:18:48

Cooking is definitely still a pain in the ass and by no means my forte, but I gotta say…I’ve been really into lately. I think it’s because I’ve been seeing how happy it makes my husband.

2025-04-22 17:46:12

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This convo could go on forever 😂🫂

2025-04-22 17:45:11

“If you are close to the money printer, you’re scamming people. That’s what you do.”
-my husband talking to someone on the phone 😂

2025-04-22 17:41:12

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Yeah I’m not sure either, but I will experiment 🤷‍♀️🫂

2025-04-22 17:27:47

Stop cheating. Make good content. Reward those who put in the work. Buzzbot is the antithesis of V4V.
#note1qga…6h9y

2025-04-22 17:21:25

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Everything that smells good is “bad”. Looks neat!

2025-04-22 17:16:47

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Whatcha making?

2025-04-22 16:13:47

Daisy says good morning.
https://i.nostr.build/8wd5md4Dc4bXqQfP.jpg

2025-04-20 20:27:43

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Oooo TIL, damus can’t translate Gaelic 🤯
It can be our secret code

2025-04-20 15:58:30

https://v.nostr.build/YUWAJpXlbLLIYx9P.mp4

2025-04-19 21:04:13

It’s bath time 🫠
https://i.nostr.build/Czv4z4o7urpvOqSA.jpg

2025-04-19 19:33:21

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No way, I need to be able to bite

2025-04-19 19:05:42

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Omg my dumbass thought that shit was real

2025-04-19 19:05:10

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Make it fly.

2025-04-19 19:04:22

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You cheapo! 😂🫂

2025-04-19 18:46:46

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GFY I DONT KNOW HOW TO DO THAT 😂

2025-04-19 18:13:36

https://v.nostr.build/NG7tffBcklvkZ68q.mp4
#note1ywq…6065

2025-04-19 04:29:53

I’ve always liked to use the word “butthole” as a term of endearment.
So…
GN you buttholes🥰

2025-04-19 04:04:44

You better be there tomorrow bitchessss🫠
#note1sse…uxlr

2025-04-18 17:12:18

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Oh fuck yeah or not even show up 😂

2025-04-18 16:34:17

My birthday is approaching…
I’m asking the hubby for a keyboard (electric piano, not computer).
Does anyone have any good suggestions for a moderately priced keyboard that can record via computer?

2025-04-18 16:32:09

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What about you babe? Feeling better?

2025-04-18 16:28:28

https://open.spotify.com/track/0Jl5bIEve3A4axcjY3EgDZ?si=NPOhiAFIR-6UTnJ_vWCVnQ

2025-04-17 01:38:05

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Yeah but in a fun way 😂

2025-04-17 00:20:34

Our apple tree is about to go hard
https://i.nostr.build/1CA8jixOb4SZHP5p.jpg
https://i.nostr.build/CHfYVV2blNWib0tG.jpg

2025-04-16 16:47:47

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I’m scared of Florida people

2025-04-16 16:28:56

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Why?

2025-04-16 16:03:52

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He was the fucking best

2025-04-16 15:52:11

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You just don’t want us in driving distance if you 😂

2025-04-16 15:43:55

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If we sell our house in SoCal and move there, we can get like…a wayyy better house 😂

2025-04-16 15:41:30

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I’m a wicked hot dude 😂

2025-04-16 03:38:50

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😂 easy peasy

2025-04-16 03:34:24

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Why not 🤷‍♀️

2025-04-16 03:24:23

https://v.nostr.build/sl9nYP1riDQNkAug.mp4

2025-04-15 20:20:02

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God I hope it’s George🙏 he’s the only Clinton I trust AND his music is grooooovy

2025-04-15 20:15:59

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Ok good. It’s a big project for one lady

2025-04-15 20:14:52

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Next week

2025-04-15 20:13:23

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Your hired

2025-04-15 20:07:21

I’m gonna say something most of you will find pretty gross and weird so scroll away, unfollow, or mute me:
I’ve been very interested in 3-D printed organs lately.
I think it would be really cool to figure out how to print my own… but where would I get the material to use as “living tissue”?
Menstrual blood is full of stem cells…just saying 🤷‍♀️
In my fantasy brain, I think about turning my period into viable organs and eventually have enough organs to create a full body🤔

2025-04-15 19:43:34

https://v.nostr.build/8wShorO3n49kBajN.mp4

2025-04-15 17:45:41

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That’s a terrifying thought 😂

2025-04-15 17:24:59

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Eh well simply eliminating “sugar” and hanging onto carbs has been working for my goal 🤷‍♀️
Im gonna keep aiming for pain-free first and then I can worry about whatever a “healthy” diet is supposed to mean these days.
The carbs help me hang onto the weight I want to keep

2025-04-15 17:09:41

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No idea.

2025-04-15 16:57:09

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Yup now I have time to stay busy. But, I got this idea from medically induced comas…if I just hibernate and stay asleep for a full week, I think I could quit

2025-04-15 16:52:16

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That’s why I’m gonna be playing videogames nonstop

2025-04-15 16:51:04

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Well, I didn’t count nicotine because I’m still vaping 😂 that comes next, I have a new method in mind

2025-04-15 16:43:30

Idk if yall know this, but…
I used to do drugs (besides weed). I got sober from narcotics and alcohol when I was 19 and it wasn’t “easy”, but…
I’m on day 4 of absolutely 0 sugar and I can confirm that sugar is the most difficult drug to kick.

2025-04-15 16:32:56

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Agreed!

2025-04-15 16:32:14

Sorry for waking up and choosing violence. I’ve been so good lately 😂🤷‍♀️

2025-04-15 16:04:38

WTF is open sats for?
Over-funding of primal and under-funding/zero funding for everything else?
#note1lss…45m5

2025-04-12 17:04:12

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I also had a bad reaction to baby reindeer, idk if yall watched that

2025-04-12 17:00:50

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Oo then maybe I could watch it

2025-04-12 16:55:47

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White lotus had some like shocking stuff, but nothing that would like give me nightmares the way that requiem and clockwork did. That’s what I’m trying to gauge about salt burn.

2025-04-12 16:40:06

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Ok I’m not watching then. If a sick fuck like you can gag, I can’t handle it 😂

2025-04-12 16:38:28

@npub12zq…99h8 @npub1q7w…m2vr , this is a bat signal.

2025-04-12 16:26:40

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How disturbing was it? I was told it was pretty good, but may be too much for me. Like on a scale of requiem for a dream?

2025-04-11 23:42:07

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What happens if they eat watermelons???

2025-04-11 23:31:19

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That’s exactly what it looks like 😂

2025-04-11 23:26:23

Winner winner chicken dinner
https://i.nostr.build/qpyfFgfb3OfQ3i5g.jpg
#note1lsc…zpa5

2025-04-11 23:19:14

Poop or chocolate? …or is this a trick question?
Will zap whoever guesses it right first (500 sats).
https://i.nostr.build/WXm4bNhtlbD6k1ub.jpg

2025-04-11 23:05:38

You know why we can’t trust what we see?
Chocolate and poop look almost identical…

2025-04-11 15:53:50

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OR. I’m one of the bots 😂🫂

2025-04-11 15:45:17

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Why? You think I don’t scratch my balls too?

2025-04-11 15:44:07

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Oh shit it’s from that song? 😂 I forgot

2025-04-11 15:41:20

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I’m pretty sure you’re speaking in tongues now

2025-04-11 15:38:05

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I could be?

2025-04-11 15:36:18

What if everyone on nostr is a bot or the same person who spun up multiple identities and we’re basically in an online Truman show situation?

2025-04-09 21:30:33

Quad heating pad set-up for the day 🔥🔥🔥
https://i.nostr.build/cIUrP9EP2khZybHh.jpg

2025-04-09 18:06:19

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I need a young priest and an old priest

2025-04-09 18:05:46

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I didn’t even know about him until today. Glad to follow him now

2025-04-09 18:05:11

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Yayyy you got it 😂🫂👏

2025-04-09 17:58:53

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Right? I fucking hate it. Get out of my bodyyyy

2025-04-09 16:22:19

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Thanks node!! It’s probably the shit I was eating this week 🥺🫂

2025-04-09 16:20:11

Got dat bad endo flare up again. God bless my heating pad taco. Wish somebody would research a fucking cure already so I don’t have to lay in bed for dayyyyys.
Negative rant over.