Noshole

turdsoup.com

Nobody asked me, but…

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2024-11-16 19:37:53

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💯

2024-11-16 19:37:17

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So it totally depends on skin type and like you mentioned, environment can alter skin type. I am very dry and sensitive, but I live in a super dry environment. I’m also eczema prone so I have to be extra cautious. Moisturizer picks for me are really thick and creamy and will have hydrators (glycerin/hyaluronic acid/panthenol) and also emollients like sqaulane or jojoba oil and shea butter.
This is my favorite no bullshit moisturizer, but I’m so dry, I slather shea butter or jojoba on top: https://i.nostr.build/SPrxMjvu9cJkjwQK.jpg

2024-11-16 18:12:10

This is how we compete with bluesky. #note1f3c…r0y3

2024-11-16 17:52:31

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Genetics are a huge part of good skin lol. I have poor skin genetics so I have to put in more effort 😂 you’re lucky

2024-11-16 17:47:26

I’m oddly obsessed with researching and using good skincare ingredients.
Any of you crusty dusties need some help or advice with your skin?
I’m your girl 🥰 https://i.nostr.build/kIiZQMOY6m227sCQ.gif

2024-11-16 04:38:44

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Where u at Marie?

2024-11-16 04:36:12

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💯

2024-11-16 04:24:59

When men boxers fight, there’s hot chicks with big boobies standing around them, but when female boxers fight, they get…the same thing? Why not sexy dudes with big peepees?

2024-11-13 16:53:52

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😂😂😂 accurate lol

2024-11-13 16:39:32

Has your wife been humbly and faithfully HODLing alongside you for all these years?
She watched as her friends went on fancy vacations, had their kitchens renovated, regularly got their hair and nails done, and went on shopping sprees while she stayed home in her old sweatpants.
It’s time to buy her something pretty.

2024-11-11 18:24:08

Have any of y’all tried acupuncture and have experiences they don’t mind sharing?
I don’t know enough about it, but am very curious 🤔

2024-11-11 17:20:57

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⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️

2024-11-11 17:20:01

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It’s like next level customization. There’s custom GIFs that you can throw up as emojis now 😳

2024-11-11 17:17:10

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🤪

2024-11-10 19:22:49

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Not today 😳

2024-11-10 19:21:58

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The life of a Bitcoin wife 😂

2024-11-10 19:20:11

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It’s fun. He’s in the other room talking charts with the boys 😂

2024-11-10 19:14:20

@npub12r0…9qrx please roll me the finest, most top-shelf herb we have 🎩

2024-11-10 18:42:07

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And that’s why you’re stuck sticking your fingers up buttholes all day 😂

2024-11-10 18:38:46

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Just take a little sipsie of something w that pinky up

2024-11-10 18:36:46

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EXTREMELY

2024-11-10 18:35:19

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Hahahhaa I need a peasant to get their ass over here and brush my hair

2024-11-10 18:32:33

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Precisely my mood 😂

2024-11-10 18:30:05

Drinking coffee with the pinky up today 😂

2024-11-07 17:23:59

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Hahaha too risky

2024-11-07 17:21:08

“I need an ashtray in the shitter”

2024-11-07 16:38:17

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lol I only do turkey rn

2024-11-07 16:34:30

https://v.nostr.build/1imLxsvSBSw2oqeQ.mp4

2024-11-07 05:21:30

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POOP

2024-11-07 05:19:36

“You start to wonder if everyone is a wizard. That sounds crazy, huh? What? You DON’T think everyone is a wizard?”
@npub12r0…9qrx

2024-11-07 04:51:36

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So just roll over and die ?

2024-11-07 04:16:23

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Damnit 😭😭😭

2024-11-07 04:07:18

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Ooo is that free yarn and cigar giveaway thing tonight? 😂

2024-11-07 01:23:31

Watching all my friends having fun at Nostrville like: https://i.nostr.build/jjwgJnB2JKgmLt4k.gif

2024-11-06 22:09:06

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Bahaha they were just getting started

2024-11-06 19:10:03

If you voted for Kamala, I don’t care.
If you voted for Trump, I don’t care.
If you voted for a third party, I don’t care.
If you didn’t vote at all, I don’t care.
Politics don’t dictate who I’m friends with.

2024-11-05 16:57:25

My dad has stage 4 cancer and has made the personal choice to “fight” with chemo, radiation, and all that jazz.
I have seen him suffer all year. Now, he is in the hospital again and just called to inform me that they found a mass in his brain.
It’s a depressing situation because he wants to live so bad, but his body doesn’t.
I don’t like sharing stuff like this because I don’t wanna be a buzzkill, but if you don’t see me note as much or in a good mood, I got some stuff going on.

2024-11-04 19:51:07

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Shout out to all my originals 🫂

2024-11-04 19:50:13

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That’s literally a photo from the kitchen at Panera, I’m pretty sure

2024-11-04 18:08:30

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Technically I can do that. I’m just lazy and sporadic

2024-11-04 18:07:36

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The government is on its’ way to put them down

2024-11-04 18:06:43

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Hey man I could too if I wanted that filler stuff

2024-11-04 18:06:28

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Tehehehe, but make it a joint 😂

2024-11-04 18:04:36

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It can be if you’re bad at it. I’m a professional 😂

2024-11-04 18:03:41

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wtf this is the cutest thing I’ve ever seeeeeeen

2024-11-04 18:02:38

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2024-11-04 18:02:08

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You’re gonna wanna be armed

2024-11-04 17:58:18

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Mama told me I was gonna be a song bird

2024-11-04 17:52:19

https://v.nostr.build/6jaYizkLvBPEr5Xw.mp4

2024-11-04 17:05:59

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Tehehe our teeth are made of sponges

2024-11-04 17:05:35

Whatup poopoopeepee heads?

2024-11-04 17:05:16

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Air fryer bitchhhhh

2024-11-04 16:13:22

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2024-11-04 16:12:14

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I want that. In my belly 🤤

2024-11-04 16:11:50

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Oh heyyy random person who does not follow me 🤣

2024-11-04 16:11:18

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Thank you my friend 🥰 likewise

2024-11-04 16:11:04

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It didn’t lol. New try today 😂

2024-11-04 16:10:51

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Thank you mah clone 🥰

2024-10-31 15:10:22

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Take one hit off a joint and you won’t care anymore 😂

2024-10-31 15:04:37

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😂😂😂 I’m wearing a full onesie

2024-10-30 18:53:14

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There would be NOTHING cooler. I think it’s worth the 7 years it will take to make 😂

2024-10-30 18:52:11

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@npub1j8y…vrvg , I think you deserve an upgrade 🫂

2024-10-30 18:48:07

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Do you have a Nintendo switch by chance? Breath of the wild and tears of the kingdom are like my favorite games of all time

2024-10-30 18:46:44

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Zelda echoes of wisdom rn

2024-10-30 18:16:22

Hello mah friends 🥰
What y’all up to today?
Just a nosey hole ovah here.

2024-10-28 22:25:42

There’s a word for people like us. I like to call us rich.

2024-10-27 22:24:43

This would get me to buy a costume 😂 #note1x5x…47kv

2024-10-27 21:58:58

Life update w/ TMI warning:
If you don’t care, I don’t blame you 😂
Was put on hormones following my endometriosis surgery to hopefully slow down regrowth/help with pain.
The first round I was on for 2 months and TMI… I bled the whole time, which was counterintuitive to their purpose and made my symptoms worse.
The doctor agreed it wasn’t working and had me go off of them immediately. Then my specialist prescribed me a new round at a different dose about 2 weeks ago.
These two weeks, I have had nonstop brain fog, insomnia, loss of appetite, hot/cold flashes, fatigue, random agitation, and continued pelvic pain. I feel like a shell of a person in some ways and I know these take time to regulate, but if anyone has had any experiences similar to mine or just knows stuff about it, let me know.
What I mainly want to know is, how the fuck much longer before I feel normal again?
#hormones
#endometriosis

2024-10-27 19:24:21

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I wouldn’t even know where to begin 😂

2024-10-27 19:21:51

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Everybody needs a hobby 😂

2024-10-26 19:44:21

Idiots! https://v.nostr.build/1uNt8e7kVL0M0ETE.mp4

2024-10-26 15:16:59

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Absolutely! Found it fascinating

2024-10-26 15:06:08

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A disabled boy who everyone thought had no friends or life, but after he died, a lot of friends from online gaming reached out to the family and shared transcripts from the game and they learned he had this whole other life.

2024-10-26 15:01:58

I watched this documentary yesterday and highly recommend. One of the best things I’ve seen in a while 🫂
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lM_hkJ0Rl-c

2024-10-24 22:47:24

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I’m shit too, but have the THICKEST most crazy hair and it gets heavy and feels like a wool sweater so I can’t have that on my face 😂

2024-10-24 22:13:40

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I needed it so bad! I can’t do bangs because of volume lol, but I got side wispies

2024-10-24 17:30:10

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You’re too talented to make memes lol

2024-10-19 16:57:39

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I need a grater 🤔

2024-10-16 22:26:17

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I’m so excited for you 👏

2024-10-15 22:19:33

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I’m not good enough to play with you 😂

2024-10-15 21:58:47

https://v.nostr.build/00jHvj5xNl9AQC6Q.mp4

2024-10-14 21:43:49

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Being thrown into a dungeon of cockroaches set on fire while 10 live gargoyles are scratching their talons on chalkboards while Taylor swift screams the same song over and over on repeat for hours while a man dressed in a cloak up above you holds a crossbow to your head with one hand and is fully jacking off with the other is WAY scarier than not living up to my potential.

2024-10-14 21:37:11

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I’m trying! 😏

2024-10-14 21:23:33

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Yeah it’s definitely him trying to use positive reinforcement to train me into doing it more 😂

2024-10-14 20:34:32

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It was my husband lol. He zapped me 10k

2024-10-14 20:09:36

I’m learning to cook my husband steak.
It was a little too “well done” because he likes medium rare, but he loved it and ate the whole thing. https://i.nostr.build/4hpAGoEwexrjzDcn.jpg https://i.nostr.build/VdLVBpwJGBT0rAtM.jpg

2024-10-14 16:13:36

GM! https://i.nostr.build/eQVFLq8HB0mO9lIf.jpg

2024-10-12 20:22:14

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Lililololliliololololol noooooo

2024-10-12 20:13:25

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In true Monday fashion. I’m sure I’m gonna rationalize “everything is closed” and “it’s a day of rest” tomorrow 😂

2024-10-12 20:05:12

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It better be 🤞

2024-10-12 20:03:52

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I feel so honored! 🫂

2024-10-12 20:01:32

I was supposed to be productive, but it turned into a lazy day.
Somebody tell me that’s ok 😂
I have procrastination guilt.

2024-10-10 22:08:09

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😂😂😂

2024-10-10 21:31:59

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That’s the rules. It’s only not ok when corn asks 😂

2024-10-10 20:33:26

https://i.nostr.build/Q1mh8mTVPMSgNmVC.jpg

2024-10-10 17:56:41

Look what puzzito surprised me with!
How to use 🤔 https://i.nostr.build/HxyMOXCFsEJczzOp.jpg

2024-10-09 22:50:15

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Oh hell yeah. I need all the help. I am potentially the least skilled cook in the world

2024-10-09 22:49:37

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I would be so psyched! I wanna learn something new each week, but idk if I have the right kitchen stuff. My oven is scary

2024-10-09 22:49:05

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Amen to that!

2024-10-09 22:48:51

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I really like this idea because it really is the WHOLE process thats finding: what to eat and what ingredients to buy too 😂