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John

I'm glad I asked this mean question because now I'm convinced that it's the right way to hold a cigarette. Snipers...are....everywhere.
#nevent1q…g4jf

2025-05-22 21:41:28

If you hold your cigarettes like youre trying to hide the ember from sniper fire, why?

2025-05-22 19:29:37

I'm minting a badge.

2025-05-22 18:24:31

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Crizzo you appear to be stuck in the matrix.

2025-05-22 18:07:03

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https://blossom.primal.net/1210fbf735025fc924169fc49e4d3ee8e0cec6a304364f0947a44a07289605c7.mp4

2025-05-22 17:48:24

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Naw it’s a local joint called Gitto’s. One of my favorites.

2025-05-22 17:44:26

https://image.nostr.build/6c4c4d7d1f5353fc26c86442e2f8f6d72194cba42a8d7aa667795854293ce210.jpg
#note177e…snx0

2025-05-22 17:44:02

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Proof of pizza @npub153x…ryu8 @npub1de6…q0sd things are looking up

2025-05-22 14:21:38

@npub18am…p424 dis count bull confirmed?
#note1d0x…ruvg

2025-05-22 14:02:28

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Oh shit, I was lucky to skip that phase. The only shitcoin I've luckily done was an airdrop of some venice coin since I was using their product, which i promplty sold for a little cash. I almost went down the .eth hole but right before I got deep into studying it bored apes exploded and I was like wtf is this shit, and closed that door forever.

2025-05-22 13:53:09

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たまには一人で休むと心が休まるじゃないですか？

2025-05-22 13:42:34

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LFG! 🤝

2025-05-22 13:41:23

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We're excited for you. If you can do so without doxxing yourself, Id love to see what projects you do on your yard. Getting your own little space of land for the first time is such a fun thing.

2025-05-22 13:37:01

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As a family we've gone all in on XRP

2025-05-22 13:03:11

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Ya, Ripple is a great company, you know they are good moral people because they've never even bought their own coin, they just sell it to all us humble grateful plebs.

2025-05-22 13:01:30

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Wasn't me, I'm all in XRP because it's going to be the financial rails for the whole world I hear

2025-05-22 00:46:20

I’ve been trying to get my best friend into this thing of ours @npub1rzg…kxve since 2019 and he’s gone through so many rough patches and otherwise is relatively financially secure even though he’s always one minor catastrophe away from real pain and my question is do I bother telling him about the ATH today? I’m thinking no because I’m tired.

2025-05-21 21:25:17

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I’m going to take inventory of the room and then decide what topics make the most sense. Maybe I’ll manage to get someone to just stand up and leave right away with a handful of croissants.

2025-05-21 21:12:09

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I'll check it out, Im thinking of using the dollar going to zero famous one and the campbell's soup chart.

2025-05-21 21:08:58

I'll be giving a talk at a local professional club/dinner place for a random assortment of people trying to find something to do at lunch they can call a business expense on the topic of bitcoin, essentially what is it and why should you give a damn. Feel free to share your 101 topics you think I should cover. I'm going to wing it for the most part because I don't know who will attend or the level of knowledge. While I intend to shit talk the government as much as I can, it is also to market myself so, I don't think I can call anyone a retard at this particular event.

2025-05-21 17:31:30

Man ties shoe near puddle again, deploying more capital lads:
@nprofile…rhpg The lines made it, the car is down the street as you can tell from the perspective created by the lines.
https://blossom.primal.net/7de9ffbd088efd6f2266a6211ed2edd21acdc7838f3a28c3a22f0b4ab054f1e6.png
#nevent1q…r7u9

2025-05-21 00:58:35

I hate that I accidentally use google search from time to time. It's so fucked.

2025-05-21 00:43:03

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Probably not, but lawsuits will ensue:
“(c) Qualified tips.—For purposes of this section—
“(1) IN GENERAL.—The term ‘qualified tip’ means any cash tip received by an individual in the course of such individual's employment in an occupation which traditionally and customarily received tips on or before December 31, 2023, as provided by the Secretary.
“(2) EXCLUSION FOR CERTAIN EMPLOYEES.—Such term shall not include any amount received by an individual in the course of employment by an employer if such individual had, for the preceding taxable year, compensation (within the meaning of section 414(q))(4) from such employer in excess of the amount in effect under section 414(q)(1)(B)(i).”.
(2) PUBLISHED LIST OF OCCUPATIONS TRADITIONALLY RECEIVING TIPS.—Not later than 90 days after the date of the enactment of this Act, the Secretary of the Treasury (or the Secretary's delegate) shall publish a list of occupations which traditionally and customarily received tips on or before December 31, 2023, for purposes of section 224(c)(1) of the Internal Revenue Code of 1986 (as added by paragraph (1)).

2025-05-20 22:17:22

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Dragonite was the goate

2025-05-20 22:10:40

Many have asked for this, many have demanded I start 3+ podcasts splashing your faces with delicious sticky signal. The time is not right, the world is not ready.

2025-05-20 20:57:43

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I aspire.

2025-05-20 20:47:37

Project Inbox:Zero, commenced.

2025-05-20 20:16:25

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👀

2025-05-20 20:04:56

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Shy in the DMs, freak in the rearends.

2025-05-20 19:31:04

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Im in.

2025-05-20 19:29:13

Free Will Verified:
https://blossom.primal.net/9c5080c3e35e8bb81a57d8e11db0051dd850085fd578d7170dbe44e907f9362e.png

2025-05-20 19:10:02

Update: car drives by and splashes dead man's face with shit water. Also, myTA was correct and I'm a genius.
https://blossom.primal.net/b3bdcebe877b0dfd8fb83df5e2143ebef98e1933df760cb7837ac57428002cc7.png
#nevent1q…xx3w

2025-05-20 19:07:28

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You're like a Mute Paladin. I love it. Your mute list must look like one of Dante's circles.
https://blossom.primal.net/58973645c446db5f41b4a25663881e6dd64abcc45a782261c11a22bd548874d8.png

2025-05-20 18:58:57

I'm doing technical analysis now. This one is called man tries to tie shoe and gets stuck and dies. It means that the price is going to go down and then go back up at some point.
https://blossom.primal.net/2e6b56ef3270d154a3dd1924caea8847576f5335e7eff1adc464618eb96574d5.png

2025-05-20 18:49:44

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I feel bad for spam. Hawai'ians deserve better.

2025-05-20 18:38:50

Today I fucked around but failed to find out.

2025-05-20 18:33:53

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It's not a scam if its true: ⭕️

2025-05-20 18:31:52

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Next time poke it for science.

2025-05-20 18:31:08

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This is why we get along.

2025-05-20 18:17:06

Looking forward to Mandibles price at 127k
https://blossom.primal.net/9908040a0f062d1c8e26a9e78f47eff0eaa612a61ea41306638ef4d2432d4a2a.png
#nevent1q…n9my

2025-05-20 18:14:58

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I'd like to hear from people dating without using apps. I wonder if there's a whole set of normal people out there just dating normally without faking and swiping to get off.

2025-05-20 17:51:07

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Yes, the fuck's given are indelibly etched into you. I'm excited for you! Congratulations on her saying yes, you must have made an impression. I hope the wedding is thrilling!

2025-05-20 17:10:57

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Did I just start a multilayer marketing scam?

2025-05-20 15:37:30

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My statistics are probably great and perfect

2025-05-20 14:00:24

My wife just texted me. Apparently my son covertly acquired some cherry tomatoes and just spent a few minutes squeezing them like little grenades while sitting on the couch. She's having fun today.

2025-05-20 13:50:58

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I dont know what those are but now I have something new to learn.

2025-05-20 13:19:11

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Pepperidge Farm remembers.

2025-05-20 13:10:25

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Failed! I'm gonna have to give you cuck bucks in person to undo this ponzi scheme.

2025-05-20 12:57:48

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The coolest gun I shot recently was this .22 silenced small semi-auto rifle, it was so fuckin' quiet it sounded like a stapler. It was a blast to shoot.

2025-05-20 12:50:12

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Wtf Jay, you zapped me but there's no route to zap you back?

2025-05-20 12:40:07

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I'm so glad you asked and you will be too! You give me bitcoin and I give you a peice of paper I typed on my computer and printed with my printer. How much can I put you down for?

2025-05-20 12:29:35

I went back and saved from the protocol all 48 poems I wrote for my #poemaday thing. That was a fun thing.

2025-05-20 11:58:47

I’m issuing a convertible note at 0% coupon, convertible to shares of my LLC I just formed. It’s going to probably be valuable. Why not just get some in case it catches on. Any takers? This is how you do this right?

2025-05-20 11:52:47

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Are you saying statistics are misleading!?

2025-05-19 23:44:03

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DONT BITE!

2025-05-19 21:54:46

INFINITE PIZZA!
#nevent1q…4syl

2025-05-19 21:18:46

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These are the important questions.

2025-05-19 20:29:01

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We get a long too often, we should fight about something soon.

2025-05-19 20:15:32

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You know that's wise words. On a more serious note, when I was young I was suicidal, in the planning stages, and I was getting a sugary hot coffee drink at the coffee bar at the place I worked and it suddenly occurred to me that it just might get better and I could always kill myself if it came down to it, so, in sum: planning to quit tomorrow instead of today is often good advice.

2025-05-19 20:07:45

Ridicule is sometime's the best medicine.

2025-05-19 20:06:43

I just want to be a whole coiner:
lnbc10n1p5zhr6tpp55ym24hu66j3g7reyq84pag22dxs5aeg6ynrf6yr3xgj2x6fgmgnqdq5g9kxy7fqd9h8vmmfvdjscqzpgxqyz5vqrzjqw9fu4j39mycmg440ztkraa03u5qhtuc5zfgydsv6ml38qd4azym7r290vqqy6qqqqqqqqlgqqqq86qqjqsp5dccys8at5u0amddwpw8x7wcejvaxlua8vw7m4qtf5g9gjsgd894s9qxpqysgql88m6ldce0ee46mcsn4r7dvcn23kt6zwyp5f9xundldqkd9s344zc8su4970pk52jwj99zy9dj3ghz5p4m8sanhhrg5kvaalf9fagmgpx9gf4u

2025-05-19 19:00:44

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I can't afford those two gold, how about these three gold?

2025-05-19 11:54:31

I'm old to bitcoin and I'm here to fix it.

2025-05-19 00:10:16

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I pretty much do as well. But my wife broke out the mother today.

2025-05-18 23:22:30

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https://image.nostr.build/89f4f2b06af745bfb8ecaef20cfa5547bae6411c973f8b6e901d3c569f9921ef.jpg

2025-05-18 20:25:44

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Are you saying you don't think language should be centrally planned? Anarchist!

2025-05-18 20:02:29

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Yes, because “a foolish constancy is the hobgoblin of simple minds” of course

2025-05-18 19:57:15

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Multi orders of magnitude denomination changes are obviously the best way to cure confusion.

2025-05-18 19:56:10

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At least 100x dollar moon math incoming.

2025-05-18 19:55:39

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A foe a fear a tattoo of tear, a drop of morbid fun.

2025-05-18 19:54:09

I guess 1 cent is 1 dollar now

2025-05-18 12:15:20

I don’t understand how this guy can be perpetually negative on literally every aspect of the thing that he’s dedicated so much of his life to.
#note1nla…43l5

2025-05-18 02:19:46

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I'm with you, it's a platonic view of nighttime peace.

2025-05-18 02:09:28

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De ja broooo!

2025-05-18 01:46:26

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I love you guys.

2025-05-17 19:31:37

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Many such cases

2025-05-17 15:37:08

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Getting older is rough sometimes

2025-05-17 15:30:51

A former friend of mine from law school is now a full blown militant black separatist and that makes me sad. I loved his family first mentality and extraordinary work ethic and commitment to criminal defense work. I guess this happens.

2025-05-17 15:19:40

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They key is not the lock and the lock is not the key, but together they open the door. -- Platitude #69 of John the Wise.

2025-05-17 15:12:58

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The greatest mystery of life is the irreconcilability of the sexes.

2025-05-17 01:22:49

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It's often the case, please report back from madness, ASAP.

2025-05-17 01:19:48

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Doritos without seed oils

2025-05-16 20:01:07

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3 years in John years is a long...long time... so I get it.

2025-05-16 19:39:52

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@nprofile…zx3h I read your materials on @nprofile…5h0z and I wonder how flexible you all are in terms of the mission to further "education and outreach about bitcoin". I'm on the board of a literacy and financial education charity here in central florida, basically the only one for an enormous region, and we are in the grant writing season right now. www.adultliteracyleague(dot)org. It stands to reason you can't properly benefit the bitcoin world, let a lone code, without being able to read or understand it without financial literacy, but, in any case. I wonder if it would be worth applying for an opensats grant. If you have any thoughts, I'd love to hear it.

2025-05-16 15:20:02

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No, I didn't know you had xenopoop implants. I was referring to his shit disturber reference.

2025-05-16 15:19:10

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Waiters everywhere waiting for just the tip.

2025-05-16 14:36:45

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The horror....the horror..

2025-05-16 14:32:44

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I'm sure they have a committee.

2025-05-16 14:28:59

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Worse than buying it; they will eat it.

2025-05-16 14:21:43

Ok, you might not want to hear this, but Kelloggs is definitely going to make a shitbag sugar cereal called Bitcoin Bites which will be little shitty extruded sugar nuggets. This is going to happen, and it will be our fault.

2025-05-16 14:17:08

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I want an AI reply bot that intelligently replyguys only via Tom Petty lyrics.

2025-05-16 14:15:29

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@nprofile…f08g how's your pre-soap tallow for dick purposes?

2025-05-16 14:14:57

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I want that damn credit card.