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👖🏴‍☠️User of Bitcoin / GFY, GM, no GN🤌 / PhD in Phonics 🆎

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2024-09-27 19:15:28

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This stupid computer is too buggy. Or maybe it's this Nostr client. I dunno. what I wanted to say is "ha! i was gonna tag you and talfy! lol" imagine that! If i had done that! ha!

2024-09-26 23:14:51

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Anger is a Gift

2024-09-22 16:31:42

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I assumed it was a meme. There is a subset of betas who pay only fans models to kick them in the testicles tho 🤷🏽

2024-09-04 16:49:24

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For example—you never see the opposite incentive: offer a lower fee for fewer items. Only a higher fee for more items. There is no incentive to reduce the cost to the customer—even if they produce 10x less waste than the average customer.

2024-09-04 16:42:13

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And to be clear, i agree that the blanket fee for “extra items” is dumb. I just think, like all govt enforced monopolies, this method absolves the service providers of real accountability to their “customers”

2024-09-04 16:15:28

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I agree that taking per-capita into account is definitely more fair than a flat per-unit/address waste fee that benefits a govt enforced monopoly. This is my issue. The incentives produce a situation where the most wasteful are subsidized by the least wasteful. 🤷🏽

2024-09-04 15:40:02

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I understand your opinion. However, I like the idea of pay-for-what-you-use. I don’t live in Canada, but basically i only use my trash service once every 2-3 months. I end up picking up trash from my neighbors’ cans every trash day. So, in a very real way i am subsidizing their bad consumption habits. The managerial State does not reward efficiency. The trash company has a monopoly on trash services, and the State gets their administrative cut. There is no incentive to optimize for the “customer” because it would mean less value extraction for the State/Corporate blob.

2024-08-31 16:08:58

You can’t always do whatever you want, but you sure as hell can try

2024-08-03 14:50:15

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Lol

2024-08-01 17:52:14

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Hi MisterG. Your Lightning address isn’t working for me. I tried to zap but it told me “no”

2024-08-01 17:33:42

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It looks like you gave her a few extra dollars. Like maybe $167.

2024-07-18 17:11:38

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i would focus more on technique in baseball. also, i’d marry a japanese woman, but still avoid most seafoods

2024-05-09 21:42:45

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Street food
School Bus taxis
Rural Nuns
Diesel
Frijoles, huevos, leche for dinner
Curvy mountain roads
Volcanic rock beaches
Palm trees and flowerszzzz

2024-02-11 10:53:15

I haven’t read Dune. The documentary on Jordorowsky’s 1970s never-made version is fascinating. This take on the 1980s David Lynch and the 2021 Villenueve version is kind of inspiring, and relevant to our current human condition. What am i a philosopher now? Worth the 16 minutes:
https://youtu.be/BrP7sjBa0hg?si=VzfMZ51qNcrseHme

2024-02-03 14:56:34

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I missed a day on Thursday. I was a little sick. Burning indigestion. I haven't had the flu since covid, btw--just acid frying the nerves in my brain stem and a little chest congestion. Anyway, I did 250 the next day, which is Friday. that's the rule: miss a day, do the 100 make-ups + 50 more. I did the corresponding squats and lateral pulls, because I think about how my skeleton and muscles function.
THAT'S THE CHEAT CODE: THINK ABOUT SKELETONS
https://image.nostr.build/1c66a0c935c239846bb746b0274ca51302675daad9aad401a154dd6c25478f51.png

2024-01-30 13:19:24

Drunk History, With Jack Mallers

2024-01-30 12:55:23

Here go an interesting collection of think tanks and think bois and grrrls. GAME B 👻 👻 👻 👀 🌚 🌝 🤨
https://www.gameb.wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page

2024-01-30 12:50:36

Here go 40 ideas for making chairs from shipping pallets. They gonna look great in your shipping container tiny house, oke?
https://blitsy.com/pallet-chair/

2024-01-24 12:13:42

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Debian askin about nuthin if u know wats good for u

2024-01-09 20:47:43

Remember orange-pilling?
Hi Nostr!

2023-11-23 01:47:45

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🥹 now we’ll never be alone 🥹

2023-11-23 01:46:32

Thanjs everjuan. You’re doing gret 👏👍🤩

2023-11-23 01:15:26

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Shut up

2023-11-23 01:07:18

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I was just thinking the exact same thing

2023-11-07 13:55:00

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2023-11-04 14:40:14

GM Nostr. Im gorfing🏌️‍♂️today.
Rule is gorf attire is required.
I don’t own any gorf clothes.
Les see if anyone cares 🌞

2023-10-24 13:52:47

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🏴‍☠️GM🏴‍☠️

2023-10-22 14:29:19

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GM thanjs friend 🙌⚡️💪

2023-10-22 14:28:31

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GM ser 🙌☕️❤️

2023-10-22 14:25:49

GM Nostr. HODLING is not enough. Yes you have to hodl. But developers need users. Lightning channels need liquidity. Companies need customers. Galt’s Gulch doesn’t happen on a blind faith in Gresham’s law. Just sayin’ 🤚

2023-10-10 12:14:58

GM Nostr. This is a psyop. I am not really here. 🧠✌️👋

2023-09-23 12:18:02

GM Warld Sitizen https://image.nostr.build/4a58d608c4d903b86986126feb1e38634d448aab8c5219e644051bf6a988b088.jpg

2023-09-04 12:25:03

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Thanjs fellow Cyborg friend!!!

2023-09-04 12:17:25

EBOLA

2023-08-15 00:34:20

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Es posible, pero no voy con todo

2023-08-14 04:00:36

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Lyn, do you think, i too,
can benefit?
Cyborg Augustus🥹

2023-08-14 01:08:49

Currently locked out of the Tweeterz. GE Nostr 👋

2023-08-04 10:19:21

GM Nostr. My passenger is unarmed—lost both limbs in the cyborg wars. Unmodified, he’s still got natal-gen vision. A rarity. I’ve got the map, complete with topography, stored in my brain chip. Been avoiding the update for this reason—rumour has it that the new files corrupt any existing navigation data. I’m having a great time out here in the wasteland.

2023-07-31 13:48:13

GM Nostr. Four minutes late is acceptable in my book ⏰ 💨

2023-07-28 21:55:40

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The oyster of nuts 🦪

2023-07-28 13:17:06

GM Nostr. Don’t forget to annoy your normie friends by showing them how Lightning solve for instant Bitcoin denominated payments. 😘
So, so delicate their egos. I crush them like pistachios 🥜

2023-07-26 10:09:02

Im soon to become the most powerful Auguste Karstens on this protocol. It is too late to oppose me

2023-07-25 09:17:41

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Lol probably true

2023-07-21 21:39:38

Im here still i giss

2023-07-14 12:39:24

GM. I use noncustodial Lightning all the time—i know it needs scaling solutions, but it’s very much functional right now, and seems like it has plenty more room for adoption as is.
Fedimints aren’t ideal. And i don’t understand MEV, but i just wanted to say i like Lightning and it’s working for me right now.

2023-07-09 21:30:51

Good info/ good rants podcast:
https://fountain.fm/episode/lNAEHeJ7TbRCrJPfzmYc

2023-07-09 12:38:25

GM 🤗 Drink water. Drink coffee. Take care of your organs.

2023-07-08 20:28:31

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Koby wtf is this?

2023-07-08 12:48:33

GM Nostr. Thanks for being here

2023-07-07 11:18:04

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Thisses true

2023-07-07 11:17:40

My normie friends were measuring a sports field last night via Google Earth. One marveled at how exact Google measured his distance from a nearby tree. (It was within 2 feet). I mentioned the data panopticon and why it’s important to fight back. Another friend remarked, “yeah but it’s the choice we made—we gave it up.” I told him there were tools—technology that we can use to reverse that. You just have to use them. He didn’t ask for examples. Maybe one day 🤷🏽🌈

2023-07-05 13:28:04

GM. It was my coke. Sorry everyone

2023-07-01 21:34:07

https://nostr.build/i/bf88065cfffae542ffcda971d9921939bd55b248f678953ce504035c6737a039.jpg

2023-03-28 04:03:07

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Me an the boys on spa day
👨🏻‍🎓🧖🏻‍♂️

2023-03-25 15:19:44

Cheddar’s is hoppin rn

2023-03-17 09:49:20

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I think it is more complicated than this, but this metaphor is an interesting perspective

2023-03-17 02:31:12

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Wat the hell did i write this for? Lol

2023-03-16 10:39:00

The Fiat Credit Belief System moved into full Enlightenment period with the 2008 Great Financial Crisis. The Covid Pandemic birthed the Modern Monetary Experiment 💵 🧪 that has followed. Like the Vatican Catholic reforms of the 1960s, it is already proving to be a wrecking ball to a structural pillar of the a faith-based system. How many people are “true believers” in the old system now compared to 100 years ago?

2023-03-15 09:58:05

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24 words on this piece of paper… goddamnit, why did i choose a 24-word seed phrase!!!

2023-03-14 10:39:21

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Everybody got that BNT162b2 liver now

2023-03-13 04:17:03

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Why?

2023-03-11 12:37:34

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Nineteeluna

2023-03-11 12:34:57

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Oke nevermind i had to use 2 different wallets. I couldn’t do it with the wallet that i have linked to Damus. It had to be a different ine

2023-03-11 08:25:08

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🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

2023-03-11 04:56:02

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Lol

2023-03-11 04:54:27

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That does work nicely, and the message shows up in the zap notification—not just in the wallet receipt. Ver naice

2023-03-11 04:43:16

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Wth is this?

2023-03-11 04:42:52

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Lol. It works now though. It’s set at 1000. F U cat!

2023-03-11 04:38:46

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Lol. I sent it back… minus one sat. Im saving up to get my Lightning channel out of limbo lol

2023-03-11 04:35:19

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Lol this is true

2023-03-11 04:32:55

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Donk Hodl implied he can’t see mine at all. I giss it’s still a little buggy. Im on Damus. What are you on?

2023-03-11 04:31:17

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I have—well WoS at least. You can’t see it ?! Goddamnit! Yours didn’t show up on my end for a couple weeks. Weirt!!

2023-03-11 04:11:16

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For some reason i can’t send any zippys on the individual posts. The bolt in your profile works tho

2023-03-11 02:20:16

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I looked into robosats, but couldn’t find a way to get dollars on there without using Zelle or Strike—both kyc’d through my bank. Do you know if there is a mechanism that separates the dollar’s transfer from the UTXO buy transaction?
I know i can use a post office money order with Bisque (haven’t done yet), but im trying to provide an easy way for my beef/eggs guy to convert BTC to cash if he has to. Right now he is a precoiner, but has several customers wanting to pay in bitcoin.
I just want to get him a manageable non-kyc offramp if he needs it.

2023-03-10 14:43:02

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It’s a mega-corp, so not really flexible. I did just find out that one of the C-suite guys is in town. That’s why i got notified lol. Now instead of a blank screen, there’s gonna be like 30 pics of me flagged doing profane gestures lol.
On the career options front, I actually just bought a welder. Gonna do some iron work at my house, then hopefully sell my services for Bitscoins. Thank you ser!

2023-03-10 13:36:42

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Thanks man. That is a good analysis!
I did explain to him about the encroaching surveillance State—facial recognition, etc. Made my case about China and totalitarian regimes creating barriers to transacting via data collection. Explained that i didn’t think it would happen the same way in the West, but it will manifest in some other nefarious way—and how everyone is sleepwalking right into it. I told him i felt like the soul of this planet was at stake. He is a pretty nice person—but is a normie. He just kept saying, “I know. Oh I know” lol.
This is why i’ve never pursued a career in the rat race. I’ve always lived on a shoestring, but i’ve got plenty of skills. This shit job just maximalizes my free time for the hours/pay i receive. But this stupid camera is a deal-breaker. Gonna hafta move on. It’s probably time anyway.

2023-03-10 13:36:40

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2023-03-10 13:36:39

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2023-03-10 12:45:11

I am one of the safest, most cautious drivers i know. They installed a cab camera in my work truck about 2 months ago. I’ve had it covered with a piece of tape since. Boss called me. Said “it keeps flagging” and i have to take the tape off. I need a couple more months before i quit. Economic realities an all that. Spent the morning lifting coffee mug and phone to my face while giving the camera the finger and this thing: ✌️👅. I might not make it to quitting day.

2023-03-10 11:53:18

Is there a way to buy Amazon gift cards in the US, but denominated in euros, and then use Peach Bitcoin? Will a vpn enable this? I imagine there is something in the Amazon gift card script that prevents this amirite?

2023-03-10 08:43:14

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Right right. I have lots of terrible service/paid-labor stories too. I basically stopped paying anybody to do anything lol. The result was always worse than what i could do myself for free. Basically everything is diy for me these days—except car maintenance (dont have the time).

2023-03-10 08:29:15

FOR 3 YEARS THE POLICE HAVE DONE FUCK-ALL. My parked car was hit-and-run twice in this time (one time with camera footage and an eye witness who immediately flagged down an officer on patrol). People drove like F-1 pilots everywhere. The police simply did not care—
I considered the hit-and-run deductible + monthly ins premium increase an acceptable tradeoff for not being harassed by the local police thugs for every innocuous traffic violation. (Im a very grampy-low-time-pref driver btw so this was mostly a courtesy for my fellow high-time-pref driving morans).
Now the local cop patrol and meter maids are harassing every driver and parked vehicle on the road.
My humble Bitcoin friend,
THEY ARE BANKRUPT.
Act accordingly.

2023-03-09 23:10:17

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🤔😏

2023-03-09 23:08:18

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Poors getting squeezed. Source: Me

2023-03-06 17:49:49

I think trying to close a Lightning channel at 1sat/vB might’ve been s mistake
#onesatequalsonesat

2023-03-04 01:04:17

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The crux of the matter, when related to White Noise, is the Nothing, the Void, left by the death of God.
The kids threaten their parents with “superior” knowledge of trivia. The parents fight back ineffectively with their own “facts”, but lack the “sharpness” of their children because they’ve long left the information funnel to specialize in their crafts—equally trivial to the children’s general knowledge, but mors specialized.
https://food52.com/blog/20083-the-scientific-10-step-way-to-eat-a-sandwich

2023-03-04 00:56:37

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Then Zarathustra goes on to spread his message amongst the people—“God is Dead. Now here are the repercussions..”
Those repercussions entail a weakening of the herd, slave mentality, scapegoating of the “masters”, et al.
All of which were misappropriated by the Nazis.

2023-03-04 00:05:13

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So, the jester is doing flips over the tightrope walker, while traversing between two towers. The tightroper drops his pole—you can conjecture what this pole represents (God, religion, codes of life, whatever) Nietzsche wrote in short aphorisms; little cryptic word-images—so, dude drops his pole. Grabs at the wire. And falls to his death.
Zarathustra rushes to the dying man’s side. Explains about God’s death, and that there is no reason to fear death, no Hell, no God. Nothing.
Having sufficiently administered the dying man his last rights (at least in Zar’s eyes), Zarathustra exits, and the tightroper is left to contemplate Nothing in his remaining minutes.
https://diginole.lib.fsu.edu/islandora/object/fsu%3A52571/datastream/OBJ/view

2023-03-03 23:46:35

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Actually it was Zarathustra, not Freddy Nietzsche, who spake those words to some villagers while a jester and a tightrope walker traversed a wire above him.
The jester in his colorful garb, the tightroper with his balancing pole, and the villagers wholly unimpressed by Zarathustra’s announcement.
https://allthatsinteresting.com/karl-wallenda

2023-03-03 22:28:52

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God Is Dead
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friedrich_Nietzsche#/media/File%3ANietzsche187a.jpg

2023-03-03 22:27:58

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The major theme of the film, annnnd book is the absence of meaning. All of the characters fill their daily routines with idle chatter. Words. Words fill the void.
Babette, who has resorted to taking an experimental pharmaceutical to stave off her fear, cannot even determine the difference between a word and what if represents. Everything has become babble to her. She’s become unhinged from “whats real.”
Yet none of the characters seem to notice—Nietzsche’s great fear.

2023-03-03 22:15:00

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And this is why i suspect the movie called White Noise is a message from the Catholics in Action.
(not the sports organization either)

2023-03-03 20:57:01

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Ok. Whoa hold them horseys you might be sayin’ to ole Body at this point—like “wat the fack does all this babble have to do with the CIA?”
Well it just so happens that the CIA has a history of attracting and employing the Catholics. In fact 3 out of the past 5 directors were Catholics.
https://catholicherald.co.uk/why-catholics-thrive-in-the-cia/

2023-03-03 20:08:36

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There is even a drug—albeit experimental which “targets the fear-of-death section of the brain.”
Jack (narrator & scholar of Hitler studies) confronts his wife, Babette—cute curly-sunshine-locks lady, about her use of the fear-inhibiting drug, Dylar.
But alas even this method fails to dispel the fear of death—which is the motivation for both Jack and Babette.

2023-03-03 18:20:43

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So, the family members are involved in a competition—outdoing each other in trivia, throughout the entire story. The academics are all concerned with it as well. No one is investigating the clear cause of all this existential fear. They’re just spending their lives debating trivia.

2023-03-03 15:14:33

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Now listen. Let’s keep in mind that all the minutiae and trivia by the friends and family in White Noise are presented in a certain context.
“The family is the cradle of the world’s misinformation” — an utterance by Murray, an Elvis scholar. And which is also repeated by Jack, a scholar of ‘Hitler’ studies.
Annnnd let’s take into account that both Elvis and Hitler studies are premised on a certain triviality and assumption of minutiae, rather than underlying cultural momentum and morality.

2023-03-03 14:31:15

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Annnnnd don’t come at me with “but but but the book was written in 1984, dude!”
I know, dawg. I read it. The train crash (occurring in ‘College Town’ Ohio) happens in like the first 5 minutes of the film. In the book the crash doesn’t take place until almost halfway through—and after a near catastrophic airplane accident.
There is a slow build-up of existential dread, overlayed by a sort of oblivious attention to minutiae and trivialities by the characters—who all seem to spread misconceptions and fallacies to each other btw.

2023-03-03 13:55:03

Not entirely my idea, but I am now fairly convinced there are multiple CIA’s.
The movie White Noise convinced me. I think it’s probable that it is not predictive programming. But rather—the movie release was a message to the remnant, from the faction of the CIA that supports individual freedom and responsibilty.
I typed a crazy Twitter thread about it a couple weeks ago. GFYs if you have a different opinion.

2023-03-03 13:06:11

Hey Damus/Nostrichers, can i create 2 accounts on this thing? Like can i have 2 sets of keys?—doesn’t seem possible on Damus client. Can i do one on Damus, another on like a desktop/android?
Thanks for answering

2023-03-01 15:58:01

Fedimint vs Drive Chain:
FM: no changes to BTC needed. Users must trust Fedi-Guardians. Mints stable/shitcoins for Users.
DC: needs BIP 300/301 for trustless pegout. Users interact directly w Mainchain. Brings shitcoins/stable coins to BTC via merged mining.
Which is worse?