Ok. Whoa hold them horseys you might be sayin’ to ole Body at this point—like “wat the fack does all this babble have to do with the CIA?”
Well it just so happens that the CIA has a history of attracting and employing the Catholics. In fact 3 out of the past 5 directors were Catholics.
https://catholicherald.co.uk/why-catholics-thrive-in-the-cia/