CraigTheSpaceBum

Goodnight. I've lost access to my right hand/arm... https://image.nostr.build/46d534c33f6bfa9226eb044ce0da113000b90c679153a1fb96ec3440ea6272ea.jpg
#catstr #cat

2024-10-25 11:03:10

https://image.nostr.build/0a298baf3ac668eba78e453f5ffad78d061f817b70ff1b95a87fb187f03bb61d.jpg #catstr #cat

2024-10-24 11:55:18

https://youtu.be/sySlY1XKlhM
#nevent1q…ngm9

2024-10-17 01:06:31

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Better yet who is coming??

2024-10-17 00:42:47

I still won't buy a apple product even though this is super cool 😂 sorry @nprofile…9f6h
#nevent1q…u2nt

2024-10-13 11:30:09

4 hour drive home time 😒

2024-10-12 19:18:38

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Why are you using the gram. Nostr only 😆

2024-10-12 18:04:30

Yo when the fuck is someone going to make a nostr unreal engine 5 plug in 😂
#nevent1q…4p4w

2024-10-12 17:51:39

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I have a few reestate agent friends if you need links

2024-10-10 03:45:16

https://video.nostr.build/7f3a56c8d80333003a45ee8fd386d5d7dcd3dca36ac919599bbce8ef5a222f50.mp4

2024-10-10 02:33:30

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Sorry I couldn't see your post because it was censored.

2024-10-09 22:05:40

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How do I negative like this post 😆. Fuck Rabble and anyone like him who wants to censor nostr and attack people's lightning nodes.

2024-10-08 01:13:44

Oppps. Accidentally deleted this 😂 https://image.nostr.build/4d36bdfbdf7aea2e964d2c1f881c43542834e0179dfe236f958cb0cab3433064.jpg
#nostr #meme

2024-10-08 01:04:05

I saw this and thought this was appropriate for #nostr 😂
https://image.nostr.build/4d36bdfbdf7aea2e964d2c1f881c43542834e0179dfe236f958cb0cab3433064.jpg

2024-10-07 12:08:56

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Finally a girl my height 😌

2024-10-04 21:45:41

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Careful what you wish for. You maybe famous for all the wrong reasons.

2024-10-03 05:01:50

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The moment Julian Assange develops his own client, the moment nostr goes main stream 😆

2024-10-03 00:27:54

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You can have all the mutilated penis and cancerous hormones all you want. I'm libertarian, I belive in self responsibility 😅. You do you. I'm a straght white male, according to society, I'm not allowed to have feelings or opinions on anything 😂

2024-10-03 00:24:29

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"She" 😆

2024-10-03 00:15:25

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Careful, you might give "lyn" a boner 😆

2024-09-29 17:53:34

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use 0xchat. more secure then damus and amethyst to dm 😅

2024-09-29 00:08:36

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Well people are reflection of ones environment. If you think your abusive, it's probably because you were abused at one point. But being able to self reflect and being like what I did was wrong means you have morals. I don't know tho because I don't know the context 😅. Just self reflect and understand we are error correction creatures. You need to mess up a few times before getting it right.

2024-09-28 23:57:30

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Kinky

2024-09-27 02:56:22

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😉 https://image.nostr.build/5bf99cf0439d656c162ca8e1c2e8c1d3e569036489c059241b105bf7d0174c50.jpg

2024-09-26 01:19:49

I had a man today on the calls tell me I don't know who he's messing with. He then proceeded to proudly tell me he declared bankruptcy 3 times. My response was "...and your proud of that and your what 60-70 years old?".
Dude went ape shit on the phones 😂

2024-09-25 21:46:31

https://image.nostr.build/2f293273538d54db25cf5411da8b43da3f35765886b923c3d2c50a826b2557d9.jpg

2024-09-25 21:44:07

#Birdstr
https://image.nostr.build/828cc6504872b542c47230e910945fe29ade994a93ac17e9d7250e31fa4298fc.jpg

2024-09-24 08:20:55

4am puking. I guess something went wrong with tuna pasta salad 🤮🤢. Send help or sats 💀

2024-09-24 00:30:36

There is treasure to be desired and oil in the dwelling of the wise; But a foolish man spendeth it up. Proverbs 21:20

2024-09-22 14:15:58

The resistance is winning.
#nevent1q…n9r4

2024-09-21 12:11:09

Obligated Mandatory Saturday of the month 🫡

2024-09-18 16:56:33

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🤓

2024-09-17 23:35:30

I was about to leave the parking lot until I saw this 😆. You know your in canada when 😆 #birdstr #canada https://video.nostr.build/29d02d896893e992fea83d9e14ae338697302816ac5e00e109d7f6f9e9e8d56f.mp4

2024-09-17 16:52:38

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😊

2024-09-17 16:22:54

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Sounds like someone is spoiled or sour 😅

2024-09-16 22:55:57

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Yes ma'am 🫡 https://image.nostr.build/bb0731cb48e8b000fe6feabd6e1be879b94a3704d2ac61b30383d1681b641dc2.jpg

2024-09-16 22:43:42

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Moo 🐮 😏

2024-09-16 22:40:01

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Only if I can milk the cow 😆

2024-09-16 22:07:53

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What do you define as a intelligent woman 😆

2024-09-15 00:17:30

I wanna build a crew of gamers from #nostr to stream on weekends 🫡 #starcitizen
https://image.nostr.build/de5318a57bcfa98ce7ec384699e91754b985fca36e48801bb5e305c4af6c292d.jpg

2024-09-13 21:20:36

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An opinion is like a ass hole. Everyone has one. Some are better then others. Some people eat that shit raw from the source 😂

2024-09-13 21:10:06

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You should see how many people blocked me on nostr after commenting on a nostr influencers profile. She was not happy 😆

2024-09-13 18:43:58

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How do you milk a strawberry 🍓

2024-09-12 22:49:23

Me when I see or hear anything #bitcoin
https://video.nostr.build/ce8d0bbf641104f93efe06513ccaa54dcfc5447ebcce20a5489e238f55141720.mp4
#memestr

2024-09-11 21:08:41

https://video.nostr.build/704bee94025a3bc4043581f964b36ea372041bab29362c0b8c74295362e8b9e0.mp4
#nevent1q…f8rv

2024-09-11 16:56:02

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Nostr music?

2024-09-09 12:03:19

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It is when the FBI and NSA come a knocking on your door 😆

2024-09-09 09:59:34

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Problem is, how are you going to censor it and how are you going to deal with the sickos who try to upload child porn to your site.

2024-09-08 01:32:17

Show me your most valuable memes.
#nevent1q…4ngh

2024-09-05 22:37:43

Just remember you need a bank in order to go bankrupt 🧐

2024-09-05 01:02:01

I've given up on the whole online dating thing. I met this girl online like a few days ago. Yesterday I messaged her after work saying hey, it will take me a hour to drive home, I'll message you after. So I get home and I'm like 30 mins late because I stopped by the weed shop. I messaged her and she's like giving my shit for being 30 minutes late. I thought she was joking at first but she was trying to gaslight me saying I didn't care and all this shit so I legit was like. Yoo you trying to gaslight me is giving me red flags, peace. Legit this girl called my phones 12 fucking times back to back and left a vm saying that im a bad person she was going to report me to the dating app? I didn't bother to reply back because you mess with crazy bitches 🤣

2024-09-04 02:47:39

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If a pug and a cat had babies

2024-09-02 12:31:51

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I photograph photos of my pussy 😅

2024-08-29 01:04:52

Anyone got those ex Twitter followers 😆. My account would appreciate more followers 😁

2024-08-28 19:32:12

Awkward moment when customers last name is "Nigro" and I'm the only white guy in the call center surrounded by Indians and Black People...

2024-08-28 12:23:29

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Fishcake your such a schill 😆

2024-08-27 16:56:59

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I'm turned on and afraid at the same time 😆

2024-08-25 16:38:28

Received this random ass voicemail at 3:30am. Called my service provider and all they could tell me is that it came from SME01 0000 at 3:30am. They told me they were going to launch a further investigation. I'm complex because I only really post on nostr and over the past month I've been too busy to use my phone due to work.
If I end up kidnapped in a van or assinated. At least I died how I lived, stacking sats, shitposting and causing cognitive dissonance in normies and apparently psycopaths. To any possibility disgruntled ex, I did it all for the bitcoin and the freedom. You can kill a man but you can't fucking kill an idea. 🖕
https://image.nostr.build/260b10a9b5e78622cdf5da2ef99cbff209a617b7ba012d167530a0e6e0e36170.jpg

2024-08-23 21:19:21

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Man they have bigger problems then bitcoin such as license suspension and pending small claims court from the city 😆

2024-08-23 18:48:46

I love when I get assigned business debt. It's fun to call a multi million dollar company and be like are you guys poor? Pay your tickets

2024-08-23 16:19:04

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Yes

2024-08-23 10:55:31

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Seems kinda sexist 🤔

2024-08-21 00:27:00

I was scrolling threw my Facebook and saw this post of the widow of my friend (who was a motorcycle instructor and got hit on his bike by a pick up truck). In high school, my buddy and I were in the special Ed class together and we're given laptops by the school board to complete our school work. I remember playing emulators in class in science class together. My favorite memory was when he opened up a text pad and pasted in some code to basically attempt to delete the server harddrive, saved as a .exe instead of .txt file. He opened it, he tripped something off, this guy had the IT guy drive from another town and yelled/freaked out on him for hours 😆 and he ended up getting suspended 🤣🤣🤣. There was then a update to all the school board computers to remove notepad. He ended up dating, marrying and having a kid with a girl from the grade below us and now his daughter is fatherless.
I tell this story because no matter how much bitcoin or any form of material wealth can not bring back a human life. Drive fucking safe.
https://image.nostr.build/1b235279a271b7105da4908d6e998ad3b3bd72878a277471ad9059f0fefc9575.jpg

2024-08-20 16:32:08

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I miss my white cat so much 😢

2024-08-20 12:23:29

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Do they zap themselves?

2024-08-20 11:00:03

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I don't own a jet, just paper airplanes.

2024-08-20 10:41:18

The weather is too damn cold 🥶

2024-08-20 01:49:01

I feel like a old man falling asleep by 10pm 😆

2024-08-19 16:52:47

Someone zap @nprofile…e3mm some lunch money 😆
#nevent1q…nz0w

2024-08-17 17:45:25

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It's a collection agency. 😆 that's a hard no

2024-08-17 14:28:58

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Its my one "Mandatory Saturday" of the month.

2024-08-17 14:25:21

2 hours of commuting for 4 hour shift 🫠

2024-08-16 23:34:48

I've been orange pilling my co-workers over the past week with different angles and lot of them just don't get it so I ask them how much money it cost them to send money back to their country of origin. They say a decision amount. I then pulled up my website bitcoin-cats.ca 😉 "zapped" myself $20 and was like I can be anywhere in the world and that transaction was virtually free. I brought up el savador, Lugano swisserland and @nprofile…9fpu and mentioned why it el savador made bitcoin legal tender in the first place. You can see lights click in their eyes. A few think like yea I can see how that would work in "small countries". 😆. Soo much work needs to be done.

2024-08-16 22:13:08

Disney has the reverse midas touch, everything they touch turns to shit 😆

2024-08-15 19:42:08

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Now travel to Toronto for the bitcoin meet up tonight

2024-08-15 19:38:25

I see a fork
#nevent1q…h6yc

2024-08-15 19:37:19

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Send me 5000 sats, I'll send you 10,000 back 😂

2024-08-15 01:29:39

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I won't lie, I love what I currently do. I do small collections on behalf of different cities and townships for like speeding tickets and other fines. People compliment me on how nice, quick and professional I am on the phones (I even had a guy today say I have a radio voice 😆). I'm also like the only white guy there so like I never "are you calling from India?". I basically say pay ticket or risk license suspension. I have a background being a manager for a door to door company representing save the children and I used to be a credit operations manager for Rogers 😅 so collections is easy and fun, especially when you have the ability to talk back to rude people and not get in trouble because they in collections. That being said. They know I'm really good at my job and want me to work on bank portfolio doing like 3rd and 5th assignment which is like hardest shit on the planet. The commissions is extremely higher but trade off is, I'm dealing with 30 year old debt that is like $500,000 😆.

2024-08-15 00:29:16

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Quit quitting 😆

2024-08-15 00:18:09

I was told I'm being promoted into a new department collecting bank debts worth like $100,000+ and I'm like please don't, just leave me the fuck alone 😆. I'm happy where I am.

2024-08-12 22:56:47

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Reverse R-Kelly No Jutsu!

2024-08-12 22:24:47

So I called this woman over a $200 bill. She mentioned she wanted to leave the country due to cost of living. I mentioned it's my dream to move to el savador. She then points out she's el savadorian and her mom recently moved back. She told me her mom owns more bitcoin then her 😂. If the calls were not recorded I would of asked her out on a date 😂

2024-08-11 21:00:01

What's next, multi signature npubs and nsecs 😆
#nevent1q…3scd

2024-08-10 00:40:25

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The way KFC makes their gravy (at least here in Canada). Drain deep fryer at the end of the night. Take all the settlement at the bottom. Put in a strainer and leave in fridge with a bunch of rubber boxes of chicken blood. In morning take it out and portion it. Put in fridge. Heat up a pot of boiling water and then put in settlement and wait til that shit breaks down. Then pour in your powder with bunch of random ingredients and reduce the heat. The next leave in the warmer up front. End of the night. They leave it in the warmer and turns to jellow and any longer then a day and 🤮🤮🤮.

2024-08-08 16:53:22

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A month 😆. I decided to go for a walk on my break and yea saw it just now 😆

2024-08-08 16:39:40

I just discovered I work across from AMD 🫨 https://image.nostr.build/f5dfec58742c14855cd36823e8003bd0ef3d60cfb30d3baa0d3c0789346a1523.jpg

2024-08-08 02:35:29

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https://www.photopea.com/
And watch YouTube tutorials how to crop images. 😉