CraigTheSpaceBum

I was scrolling threw my Facebook and saw this post of the widow of my friend (who was a motorcycle instructor and got hit on his bike by a pick up truck). In high school, my buddy and I were in the special Ed class together and we're given laptops by the school board to complete our school work. I remember playing emulators in class in science class together. My favorite memory was when he opened up a text pad and pasted in some code to basically attempt to delete the server harddrive, saved as a .exe instead of .txt file. He opened it, he tripped something off, this guy had the IT guy drive from another town and yelled/freaked out on him for hours 😆 and he ended up getting suspended 🤣🤣🤣. There was then a update to all the school board computers to remove notepad. He ended up dating, marrying and having a kid with a girl from the grade below us and now his daughter is fatherless.
I tell this story because no matter how much bitcoin or any form of material wealth can not bring back a human life. Drive fucking safe.
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2024-08-20 16:32:08

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I miss my white cat so much 😢

2024-08-20 12:23:29

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Do they zap themselves?

2024-08-20 11:00:03

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I don't own a jet, just paper airplanes.

2024-08-20 10:41:18

The weather is too damn cold 🥶

2024-08-20 01:49:01

I feel like a old man falling asleep by 10pm 😆

2024-08-17 17:45:25

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It's a collection agency. 😆 that's a hard no

2024-08-17 14:28:58

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Its my one "Mandatory Saturday" of the month.

2024-08-17 14:25:21

2 hours of commuting for 4 hour shift 🫠

2024-08-16 23:34:48

I've been orange pilling my co-workers over the past week with different angles and lot of them just don't get it so I ask them how much money it cost them to send money back to their country of origin. They say a decision amount. I then pulled up my website bitcoin-cats.ca 😉 "zapped" myself $20 and was like I can be anywhere in the world and that transaction was virtually free. I brought up el savador, Lugano swisserland and @nprofile…9fpu and mentioned why it el savador made bitcoin legal tender in the first place. You can see lights click in their eyes. A few think like yea I can see how that would work in "small countries". 😆. Soo much work needs to be done.

2024-08-16 22:13:08

Disney has the reverse midas touch, everything they touch turns to shit 😆

2024-08-15 19:42:08

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Now travel to Toronto for the bitcoin meet up tonight

2024-08-15 19:38:25

I see a fork
#nevent1q…h6yc

2024-08-15 19:37:19

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Send me 5000 sats, I'll send you 10,000 back 😂

2024-08-15 01:29:39

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I won't lie, I love what I currently do. I do small collections on behalf of different cities and townships for like speeding tickets and other fines. People compliment me on how nice, quick and professional I am on the phones (I even had a guy today say I have a radio voice 😆). I'm also like the only white guy there so like I never "are you calling from India?". I basically say pay ticket or risk license suspension. I have a background being a manager for a door to door company representing save the children and I used to be a credit operations manager for Rogers 😅 so collections is easy and fun, especially when you have the ability to talk back to rude people and not get in trouble because they in collections. That being said. They know I'm really good at my job and want me to work on bank portfolio doing like 3rd and 5th assignment which is like hardest shit on the planet. The commissions is extremely higher but trade off is, I'm dealing with 30 year old debt that is like $500,000 😆.

2024-08-15 00:29:16

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Quit quitting 😆

2024-08-15 00:18:09

I was told I'm being promoted into a new department collecting bank debts worth like $100,000+ and I'm like please don't, just leave me the fuck alone 😆. I'm happy where I am.

2024-08-12 22:56:47

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Reverse R-Kelly No Jutsu!

2024-08-12 22:24:47

So I called this woman over a $200 bill. She mentioned she wanted to leave the country due to cost of living. I mentioned it's my dream to move to el savador. She then points out she's el savadorian and her mom recently moved back. She told me her mom owns more bitcoin then her 😂. If the calls were not recorded I would of asked her out on a date 😂

2024-08-11 21:00:01

What's next, multi signature npubs and nsecs 😆
#nevent1q…3scd

2024-08-08 16:53:22

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A month 😆. I decided to go for a walk on my break and yea saw it just now 😆

2024-08-08 16:39:40

I just discovered I work across from AMD 🫨 https://image.nostr.build/f5dfec58742c14855cd36823e8003bd0ef3d60cfb30d3baa0d3c0789346a1523.jpg

2024-08-08 01:44:37

#meme #memestr https://image.nostr.build/b48304fdfd7714a746b4e77075f2828d29a614b40a5979497449eb3cb9178632.jpg

2024-08-08 00:36:34

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The better question you should ask, what problem are you trying to solve and why?

2024-08-08 00:26:39

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Personally I'm a cheap fuck and a guy who would just do it in their back yard, live stream it zap.stream and call it a day 😆 but from my understanding, it's a ceremony that women want everyone to see and witness 😂.
It's probably why I'm single 😆

2024-08-08 00:11:49

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Wow I'm actually in a video for once 😂😂😂

2024-08-07 21:57:26

Got to love 12 hour shifts collecting fiat 😆

2024-08-06 23:02:09

Soo I was humming some old 2000s metal music and I just realized that stricken by disturbed and I'm so sick by flyleaf is the same goddamn riff 😂

2024-08-06 10:21:35

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Will there be lots of concentration there? I need a place where I can think 🤔

2024-08-05 21:10:42

Calm before the storm

2024-08-05 01:26:01

Ultimate question for all the married men on #nostr. What's more volatile, bitcoin or your wife? 🤔

2024-08-03 03:15:05

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I am friends with a asain friend who was a former male stripper who would probably think that 😆. Don't worry ill glady press my bare chest on any lady who wants to compare boob sizes. 😂

2024-08-03 03:06:20

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My nips are hard 😆

2024-08-03 03:05:14

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Don't worry, I'm here if you need someone to hopelessly send wink emojis, memes and cat photos to seduce you 🫡.

2024-08-03 03:02:20

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It's 2024, it's same same 😆.

2024-08-03 03:00:21

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I told him it's for the zaps

2024-08-03 02:58:22

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Imagine we got to see Sarah irl 😆

2024-08-02 22:24:56

Facts
#nevent1q…uhu9

2024-08-02 22:24:45

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Goddamn dyslexia. Why can't they just read properly 😂

2024-08-02 21:54:36

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Yes. That's also funny. People tell me all the time they think I'm a scam.

2024-08-02 21:44:40

You should honestly listen to a debt collection call for $200,000 😆. It's extremely entertaining.

2024-08-02 10:24:00

Woke up before my alarm ⏰️

2024-08-01 02:13:44

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I am sorry prince Chukwuemeka. I didn't know you were present. Wakanda forever

2024-08-01 01:55:02

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Does it count if I make multiple accounts? @nprofile…kmny release the bots 😆

2024-08-01 01:12:49

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The problem is you need to store that data. Blockchain or websocket json calls are not going to fix that. You can't store data on the internet because the internet is like a highway of sending and receiving data from another computer. That's why I said it's a spectrum. Eth claims to be decentralized but it's arguably definitely not. How is it decentralized if someone can change the consensus mechanism without consensus of miners and selling your protocol as a ICO.

2024-08-01 01:07:16

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You know it more then anyone on nostr 😆. Good thing I don't keep more then less 1% of my btc on my node 😆. It's for small payment and cold storage/multi sig the rest. Satoshi didn't fuck up, he just got pissed off and created something that became bigger then himself. The reason why we have cool shit is because people try and if they don't succeed they try again. If everyone gave up we might as well go back to floppy disks and windows 95 and just say it fuck it, nothing is perfect.

2024-08-01 00:57:37

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Decentralization is like autism. It's on a spectrum.
Just kidding (kinda).
Run your own node. Don't trust verify. Be your own internet provider service 🫡.
Take your orange and purple pill 💊 like a good doggo. 😆
https://image.nostr.build/3b2bc9a4047471f717755a302876d3a5b9b1ebe1f46bfc99c950d821dd766bf2.gif

2024-07-30 21:54:21

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Seem pretty gay

2024-07-28 03:53:56

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Zap are set private to prevent them cra and csis bitches from trying declare income tax. Fuck the government

2024-07-28 03:52:59

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You win a drunk selfie
https://image.nostr.build/ec4ae949d21145c030f92fa0433d320b233b4f4c2917ae40288eda0c56f3d7d0.jpg

2024-07-25 22:59:56

Toronto 🍁 https://image.nostr.build/44d78e55089ad14b8794d71592077af58bf457a06e7751c65ee2cd5efacfe561.jpg

2024-07-25 19:28:07

Cypherpunk meet up in Toronto tonight! You know, you know!

2024-07-24 22:27:01

Love a little more.
Hate a little less.

2024-07-23 22:14:25

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Never a boring day in collections 😆

2024-07-23 22:10:17

So in my new job. I'm collecting speeding and parking tickets for the city... it shows us everyone driving records including If someone's license was suspended. So we call this customer, he has like $2000 in tickets. The guy has his license and plates suspended. He answers the phone and says sorry he can't talk right now, he's driving 😂...

2024-07-23 01:32:14

Wait you guys get likes?
https://image.nostr.build/4308f13ccf2f14b90279e0d12bac4494449aca278aeb08d7df100d515fef7670.jpg
#nevent1q…06ns

2024-07-22 22:19:42

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Lmfaoo you would think but nah the ones the love spicy food and curry 😅. I have nothing against against them. Yeea 😅

2024-07-22 22:13:50

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Pretty much but a lot more Indian people everywhere 😅

2024-07-22 21:54:39

I love how I am the token white guy at the collection agency 😂

2024-07-22 02:36:14

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Html isn't hard to learn. 😅

2024-07-22 02:35:18

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https://image.nostr.build/aee682d5953754e9ff0699d09ae50919859a5780cdf714005537e11c07a02e5f.jpg

2024-07-20 13:53:56

Hello everyone on #nostr
Can you see this post or has your client censored me too 🥴?
#nevent1q…qsu0
#nostrhelp

2024-07-16 15:48:25

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#birdstr

2024-07-14 17:14:51

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So what your saying if Trump got killed that would of been bearish as fuck 😆.

2024-07-14 17:07:13

Who knew assassin attempts were bullish 😂

2024-07-11 16:23:02

I pumped gas for the first time 😅.

2024-07-10 18:45:08

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How did you post this?

2024-07-08 21:07:13

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Nice try CRA and IRS
#nevent1q…sw7s

2024-07-08 09:02:21

I'm shocked how active #nostr is at 4am on a Monday 😆

2024-07-07 21:11:42

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I wish someone put a nostr client inside Minecraft 😅. You can only get white-list on the server if you put in your nsec or sign lol.

2024-07-05 19:02:32

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Just wait a few years, you will be hearing him on the radio 📻 and available as a fortnite skin for download 😆

2024-07-05 04:45:04

Believe it or not, this shit is common in Toronto 😆....
https://video.nostr.build/773a0ad0e67129661ee4b4a2e47ddd3caf67256e8175e4361f0b4ff1944ee44e.mp4

2024-07-01 21:17:53

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Be your own union ✨️

2024-06-30 03:41:34

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So much to think about 😆

2024-06-29 20:31:58

So I have everything I need to make this in my Amazon cart and I thought to myself maybe I should research the potential risks and apparently being shocked with 3000v over and over may lead to death 😆. So anyone have any suggestions on anything a little bit more safer? Looking for painful but won't seriously cause damage over time or death 😅.
#asknostr
#nevent1q…mdeu

2024-06-28 23:11:14

Imagine if you connected Lnbits Bitcoin Switches to an Electronic Fly Swatter, went on zap.stream and gave people the ability to "zap" you...
#nevent1q…s0jp

2024-06-25 21:59:06

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Or existential crisis 🤷‍♂️

2024-06-25 20:27:05

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If any women need a baby daddy tell em to let me know 😅

2024-06-24 01:36:18

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"Sister" @npub16xc…4jqm appreciates seeing this kinda stuff on nostr 😆

2024-06-23 12:59:13

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Already exist

2024-06-19 13:23:50

It is hot outside 😵

2024-06-18 15:46:12

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Invent a nostr client that interacts with real world outside 😆

2024-06-18 00:25:29

I wonder why 🤷‍♂️
https://image.nostr.build/8302e106182f720547524935f59854cafc4faa5bb76fa4751cbf20d8613ef5a9.jpg
#meme

2024-06-17 15:20:21

Does anyone have a old PC, laptop or node they wanna donate to @npub16xc…4jqm? She wants to do God's work and do it with Bitcoin.
I truly believe she could be the one that on boards hundreds of churches to bitcoin and lightning 😅.
Someone please reach out to her.

2024-06-14 23:10:28

When I die one day, can everyone on #nostr do a #zapathon to fund raise some #bitcoin to shoot my body into space towards the sun butt nakedness with a 360 gopro live streaming to earth 🌎. I'll pay any amount of sats to make it happen 😅. Where do I sign????

2024-06-13 02:55:37

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Free speech includes speech you don't like. If he's entitled to build and say whatever he wants including building bots that flag your post if you mention anything about women or gay people. It works both ways. Like sorry I have an opinion, didn't know nostr had a thought police.

2024-06-13 02:32:15

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I do but his bot still comments on my post 😆

2024-06-13 00:57:19

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Fuck @npub1wmr…g240 , fuck rabble ccp inspired censorship bot and fuck his client.
#nostr is a open protocol. Anyone with a brain 🧠 and the heart ❤️ to speak the truth will be pick the platform that will allow them to full express themselves.
Imagine I'm using Nos one day and I say identify as a cat and another user says naw dude your a human. Rabble's Orwellian censorship bot will be like flag flag! You are offending this user. Clearly craig is a cat 🐈 and anyone who says different is a transracial bigots. No debates or discussions. Straight to "nos prison" for you until you delete his garage client from your device and interact with the 100s of other more useful apps.
Idk I'd have self confidence issues too if I was Rabble. Imagine trying to show off to your community only to embarrass himself 😆.
I hope @npub17lr…294v knows If "she" has a penis, Adam's apple and has prostate cancer from the hormone therapy then that's just a dude with mental illness. Prove me wrong. Imagining giving a woman who identifys as a man a male catheter 😂. How stupid do you have to be.

2024-06-11 21:08:05

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Post your prototype on nostr

2024-06-11 21:05:34

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https://video.nostr.build/bc8a21f3d1fc2c94d8b763f036ca8b63ead05b1d4e9152a4e686dfedb2f35aea.mp4

2024-06-11 21:03:01

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Nah, he's going to wait for you to invent it and buy you out and claim it's original 😅

2024-06-11 03:22:42

My grandma dropping in to give everyone a #gn
https://image.nostr.build/50b993be6b4dc48eb01c5cb66bb18202083f786dc0578e4de4b70d1b4fa4e39e.jpg

2024-06-11 01:24:35

Something weird is happening, hours after I get news about my grandmother. I get 3 really good job offerings 🫣, all of them pretty much paying double what I make now.... it's like Nana is looking after me 😅

2024-06-10 18:32:23

My grandmother passed away this morning 😔

2024-06-10 12:58:46

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Nice try CRA and IRS

2024-06-10 00:45:50

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That looks like heaven

2024-06-10 00:32:53

https://image.nostr.build/fc0c163420a7b087eafe0e1f217a93fd07def9e5d84858f4361ac601f7512c25.jpg
#meme #memestr #fiat