CraigTheSpaceBum

Public Key

npub1826v365he5ty69lk3xgvzqrwy8587vdfrxnsz0k09khzustf8r7s6j7t95

NIP-05 Address

Craig@bitcoin-cats.ca

NIP-57 Address

Craig@zap.bitcoin-cats.ca

Profile Code

nprofile1qqsr4dxga2tu69jdzlmgnyxpqphzr6rlxx53nfcp8m8jmt3wg95n3lgpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgtcprdmhxue69uhksetwdphh2um99eek7cmfv9kz7un9d3shjjtfve0

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relay.nostr.band

henhouse.social/relay

bostr.lecturify.net

Author Public Key

npub1826v365he5ty69lk3xgvzqrwy8587vdfrxnsz0k09khzustf8r7s6j7t95

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Last Notes

2025-04-02 03:10:28

Back in like 2023 when covid restrictions were loosened and my buddy decided to throw a house show with his band. It was a great show, saw bunch of people from high school. It was wonderful time. My buddy offered me mushrooms 🍄 that night. I just remember being in the back yard after the bands had just finished. My buddies were asking me my true thoughts on bitcoin and some how I articulated so perfectly well heavily under the influence of alcohol, cannabis and shrooms. My message was basically started off with what is money, went throw quick summary of the history of money. We all agreed there was a problem with the dollar. I went threw the spark notes version of creation of bitcoin. The gold verse bitcoin debated happened. It ended with me asking them if you had to flea right now out of the country, how easy would it be for you to shove all that gold up your ass so you don't get robbed and confiscated. I mentioned governments would adopt and that a bitcoin etf will happen one day. Mentioned that at the time el savador made it legal tender. They agreed the bitcoin had some use case but still had its doughts so I went into a long speech about how taxes work, war, world economic fourm, yadda yadda and last thing I said was I believe for vadim was "Owning Bitcoin doesn't make you a king, it makes you a god. Your obtaining a limited scarcity asset that cant be copied or created more. Its the future of money and to me, is money. Money can decide life or death, not just for you the individual but for your loved ones and people you don't even know. Like why do homeless people don't live as long as say David Rockefeller who had like 9 open heart transplants (which most don't even survive 2 😵). Money can clone your pet cat for $20,000. Money can buy you wars. You can buy a wife for a goat and 3 chickens in some countries for crying out loud. You can adopt a kid if you have enough money".
They all kinda looked at me like I'm like
Reason I mention this because I was thinking about it randomly today about it. I wonder if anyone bought bitcoin 😆. I know my one buddy who hosted the show still hasn't. I know every girl there probably didn't 😂. Mostly all of them gave me a look like bro your from fucking mars stay away from me 😂.
If only they paid attention 😂

2025-03-26 23:34:24

https://image.nostr.build/d4d1f4e91ff6fadc6968ddb3a3f0313ab97fd0f817f2788602829a311d1a3337.jpg #foodstr #meme

2025-03-19 01:23:44

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No Nip-05 = just another bot to me 😆

2025-03-16 17:20:10

Im tall and canadian, does that make me a frost giant?

2025-02-19 02:31:26

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Communist Superman 🦸‍♂️ 😂

2025-02-17 18:33:57

Can I borrow 11,087 sats, I'll send you nudes 😂.
#nevent1q…xck0
#nostr #bitcoin

2025-02-17 18:26:44

This is why I can't do online dating anymore.
https://image.nostr.build/7452ed3ecb982dcf29f0d2b8e43dc1bff4fd90b62cf21e9cd7873c9f7f38510d.jpg

2025-02-10 00:59:13

I've been playing Palworld a little too much and now I understand. 👀 https://image.nostr.build/cceba093b694e0a0d4cc530e8491f7287da32ca744fd429bee3d612c61709aed.jpg
#palworld #meme

2025-02-07 23:18:43

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He has a check mark from a free nip-05 site. Must be legit 😆

2025-01-31 22:31:36

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#doxxed

2025-01-25 16:30:38

Certified to steal your girl
https://image.nostr.build/1cbd3a3264be0a36978fed8d06801a94d63a7c2ef8f6cf6a46b34476b1f08303.jpg
#memestr

2025-01-24 15:17:04

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This is where @nprofile…qqud conceived her first child.

2025-01-20 23:15:15

I come home from long day at work and I can't even sit in my own chair 🙃
https://image.nostr.build/1ce2ab290e38bb770dc3981566191e7ccba2a7fe4d43e923880aa89b3690d87b.jpg
#catstr #cat

2025-01-13 23:12:54

The more I think about marriage and women now a days, the less I want to get married and date.

2025-01-07 04:43:30

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Have you never seen American idol?

2025-01-07 03:30:50

So I'm trying to get a show of numbers before organizing. How many people would be interested in participating in Nostr Idol
If you can let me know or express your interest on nostr. So far I got a few interested. Maybe do this monthly. @nprofile…c4ss would be one of the judges 👩‍⚖️ . Thoughts? Opinions? Would you want to participate? You can win sats by singing your heart out on a open decentralized protocol 😎
#nevent1q…43c5

2025-01-07 02:57:56

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I could do it but I'm sure there's someone on nostr with a little bit more background experience. I've booked shows and venues. It's basically same concept.

2025-01-07 02:53:41

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If you help be a producer/promoter/whatever other skills sets you want to contribute 😅. I can help with the technical live stream side as my PC (3060ti not new but it will do the job well). Open idea 😅

2025-01-07 02:49:34

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- We host it on zap.stream
- 3 judges with one being a special guest from the bitcoin and nostr space or not who cares 😅.
- Contestants video call in on hive talk. (Only problem is technically people can cheat this way with autotune software thats been out seen the 80s)
- Winner 🏆 wins all sats donated/tipped to the stream will go to winner of nostr idol 😅.
Bam Nostr first reality TV show 🫡.

2025-01-04 22:49:31

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When I was a kid my grandparents used to bring us to the sport man show in Toronto and I remember my grandparents buying us rubber band guns. I had the basic pistol and my brother had the SMG 😆.

2025-01-04 20:44:15

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It's not illegal* and it's been out there for 2 decades 😅. Now what people torrent, is none of my business but for every good use case, I'm sure it could be used for evil things.

2025-01-04 20:38:08

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Lmfao, will it include torrents?

2025-01-04 18:15:56

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Freedom of speech doesn't mean it's intelligent speech 😂

2025-01-03 22:01:32

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Back in my day, zap.stream didn't exist, primial.net didn't exist. Everyone used ether iris.to or snort.social for a PC internet browser experience and the getalby web extension was like the only lightning wallet people used. 🧓⚰️💀
Also Umbrel was more open source and less gay.

2025-01-03 21:53:50

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I remember back in the day, every time you logined into snort it would unfollow everyone 😆

2025-01-03 01:46:10

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If you want to give yourself a little bit more credibility look into setting up a nip-05 with your person website. I just copied the github example. Your own personal website or professional website can validate that your npub is legit so don't have imposters floating around. You can also use free ones or paid ones.
Also try different nostr websites and apps. If you ever want to live stream use zap.stream 😁. There's a nostr app for everything and if not make one.
How to set up your own NIP-05.
https://youtu.be/uzdHdkKwPYE

2025-01-03 01:17:59

What other protocol lets you have cool stuff let's you have a pimped out profile page that just carries over 😆. #amythest #nostr https://image.nostr.build/fe0c60b06439b6b1aae66ef304034d2e4821227e01ee5420da1a45f8ab3018ff.jpg

2025-01-02 17:36:13

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What in the middle east is that?

2025-01-02 06:05:43

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Is that a hose to spray your ass? 😆

2025-01-01 20:21:15

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You too 🫡 https://image.nostr.build/b1102bc9dd56f9ef344bc168c87d79715037e7c56478350b0b2319286046bb26.jpg

2024-12-30 00:53:52

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Have you tried jerking off?

2024-12-28 15:53:03

I love bacon 🥓

2024-12-24 15:02:26

So I'm sure you seen a "Santa Tracker" but have you ever seen a "Satan Tracker"

2024-12-24 03:33:17

Someone get this person whatever the hell a light tiger is or a Jimmy?
#nevent1q…3rmx

2024-12-24 03:29:03

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Hold on, I'm going to need @nprofile…pwdf to translates this one for me.

2024-12-24 03:22:14

I have no idea what this means but it sounded cool.
#nevent1q…wd6r

2024-12-24 03:19:42

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What is a crisp and why do you like this guy?

2024-12-24 02:26:28

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Birth control 😆

2024-12-23 15:07:48

Playing Star Citizen tonight with some new players. Anyone else wanna join us tonight after work? I have a referral code for new players who want a free space bike 🏍
https://image.nostr.build/1ed420d082e01be8664fad9a3f90d0d3607357c46268162f3b80714662f93065.jpg
#starcitizen #games

2024-12-23 05:33:58

https://image.nostr.build/50d69d532ad5572707f289ac2a8fc691525b888d30bdd7aa825e8706010b5593.jpg #catstr #cat #meme #memestr

2024-12-21 23:53:05

I got cat fished 🐟 😆

2024-12-21 17:23:31

I hate Toronto drivers.

2024-12-19 15:17:57

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How much bitcoin does she hold 😂

2024-12-19 15:17:33

@nprofile…n6q3 never advertise/endorses when I'm single 😔
#nevent1q…dptk

2024-12-19 15:16:17

She told me she's a Turkish delight. I asked her if she's worth betraying my family for.

2024-12-19 15:11:13

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Ai is all fun and games until.... https://image.nostr.build/25ff155526389ebaef7033131dbdf5a2b7417c459f6c0f7a0024ba4186f0da22.gif

2024-12-18 05:05:13

I should be sleeping 😴

2024-12-13 03:39:07

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Does it come with nostr badge?

2024-12-12 13:11:55

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Buy a majority of the shares and propose a vote lol

2024-12-11 23:25:09

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Why do that when you can release 2 apps for price of 1

2024-12-11 20:05:40

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Believe it or not. Most women block me on dating sites when I mention 99% of my networth is in bitcoin 😂

2024-12-11 13:16:46

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That isn't itialian enough. Where's the talking with the hands and pasta?

2024-12-08 17:35:08

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Lmfao. Im addicted to social media > better find a cure > creates damus > is addicted to decentralized social media > creates notedeck > ...

2024-12-08 06:02:59

TITOS FADES IS NOW ON #NOSTR UNDER @nprofile…kwfu
GIVE THEM A FOLLOW AND SUPPORT THEM 😁
#nevent1q…pgrc

2024-12-07 02:37:17

Id like to announce to #nostr that I've on boarded a 2nd business to accept #bitcoin for payment for service 😎. If you need a mens haircut/fade 💇‍♂️ 😎.
## TITOS FADES
905-868-2551
299 The Queensway S, Keswick, ON L4P 2B4
They now accept bitcoin on both Main Chain and Lightning. They also take some shitcoins and silver but I think I gave him a good talking why he should be #bitcoin only 😏.
#nevent1q…5e7s
#growstr #bitcoingoodforbusiness

2024-12-07 01:55:25

https://image.nostr.build/5cd5aadfc780be8d6f586a29dd4757bd8e8160760e03b6d654d8e6fb75f386c8.jpg

2024-12-07 00:10:01

We need more beautiful catladies on #catstr 😺😏
#nevent1q…c2j0

2024-12-06 12:00:37

I hate winter.

2024-12-02 22:10:43

So this girl on this dating app deleted and blocked me after asking her if she ever thought about getting a job after she told me she was a full time stay at home mom... 🤣. Dodge a bullet with that one 😆 #datestr

2024-12-02 12:02:49

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I've spent over a $1000USD on this game.

2024-12-02 04:45:17

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Have you never had sex to micheal saylor and max kieser speaking about bitcoin?

2024-12-02 04:41:13

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#nevent1q…a7tx

2024-11-30 22:05:49

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People from Turkey are called Turkeys 😆

2024-11-29 03:05:11

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Thank you for the welcome wagon 😅. I want my buddies nostr experience to be unreal 😎

2024-11-29 02:34:16

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Where is @nprofile…8grv

2024-11-28 00:18:43

I don't know if I shared this tip with #nostr on how to learn how to scream death metal vocals. Legit when I was learning over a decade ago, I was told to legit work on perfecting the perfect cookie monster voice 😆. If you can do cookie monster, you will be able to hit some pretty nasty low screams. Just remember to never push from your throat. You need to push from your diaphragm or you will rip your vocal cords and sound like mickey mouse for the rest of your life. Trust I've met people who never learned to scream properly, tried to be a vocalist and now sounds like legit mickey mouse in his normal speaking voice 😂. Practice all those things and next thing you know you will be able to sing "Eaten" by Bloodbath 🫡

2024-11-25 20:06:04

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I thought all nostr girls had a thing for nostr devs. Hell I know at least 3 girls on nostr who would leave their current relationship for @nprofile…tcfs

2024-11-23 13:28:23

I'm at work and not a single soul is here...do I just go home?

2024-11-23 02:11:07

Pack your bags 🎒
#nevent1q…423w

2024-11-19 04:00:49

Isn't this what causes covid?
#nevent1q…dhtv

2024-11-18 15:13:25

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Have a booth girls to attract the nerd ;)

2024-11-18 03:08:45

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🫠

2024-11-16 05:44:44

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Bring back blockbuster and VHS rentals!

2024-11-16 02:02:02

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Pi. Im a space bum not a space whale 😆

2024-11-16 01:41:30

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I'm using umbrel. I don't normally have issues unless I get like power outage (even tho I have a UPS). I've heard nothing but good things about start9. I thinking of updating my set up in the new year.

2024-11-16 00:53:00

Gotta love troubleshooting my bitcoin node. Just pressing the restart button like 20 times over again normally fixes it 😆. I can kinda see people's arargument that the Lightning network is held together with ductape and dreams.

2024-11-15 22:55:31

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Why run when I own a cat 😹

2024-11-15 22:52:46

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Will @nprofile…9929 will it tho?

2024-11-15 22:49:20

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Wait til they come out with the "iNOSTR"

2024-11-15 22:42:46

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Is there any other way? 😆

2024-11-15 22:41:52

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How can I foster a relationship without zaps 🥴

2024-11-15 22:39:33

Power is out. 😵‍💫

2024-11-14 20:17:12

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Why a microwave tho?

2024-11-14 01:35:50

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Tell me about it 😆

2024-11-13 23:37:48

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Technically bitcoin is over 100k... Canadian 😆 https://image.nostr.build/ee7b72a3a80cda49792e1d05c2bc7d543c78dff320cd8c7f6aea22d9ea8d0591.jpg

2024-11-13 23:08:01

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Help me find a girlfriend @nprofile…8grv 😆

2024-11-13 17:59:58

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https://image.nostr.build/0f60ed1a1457f4bef6bc7cc67daace7f10f1f5489f8c3e8b920cfac156763700.jpg

2024-11-12 15:15:03

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Doesn't even use nip-05 or badges lol 😂

2024-11-12 03:33:50

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I don't think epistine was ever married 😆. Don't be like epistine

2024-11-12 03:25:10

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This could be us... https://image.nostr.build/d1f62f50ccf59ae965270de16a5abca16c1406cb301a9d04c8acb35628560a8c.jpg

2024-11-12 03:21:26

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Imagine all the productivity with all the free child labour 😏.

2024-11-12 03:17:35

#nevent1q…88e3
#nevent1q…rjqy
So hear me out 😉
https://video.nostr.build/6563b39943c2bd51c87a8e0fbbebfb93ca7cec7baa7a22f8834504e5161c78cf.mp4

2024-11-12 02:49:32

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It's why I picked it out just for you beautiful 😏

2024-11-12 02:46:03

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Howwwwwww youuuu doing? 😉😏 https://video.nostr.build/f06ff8db11bc470b629af707083183f43f10bfd650b0980294152b25cb46ad65.mp4

2024-11-12 02:40:17

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Hey 😉

2024-11-11 23:30:36

I was getting excited for bitcoin pump until dawned upon me. We should all be shitting bricks. We are witnessing the death of the dollar in real time 😵

2024-11-11 20:08:24

I'm suddenly attractive😉 https://image.nostr.build/8ec4dbd60d8dfad35496da097eb645b82ba0964ff2ec244a15ff5c51e9480784.jpg

2024-11-07 22:15:42

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Only thing I'll steal i your heart 😉

2024-11-07 20:12:08

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Careful. Might come true 😆

2024-11-07 17:31:45

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Damm how many horse powers is that ride?