Rich Nost

I'm just a weird lil yarn monster

Public Key

npub1zw7ftkfpezmtym8n2j2fvnd0smunztl9pyjys0fxdqne08vq397s5yvpu5

NIP-05 Address

richnost@nostrplebs.com

NIP-57 Address

richnostrich@zeuspay.com

Profile Code

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2025-04-05 01:22:40

I want to throw on some #dungeonsynth and lose myself in an accessible dungeon crawler on the Switch.

2025-04-05 01:08:51

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I always listen to the money boners

2025-04-05 01:04:27

I am usually a chill guy about the bitcoin price, but this situation makes me optimistic. I'm sure some subconscious pattern-recognizong part of my primate brain has conditioned me to get a money boner before my brain can explain why.

2025-04-05 01:01:39

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Cat ear people in shambles

2025-03-31 04:34:12

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Holy shit, if only I could join nostr twice.

2025-03-30 12:17:48

When history Wiki entries are written about our time, everyone won't be able to get past how weird and fat lefitsts looked in this era. It's sort of how photos of prohibitionists lead you to believe prohibition was gatekept by a bunch of ugly church ladies.

2025-03-27 22:03:34

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There are literally only two word filters you need to filter out 90% of the reprobates on mastodon, and they also work really well in amethyst:
https://image.nostr.build/6c211aa7f53a8241b45c99599312a37dfdacf3418f382aeb8bdec865aefee8f6.jpg

2025-03-27 17:09:48

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Someday we're all gonna meet up and throw a rager around that thing...
https://image.nostr.build/59ef01d4216131e88f7e0c7e98474d9103d5a0e6bddebf799921f33ad8678e99.jpg

2025-03-27 01:11:29

On X, I just feel alone, begging for validation that I exist in influencer comments.

2025-03-26 22:23:00

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Gonna need the Ghibli version of this too:
https://image.nostr.build/11695e60c14afd69b04d99ce70f639c0b2fa47b91164d5a9dcb6a19bd4910ea7.jpg

2025-03-21 14:10:56

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"Bitcoin And..." is the only podcast that I consistently don't regret listening to.
#nevent1q…u5wk

2025-03-19 13:50:46

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This is not a gargamel reply.

2025-03-18 15:49:17

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If they want war bonds, why don't they just issue war bonds?

2025-03-17 23:26:32

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A relay list perhaps?

2025-03-17 23:25:42

ohh it's...amethyst app settings?
#nevent1q…9qyv

2025-03-17 23:22:29

WTF. I didn't post this.
#naddr1qq…smth

2025-03-16 01:41:17

Does anyone else feel like nerd/geek culture is now just infantalizing slop you either sink into or grow out of?
#nevent1q…wtvz

2025-03-16 01:20:53

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Nerd shit became monetizeable at scale after everything became computer. Now being a nerd is specifically repudiating nerd shit.

2025-03-11 02:27:23

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Its a conference call where all technical stakeholders ensure the release of a new piece of software into production goes smoothly.

2025-03-11 02:14:24

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LOL no the t-shirt lady. Did she wear her mathlete medals too?

2025-03-11 02:09:15

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What a fucking nerd.

2025-03-11 02:06:46

I have been on a deployment t bridge for 2 fucking hours.
I have to quit this job.

2025-03-10 16:14:39

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https://nostr.download/e1026fabbfa4d98e817db7ae9555ec5e5804ca77f9ea4ebcd40999ff1dbf3d7e.jpeg

2025-03-10 04:44:25

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Mmm American char

2025-03-10 04:06:56

CNN and Twitter are an intersection at which I have less than zero fucks to give. I am now owed fucks.

2025-03-10 03:38:02

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Ass, apparently

2025-03-09 20:26:24

I DID IT
https://nostr.download/fcd4af701112e497422187cc61fb3d66a67670a720481a62361b61d2e5c12432.jpeg
#nevent1q…kduy

2025-03-09 04:25:32

I'm kind of a useless dipshit when it comes to home repair. Tomorrow I try to repair drywall for the first time.

2025-03-08 14:53:25

I used to think shitcoins just attracted particularly stupid, greedy gambling degenerates and that we would eventually burn through them all quickly.
Turns out the world is a shitcoin.
https://nostr.download/816fc8555549cf1edc62728996ce71500e9def0b65f3625bdf765aac605ddb32.webp

2025-03-08 10:21:36

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FAFO

2025-03-06 16:00:08

Good morning, stand-up fam. Yesterday I flailed around the codebase until I was distracted by 3 ongoing non-iteration tasks given to me by 3 different managers, none of whom assessy annual performance.
Today I plan to ditch work as soon as I can and 100% the HD remake of Donkey Kong Country Returns for Nintendo Wii, arguably one of the greatest platformers published by the Big N. This includes all the secret temples and gold medaling all the speed runs.
I have no blockers.

2025-03-03 15:46:24

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It's not real. No recording or transcript exists of Kissinger saying that. Sometimes people want to think they live in a movie plot with unequivocal villains, and liars are happy to oblige with fake-ass quotes.

2025-03-03 14:53:38

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https://www.reuters.com/article/world/false-claim-henry-kissinger-quote-about-mandatory-vaccinations-idUSKBN22Y24W/

2025-03-03 02:39:23

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I watched the anniversary theater release recently, and as I walked out, some teenagers were like "Dude the Matrix was dumb." I have never felt so old as after thinking "You have to understand the context of the time it was released. It introduced some raw cinematic and thematic concepts that, by the time it reached you, it had of course been polished up and made relevant to your perspectives. You UNGRATEFUL PHILISTINE."

2025-03-02 19:14:14

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Now do dead Ukrainian conscripts.

2025-03-02 16:29:33

cryptoshitcoiner
https://media.ditto.pub/823236379f0caea3009c876c0eb609f62b849b9e58be92c4052b05dcd70d9dd1.png

2025-03-02 16:27:50

At least ETHBTC just dumped to a 4-year low https://image.nostr.build/0c2ee1302042932f225c76e6327afb73079f2d7b9adb0a614c12dc19786106ab.jpg

2025-03-02 15:42:08

Hard to look at this any other way than the crypto industry lobbying to be subsidized for subsidies creating useless casino tokens, and they took bitcoiners along for the ride.
#nevent1q…px3w

2025-03-02 15:14:54

I'm giving up the fight with my vices.
#nevent1q…9xqd

2025-03-01 17:52:27

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I like how, if you scroll below the fold, you can see everyone mocking them
https://image.nostr.build/874a8173bba4a2416aefd42fd31a29d11b0a6ff4a57b348f6cba14ceb2728c81.jpg

2025-03-01 16:54:39

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Someone really doesn't like music.

2025-03-01 04:35:29

LEL
https://image.nostr.build/8e5c6f1cbc0601b387f08ec9c04ba1b2386dd187ae9ee7124b24f1b10c861c85.jpg

2025-02-28 13:34:42

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NO HES ENTITLED TO YOUR SOCIAL MEDIA PRESENCE ITS VERY LOGICAL

2025-02-28 03:43:19

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Please kindly eat your own robot dick

2025-02-27 20:10:51

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Definitely recommend using the #artstr hashtag!

2025-02-25 15:50:20

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Getting bitcoin-radicalized takes a lot of time and energy.

2025-02-25 13:15:05

It's good to know that AI can generate non-working jest tests in a fraction of the time it takes me to create non-working jest tests.

2025-02-25 12:55:37

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https://image.nostr.build/96b39f677050b8dbab1065d0cc5b0265c5de0ff77dc74a874f4cd6f0d2e084d9.jpg

2025-02-24 18:20:04

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Just wait until they NFT it.

2025-02-24 16:25:40

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It's very sad. It's a generation of kids who have lost hope in the idea that working or thinking has any bearing on their bleak outcome.

2025-02-24 04:37:32

The stoppage of waste and fraud is just a side benefit of watching the federal workforce losing their ever-loving minds over *checks notes* being asked for a weekly status report. LOL. LMAO. WHAT WOULD YOU SAY YOU DO HERE, FRIENDO.

2025-02-24 02:59:13

Some things never change. Dueling pamphlets between the no-tulipers and the tulip psychopath elites.
https://image.nostr.build/d3704440294dd79895a5091719a1c2b6a6ad49e4f9b612ac86c37ef38c9cc463.jpg
-- Tulipmania by Anne Goldgar

2025-02-24 01:20:15

You know, if you're interested in re-establishing trust with the American public, maybe don't flip out when asked what the fuck you do. Yeah. That's a good place to start.
https://apnews.com/article/musk-federal-workers-trump-demand-firings-06553df358086db05917d3c50f3699d6

2025-02-23 22:33:27

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Thanks robot

2025-02-23 22:32:33

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That's how I read it.

2025-02-23 18:06:14

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Its just such a dumb idea. This is a man who helps decide what projects get funded.

2025-02-23 17:54:51

We pronounce "ODS" as "ohds", right?
#nevent1q…46ea

2025-02-23 17:34:06

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Yeah, I don't want to doomscroll nostr. I just want to get a handful of takes and maybe zap them on a timeboxed social media break.

2025-02-23 17:08:51

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It's too late. I have A̶I̶D̶S̶ ODS. Tell my family I love them.

2025-02-23 17:01:42

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Higher concentration of Ross.

2025-02-23 16:59:44

Only an influencer up their own ass would think their notes are so valuable they merit a fucking multi-signature scheme.
#nevent1q…nnaa

2025-02-23 14:51:52

I'm unfollowing everyone and starting only with people whose hands I have shaken.

2025-02-22 17:36:31

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Sir, I steal memes. An honorable profession.

2025-02-22 17:20:33

Engagement copypasta is a fucking block. Can we not do this horseshit on nostr?
https://image.nostr.build/63401bc835a15909041096a90435abdae7fd19c3c90665b695549578c525ae54.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/db697b692e2ca8427e580218bcfdeaa8408e2a1ae6ab375f36edfe6f02b7041e.jpg

2025-02-22 16:49:56

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I think the extreme similarities to BIP39 is what makes shamir a non-starter for me. It is just too confusing in an emergency recovery scenario to have something that LOOKS EERILY SIMILAR to something it is not.

2025-02-22 16:47:28

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The standard came out of Trezor, I believe, and they were not able to build a consortium of HWW companies to support it.
Incidentally, it's highly confusing to be an Uncle Jim, trying to help a family member make sense of their wallet, and they present what look like 3 20-word mnemonic keyphrases, but the software wallet is P2WPKH. Fam was lucky I even knew what Shamir was.

2025-02-22 16:36:46

Roll back the chain, Vitalik.
https://image.nostr.build/b7f3138b1a55fcd9868508448dd0c290803ba41bb8c9d0c7ca9f71ac052a6a4c.gif

2025-02-16 21:03:51

Weird how there's such a high frequency of trans people in infosec and software. It's almost like this isn't a phenomenon subject to random distribution, like, uh, gender.

2025-02-16 19:09:56

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Looks like cheap engagement harvesting. They do this. It's a thing. https://image.nostr.build/3aea5fc9cd1be07823880305327294cb05a9125d0a45f49237751067b3ab654f.jpg

2025-02-15 05:00:30

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Oh yeah. The minute Occupy was getting traction and popular sympathies, they mobilized the woke shit. In Zuccati, the crowds were coerced by guilt to adopt the "progressive stack", meaning that the people with the most intersectional profiles got the megaphone ahead of everyone else. After that, it became less about bankers and more of a progressive grievance fest.
Look how quickly they turned "Black Lives Matter" into "Trans Lives Matter"
This is a domestic intelligence tactic.

2025-02-15 03:17:16

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EVERYONE BE COOL

2025-02-12 19:23:39

No I didn't
read your Slack
When I think about work
I touch my Axe
https://image.nostr.build/318edd9095140b48c42047e102e1dad939a5505da21b8f2cf2622365662dafbf.jpg

2025-02-12 18:07:10

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What absurd theatrics

2025-02-12 04:48:54

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It varies by station, but about %20-25 comes from sponsorships. 6-8% from federal funds dispersed through CPB. The rest is largely audience donations.

2025-02-12 01:43:04

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I am the chillest of chill guy bitcoiners and I'll fight anyone who says otherwise

2025-02-10 16:29:45

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I don't know how much power the executive branch can hold over OPM when the general schedule pay scale was established and is revised by Congress.

2025-02-07 13:49:16

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Bro needs an industrial dose of lithium or lamitrogen.

2025-02-07 13:28:31

#goodjobjews
https://image.nostr.build/3585af0e1197a9ef3af90106b60aa24a3d438f44e965285b1e4d64a3fbe04d78.jpg

2025-02-06 12:44:52

I don't trust people who spend an inordinate amount of their waking hours obsessing about dicks and where they go. That's not normal. They shouldn't be in charge of anything.
#nevent1q…u26q

2025-02-06 06:23:05

I think it's dumb to regulate AI. AI is gonna win in an extremely chaotic, dark way.
We are gonna have a anonymous onion proxy networks intelligently routed by open source AI, paid in bitcoin by anonymosuly-owned open-source AI bots (paid also in bitcoin) to run psyops on ideological opposition demographics.
Imagine some rich religious or political group bullying you by AI proxy to kill yourself. Definitely gonna happen.

2025-02-06 05:47:23

It's kind of weird to have a a president that publicly muses about genetics as a predictor of success. I'm not saying it's icky or abnormal to think that. But it's sort of like telling the majority of your mouth-breathing electorate "GOOD LUCK COMPETING AGAINST THIS CHAD, FRIENDO."
#nevent1q…t28v

2025-02-06 05:33:11

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In both directions.

2025-02-06 05:32:38

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I am the retard whisperer.

2025-02-06 05:30:11

Sometimes I think maybe half my job is reminding extremely smart, autistic people that they are alone in their understanding of things they consider obvious.
The other half is encouraging normal people to keep going, despite the challenge of deciphering the ravings and heiroglyphics of the autists.

2025-02-06 04:31:03

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Oh I'm still mining fiat and living responsibly. Still sleep soundly knowing I'm retarded.

2025-02-06 04:27:50

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Makes you wonder why they have to spread it so thick and so far.

2025-02-05 19:04:42

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What's the reference?

2025-02-03 02:28:28

Do you have erectile dysfunction?
You HAD erectile dysfunction until you saw this chart.
https://image.nostr.build/c99ddf940c68c6cada03c7f220326f1fba3dfd9ccdef846f9c9e5c7c7ad2283b.jpg

2025-02-02 23:25:37

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Jesus Christ

2025-02-02 22:55:33

I am once again asking to be visited by the Ostrich-Derek chimera of your nightmares. @nprofile…n6q3 I know you have this.
#nevent1q…tg2k

2025-02-02 19:16:03

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NerdQAxe+. It just sits there. There's nothing to attend to. No serious competitive analysis to be had, like with lightning, which is an infinite source of pro lems to figure out. Mining is fucking dumb. It's just a back-of-the-napkin overhead math sort of problem. I can't believe we give these mining faggots so much deference.

2025-02-02 04:41:42

Does anyone have that nightmare-fuel AI image of @nprofile…n6q3 as a screaming ostrich?

2025-02-01 00:58:26

I can't believe no one has minted an 8-Bit Dick memecoin yet
https://image.nostr.build/b350044ba3555f73a318bca9e7621386115bfaeeee43b596aaf35dd762b6a11e.gif

2025-01-30 05:11:15

LFG
https://image.nostr.build/e74a285808e1f9d95702af371b29ea84c88e4e2502287bbe36db505d964e247a.jpg

2025-01-29 20:06:18

When you are really rooting for the mempool to clear
https://image.nostr.build/158ce9b4fbd5901ee961c4777a45204034e05d95e945c40adc136fff11b66115.gif
#nevent1q…nnn0

2025-01-27 13:46:36

#neverforget
#nevent1q…cj2l

2025-01-27 01:33:51

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TF wrote that?

2025-01-26 16:16:55

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The grossest part about Ripple is that they are so transparently cynical. The fact they pay people to use XRP. The fact they pay environmental activists to say stupid shot about bitcoin. The fact they just lie to the biggest retarded crypto jihadists on the internet, so they can maintain a social media presence.

2025-01-26 14:47:23

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Do you mean the stock AOSP keyboard? How to you ratchet down permissions on it?

2025-01-25 21:09:20

If you are using Amethyst on GrapheneOS, and you are losing your mind every time you use the backspace key, Heliboard is a 100% offline keyboard with auto complete and it DOES NOT HAVE THE BACKSPACE BUG